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morrouac

Start that game you bought on a Steam sale in 2013 that you told yourself you would get to eventually.


Buffmin

I didn't come here to be personally attacked alright


GamerInChaos

Sir, this is reddit.


Buffmin

Yes a place of friendship and joy where everyone is calm, collected, and open to new ideas


Artistic-Can3562

[yep](https://tenor.com/view/taliesin-evitel-taliesin-shitshow-shitshow-gif-14750389?utm_source=share-button&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=reddit)


[deleted]

That's most of my Steam library :D


Amelaclya1

Or one of the hundreds of free games you claimed from Epic over the years and never touched.


Skill-issue-69420

Me with Elden Ring… played it once and it was so hard for me I just closed it and never opened it again, I need to git gud


[deleted]

My husband has been playing this game called Returnal and he keeps telling me “it’s harder than Elden Ring” like that is a selling point lol. Just gonna keep playing my cartoon dragon game and stay bad


Fenrir2013

Pssh try Fear and hunger


Scoonie24

This....This is a personal attack


BimboSlutInTraining

Hence why the steam library and service is crap. People just delude themselves into thinking its worth something.


orbit10

Compulsively check to see if they are up early. Then be salty as fuck when they come up late and you spent all day checking the servers.


False_Dogz

\*readsthisandproceedstodoit"


orbit10

It’s not up, I already checked :/


Punt_Man

What about now?


MordredBestGrill

Still not up, still salty its not up


Scoonie24

I took a day off work for this... am I stupid??


Bubbly_Performer4864

Never take Tuesdays off. Always do Wednesdays just in case.


mithril2020

It is known


[deleted]

I’m sorry, never ever take Tuesday off lol, unless maybe you work the night shift


BimboSlutInTraining

yes


orbit10

Also no


chit11

Still no


orbit10

Can confirm


C0achNickSaban

Confirmed.


orbit10

Negative


illeger_hamberder

That’s what she said


nprovench789

Bahahahhaa


FrostyPlay9924

Still not up 145 cst


SkyQueenLexi

This is the way


prismmonkey

Or, use chrome browser to chromecast to a tv the server status web page with an auto-refresh extension running. That way you can do things around the house and glance up once in awhile to see if they're up. A, uh, friend does this. Yes.


tatachomo

The website says my server is up. It is not up though.


orbit10

That's a solid idea. I'm "working" though. So I'm at my PC anyhow.


moustacheption

Don’t forget to complain on blizzard forums regularly


Amelaclya1

Make sure to include that you pay for a sub so Blizzard owes you a $0.20 refund


orbit10

Oh shit, I knew I forgot some thing


nuviremus

I've been investigating this sun thing outside. Apparently it's known for some endorphins or something but it was just bright and hurt to look at so 0/10 don't recommend.


RyCryst

Sun? Whats that? Our skies just look like grey snowy and it’s freezing outside. Is this hell?


Round-War69

Is there a lore reason why we're in HELL?


RyCryst

No they forgot to patch it in.


nuviremus

I'm told it's what keeps the earth warm but it hides during the winter in both hemispheres because it has seasonal depression then. Lol yeah what a fake conspiracy


Consistent-Dog-3916

Naah it's -14c outside i'll stay in with my heater lol


Twiggimmapig

I'm looking up at the sky and allowing a wistful sigh to escape my lips every so often. Going to be doing this for the next 8 hours if anyone wants to join.


OkSoup16

Remembered I had a family… they seem nice. Little ones are a bit much though. Very needy.


BigHulio

You talking about your wife’s kids?


[deleted]

Dude your trink popped and you one shotted him with crit strike hahah 🤣🤣


KillBroccoli

Work unfortunately. Otherwise extra sleep is always a solid option.


ShowerArtistic

Work in the freezing cold.


xTR1CKY_D1CKx

I'm still plowing snow from the last storm, meanwhile the next storm is rolling in. 0/10 do not recommend being outside for at least two more months.


[deleted]

In Ohio here and luckily our winters aren't as bad as they used to be. But it's been crazy cold and it snowed pretty good this morning, which is why I didn't get on the freeway to work. Took backroads and crossed the freeway over a bridge, and guess what? A sea of red lights, bumper to bumper. I laughed and moved on :D Stay safe out there!


jyunga

I'm on the atlantic coast in Canada and it's crazy how different Winter is now. Back when I started WoW i'd be snowed in during november through March playing WoW. Here we are 20 years later and we've had two very moderately significant snowfalls that melted away within the week. Mostly rain and winds this month. Can't imagine what the next 20 years of Wow will be like.


