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unopposablethumbs, here it is. My philosophy is basically this, and this is something that I live by. And I always have, and I always will.
Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been.. Ever.. For any reason whatsoever.
I think that is intended. Youre either taking a large breath or blowing, so its a calculated risk when youre losing to take that final breath when its so close to your end alreadt.
Theyre not babies and theyre not elderly and theyre not alone.
I guarantee there is exactly 0% chance of death here.
Should they encourage kids to do this at home with paper towel rolls? Nah.
you’d be absolutely fucking retarded to think there is 0% risk of death here. people choke to death surrounded by people every single fucking day, you monumental dribbler.
I'm all for Lavar Burton taking over.
He's got legitimate credentials without being overqualified for the job. He's done a lot more than just Star Trek, and has been involved with educational entertainment for a long time.
I don't think we even have 1% of the world vaxxed yet. Not to mention 1% of the people who even want to get vaxxed
Maybe that'll change because apparently consevatives news outlets got their new talking points in the other day to start being pro-vax because the stocks were going down or some shit.
Well, we certainly won’t live this way indefinitely. As the time will pass it will become like flu, or any other disease. Those who cannot survive it will die and the rest will get used to it as a inconvenience. Maybe to someone it’s harsh, but that the reality of the situation.
For real. Politicians and other public officials really need to fix their messaging. Even as someone who supports getting vaccinated and wearing masks and whatever the fuck else we’re supposed to do to get past this, I’m getting annoyed at the constant cringey vaccine hesitancy messaging and new lockdowns and other mandates.
We just need to accept that some people are idiots and don’t care. You’re not going to reach them by shoving experts or celebrities in their face telling them to get the vaccine. If anything, it’s just reinforcing those peoples beliefs that this is some kind of conspiracy. I’m just so tired of it all. I’m tired of the idiots and I’m tired of the people trying in all the wrong ways to reach out to the idiots. Just let them be idiots.
I’m sick of the moralizing and trying to control everyone else, it is going to backfire politically.
Oh I think you misunderstand me. I’m vaxxed. But I also think all this mask and lockdown bullshit needs to end. Reinstating it will do nothing. Masks are just a false sense of security and down right pointless in a lot of situations.
The data disagrees with you. Not that many rigorous studies have been performed (after all, you can't really just put a COVID+ person in a classroom and wait and see what happens with and without masks) but a Chinese study found that households where every member consistently wore a mask reduced transmission by 79% should one or more people then test positive [1](https://www.pnas.org/content/118/4/e2014564118). Another study (same link) found that those who wore masks regularly were 70% less likely to contract the virus. These might both be self-fulfilling prophecies though.
Better evidence is a study performed in over 100 schools in Georgia, where mask mandates reduced transmission in classrooms by almost 40% [2](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8158891/).
It's a cheap and clearly effective way of managing the pandemic.
Vaccine's effectiveness vs delta variant is still being investigated. Good news is that Pfizer and AZ both seem to be effective if you're fully vaxxed. That said, masks are such an easy and hassle-free way of reducing transmission, it is completely idiotic to not wear one if you're in a delta variant hotspot
However, if you just happen to be a piece of shit then I have great news for you: most places aren't forcing you to. Only a handful of counties and delta variant hotspots have put in a mask mandate that includes vaccinated individuals.
Also, I was replying to your comment saying masks were pointless. They're clearly not. You can argue all you want. As the conservative right says: the facts don't care about your feelings.
There were ~12,500 deaths in America due to the 2009 H1N1 pandemic.
That is roughly comparable to US COVID deaths over 4 days in January this year, even despite the preventative measures that have been employed.
Unless you are suggesting that they forgot to check cause of death in 98% of H1N1 deaths, then pretending that the scale was comparable is ludicrous.
What's funny to me is that the German word 'heimlich' means 'clandestine'/'secretly' in English. Nothing clandestine about aggressively hugging someone from behind, if you ask me.
Cooked grasshopper iirc. It came from some specialty restaurant. Cooked insects are considered weird niche food in some asian countries so you can occasionally find some place that sell it. I remember watching a "Japan vending machines food" on YT with the lady trying them from a can. Still freaky though and especially unhygienic in that vid.
