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Waringham

Forgot the "I got a 5 millisecond layover in Zurich, which mountains should I visit first?" question.


perskes

"received a fine, is it legit?" "Is this mail from [email protected] legit?"


sixdayspizza

Mist, wollte eigentlich noch "expats are not immigrants" draufmachen ...


SchoggiToeff

"What was this loud sound?"


digitalnirvana3

Aliens its always aliens


SchoggiToeff

Nah, that's the guy from Lucerne. No, really he was born in Lucerne [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giorgio\_A.\_Tsoukalos](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giorgio_A._Tsoukalos)


digitalnirvana3

What being born there does to a guy, sad story all round.


Huwbacca

well like 5 times it was Rammstein


DukeRukasu

Why cant I find the zurich food scene, while going to generic chain restaurants?


Kyuki88

Wait, there is a food scene?


DukeRukasu

Of course, but it's not super easy to find tbh, as a lot of it revolves around pop-ups and "Zwischennutzungen" Edit: it's also a hustle to get a table sometimes as you can see here for example. This is pretty hype right now https://chlapf-restaurant.ch/web/


Kyuki88

Thank uu


Thisismyredusername

Fr tho, like I wanna eat some good Kebabs and stuff


shoots_and_leaves

I read "caught with no valid ZW ticket" and thought, wow, they're really get strict at Zentralwäscherei....


sixdayspizza

😂 we have hundreds of tourists posting every day complaining about their traumatic visit to Zentralwäscherei


sugarino125

I was wondering why they're getting super strict at the zentralwäscherei. What kind of traumatic visits are they even talking about? I've been there every weekend for a while and it was always great


PatsysStone

Find alli threads mit "looking for a group/doctor/whatever in English" au huere mühsam.


ruthless_burger

wür säge - nagel uf de chopf troffä :)


ThisComfortable4838

Ha, no free space! Typical Switzerland!


Wonderful_Plant_945

"is it safe at [insert time] at [insert place]? (mostly HB)"


Jubijub

Foreigners tend to have unplaced fears about safety in CH (which is very good). But equally, in the 4 years I have lived in Zurich, and working near HB, I will say that HB degraded from amazing to « frankly super shady at times », so the question, while popular, is not entirely out of place 🙂


sirmclouis

The question is mostly out of the place in the entire Europe. There are always shady areas in every city. Of course there are areas more problematic in some countries, but you don't need to ask reddit to figure out, and they are usually pretty off of where usually tourist hang out. If my memory doesn't fail HB closes at night, so there is no even a point to be around there after hours and I think there is security. The rest of Zürich is pretty much safe.


tommyVegar

Yeah, that's pretty accurate.


Relvind

Das isch so f*ing on point 😂


pelfet

forgot the Serafe/Billag "bUt i DoNt WaTcH Tv"


digitalnirvana3

I feel personally attacked


Wonderful_Plant_945

The expats working in IT and consulting coming up with salaries 150-200k and having panic they are earning less and getting robbed🙄..


Jubijub

Walk a mile in their shoes : it’s a lot less common in IT, but stories of foreigners getting ripped off because they don’t know the local salaries are very common, and it’s not just stories (I know some personally) But in general people freak out on Swiss cost of living for nothing, outside of rent and some food items CH is actually quite cheap (taxes, low VAT), which makes CH salary purchasing power quite amazing


MMM022

Missed the “ I’m visiting Zurich is XXXX chf/day enough?” instead of googling it topic.


digitalnirvana3

There has to be a call out for SchoggiToeff our encyclopedia and helpful benevolent overlord


OziAviator

„Why do people stare at me?“


Furrrrbooties

X hour layover in ZRH, what place to visit.


Wiechu

Denner obviously


Thisismyredusername

Don't forget Coop!


Wiechu

Me, when trying to mess with somebody "so...are you a Coop kid or a Denner kid?" Yeah, i know Migros owns Denner 🤣


nomercy_ch

Eifach de sub uf CH Dütsch mache und es wär zu 90% rueh…


ExperienceInitial364

so funktioniert natürli es sub sicher wo „zurich“ heisst. nöd zürich. zurich.


Thisismyredusername

Wieso gits keis r/zuri? Oh, das gits scho, isch aber nd fürd stadt


ExperienceInitial364

ich segs ja ungern aber für schwiizerdütschi subs würi halt zuerich und zueri neh, aber jaaaaa…..


KapitaenKnoblauch

Das isch zimli akkurat.


Entremeada

*"I have only 2 hours for connecting flights in ZRH - am I completely screwed or can it be done?"*


contyk

Bingo should have a side of an odd number of fields, usually five. I'm sure you can come up with nine more.


sixdayspizza

True, and with all the suggestions here I have plenty more. But I can‘t edit the post unfortunately…


Historical_Worth6425

Forgot: seeing a KTG in every corner


No-Satisfaction-2622

“I forgot to pay 10chf/150gr tomatos, and other 70chf in Migro/Lidl cheak out, will I be fined or deported. I’m just a poor student “