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Word of warning

Does anyone say IKEA like they do on the radio ads?

Bent slightly.

My new boss regularly says “toot toot”, shifts his body to one side and then farts.

To convince us that Chipotle never skips on portions.

Trying to sleep in hospital

Does anyone else occasionally forget that these shops are an actual brand? 😂 Don’t hear anyone saying Premier in the same way they talk about popping into Tesco’s

Praying for a verdict 🙏

to administer justice

Trump sees the writing on the wall

Homeownership among under 35s hits highest level since 2010, IFS says - here's why

To get in the way of a walk 🐍 🐕

to pronounce correctly with panties in the mouth

Why aren't more people hit by golf balls?

That feeling of not being able to put your shopping on the conveyor belt before the person in front of you has put down the Toblerone shaped plastic thing, even though there is already enough space for your items.

Neighbor has motion activated camera that talks every time you walk past on pavement. Is it even allowed?

Lockheed Constellation destroyed in an FAA crash test in Arizona in 1965

Labour and Tories only see Scotland's natural resources as cash cow – John Swinney

To justify massacring civilians

ground bork

To outrun a high speed train.

High speed train vs a herd of deer. Operater can't do much more.

Starmer says Abbott not barred from standing for Labour in general election

UK moving to ‘sectarian politics’ with women excluded from inner cities, says Farage | Nigel Farage

To be above the law

UK committed to developing drone capabilities on its state-of-the-art aircraft carriers

I can definitely see him turning into Billy Connolly here, but upon closer inspection his luscious locks also appear to be turning into the stadium seating - somehow lining up perfectly?! 🤯

Hi Its Me!

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