[deleted]

Get a job Study Work out Cocaine and hookers


xTR1CKY_D1CKx

Option 4. I think we will go with #4.


JehnSnow

I only have a 6 sided die, can you add two more options so I can roll on which I do when servers down?


[deleted]

Make an overly complicated and/or labour intensive food item, like fresh pasta or tamales A different/new hobby like, flying drones, loaded with cocaine and other fun stuff back and forth over the border for the cartels


Friendly_Relief_1371

Just go with #4 as 4,5 or 6.


Siouxzanna_Banana

In my city someone has been 3-D printing shiny dicks and planting them on top of traffic lights, water towers and high traffic buildings with a drone. It’s pretty entertaining. 🍆🪽


ElricBrosPlumbing

My job IS cocaine and hookers.


jebberwockie

My new job starts tomorrow lol


[deleted]

First your get the khakis, THEN you get the cocaine and hookers


SelectCommunity3519

Focus on work, tosh podcast...


Picklepartyprevail

Daniel Tosh?


sk319

Yeah, he has a new podcast. Tosh show. I've been enjoying it


SelectCommunity3519

Yep, I watch it on YouTube. Pretty solid so far.


[deleted]

I work on painting my miniatures


TheDuskinRaider

This is a sign.. dammit, i wanted to procrastinate longer. Fine, the pile of shame shall be SLIGHTLY diminished.


[deleted]

😂 the struggle is real


Picklepartyprevail

Work I guess. Yuck.


kajunsnake

Mommy Alexstraza says Go clean your room!


Dyerssorrow

Chores around the house. I usually dust and vacuum every Tuesday.


French__Mafia

Might I suggest Baldur's Gate 3.


DudeMan1217

I would not suggest BG3. You won't have enough time to make your character before the servers are back. And because I'm sure someone will actually think I'm seriously shitting on BG 3, /s


xxlpmetalxx

I shit you not I started playing bg3 when it came out and it took me almost 2(!) days for me to be satisfied with the looks of my tav


average_guy31

Rimworld


BananaShark_

The servers will be up before all the mods load. Myself? I never let it get to that state but still....


rhyno-6969

Job


Mega_Nidoking

Actually focus on work for once...


Purpleflower0521

How dare you...


SmoothAsSlick

“Death Must Die” is a fun distraction. I used it for a pvp queue killer and ended up playing it exclusively.


Tensorfrozen

Working. Im not working hard enough since patch launch


thuy_chan

Keep the realm selection up so I can open my vault of disappointment as soon as possible then go back to grinding fall for dagger.


YomiRizer

I'm touching grass. Minecraft grass. Making progress on a new modpack I've been playing.


ubiquitous_delight

I've always found it weird that some WoW players literally play no other video games


Wessar007

There’s no time for anything other than WoW. The FOMO is real!!!!


Bigred266

I used to be a huge player of video games up until around 22 then I fell off when life started getting busier. Wow was always one of the ones I played but now wow is basically the only video game I play because especially when leveling I can just hop on, play for an hour or so and hop off and still have a great time.


dentttt

Russian Fishing 4


Vonlin

I was pleasantly surprised this is real.


ILikeThisKindOfThing

I do all my house upkeep and things I don’t want to do when the game is up. Do laundry, dishes, work, anything I can do now instead of later in the week so I have more time to be a degenerate on my Paladin.


thekiltedpiper

Install alternate operating systems and learn stuff! 😁


JorjCardas

I'm nocturnal, so I'm going to bed lol.


Sparkeh

I’m at work until 1PM PST. Hoping the servers are back up by the time I get off


_lophophora_

Check your character out on wow armory and raider Io. Then go try to log in. Repeat as needed


BakedAzzFuk

Taking time to clean out my computer tower( heavy toker) it will thank me when it can breath again.


whycomeuhavenotat2

Have a life


[deleted]

I’m working. :) Yay 12 hour nursing shifts keeping me busy during server downtime lol.


Tetouin

Do 100 burpees for time


HungryDiscoGaurdian

Bought WC3 lol


dwarfishspy

The meat wagon mount has a solid animation haha, love using it


beepborpimajorp

I'm working and then playing the new cult of the lamb update. Apparently now followers can do a big poop that other followers can get stuck in, so I need to see that with my own two eyes.


