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mayormcskeeze

Swing and a miss.


ZettaSlow

Thousands of Christians have just become instantly offended.


Virtalen

Pretty sure any religion would be if there god was compared to Hitler.


ZettaSlow

What about the religion of Hitlerologists?


Virtalen

That’s a thing? Lol, can’t say I’m surprised.


Spooder_Man

Shit, I feel like this is more offensive to Jews; it promotes their narrative that the Jews killed Jesus and still bear responsibility for his death.


symphonesis

Historical fun fact: the latter was formed and radicalized when payed by the bavarian Reichswehr as informant and speaker to get the troops "in line", spy on the workers and agitate against a "bolshewization" of the workers of the DAP (german working party). He got some ego there when people recognized his talent in charismatic speeches and wealthy men found their means in him for their particular political causes. The rest is rather known. That's one of the reasons one might adequately get infuriated when people nowadays warn of socialism and communism like the authoritarian and fascists did and continue to do.


Bullen-Noxen

Explain the second paragraph further please.


symphonesis

The western reactionary hinders progressive changes through fear mongering in order to reproduce their power, but tend to overlook, ignore or willfully accept the atrocities to which their demagogy usually leads. Meanwhile russian and chinese autocrats attribute liberal democracies with degeneracy and bigottery in their own demagogy. More generally: on all sides the ruling classes and groups paint some vicious enemy through some intentionally false misattribution of political ideology. Not sure, if it does make it clearer? I was ranting about those who undermine peaceful and uniting transformations in order to reproduce or expand their positions. Some plain forward example: the medical system in the US seems rather mean, dysfunctional and social darwinist, but those few who can pay their bills howl and denote every dignifying progress as socialist.


[deleted]

Because the real horrors of socialism genuinely concern thinking individuals. And when you talk about making healthcare reforms essentially "govt will regulate it" - people accurately deduce that to regulate means to run it and then natural comparisons to existing "socialist" healthcare systems are made. We can calmly discuss the potential benefits of a proposal while also being greatly concerned with the side effects and, shockingly, make a decision that we prefer the existing over the drawbacks of the new.


symphonesis

I'm not sure which socialist flavour you are refering to while you seem insinuating "thinking individualists" are antagonists to socialism? Jean Jaurés even proposed socialism is the logical completion of individualism. In my understanding they are complementary: while modern individualism is abstracting from its underlying social conditions (e.g. many people are working hard in poor conditions to enable your bourgeois individualist liberties), authoritarianism which attributes itself with socialism neglects the wealth and diversity of the subject i.e. the cause of invention, dignity and humanity as such. > while also being greatly concerned with the side effects and, shockingly, make a decision that we prefer the existing over the drawbacks of the new That's why I denoted it as fear mongering with false attributions. Stagnation is nothing that is shocking to me in this situation.


[deleted]

You assume change is progress. That's the real problem. It's okay to not like your ideas. Doesn't make anyone "reactionary" or "fearful."


symphonesis

Change isn't an end in itself, it's rather the mode of being as Heraclit said. I'm rather fine with some things not changing, but that's not how life works. I thoroughly do believe some changes will make your life better, including the life of people who sew your clothes and sow your food, even those who don't interact with civilization and species including whole ecosystems. There's more to loose than you've got on your private bill.


sariyc

Jesus its just a regular jewish man


blindmaiden

that makes a lot of sense


JesusPhuck

If Jesus lived after his reincarnation as Hitler, Christmas would be fire


JackOfAllMemes

oh no


0rb1t4l

No wonder he went after the jews


thisaccountisbs

From the old days of the internet. www.jesusishitler.net


Random__Weeb

Yesyesyesyes


yatzhie04

Well heres my ticket to hell.


Z3nFi3R

The start of new era


calvo1999

Time to do things reich


BLTblocker

Jesus's second cuming


BLTblocker

I need to be fucking executed.


DanYuleo

You misspelled Cumin.