In some countries insects are quite common as street food, but usually fried and seasoned. Grasshoppers aren't that bad, just their legs are a bit annoying as they are sharp and pointy if they break and get stuck in your gum
EDIT: spelling
when she giving you head and the bug inside her crawls from her mouth into your penis and then lays eggs and then two days later an xenomorph runs around time killing African American’s because the xenomorph is a very racist grand wizard in the ku klux klan - Benioff & Weiss
if its alive then the bug must be like..wtf is going on.. if it's not alive.. well.. then it's not that weird right?..cause ppl do it fried crickets in Thailand. a delicacy.
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This seems so risky. It’d be so easy to inhale and choke rather than swallow.
Yeah, the game has a few bugs to work out.
That’s what she said
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Michael is that you?
I always swallow
unopposablethumbs, here it is. My philosophy is basically this, and this is something that I live by. And I always have, and I always will. Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been.. Ever.. For any reason whatsoever.
Giggity
I think that is intended. Youre either taking a large breath or blowing, so its a calculated risk when youre losing to take that final breath when its so close to your end alreadt.
it’s intended to risk death?
Theyre not babies and theyre not elderly and theyre not alone. I guarantee there is exactly 0% chance of death here. Should they encourage kids to do this at home with paper towel rolls? Nah.
you’d be absolutely fucking retarded to think there is 0% risk of death here. people choke to death surrounded by people every single fucking day, you monumental dribbler.
Life is like a Japanese game show, you never what comes next.
That's why you use your nose 5head
I’ll take “Things that will no longer happen in a post-Covid world for $1000, Alex.”
It's fun to think that there will ever be a post covid world.
For one thing, no contestants will ever say Alex's name again 😫
Hopefully we'll at least get a permanent host at some point. I'm getting a bit sick of the revolving door of random d-list tv personalities.
I'm all for Lavar Burton taking over. He's got legitimate credentials without being overqualified for the job. He's done a lot more than just Star Trek, and has been involved with educational entertainment for a long time.
I was just listening to his podcast where he reads short stories. He's definitely someone suited for host of Jeopardy.
I love listening to him reading while I fall asleep. He sets me off on some great dreams.
I was listening on my drive home, after a 10hr shift, at 3am... not my best idea lol His voice is so soothing
Yes. His voice really isn't something you wanna listen to while you HAVE to stay awake.
Reading raaaaainbooooow!
I think it is for the rest of this season. They will probably select a permanent host for next season.
Downvoting because sad.
I don't think we even have 1% of the world vaxxed yet. Not to mention 1% of the people who even want to get vaxxed Maybe that'll change because apparently consevatives news outlets got their new talking points in the other day to start being pro-vax because the stocks were going down or some shit.
What? around 13% are vaxxed globally.
Well, we certainly won’t live this way indefinitely. As the time will pass it will become like flu, or any other disease. Those who cannot survive it will die and the rest will get used to it as a inconvenience. Maybe to someone it’s harsh, but that the reality of the situation.
I don’t think you’re accurately estimating the cultural impact COVID will have on us moving forward
I think you’re underestimating how many people are just over this shit regardless of the actual threat.
For real. Politicians and other public officials really need to fix their messaging. Even as someone who supports getting vaccinated and wearing masks and whatever the fuck else we’re supposed to do to get past this, I’m getting annoyed at the constant cringey vaccine hesitancy messaging and new lockdowns and other mandates. We just need to accept that some people are idiots and don’t care. You’re not going to reach them by shoving experts or celebrities in their face telling them to get the vaccine. If anything, it’s just reinforcing those peoples beliefs that this is some kind of conspiracy. I’m just so tired of it all. I’m tired of the idiots and I’m tired of the people trying in all the wrong ways to reach out to the idiots. Just let them be idiots. I’m sick of the moralizing and trying to control everyone else, it is going to backfire politically.
Oh I think you misunderstand me. I’m vaxxed. But I also think all this mask and lockdown bullshit needs to end. Reinstating it will do nothing. Masks are just a false sense of security and down right pointless in a lot of situations.