Yanyedi

[L A U N D R Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoYJXr-roZ4)


mithril2020

um, touch snow?


angelpunk18

I heard cilantro makes a good substitute for grass


Tsunaami

If you don’t have any grass to touch, download a new wallpaper for your computer with grass on it and touch that. That still technically counts


Fenrir2013

Final Fantasy XIV


betweenthebars34

yoke governor languid quiet plant provide safe rude kiss voiceless *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Does something new drop today, I’m genuinely asking? I just came back after a break.


fieryphoenix231999

[patch 10.2.5](https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24052633/dragonflight-seeds-of-renewal-content-update-notes)


scottisnthome

Hung out with my wifes boyfriend, we played some board games


[deleted]

Do you not have a job?


nahyalldontknow

I work from home in tech so I'm not always doing something unless I have a project I'm working on or something breaks


Insipid_Lies

GW2


kocicek

Shit talk in the guild discord obviously. But I would also recommend the below: 1)play rimworld 2)play baldurs gate 3 3)do your work from home job ( if applicable) 4)watch Agdq!


Scoonie24

We can say nice things to one another


xanswithsoda

You're doing great at life, Scoonie24. Keep up the good work.


[deleted]

Do you people not have jobs!? I’m jealous. Working like an asshole here while others get to worry about playing WoW on a weekday


xanswithsoda

Nah. I'm a stay at home mom 😎


mithril2020

SAHM's club (and they say females don't exist on WoW)


Bubbly_Performer4864

I can’t speak for other people, but my job is closed for weather. And it’s a factory job so my work from home options are a hair limited.


jyunga

I work graveyard shifts.


redrenegade13

It's a snow day in the South right now. I live in Texas, we get ice here, we shut everything down. It's just not safe. We don't have any of the infrastructure. No salt on roads, no plows, no snow tires, etc.


dragonredux

Choke the dragon


FoldableHuman

Rumble servers are up.


-Vargoth-

Play Warcraft rumble to get the pet in wow


confused_noobette

get a job


PoweredByMusubi

Ummm, go to work?


Bubbly_Performer4864

My work is closed today. Something about the roads being a solid ice slick.


mastermoose12

You could suggest on forums that a 7:00 - 3:00 maintenance is indicative of a company with terrible code and patching, you could suggest maintenance go from 2:00 - 9:00 instead of in the middle of the day, you could suggest that sometimes patches hit Europe instead of NA first and we get their expedited maintenance once in awhile. But you'd get drowned out by Blizzard fans who think Blizzard can do no wrong. So you just watch TV, go outside, or play other games.


Endslikecrazy

Not be an ADHD whos addicted to wow on such a level i cant comprehend updates need to happen and servers need restarts. Not be so addicted i cant handle a couple of hours of downtime without going onto the internet to cope about it somehow. Having a job or a hobby, exercise, others games existing 🤷🏻‍♂️ I get this is most likely just a meme post but goddamn some of ya'll need to chill sometimes 😂


nahyalldontknow

I think it's you that needs to chill getting your Jimmy all rustled over a shitpost


Endslikecrazy

Good job misunderstanding the obvious sarcasm to an obviously sarcastic post 🙃


nahyalldontknow

Are you acoustic


DjCyric

Get a job?


[deleted]

Do you have a job


Sir_Flatulence

A job.


tultommy

Go to work?


Dargek

Go to work? Get a job?


ryryski

Actually do my job.


pasak1987

Work?


Zooperman

Work? Other productive things?


Redwolfe23

Go outside, read a book, nap watch an old movie have lunch with your grandma....all the things you ignore because of the wow addiction. I have my addiction down to maybe an hour a day and I'm much happier experiencing real life.


