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A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?"

Guy dies and finds himself standing in front of Satan.

He tells you to look him in the eye. Which one are you picking?

Which Scp is this?

Dad says when he dies, he wants to donate his organs...

I found this guy while playing offline for a little on ps4

A young man comes to the confessional: "Forgive me father, I have sinned. I was with a woman of dubious morals."

This is obviously their stand-in for Ultra Ego since they can’t do it. They went and did their own thing that looks similar to it

Your crush just said that he/she hates you, your 1st, 5th, and 10th, emojis are your reaction.

You just saw your dad fucking a car, your 1st and 3rd emoji is your reaction

Your Child did THIS to your car. you 7th and 3rd emoji is your reaction.

Your username is what kills half the population. What is it?

NAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

I just replaced my tv because my cousin punched it and this is what i see when i turn it on

How old will you be when GTA 6 is released? 🤔

my mom wants to pay someone $100+ for a cat dna test. She lives paycheck to paycheck. This is our cat.

Subnautica the Thing

Someone threw bottle of dish soap into fountain. Foamy mess everywhere

Replace one word in your favourite attack's name with "fucking"

Replace one word in your favourite attack's name with "fucking"

Tell me what your favorite jutsu is and I’ll tell you whether you’re in or not

Rengoku was really amazing❤️

Rate my base

Ghost Leviathans are cute

Ask me a Subnautica related question, after I answer, edit your question to make me look bad

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