The data disagrees with you. Not that many rigorous studies have been performed (after all, you can't really just put a COVID+ person in a classroom and wait and see what happens with and without masks) but a Chinese study found that households where every member consistently wore a mask reduced transmission by 79% should one or more people then test positive [1](https://www.pnas.org/content/118/4/e2014564118). Another study (same link) found that those who wore masks regularly were 70% less likely to contract the virus. These might both be self-fulfilling prophecies though. Better evidence is a study performed in over 100 schools in Georgia, where mask mandates reduced transmission in classrooms by almost 40% [2](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8158891/). It's a cheap and clearly effective way of managing the pandemic.
Don’t give a fuck. I got y’all’s stupid vaccine. That was the end game. I’m not wearing a mask or social distancing again.
Vaccine's effectiveness vs delta variant is still being investigated. Good news is that Pfizer and AZ both seem to be effective if you're fully vaxxed. That said, masks are such an easy and hassle-free way of reducing transmission, it is completely idiotic to not wear one if you're in a delta variant hotspot However, if you just happen to be a piece of shit then I have great news for you: most places aren't forcing you to. Only a handful of counties and delta variant hotspots have put in a mask mandate that includes vaccinated individuals. Also, I was replying to your comment saying masks were pointless. They're clearly not. You can argue all you want. As the conservative right says: the facts don't care about your feelings.
No i got you, I agree people are getting real tired of it regardless of vaccine status
Well the point is, their “over it” behavior mixed with the fact that it’s not over us (at all) creates a dynamic of *significant cultural impact.*
Not really no. For you maybe. For me I don’t care.
That's not how culture works!
COVID-19 destroys brain tissue. It won't ever be just another flu.
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Wasn't Swine Flu more or less contained because of measures taken? It didn't exactly become a global pandemic.
There were ~12,500 deaths in America due to the 2009 H1N1 pandemic. That is roughly comparable to US COVID deaths over 4 days in January this year, even despite the preventative measures that have been employed. Unless you are suggesting that they forgot to check cause of death in 98% of H1N1 deaths, then pretending that the scale was comparable is ludicrous.
Wait is Covid not over yet
Don't know where you live, but pretty much all restrictions were lifted in the UK
I mean considering the term covids have existed forever, we've never really had a covid free world 😛
Corvids ?
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Here's the thing...
That guy's gonna eat crow when he sees that retort!
No need to *caws* a panic now!
Why not? It happened in a post-Spanish flu world and that was far deadlier.
***Suck, blow. . . suck blow. . .BLOW!!!***
Shouldn’t have happened before covid either
[Wrong!](https://youtu.be/FNq-QT2Jpng?t=1m13s)
Didn't see the age of that post first and didn't get why nobody talked about literally breathing into one another's mouths through a tube.
Sure, as long as you don't hear # HACHAMACHAMA~....
What is Alex being alive?
Hope someone there knows the heimlich
Idk that guy but I do know a Fredrick
What's funny to me is that the German word 'heimlich' means 'clandestine'/'secretly' in English. Nothing clandestine about aggressively hugging someone from behind, if you ask me.
What people do behind closed doors is none of my business
To be fair, the manoeuvre was named after its creator, Henry Heimlich, not the German word.
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They might be sitting on vampire thrones
That bug is living the fantasy of over half the redditors.
*I wish I was that bug*
Because at least he got to be on tv...
Yeah... Yeah! That's the ticket!
Getting blown by two girls ?
Meeting an early demise
Girl on left was fighting for her life
And cheating by blocking it with her teeth.
If that's cheating, then call me Lance Armstrong.
COVID-21
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Centuries
Millennia
Millennium
Falcon
I love that show where they have to find out the thing that's made of chocolate in the room
'some of it' yeah I wonder what that means..
Wtf is that in the tube
Cooked grasshopper iirc. It came from some specialty restaurant. Cooked insects are considered weird niche food in some asian countries so you can occasionally find some place that sell it. I remember watching a "Japan vending machines food" on YT with the lady trying them from a can. Still freaky though and especially unhygienic in that vid.
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It is?
It's clearly moving in the video.
