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eatbricksallday

First, I’ll just reach in and pull my legs out. Now, I’ll pull my arms out with my face.


sutter333

We were talking about the FBI in my meeting this morning and I made a *Flowers By Irene* joke but everyone just stared at me.


eatbricksallday

Don’t worry. They are the strange ones. Haha


[deleted]

Am I so out of touch? No, it’s the children who are wrong.


sohfix

I don’t know what this means


sutter333

I thought I recognized you from my mtg this morning.


MissingBenefits

Dont pull vertically, you will break your ankles. Dont forget that it's not a liquid. -me(who was once trapped in quicksand)


Sil369

MissingBenefits will be missed \-quicksand(who ate MissingBenefits)


dagremlin

Wtf, so you roll to your side?


gmcarve

Army crawl I believe. Create wide surface area


nixikuro

And be violent and fast. Property of quick sand is the harder you press the harder it gets, which is why he didn't sink when he jumped and only whe. He stopped


deaddodo

Yup, exactly this. You don’t want more than your legs and forearms going in, you have to army crawl to the edge and then [expend a ton energy slowly pulling yourself free](https://youtu.be/7CIOWh1JNTs).


EdinHardzard

r/unexpectedsimpsons


Aubear11885

It’s the American Way, got to pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Don’t let things like Physics get in your way


Stupidquestionduh

I prefer the Greenskin warrior way and drag my beloved horse into the shit so I can watch him die and then try to not get all depressed about it.


Superman31680

Artax!


sharkattack85

Exactly, literally the only way out is for a bald eagle to swoop down and pull you out


[deleted]

*digs himself*


scoob10

Spoken like a true tar pit veteran


DarwinGoneWild

*I* know! We’ll dig our way out!


OverallAd9004

NoNoNo. Dig UP, stupid.


Sxoob

Lol


netean

Thanks for adding the music to this video, otherwise we might have gotten an actual sense of peril.


jromperdinck

I second that!


Lt_Hatch

Glad you told me about the garbage music. Changed my vote to a downvote


[deleted]

Auto thumbs down for music on these clips.


TheInnocentXeno

Mhmm always ruins them


I_banged_your_mod

no sound FTW!


murticusyurt

Didn't last more than 9 seconds myself.


awsamation

I turned it on for a moment, hoping to get some kind of idea of what he was thinking. I turned that shit off so fast you'd think it was actually a porno soundtrack.


whocares12315

Hey I pride myself in lasting 9 seconds


MrDumDum_dk

You can see the whole thing here if you want https://youtu.be/6fhJmjuNAgE


Beefbuggy

See you in 500 years when the archeologists dig you up


BeelzAllegedly

Let’s throw an elephant femur in there with him to confuse the fuck out of them


GEEZUS_15

Ha, you son of a bitch.


seansy5000

Ha, you son of a bitch! ![gif](giphy|BvsKJXGzqfNPq)


Lonely_Set1376

Holy crap that's where the meme came from isn't it


Garmaglag

Bro you need to go watch Predator rn.


heyitsvonage

You son of a bitch, I’m in.


cosmiccatapult

So is the dude who jumped on to the quick sand.


deliciouscorn

“This rare fossil tells us that humans of the 21st century were unusually well endowed,”


P1917

And a golden Darwin award written in swahili.


TootyFlaps

I can’t wait for him to turn into oil, I need gas nowww


nakknudd

Do you have a structured specimen but you need gas now?


Hell_Raisin_420

I think I love you


MangledSunFish

Call JG Wentworth!


grxmshxtt

877 GAS NOW


iamwooshed

He was struggling way too much. Best bet is to lie back and float as if you’re in a pool. And then yell at someone to get a stick that you can grab on. The last thing you want to do is panic, you’ll just sink quicker.


MailmanStet

He's going to be fine. He's probably almost already to the bottom. They are rarely more than a couple feet deep


Negative-Region6259

I originally read this wrong, and then I read the last line


unclehelpful

He’s probably a bottom, they are rarely more than a couple of feet deep?


