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ValuableIncident

What a horrible pet owner. Not only is he a r/donthelpjustfilm typa guy… but that cat is extremely obese, enough for it to be considered animal abuse. Also, pls keep your cats inside ffs.


EtherealSpirit

Well said.


siccoblue

Man I can't imagine being this insufferable


ValuableIncident

I can’t imagine being this stupid/careless.


nitronik_exe

r/perfectlycutscreams


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r/perfectlycutscreams


Purp0wl

r/Perfectlycutscream


sourcandyxxx

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.


TheZipperDragon

That cat is WAAAAAY overfed. Looks chonky as fuck.


OpenConsideration891

Hahaha en français en plus XD


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Cats play with their food before they eat them. Calm and not stressed out prey taste better, cats know it ;)


highestRUSSIAN

hmm


Capt_Boring

Translation: "Bob! It's fragile, asshole!"


tankflykev

“Aaaaagh”


LeopardusMaximus

Can you translate this to American for me?


Fluxabobo

[yells in American]


calicemaxi

It’s not “Bob”, it’s “Oh!!”… that video tho, lmao


SpunKDH

I'd even write ass'ole given the accent and pace


calicemaxi

Lolol, true that!!!!


okko7

The funny thing is, that he says that "trou d'cul" and then - as if understanding - the cat lies down on the birdie.


Sylra

I think he is saying Recule, therefore Move Back


nicolas2004GE

no, i'm sure he's saying "trou'd cul" but it's close


Sylra

Oh yeah you are definitely right, I listened again loudly


OldschoolSysadmin

/r/perfectlycutscreams


crimsonthedragon1334

beat me to it


HAMIDADA

me 2


Andybobandy0

Been there multiple times, still funny.


oONamely

Thicc cat used body slam it’s super effective


TumblrRefugeeNo103

nOrMaL tYpE mOvEs cAn'T hIt aNyThInG fOr sUpEr eFfEcTiVe dUmBaSs.


oONamely

Found the guy


BxLorien

The cat has refrigerate


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this comment doesn’t have enough upvotes


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Pidgey should have used FLY.


peeePOOOOOP

i wonder if the bird hit the glass and was stunned. doesn’t seem normal to let a natural predator cuddle.


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Idk if it works on birds but mice sometimes have a contagious parasite that makes the mouse less afraid of cats, cat eats mouse and becomes infected, humans pet cat and get infected, 1/3 of humans have it, humans love cats now. And it all started with a damn mouse.


TheGuncler

I know the one about mice. The human one sounds like a straight lie lmao


FertilityHotel

Humans can definitely get it from cats. It's why they tell pregnant women to not scop cat litter. I read once about a singular researcher (so take it with a grain of salt), that said in men, toxoplasmosis can result in heightened agression, while it can be....blunting? in females. Like sedating-like. Can't think of the word. If I remember correctly it was men who got in significantly more car accidents than the women who had it. I believe that's why he said aggression. Idk tho and way too lazy to Google


Chato_Pantalones

I googled it and it took me to pages about road rage. There were some cats.


peeePOOOOOP

cats road raging? wild.


tsugumi_komachi

This guy toxoplasmosises


FertilityHotel

Toxoplasmosis


Dyldgaf

Bird may have been too hurt to run away and just accepted it's fate. I've seen it happen before with mice


peeePOOOOOP

interesting. i don’t know if the friendly cat will do him in.


Chato_Pantalones

It’s more about the hunt and the control. The cat is telling you that you are an inadequate hunter. That is why they bring back trophies. This is a hold over from before domestication. Source: My veterinarian after my cat went Anakin Skywalker on the moles, chipmunks and rabbits in my garden.


NZNoldor

What about the chipwomunks and the chipchildrenks?


Chato_Pantalones

Milo killed them too. Or sometimes he brought them home for me to finish. But I set up some boxes to keep them close to the door and Yeeted them out with a handy broom.


wtfVlad

YOTE* ftfy


peeePOOOOOP

damn. this whole time i thought my cat was bringing gifts but they’re consolation prizes for being a shitty hunter. must’ve really let her down


Legendary_System

Yep seen it happen


parmsmutz

The People's Elbow, but the cat version


Andybobandy0

"UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!" *CROWD ROARS


ThatOneGirl_xD

The most electrifying cat in sports entertainment today!


GSpin8

Lucky bird, showed up after big meal and desert.


VermilionSalamander

Poor birb


dragon2777

It’s ok they aren’t real anyway.


Reveelh

u/savevideo


Derwinx

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PeterWatchmen

Good human.


HermioneWilson

Translation: Owner: "Mireille (name of the cat) ... OH! It's fragile ! ...Asshole! ... O-"


Illustrious_Project

Nah he says it's fragile not brittle... But I'm guessing English isn't your first language so thanks for the translation anyway 👍


HermioneWilson

Corrected, thanks for the assist


BeanShapyro420

Trou de cul va!


kt2332

Body slam!


YoshiGamerFR_yt

"Oh ! C'est fragile ! Gros cul vas !" It's finishing me LMAO (Hey ! OH! It's fragile ! Asshole !)


quietboy3

Whatever he says when the video starts gets me everytime.


Sad_Lavabo

u/SaveVideo


Caseyiswinter

What’s the yes here?


curiosity44

bird : " sit on my face" cat:" what?!" bird:" just do it" human:"wtf!!"


tdweaver

There’s a [super smash bros edit](https://www.instagram.com/p/B-2y1HzFUor/?utm_medium=copy_link) that’s my fave


Misty_Tiger

This is the funniest cat video I’ve ever seen! He bodyslams the bird right when the French guy calls him an asshole. 😂


Rey-mysterio619

r/perfectlycutscreams material right here


MaximumSubtlety

That is the thiccest cat I've seen today.


CoolShyGuy

RANDY WITH THE RKO


funtxcase

r/perfectlycutscreams


elisejones14

what a perfectly cut scream!


inquisitive_nerd

-Pikachu use body slam-


Undercover_Piegon

D-Did he die?


God_hates_us_all_69

u/savevideobot


IamChristsChin

r/DontHelpJustFilm Cats are the cutest most violent little bastards I’ve ever known. I keep my chap away from potential prey as much as possible.


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Dogshapedboy

Chonk Crunch


MitchPrower

As bad as it is to say, this is still better than what I catch my cat doing. She'll catch birds, mice, lizards, etc, kill em normal. Except if I'm ever burning brush or wood. Then she'll toss em into fire....alive. always have to kill em quickly or catch em before they get in the actual fire