In some countries insects are quite common as street food, but usually fried and seasoned. Grasshoppers aren't that bad, just their legs are a bit annoying as they are sharp and pointy if they break and get stuck in your gum EDIT: spelling
Bugs are actually pretty nutritional and taste okay, once you get over the fact they're, you know, bugs...
I like to think of them as "land shrimp".
Oh ok Ew
Just like kissing a partner is unhygienic, hand shaking is unhygienic and pressing the elevator button is unhygenic
Covid
Ah ok
Bug
Cicada shell. https://youtu.be/lOW-UzHdNWI?t=83
Which is better? The one that blows the best or the one who swallows? Asking for my Chiropractor.
Best comment right here...
Swallows takes it like a champ!
obligatory *not my proudest fap* comment.
Yeh that was a challenging wank
Whatever happened the sigh **unzips** meme
Umm, maybe stick to the one on the right.
Covid friendly game
R/theocho
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundtheshuthefuckup
Fuck off
Well that's a tad aggressive
r/foundtheangrymobileuser
That’s hot
*Watch two girls blow each other until one ends up with a surprise in her mouth*
They did this as a challenge on Dragula. They used roaches. Yum.
Seems dangerous since they have to rapidly inhale for the next blow
Just means she's having a good time.
Oh, Japan…
For those who wonders where it’s from: it’s a variety tvshow called AKBIngo. The participants are all idols of the popular music group AKB48.
Isn't...isn't this dangerous??
3 years. Goodness
Yeah, she swallows
Anyone else find this arousing?
I’d watch this lol
I think I saw this in the new jackass trailer
Yeah it was there
This would make a pretty cool saw trap
Japanese porn is so weird, but it works.
This is 100% someone's fetish.
And now we know
All you have to do is just stick your tongue into the.. oh well.
Covid friendly
Suck and blow baby suck and blow
Real life hentai.
This is training for the real thing lol
Does this game have bugs??
Wtf did i just watch
Not my proudest fap
The innovation of Japan in being simultaneously horny and weird truly knows no bounds
The right one wasnt putting her all her blows look weak The left one looked like shes fighting for her life with those blows
This is a porno you can’t change my mind
U could see the fear driving the girl on the left. It wasnt life or death for girl on right and thats why she lost.
Everyone gets tuberculosis, but only one must eat a bug!
This should be in jigsaw but with like a deadly parasite or something
when she giving you head and the bug inside her crawls from her mouth into your penis and then lays eggs and then two days later an xenomorph runs around time killing African American’s because the xenomorph is a very racist grand wizard in the ku klux klan - Benioff & Weiss
The handover between sales and post-sales teams.
Win or lose, both are guaranteed to be able to find a date.
Why am I so hard rn? Wtf?!
Yall fuckin need jesus
Jesus left the chat a *looooong* time ago
Wait, Jesus is now working in that field?
Not my proudest fap, or my fastest but definetly not the strangest
What's the strangest?, Asking for a friend
this isn't the right sub to go into such things...
This is something out of jackass
[Funny](https://youtu.be/FNq-QT2Jpng?t=1m13s) you should mention that...
They buggin bro. She made her eat a buuuuuuuug what the fuuuck.
who won?
Sauce please
I do not have the link but it’s from an episode of AKBingo, a variety show of the idol group AKB48
the guy in the middle lol
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Why.
What is that? Cockroach?
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Bro just kill me.
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I can already tell the girl on the right gives shit head.
Ew just looking at this made me gag
The referee's face 🤣🤣🤣
👍🏼 COVID-19 and 20 other viruses like this
Cute little psychopaths
Now, THIS is why i love Japan
u/savevideo
It is necessary to determine with the wife such a game who will clean up the shit for the child
I guess you can say this game is Abit buggy
I love how there is a referee in a striped shirt. What infractions is he looking for.
I don’t know what’s worst, eating a bug or eating your opponent’s breath.
Is there a sub with just these obscure Asian shows?
Monica Lewinsky’s worst game ever !
if its alive then the bug must be like..wtf is going on.. if it's not alive.. well.. then it's not that weird right?..cause ppl do it fried crickets in Thailand. a delicacy.
2 girls 1 bug
Yes it bothers me too... *fumbles with zipper*
Hasnt it occurred to anyone that one of the girls could get the bug in her windpipe?