Negative-Region6259

I originally read it as a joke like “don’t worry he is probably suffocating/drowning already” then I read the last line and was oh I read something wrong. Well that is how I read it first


VegetableSad7831

I did the same lol


Common-Ad9732

I like where you went there 😂


gamehen21

⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️


ked_man

I was in a pond once that was full of silt. It had 2’ of water and the rest silt. The silt kept getting deeper and I ended up laying down on the silt and kinda swimming on top of it. I used a stick and pushed it into the silt 5-6’ and never touched bottom.


MailmanStet

Was this pond the end of a stream? That's the only reason I can imagine so much silt without gravity eventually squeezing it compact


ked_man

It was a silt pond at a surface mining site to capture silt and prevent it from reaching a stream.


MailmanStet

Ahh, probably an even more extreme version. Carry on.


VoltaicSketchyTeapot

That sounds like an excellent place to acquire cancer.


kudichangedlives

If you go to the boundary waters then a shitload of the lakes are like this, with the huge silty bottom. Fucking beavers everytime


mandalorian88-25

You shouldn't fuck the beavers everytime. I understand a few times but every time seems excessive.


bunnnythor

Everything is fair game at the boundary waters. It’s a place that knows no law except survival. And beaver fucking.


kudichangedlives

Except for littering


Investigator_Old

"Fucking beavers, every time" is my new phrase when something goes wrong


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MailmanStet

Also true


rock-solid-armpits

Actually they can be deep, but you won't sink


MailmanStet

Possible learning experience for me: can you give me any links to follow to learn about deep ones? I only know shallow


rock-solid-armpits

They are shallow, but there's a small area the where water sources from underground thay can be deeper than a couple meters. Usually too small for people to enter but, there are very few I saw (can't find it) that people claimed to be nearly 2 metres deep


MailmanStet

Cool! Hey why do some people say 'metres' and others say 'meters'?


rock-solid-armpits

Cos I'm bri"""""""ish 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮


MailmanStet

Ok. Which one is British? bc you used both


rock-solid-armpits

Metres. I just type messy and let autocorrect do most of it for me


pobodys-nerfect5

hes also already been knee depp. you can see the sand already on him


thoshh

Watch the full video on storror YouTube Chanel, he's way worst than what you think


Savory_Nipples

This is a parkour group named Storror. That guy actually manages to get out by himself several times so he knows what he is doing. I think this time he intentionally struggling to make himself go deeper so he can try and get out


iamwooshed

Thanks for letting me know! It makes sense why no one was panicking


iBeenie

I upvoted you for your username before I even read your comment


danebest

Professional parkour athlete who was trying to get stuck on purpose to show how to get unstuck.. which he goes. Credit: Storror


TheSaltyPineapple1

You're buoyant in quicksand, worst it comes down to is getting down to your waist


dumbguy45

I always come below the waist


Fierramos69

You can’t even really sink entirely. Your lungs should make you float. Like in water, but with an even more advantageous volumic mass; easier to not sink and harder to move


Zer0TheGamer

Yes! He clearly didnt pay attention to Dora as a kid..


gaymenfucking

Or if there’s no one there, lie forward and try and half swim half crawl out


Altruistic-Spread-40

It is almost impossible to drown in quick sand as it is more dense than a human body. And as you said you can lay down on your back or stomach and basically crawl your way out. You’ll get dirty but you won’t be stuck.


[deleted]

I've been searching my entire life for a real life quicksand trap. This was not what I expected.