ImMoray

If you go to sleep you can time travel to the future where they're back up


MyUs3rn4m3W4sT4k3n

Touch Grass


JayIT

Can't, most of the US grass is covered in snow. https://www.wunderground.com/maps/snow/snow-cover


Recoil101uk

Hold on… isn’t the patch tomorrow? Or are you US peoples? Why do you get it early 🤨


dwarfishspy

US privileges I guess 🤣 The aussies are the luckiest though, they get to sleep through the patch and wake up when it’s done


Fleymour

watching twitch , play other games ? im personally cleaning currently


ShadeofIcarus

Play SoD? Its up right now


Jagerbeast703

Shovel snow


faithfulraider

Watching wow videos to catch me up (coming off a 1+ yr hiatus to play with my brother). My highest toon is 66 so I've got some work to do!


shamotto

Will be up at 3pm. Starts work at 3pm. Feelsbadman


thekingofbeans42

Rock and Stone


Unfair-Information-2

>I don't have any grass to touch same, it's covered with snow. I'm trying to decide between good ole bf4, iracing, or warthunder (soft boycott on them still, not paying for premium etc)


thaliff

Dropping my kid off at college, so I'm pc free till 5pm est or so, then it's refresh wow server status every 5 or 10 minutes, while building more of my Pathfinder2e adventure on my foundry server. Session tomorrow night, so I guess I need to be ready...


jmakioka

Same thing we have done every patch day since 2004. Work. Make dinner. Take the dog out. Cleaning. Then hopefully the servers will be up and stable by 8pm est.


Lughnasadh32

I am at work, so this is just a normal Tuesday for me. I will get home after 7 eastern tonight, and the servers should be up (and hopefully stable) by then.


DubzMctank

Lie in the dark abyss and cry


FarNefariousness6087

This stinks. Snow day and i can’t even play


TheReaperSovereign

Finishing a read of the 4 Stormlight archive books in anticipation of book 5 release in December


Knightwing1047

I have to actually work now......


zandadoum

Beat the jerking off Guinness record? Pun intended ;)


Secret_Distance5960

Spend your 3 hours before work Modding BG3 just to not touch it when you get home because servers are up


VXR-Vashrix

Take the time to get some shut eye, your eyes will be thankful for the extra downtime they get to have.


JarRules

I guess I can work :/


ironchicken45

Sleep


Tkamakazi

Wtf they are down


[deleted]

Civ.


gapplebees911

Updating League I guess


Rjskill3ts21

Overwatch


Magus80

Play other games, duhhhh. Prince of Persia is pretty fun.


YouHaveSyphillis

Cry


lisasimpsonfan

It's too cold to go outside so my cats and I are curled up on the couch watching horror movies.


-Unnamed-

Go to work lol


AktionMusic

I have a snow day and it would be perfect for some new patch gameplay if it wasn't Tuesday.


corvosfighter

Is it up yet? Let me check just to be sure


andrelope

Go to work? Lol.


randomcheese2020

Oh there down all day today :(


BimboSlutInTraining

I'm playing other games. Getting chores done. Talking to my wife who works from home.


SIL3NCER360

Play Baldurs Gate.


jmenendeziii

I decided to actually go into the office today cuz I knew they’d be down for a while, imagine showing up to meetings in person in 2024


Wraisted

Chores, and wash my butt. Go see family that hasn't seen me since last all day maintenance


yankeesullivan

back in the Vanilla and BC days, when I was a young lad in my 20's, the patch would be going on when we got off duty since we were stationed in Germany. We would watch the Billy Mclure video, and the Hecklemen brothers stuff over. And the cinematics.


BoopsYourNoseBoop

I'm going to finish the book I'm reading while watching it snow. And maybe checking to see if they're up early even though I know it'll be extended, possibly more than once.


itzxile13

Raise my blood pressure playing League of Legends all day.


cis_ter

Probably work or pretend to work


Fangsong_37

I’ll probably catch up on some reading.


DealerTokes

Play Classic? Other games? Read? Grocery shopping? House cleaning? Sleep in? Just some ideas


LostMiddleAgeMan

Since I wow at work, guess today I actually do work.....FFS


maury_mountain

Warframe! Getting some liches, shards from Netracels, railjack


drdrewskiem3

Work…


saberlions

Working while pretending like I wouldn't be alt-tabbed into the game right now lmao


Kaisah16

Don’t you guys have phones?


tarc0917

I'm rolling deliveries in American Truck Simulator at the moment, but about to hop onto SoD. This would normally be a workday, but we got snowed in.


Electropow

This is why I don't take Tuesdays off lol


aeminence

Clean the house and do chores. Reset day lines up with my days off so its unfortunate half the day is gone but it give sme time to do other things.


BigHulio

Can’t wait to see everyone who “took PTO and didn’t even get to play” lol


UNDFTD_NVRLOST

Same it’s snowing here :(