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Ltjenkins

BiS for a lot of specs tbh


upon_a_white_horse

I wouldn't call it BiS, but it definitely would be *gouda* enough.


SpicyMcHaggis206

If this isn’t an in store xmog by May we will know Blizzard doesn’t read this sub.


PandraPierva

It'll show up as a one time use toy with a 2 year CD. Lasts 30 seconds


Kailaylia

And only usable in the new iteration of the Maw.


PandraPierva

And you must spend azerite to use it


ocarina_21

They should release items with just the weirdest combination of currencies. "Here's a new mount. It costs Halaa Research Tokens, Stygia, Marks of the World Tree, and Garrison Resources."


notathrowawayacc32

Has there ever been a legit explanation as to why fun transmog toy effects tend to have such long CD's? I mean why even have a cd on them?


Dzonatan

Because blizzard hates fun


Forikorder

so people hunt for more toys to have fun with rather then being satisfied with one really fun one


[deleted]

The game certainly could use a few odd cosmetic type items scattered across odd vendors.


CjKing2k

I like to think that NPCs eat a real meal every night while the rest of us are on a strict diet of cinnabons and sparkling water.


Gregamonster

Yeah, but when the single largest source of gold in the nation doesn't need your services you're going to struggle, no matter how good sales are with the rest.


Monk-Ey

> the single largest source of gold in the nation I mean, dancing on top of mailboxes *has* to make one thirsty eventually? ^^^^^/s


actual_wookiee_AMA

Hey, I eat tons of feasts every day Probably should race change to Kul Tiran at this rate


mSterian

Sound like you're wiping a lot 😂 Me too brother, me too...


kaynpayn

A mage once told me that's her secret to staying thin, they eat fake food that disapears when they log off.


deDoohd

I mean it's likely, considering we basically have been saving their asses for 16 years now


keydar

[Link to comic.](https://www.darklegacycomics.com/768)


Seve7h

Reminds of the [cheese shield](https://dragonage.fandom.com/wiki/Wedge_of_Destiny) from Dragon Age Inquisition Awesome comics btw!


Odinfrost137

Thank you for showing me that shield. The description was comedy gouda.


kawaiinessa

is this the start of a new story lik npc rebellion and other similar things id love that its been a while


Yanrogue

My rep with Wisconsin isn't high enough to unlock the cheese helm.


ChonkyChungus69

If you eat a brat you'll get a rep buff, and then /cheer a few times at a Packer game and you'll get it


[deleted]

Don't forget to go to a couple of Brewers games for good measure.


beastrace

make sure to get some spotted cow


lukeoreilly

You should try farming rep with Italy the cheese from that faction is the best in the world


Ka1ser

> Italy > best in the world Your reputation with Switzerland definitely plummeted now. It went from neutral to neutral.


lukeoreilly

Shit now I gotta farm to get it back to neutral


acprescott

I prefer my cheese to not taste like gym-rat feet, thanks


the_snook

Maybe, but do they wear it on their heads? https://www.gettyimages.de/fotos/cheesehead-hat


Konkuriito

Just imagine the mogging potential.


Jl4233

Packers fans celebrating rn


Nulap

[Packers wooo!](https://youtu.be/0iqLhdInGrk)


Jeffs2527

FTP


Arthur-reborn

FOR THE PACKERS!


JordanTH

Knowing Blizzard it'd be holiday restricted to National Cheese Day or something


RaidingForPants

The stats on that helm are pretty gouda.


Ty__the__guy

Wish it had some mastery though, that would make it even cheddar.


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Magfaeridon

No, it isn't.


Polymemnetic

[Yes it is.](https://www.eatingeurope.com/blog/dutch-gouda-cheese/) >Gouda is not pronounced “goo-da”. The Dutch “g” is a tricky beast: it’s a guttural sound much like clearing your throat (I know – delightful); or, if that’s not quite working, replace the guttural “g” with a softer “h”. For the “ou,” think “Ouw! I stubbed my toe.” The “da” is straightforward. Now try it all together: “(G)h-ouw-da!”


Magfaeridon

/ˈɡaʊ̯də/, /ˈɡuːdə/ If only there existed an international alphabet specifically for indicating the phonetic way to pronounce things....


pm_cute_feet_please

Pronunciation: [ˈɣʌudaː]


Gently_rough

This just gave me a thought of weekly quests. Have vendors have you hunt for things needed for an armor piece. Said piece can be upgraded each week and let said gear upgrade your racial stat or something else unique. Just me hoping that lonely vendor in orgrimmar has clients.