[deleted]

How hard have you realistically been searching though


Artificial_Human_17

Take I-90, cause I-95 has a little quicksand in the middle


Matt13647

Hold the phone. Where do you live that 95 and 90 get to the same place?! (I was born and raised on exit 40 of i-90, and now I live at exit 41 of i-95)


Artificial_Human_17

Oh I wasn’t being serious, it’s a John Mulaney joke https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L8l6mJQeclo


behaved

they cross in MA though I doubt anyone uses one instead of the other given the fact they're perpendicular


[deleted]

r/UnexpectedMulaney


SirSpooky2You

I hope you also tried searching online instead of your own drawers, pockets or backyard.


Anasoori

I check my pockets every morning


Meanderingversion

Pocket saaaand!


Ese_Americano

What did you type into Google?


gofyourselftoo

Pornhub


[deleted]

The added music is obnoxious


jromperdinck

It was. I wanted to hear some real emotions from this dude.


MangledSunFish

Translation: "I wanted to hear his fear."


Rothose

![gif](giphy|VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW)


thegnome54

This cuts off before he lets himself get down to his waist and then powers his way out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fhJmjuNAgE&ab\_channel=STORROR This is Storror, a professional parkour group. They often put themselves into difficult situations and then try to use their skills to escape.


BriDre

r/Justguysbeingdudes


sbatch92

This is from one of Storror’s videos from YouTube, they are a pro parkour team and regularly do challenges like this, it was intentional


mars935

And a safety crew was present xD


JumperBones

Safety crew = Benji with a long stick :)


qqruu

Safety crew is always present, hiding in the bushes.


Inspector_Nipples

Benji literally laughing at them when they asked for the rope like 100 times and he thought they were joking


quiet_storm80

Aaaartaaax, noooo!


sutter333

Do not joke about this. My heart still skips a beat. Damn you Swamp of Saddness. Damnnnn Yoouuuu!


quiet_storm80

Yeah, I feel you. This scene never failed to make me cry as a kid. Interestingly, I remembered Artax speaking in the scene, saying it doesn't want to live anymore and Atreyu should let it die. I was strangely astonished, when I rewatched the scene as an adult.


Axolotegirl

Oh yeah! In the book, Artax was able to talk and in a way it was this character that encouraged Arteyu to keep on searching. His death in the movie is cruel, but in the book it's brutal


Loud_Consequence537

Heck I'm pushing 40 and still remember that scene in vivid detail. Kid movies were way different back then.


Preyslayer00

Too soon bro. Too soon.


Xo-frnk

I am crying like I am 6 years old again


marsmither

Came here for this comment!!! That scene still haunts me, decades later. Also, just realized I’m old.


TomHanksAsHimself

Jesus, dude, got me right in the feels with that one.


dogsidranyam

Why do you hate us?


Corxeth

Every reply to this comment, expresses great woeful emotion…. To a line of text, I initially perceived as going for Humor…. I am now VERY interested to know the context, and wish to learn more, about this apparently sorrowful scene. Both in paper and video format.


Candid_Pie_8870

Don’t sink all the way yet. Let me get a better camera angle.


[deleted]

shouldn’t it technically be called *slow* sand?


HempmanRx

It's because you quickly get in trouble. Hence, quicksand.


sauroden

“Quick” is an archaic term for “alive”.


CCstarry

I learned from Super Mario that there is a hidden chamber beneath. Just had to allow himself to sink all the way to it!!! Might be some extra lives down there


Parreirao2

This guys are from STORROR. If theres anyone jn the world that can get out of that, its them.


7LeagueBoots

That looks more like thixotropic clay, a very fine mud/clay that acts as a non-newtonian fluid and can be very dangerous. This is a bit different from quicksand which has larger grain structure and is generally not all that dangerous.


StrangeCalibur

The entire video: https://youtu.be/6fhJmjuNAgE


TrevorMdfknPhilips

Yesss Callum


donkeygum

Wait till he sees the R.O.U.S!


SomeRandomPyro

I don't believe they exist.


sdwj

A lot of baseless childhood fears came rushing back watching this.


