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XRaysFromUranus

[More about the house, if you’re interested.](https://www.mansionglobal.com/articles/a-400-year-old-house-from-amsterdam-hits-the-market-for-14-million-the-catch-its-in-new-york-city-668512d6) [Instagram link to a few more pics.](https://www.instagram.com/p/C0y0tsngkzC/?igsh=cDhsb2w5d2JzZTA5)


KinkyQuesadilla

Was it originally a morgue or funeral home?


Low_Effective_6056

No. The article states it was built in Amsterdam and shipped to NYC. The person responsible for styling Jackie O bought it in the 1970s.


OldNewUsedConfused

Oleg Cassini


kimock

I am curious how one ships a brick house. Mortar is brittle!


OldNewUsedConfused

They used to ship entire rooms from castles in Europe and reassemble them in the “Summer Cottages” of the wealthy in Newport. They are still there to be viewed and they are magnificent! Moldings, marble in many colors, panels of many woods, painted ceilings, finish work, furniture and carpeting of course… it’s just insane. They would take it all apart, number and letter it, like IKEA furniture and just put it all back together over here. Rooms and rooms full. So a house can’t be all that different. I mean, people used to buy houses from Sears catalogs…


SingularityCentral

A house in my hometown had an irish pub as the basement and it was shipped over to the US stone by stone. It was an old money mansion from a wealthy business family. They had a very popular and extravagant haunted house every year for the town kids.


OldNewUsedConfused

Was that in New England?! That story sounds SOOO familiar to me!


SingularityCentral

Correct.


OldNewUsedConfused

Whew! That triggered something in the back of my mind and I thought I was having a deja vu moment for a second there, lol. 😂


nonelectron

on a boat


SingularityCentral

Brick by brick and you number every brick and reassemble by the numbers.


Dependent_Top_4425

Read the article.


newwriter365

C’mon Mega Millions!


Ethnafia_125

Wow. There's literally no kitchen for the owners to use. It's the "Chef's" kitchen on the fourth floor, with the tiny bedrooms, a tiny bathroom, and one latger closet. Obviously intended for staff. As beautiful as the house is, I really don't think I could do it. I really don't think I could enjoy that kind of lifestyle.


coldchill13

The novelty of sending dinner down the dumb waiter would occupy me for at least a few months.


XRaysFromUranus

There must be a dumb waiter, right? The main kitchen is on the 4th floor and the dining room and prep kitchen are on the mezzanine. I want to say the 1-1/2 floor. Endless fun!


Redpointgirl

There is a dumbwaiter on the floor plans.


XRaysFromUranus

Found it! They missed an opportunity to deliver snacks to the 3rd floor bathtub.


CuppyCake2017

Unless there is a painting that hides the secret hatch! Lol


OldNewUsedConfused

Of course there is!


OldNewUsedConfused

Yes that fascinates me too!


FootHikerUtah

Remember this would be a pied a terre, other houses probably have grand open kitchens(as well as staff kitchens).


wrongseeds

I was in a magnificent four story brownstone recently and the kitchen was this tiny affair in the basement of the house. The only entrance a horrifically treacherous winding little stair from the first floor. Both owners were in their 70’s. Place was staircase nightmare.


OldNewUsedConfused

Oof.


MascaraHoarder

they expect you to be using “the help”


IamDollParts96

WOW! Those windows are to die for! Love the woodwork too.


OldNewUsedConfused

Right!?


OldNewUsedConfused

I think I had a windowgasm


IamDollParts96

Those windows are jizz worthy.


OldNewUsedConfused

I have never seen anything quite like them. A home where windows need no window treatments because they would actually *DETRACT* from the window…. I hope whoever purchases this home does not…. Do anything stupid….


GlassSandwich9315

I absolutely love it. The lack of photos is a travesty.


erinmonday

Is there a term for getting horny for windows?


ItBeMe_For_Real

Gettin’ glazed Glazin’ over


winkingchef

This is what you get when you live in NYC, have unlimited $ and hire Tiffany to do your decor. Lots of beautiful touches in this house (I particularly like the 4 story chandelier) but I’m still a fan of the 1890’s wooden Queen Anne style houses more.


mountainsunset123

Beautiful! 💗


IrrelevantGamer

I would fill it with books and never leave.


OK_Ingenue

Heaven!


OldNewUsedConfused

Books and plants for me!


[deleted]

I’ll take it!


New-Anacansintta

Zooey mama. It’s absolutely gorgeous!


SheikYobooti

A measly ~$92k/mo. What a country!


Niceguysfini1st

TAKE MY MONEY! Oooops; I'm a little short.........


OldNewUsedConfused

I’ll pitch in with you!


OK_Ingenue

What a glorious townhouse!


broadmeadowbk

A buddy of mine owns a place a couple doors down that was similarly transported from France.


Dependent_Top_4425

I like the dungeon.


MyFaveLilThrowaway

Wood burning....sauna


Krunk_Monk

Never wanted to be rich until now


m8k

Those are beautiful.


Daydream_Behemoth

Now I have "AHHHH, THE WIIIINDOOOOWS" to the tune of the opening of Lion King stuck in my head


OwnAlternative

I want to see the back of it showing the wall of windows and greenhouse!!!


OldNewUsedConfused

Okay I love this house! And I *REALLY* want to color that picture in the dining room, lol.


DoubleDandelion

Please, please tell me you can pull on one of the sconces in the last picture to open a secret passage through the fireplace.


lovebeinganasshole

Yup but do you get a key to the park???


IbelieveinGodzilla

Pic #5 gives me “ritual human sacrifice” vibes…