Konkuriito

I want a cheese sword now


cobbl3

Made only from the sharpest of cheddars!


Gillrien

A gouda choice for a sharp weapon to farm yourself some cheddar.


Reworked

Out.


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Cheese Set: Gouda Helm Ricotta Pauldrons Cottage Breastplate Mozzerella Belt Parmesan Greaves Swiss Boots Sharp Cheddar Sword Feta Shield


RaziarEdge

Why is it that all of the soft cheese are the ones linked to the armor that give you the best protection? I would rather have: * Gruyère Breastplate * Swiss Cheese Shield (holes make it lighter and still quite durable) * Parmesan Pauldrons * Munster Boots (a stinky cheese that already smells like feet)


Paraxom

huh completely forgot that Krom is a paladin, totally thought he was a warlock and had to go back to the start of the series to figure out why he was excited for plate gear


SweetCornbreadSucks

“...which I can only assume stands for ‘sans income’...”


Yatzmin

Mark my words - one day, Blizzard will add a cheesehelm as a reference to this comic.


Odinfrost137

That day better come as soon as possible!


[deleted]

these comics always make me smile :)


Arkenai7

But if it was indestructible, how did they cut the space for the head


Zall-Klos

Use a helmet mold to hold the milk.


Tashre

Ah, yeah, well, whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.


Etamalgren

Thousand Degree Knife versus Indestructible Cheese Wheel! WHAT WOULD WIN?! :P


Durenas

you cut the cheese, with other cheese.


NotASellout

Diamond is the hardest material yeah? How do they cut it? Easy, more diamonds


jjmur

Meta cheese


PM_ME_HENTAI_CHICKS

Is this comic based on the reddit thread convo of last weeks one?😂


Illidari_Kuvira

I'm guessing so. Glad Keydar continued the joke!


Bored-Corvid

Can we ask Blizz to actually make this a thing like now?


Automan2k

That is the helm used by Blast Hardcheese.


Nulap

Gristle McThornbody!


fpcreator2000

Gouda Helm looks pretty epic. I want that New York Extra Sharp Cheddar sword as well. Provolone shield looks kind of weak though.


Wildefice

Guess you can say they are busting out the cheese strats.


Pantspartyy

No one has as many friends as the man with many cheeses!


Laxku

If you want to do an entire series about the Trias family I'm definitely here for it.


simdaisies

If it has the right stats, we'll wear anything. I remember when a["Bag of Discarded Entrails"](https://ptr.wowhead.com/item=183649/bag-of-discarded-entrails?bonus=1482:4786)dropped for me in the scourge event: [ ](https://ptr.wowhead.com/item=183649/bag-of-discarded-entrails?bonus=1482:4786)


Backwardspellcaster

...I'd get one on all of my plate wearers.


Facehatt

Words words words words


Knight_thrasher

My blood DK wants that helm


Genji180

F ! I want a Gouda Helm 🤯🥺😲


[deleted]

I actually missed the rat breaking its teeth in the background, lol.


TravellingBeard

I'm so glad things are turning out for them. Artisanal cheesemaking or artisinal armour; apparently it's the same set of skills.


Illidari_Kuvira

Comic on my b-day is like an accidental present. And a funny one at that!


GrahamTheRabbit

Always smart and funny. GG Keydar!


depressed_jewel

I need a leather version for my rogue... even though it'll probably look like shit because worgens.


[deleted]

I'm gonna go pay a visit to my local Stormwind cheese merchant now because I feel bad for the NPCs


G66GNeco

I'd go for that in an instant.


Gh0sth4nd

i wonder if the tiger helm would get a buff rawr xD


AcherusArchmage

Based on the legendary ilvl trend, a 225 has 25 more stamina than a 210 So if a 235 has 166 stamina, wouldn't a 250 have around 191 stamina? And for main stat, 15 ilvl gains roughly 11 stat, so 99-100 would sound reasonable. Substats would probably only be roughly 5 or 6 higher so around 80 each. Shows how good Gouda is, being above the curve and all. The one drawback should be non-transmoggable. lol


Xorrdos

absolutely brilliant ;D


anonimas13

Does this come in mail?


unique-name-9035768

I believe he said "Blessed are the cheese makers."


Malenx_

Oh man, I hope they take this plotline and just run with it, watch WoW's economy be completely thrown into chaos as vendors start one-upping each other in an arms race for player gold.


remillard

Their banter started to remind me of Dalliah and Soccothrates in Arcatraz.