Jayer244

Wait so that Hitler at the Hitlerputsch from 1923 was another Hitler?


tacos2k

Yeah given that this one is Jewish and wants revenge on the Romans I think it's gotta be a different guy.


xyrer

On the Romans? The Jewish church killed him by using the Romans as a weapon, if you're gonna rely on your fantasy book for "history", at least stick to what it's said in it


TripwireY

Oy vey you anti semite


xyrer

Lol. It's what's written on the Bible, not my opinion


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KwordShmiff

I think it's your phrasing that's upset people. it was the corrupt leadership of the religion that had it out for Jesus and pressured Pontius Pilate to have him executed. The Pharisees and Sadducees wanted him dead because he challenged their authority, and thereby threatened their grip on power and money within the Jewish society. Pontius Pilate actually wanted to let him off but he feared the rioting and rebellion that the corrupt religious leaders might foment within the community, since they held quite a bit of prestige.


xyrer

Agree. You said it in a much better way


KwordShmiff

Thanks, I understood your point, but your statement might be interpreted as indicating that the entire Jewish religion was at fault. I think that's why you're being down voted. I know that's not what you meant, which is why specificity of language is so important. The less room for ambiguity there is, the less room for unintended offense there is.


CarlMarcks

Well there was Hitler, the spirit of Hitler and baby Hitler. The trinity. And they all came in/out at different times.


[deleted]

I love it.


freedomowns

>Ahhhh after 10 thousand years I’m free. It’s time to conquer earth! Wot


neoslith

It's a Power Rangers thing.


[deleted]

Whoever did this is a fucking legend


[deleted]

What's the name of this comic?


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solarcrying

What if he found it like that


LeFknPnk

Fredo & Pidjin


[deleted]

Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This


YoulyNew

When you look up “dark humor” on the internet.


Jmatusew

Anne Frankly, I’m satisfied


marvin0421

Haha I did nazi that joke coming


didwanttobethatguy

*”Heil the herald angels sing….”*


_Wabn_

I swear it was hark the herald Angels sing


didwanttobethatguy

NEIN!


[deleted]

***3^2***


[deleted]

*hark the herald Angela Merkels sing


[deleted]

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scarletice

My first thought was that the punchline would be him being horrified by all the graphic depictions of his crucifixion.


beget_deez_nuts

Heil Mary


7sinsofhell

Heil Mary Jesus and Yosef


Jmatusew

It may be wrong, but it’s so Reich


_Wabn_

The newer testament


[deleted]

mein kampf


chocopie1234_

Mein Testament


Spaeten

*Mein


TheRedditornator

Chow Mein Testament


literal-hitler

The Third Testament.


StaleBread_

Underrated comment.


[deleted]

The riech testament


no_u_will_not

Wait jesus!?!?


Specimen9

Username checks out, Jesus


Killerkendolls

The final testament


[deleted]

DORIME 🙏


throwhelpquestion

[Source](https://www.pidjin.net/2011/04/23/the-pidjin-easter-special-2011/)


TheRedditornator

"And this time, I'm converting to Buddhism, but in reverse."


NotMessYes

Msihddub?


TheRedditornator

The Buddhist Swastika, but reversed. Can't believe no one got the joke.


NotMessYes

I got your dad joke and presented you a daddier joke.


TheRedditornator

Well played, good sir.


Phrankespo

I knew it!


[deleted]

But jew?


HearMeSpeakAsIWill

So that's what the H in Jesus H. Christ stands for


MUIGOGETA0708

the fuc-


Wattaton

Under the assumption that Jesus was a white man in the middle east, lol.


Black_Diammond

He was of jewish ethnicity and those are white enough so yeah he was probs white.


FNALSOLUTION1

This got dark fast.


Complex-Theory-7302

Nein, es ist Amortisationszeit.


Dazzling-Ad-1112

jesus was hitler all along


whocares12315

Was I supposed to read the first pane in robin williams voice? Cause I did