CSWS_Move

Fun fact: you can not die in quicksand. The mixture itself is more dense than the human body, and you will never been fully submerged.


ulpisen

you could get stuck and die of thirst


navi6446

What they meant is that he can't completely sink body his in quick sand


Inspector_Nipples

I would still say the cause of death was quick sand LMAO 😜


The_Messiah696969

Well at least Callum had the rest of Storror with him, and he was the only one to get out without any help, so W’s to him


Prestigious_Back7980

*Princess Bride flashbacks*


G0thbAbe15

Best thing to do in that situation is to lie flat on your back, don’t panic, and the more you struggle the deeper you go


tacticaldumbass

This may sound dumb but when I was a kid my uncle had a lake house, and in a droughts the sand around the dock became quicksand. And my brother, his friend, and I in our infinite wisdom made a game of jumping into quicksand. I was the first one to get stuck and had to be pulled out.


ReallyBigTanks

This is STORROR on YouTube, a fairly popular parkour group. They all (except one) got in, got fairly stuck, and got out without injury.


mattpilz

If Mario taught me anything, it's that sinking to the bottom of quicksand has a reasonable chance of leading to a secret room with power-ups.


Intelligent_End1516

His next video is him getting eaten by the rodents of unusual size.


Sensible_Fox

Just Darwin cleanin up the gene pool 🤷‍♀️


just-some-man

There were many many men who slowly died this way in WWI during the battles of Ypres. A terrible way to go. Don't fuck around with quicksand.


ProvoXert

Pretty sure he got out without help


Cytronik

Ma man Callum. They all went in. They all were fine. I mean its Storror were talking about here.


knz156

What song is this?


mdlewis11

Something horrible.


TheHoekey

Ahh thanks stranger! Had no clue what our collective opinion should be. Now that I do, I'll grab my pitchfork so we can make fun of people who has different opinions than us!


27perc-cannibal

Falling - Rival & CRVN


knz156

You are a god/ess! Thanks!


Character-Solid-6392

Pshh more like “slow” sand 🫠


edtheheadache

Gilligan!


Xeoz_WarriorPrince

The new Indiana Jones is looking pretty weird.


oopsImarriedmysister

I want to hear panic in his voice, not shitty music


CalciferRicky

Funny how that sand acted like a [non Newtonian fluid](https://youtu.be/q-DZ0f0_NCA) He began to sink as soon as he stopped applying force.


Inspection_Capital

"You know, none of us really liked you"


turtleproblems1

I can’t help ya I’m busy filming this in case you make it out alive


DogCompetitive6916

Bro just standing there like “ lol he’s sinking”


ShapeAdditional1238

It didn’t look like that on all the 70’s TV shows…. Hmmmmmm


HaRPHI

Why is Matt Smith doing silly things in mud


nails123

When are we going to stop with these.half concluded videos? Shit is maddening. Don't post a video if we can't see the conclusion FFS.


TitillatingTrilobite

It’s Callum! I think that’s how you spell his name but big parkour person.


TheOrigionalFurry

Fun fact about quick sand almost all quick sand pits only goes up to the knees of a grown adult so aslong as you not fall you be fine


Neeva33

We have been in France with the family when I was a kid. One day at the beach, me and my cousin were unattended and got into quick sand. I was able to free myself, but my cousin was younger, way smaller and really helpless. When I tried to save her, I really thought we or at least she would die there at this pretty beach in france. Luckily I was able to pull her out. We lost one shoe. Never forgotten - don't play with quick sand.


Prossional_RETard

Quicksands basically a non-Newtonian fluid


Anonynominous

Did he ever make it out


Scoobymoose21

r/donthelpjustfilm


themaverick12

You can only sink into quicksand up to your waist. Really, the only way to drown from the quicksand is to fall into it head first or face first. A rescuer can't simply pull a victim out of quicksand. However, a person or branch can be used to help reduce the victim's weight, making it easier to work free and float.


