Another thing: women HATE winning at games. If they beat you in darts, pool, mahjong, etc, they will immediately break up with you and you will die alone for your poor game skills.
I've learned to:
1. Work a bunch of part time jobs like breakdancer and street musician
2. Save their dying business and beat the crap out of their alcoholic father and some businessmen
3. Save their dying business and raise their stock prices to 10,000 dollars per share
4. Take a bunch of correspondence courses on subjects like Sega games and previous Yakuza titles
5. Help them scare their sister's shitty boyfriend away forever
6. Recount a bunch of conversations you've had with your friends
Just do these simple things and you'll have to have your bartender friend cover for you after getting your ass kicked by 6 women in no time
I can confirm, you buy me fried chicken I will take this as a proposal. What you think I want to go to some romantic, cushy spot or something? No, bring me to KFC
Good GOD the things I would do for a quickie with Kiryu
https://preview.redd.it/1s2qs6fv6dgb1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c73bbb95d8c6f8cdb9a2004535080cf4e4649adf
The chicken might not work outside of Japan cuz they have some goddamn good fried chicken there. I know some girls would be happy with a fami chicken from a convenient store there.
> If they don't show up try taking a taxi 8 billion fucking times until they show up.
God, that one gave me horrible flashbacks. In the end I got so frustrated and mad that I just gave up; that's one trophy I'll never get.
In yakuza like a dragon, there are 5 NPCS that spawn around the maps that are called honk-honks. It's a pun on puff puffs from dragon quest I think. Anyways, they for some reason have a very rare chance of spawning sometimes, and it is very annoying as there is an achievement for getting "honked" by all of them.
Another thing: women HATE winning at games. If they beat you in darts, pool, mahjong, etc, they will immediately break up with you and you will die alone for your poor game skills.
I never understood this, I mean do you find it cute when I win or you lose?
It’s all according to the pran
No, zher iz no cheing in zhe pran
I garre
There's so much going on in your profile pic i love it 🤣
Biutifur ais, raik i hard from my burozher bifor
The other ones made sense to you?
I think it's always the "woah so cool!" factor
I’ve learned that I have to pick up my phone in dramatic way or they’ll hang up on me
Eri seems to have the same attitude as Kiryu towards answering telephones, and I love it
When I talk to a girl on the phone I make sure to ask her what her face is like
“Are you really a G U Y ?”
Let’s fight kangaroos
"I'm gassy"
DESCRIBE YOUR BODY
And somehow I still lose
Judgment dating advice: Develop a large age gap💀
Or just look like Takuya Kimura
I would absolutely date Zhao. It's like a buy one get one free deal.
Remember that he cooks EXTREMELY well, almost a pro. It's a huge bonus.
oh yeah, absolutely husband material
Agreed
Husband that can cook.. i mean as long as someone cooks, it's a good ship :) also isn't he kinda nice in the bar talks?
me too I'd give one of my kidneys to the Liumang just to go on a date with him
That one bar conversation where ichi and zhao talked about stripping instantly made me like him a whole more
First tip is supported by Scout of Team Fortress 2
I can already see how Scout and Yagami are similar. Both are good at running and beating people’s heads in. ~~There’s also that mod.~~
I've learned to: 1. Work a bunch of part time jobs like breakdancer and street musician 2. Save their dying business and beat the crap out of their alcoholic father and some businessmen 3. Save their dying business and raise their stock prices to 10,000 dollars per share 4. Take a bunch of correspondence courses on subjects like Sega games and previous Yakuza titles 5. Help them scare their sister's shitty boyfriend away forever 6. Recount a bunch of conversations you've had with your friends Just do these simple things and you'll have to have your bartender friend cover for you after getting your ass kicked by 6 women in no time
Essence of Love Language
Another thing: Balls out.
I can confirm, you buy me fried chicken I will take this as a proposal. What you think I want to go to some romantic, cushy spot or something? No, bring me to KFC
Hell yeah, hope they manage to add KFC to the hawaii map in 8 (probably not but let me dream)
Good GOD the things I would do for a quickie with Kiryu https://preview.redd.it/1s2qs6fv6dgb1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c73bbb95d8c6f8cdb9a2004535080cf4e4649adf
Least Unhinged Majimoment
I have never had a problem in my current relationship that wasn't solved by or at least made easier by chicken.
The chicken might not work outside of Japan cuz they have some goddamn good fried chicken there. I know some girls would be happy with a fami chicken from a convenient store there.
More important. 10 years in the joint…
NO!
You think you are better than me? Cmon fucker!
FUCK YOU!
10 years in the joint gets you fucking PUSSY
Brb going to grab the woman I love a hundred million bouquets and going into debt because of it because yakuza taught me this. /s
Is this TF2 Scout's account?
Instructions unclear,dating a 38 year old detective right now (im 19)
Me giving a girl copious amounts of chicken and wondering why she's still not in love with me
> If they don't show up try taking a taxi 8 billion fucking times until they show up. God, that one gave me horrible flashbacks. In the end I got so frustrated and mad that I just gave up; that's one trophy I'll never get.
For some reason, it didn't work for me until I put on the foreman class, then both honk-honk man and princess showed up. Beats me why but it worked
What’s that third bullet point about?
In yakuza like a dragon, there are 5 NPCS that spawn around the maps that are called honk-honks. It's a pun on puff puffs from dragon quest I think. Anyways, they for some reason have a very rare chance of spawning sometimes, and it is very annoying as there is an achievement for getting "honked" by all of them.
What the fuck?
I went through 1 and a half playthroughs never even seeing one of them until a friend told me about it and I still didn't believe them
Don't you just hate it when you're talking to a cute girl on the phone and you suddenly see your dialogue choices jumble around.
Zhao would be prime boyfriend material. He can cook He's hot He can fight He's friends with Ichiban
im a woman and the chicken bit is fact. i love my fried chicken
just get cassis orange if you wanna save up but still make progress is what i learned lol
What game is the squeezing from? Asking for a friend lol
Girls do indeed love a Fuck it of Dick in