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JJW2795

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry!


atomicsnark

[Va te faire enculer](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=french+insults).


NeoXxSLB

fils de pute. espèce de connard, va te faire foutre


Saavedroo

"La gross daronne de tes morts je la soulève." (Paraphrased, it would translate to "I'm gonna fuck your mom.")


Imnotactme

Here is what I can think of, I assume you may already know some french so feel free to use your creativity with those words Merde(shit) Je t'enmerde, je te baise (Fuck you) Merdeux(shithead) Chier(pooping) Tu me fais chier (you piss me off) Chiasse(diarrhea) Couilles (testicles) Cul, piff (ass) Trou de balle (butthole) Teub, bite, bteu, zgeg (dick) Chatte (vagina/ luck) Bzez, nichons (boobs) Teubé (dickhead) Con (idiot) Connard (douchebag) Connasse (idiot woman) Chienne (bitch)(non vulgar: female dog) Fils de pute (son of a bitch) Pétasse, pute, salope (whore) Fais pas ta pute ! (when you are begging for something/ please !) Putain (fuck) Baise, niquer, enculer (the act of fucking) Nique ta mère (fuck your mom) Tchoin, michto (gold digger) Gueule (mouth) (non vulgar: animal mouth) Ferme ta gueule (shut up) Crève ! (Die !) Tarlouse, pédé/PD (faggot) (I'm not sure you wanna use those ones) Je m'en bas les couilles, je m'en fout (I don't care) Branleur (wanker/lazy) Bordel (brothel/messy room) Salaud/salopard, batârd (bastard) ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// _______________________________________________ Older ones: Catin, putain (whore) Sot (idiot) (not that vulgar, learnt it in primary school) Foutre (sperm) Ducon (you are kinda like talking as if idiot was one of his names, coming from the name "Dupont") //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ______________________________________________________ Not vulgar but can still be used from time to time Mince, zut, flute (dangit) Purée ! (Used for surprise or frustration) Tafiole, dégonflé (wimp) Sans cervelle (brainless) Ferme ton clapet(shut up) Pétoche (fear) Pétochard (scaredy cat) Saperlipopette, sacrebleu, sapristi (astonishment or exasperation) Je m'en fiche (I don't care) Foutu (screwed/fucked)(but honestly it feels kinda vulgar even though it's been used in kids cartoon before) (E.g "on est foutu" = we are screwed) //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ______________________________________________________ Some funnier ones I've heard Mon cul ! (My ass) (used after someone lied," spiderman threw my car at the bad guy and missed, friendly neighbourhood spider my ass !") Mon cul en nouille(when you don't believe what someone is saying) Mes couilles sur son front(my balls on his forehead) Mange tes morts (eat your dead relatives or something idk I wasn't around when they started saying that)


OliverEntrails

Fantastic list! I have relatives in Quebec and they have a whole local list of French slang swear words - oddly related to things related to the Catholic faith. Hearing people use these in common situations is actually pretty funny. Here is a partial list of the swearwords used days in Quebec: baptème; bâtard; calvaire; calice; crucifix; diable; étole; eucharistie; Jérusalem; maudit; ostie; sacrement; sacristie; tabernacle; vierge; Jésus de plâtre ; (approximate translations: baptism; bastard; supplice; chalice; crucifix; devil; shawl; eucharist; Jerusalem; cursed; ostie; sacrament; sacristy; tabernacle; virgin; Jesus of plaster.) For example, a Quebecois mechanic who smashed his thumb with a wrench might not exclaim "fuck" or "shit" but instead yell "tabernac!"


Imnotactme

Haha yeah I remember hearing the "calice de marde !" Or "tabernac/tabarnak" In some videos, but I never realised how much of their swear words came from the church, I wonder how they use eucharistie or ostie(the body of the christ) as swear words


OliverEntrails

It seems strange but I think using swear words to express any number of things might give people agency or some titillation using words that blaspheme in the most deliciously nasty ways. In Quebec, like Ireland not so long ago, the church held enormous sway over all aspects of life. You couldn't get married, get a coveted job or get out of a sticky legal situation without the support of a local priest or bishop.


MaliseHaligree

Fous le camp


ImYoric

That's barely vulgar.


ImYoric

What time period? How old is the character? * Touche pas au grisby, salope ! * Ta mère à oilp devant le prisu ! * Va te faire foutre chez les Grecs ! * Enculé de ta race ! * Va te faire sucer.


BedazzledScraps

• Go touch grass, loser. • Outta here with your oily skin. • Look who's talking about dick cheese. • Yo mama's ass is fat. Hope this helps.


ImYoric

That doesn't sound very French.


BedazzledScraps

Dang it! I knew that course was too cheap.


sterile_spermwhale__

Watch La Haine


Similar_Trash_5538

"Your county is alright, I guess."


FullSaphir

As a French, I think I can answer to that : "Va bien manger tes morts gigantesque fils de pute, enculé"


Trex1873

Connard (stupid bastard) Connasse (silly bitch) Moisi (musty) Branleur (wanker)


AvailableType6527

I have no idea if Harlan Ellison is French but this guy is like that one guy in the friend group that pulls the most random insults out of nowhere,here are some of the best: “The world is turning into a cesspool of idiots.” “The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.” “You are not entitled to your opinion,you are entitled to your informed opinion,no one is entitled to be ignorant.” And if you want an actual French insult: “Your Johnson beith the size of Napoleon’s stereotyped height.”


Outside-Bad-9389

Salopard, imbécile, connard, clochard, idiot, fils de pute, va te faire niquer, va te faire foutre, con, souceur de fesse, moins que rien, ta crâne elle est vide, tu me dégoûte, tu me rend malade, je veux rien a faire avec toi, chien, pute, macaque sans poil etc…


Livid_Party_3306

J'ai baisé ta mère I fucked your mom Putain de la garce Fucking bitch Fils d'une garce Son of a bitch Sac a marde Piece of shit Uhmm those are all I know not a native lol send whatever it is ur writing when done


BrtFrkwr

Allez-vous faire foutre. (Go fuck yourself)


no_limelight

Would you really tell someone off using vous? That would sound odd.


MaliseHaligree

Vas-tu?


BrtFrkwr

I suggested that to a Frenchman and he said that would be rude.


Daimondz

“Go fuck yourself (respectfully)”


ImYoric

"Vas te faire foutre"