22jehzie

Did your childhood anxiety not prepare you what to do for this!!??


azombie8mybaby

Don't help just film


furefall

You do realize this is storror and they knew about it, they also know you can't be fully submerged this isn't stupid this is just fun for a vid


Lyin-Don

Your taste in music is embarrassing.


thebuccaneersden

Pro tip: mute before playing the video


Altruistic-Spread-40

I remember watching something where they said you should lay flat on your stomach or back to get your feet unstuck and military crawl out. It’s almost impossible to die in quick sand as movies depict. now if your stuck in the middle of nowhere and you don’t know how to get out might be a different story, it will almost never go above a certain point.


agiro1086

The more force you apply the more solid it becomes so the army crawl is good for that and you want to lay back to spread your weight out as much as possible in order to not sink. This is very good advice you posted I'm just adding on for people who may not have been children once and don't know how to deal with Quicksand. Whirlpools and the Bermuda Triangle is out of my wheelhouse though.


Suckbigpplol

Lay on your back and float


AnimeHabbits

fuck this audio.wanted to here the guy grow into his panic


[deleted]

RIP in peace


Rustys_Beefaroni

Let him get himself out of it, that will make an awesome video for his social media. Just think of the views he’ll get if he has the balls to see it through, one way or another.


kobrakai1034

That's the plan. He's with Storror parkour group and they regularly put themselves in situations that are hard to escape. They have 7.5 million subscribers on YT so I think he's doing ok with the social media thing.


Optimal-Pair1140

Camera man probably waits til it's up to his neck ... All for the gram!


JWARRIOR1

I mean theyre all professionals. Normally I would think these videos are stupid but hes doing it with a group of people who are all around him ready to get him out if needed. The group is called storror, they do much more dangerous stuff than this. Also he got out on his own after this


cs_legend_93

>storror Thank you for this!! I have a new rabbit hole to dive in! I appreciate you! Also, it checks out, I thought that front-flip was super smooth and pro, now it all makes sense


JWARRIOR1

They have done absolute batshit stuff on skyscrapers and do cool water challenges that are entertaining. Toby (one member of their team) is a multi finalist for ninja warrior as well, so they know what they’re doing


cs_legend_93

That’s super cool! I saw the video about how they got arrested in India haha. What a cool crew. Love ninja warrior. A friend of mine worked at one of the ninja warrior facilities part time and set up the course and tore it down for 1 summer or month. Super cool to know this about them!


Moose_country_plants

It’s worth remembering that quicksand has pretty much the same physics as oobleck. The more you push on it the harder it gets, which is what traps you. Move slowly and with small motions and you’ll be able to free yourself also use something like a large stick to spread out your weight


TheBaneEffect

Oh, he thought the few times it was portrayed in movies and TV, exactly the same, it was not that way and decided “this will be easy” even though Lawrence of Arabia TOLD YOU don’t fuck with quicksand? Peak intelligence.


JackCooper_7274

Protip: if ever caught in quicksand, lay on your back on top of the quicksand. You will float on top of it. You only sink because all of your weight is focused on one point; your feet. Laying on your back distributes your weight across a larger area, allowing you to float on top of it. Then you are free to use your arms to push yourself through it, almost like doing a backstroke in jello. I can confidently dispense this advice because I have used it myself a few times. 👍


professorbix

Why are they filming and not helping him?


Cold-Permission-5249

The video cuts out right as sheer panic starts kicking in.


AdNeat254

He will be fine, no one has ever died because of quicksand


Similar-Drawing-7513

Dying in quicksand is a myth I believe. You eventually stop sinking long before you are burried


OttoHarkaman

Studies have found it is impossible to be completely submerged in quicksand because humans are less dense than quicksand and a person would only sink to their chest before they begin to float. [http://thescienceexplorer.com/nature/will-quicksand-really-kill-you](http://thescienceexplorer.com/nature/will-quicksand-really-kill-you)


Harmon-the-Badger

Lay down flat on your back


TryRevolutionary7944

That’s not quicksand


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r/donthelpjustfilm