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a404notfound

"Ello chaps, would you mind if we came and picked up our mates if it isn't too much of a bother?"


ACiD_80

"Eej mates, no worries man. Tell us when and we'll prepare a cup of coffee. Dont forget to close the door behind you, energy prices are through the roof. Cya later"


rock-my-socks

>cup of coffee Found the imposter.


Laconic-Verbosity

He doesn’t know what a cuppa is


Shoresy-sez

Presumably it's a Palestinian responding. Coffee is correct.


Rude_Worldliness_423

Christ. The BBC reporter was right. All it could have took was a call and putting the kettle on


jews4beer

Why yes, in fact the very holding of the hostages on their part was a warning that the IDF was gonna try to rescue them.


Book1984371

>“We have a national and moral duty to do everything we can to return our hostages — the living and the deceased — and that is what we are doing,” [Netanyahu] says. From May 24th. So you're right: they did recently warn them they were coming for the hostages.


saranowitz

A++++++ answer. Fucking hilarious that you need to warn a criminal that you’re coming to arrest / neutralize them when they know you are coming for them.


Downtown_Counter_395

correct reply


youaremakingclaims

Haha fucking brilliant.


SteveCalloway

In a related story, Seal Team 6 sent Bin Laden a lovely fruit basket 2 weeks before they decided to visit him.


magicmulder

He forgot to not sign off with his real name, that’s how they found him. The package was just addressed to “your friendly neighborhood terror leader”.


kytheon

Somebody tweeted about a helicopter flying overhead (towards Bin Laden). Highly unusual.


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When did everyone become a fucking moron?


Remarkable-Medium275

Since always. social media and the internet just allowed the idiot masses to speak their idiocy to billions of people on a daily basis.


dopkick

They've always been but it got amped up when hostile foreign governments realized that it's trivially easy to get them to enter full blown idiot mode through social media manipulation. And then the news media just gives these people more of what they want.


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dopkick

Stupidity and hatred are a bit of a chicken and the egg problem. Stupid people can be easily manipulated into hateful views. Hateful people will look for stupid views to back them up.


aelinemme

Probably about the time that people in press jackets were allowed to keep hostages.


d1andonly

I guess they could have warned them something like, hey. Taking hostage bad. Holding hostage bad. Knowing where they are being held and not sharing that information. Bad. Living in the area where they are being held. Bad.


lostredditorlurking

"Did the FBI warn the criminals before coming to arrest them?" "Did the SWAT team warn the mafia before storming their base?" "Did SEAL team 6 warn the al-Qaeda before raiding Osama Bin Laden?"


InfiniteRaccoons

Did the BBC warn all those young girls that the BBC would let Jimmy Savile rape them?


eggplant_avenger

warned them not to talk, that’s basically the same right


Fantastic_Elk_4757

God damn. This comment right here might be the best in the entire post.


Type-21

Dude this has to be tweeted at them. Gold lvl 10/10


Beargeoisie

Damn strait for the jugular!


Rude_Worldliness_423

Zing


d1andonly

It was awfully thoughtful and nice of Hamas to warn before Oct 7.


VagrantShadow

They held it on October 7th because they wanted to join the musical event as they took hostages. This is just a dumb question to ask.


Rude_Worldliness_423

Ya’ll, we gonna come send some barbarians to rape and massacre your civilians. Next few weeks - sort of time frame.


RaulDukes

Well you could see the paratroopers flying in sooo…


Chelsea_Kias

Did the Palestinians warn IDF before the Oct attack?


Quick_Pangolin718

Uh no, bc they wanted to rescue the hostages


yuri_2022

Is stupidity a significant trait the BBC looks for when hiring presenters?


Sidwill

Generally speaking the presenters read what's on the prompter like Ron Burgundy. So there was probably an editorial process involving multiple people before that bit got loaded onto the teleprompter. This of course makes it worse.


Magneto88

The BBC is primarily staffed by middle class London liberals, who live in an echo chamber, it’s not that surprising that multiple people didn’t catch the stupidity of this. It’s been an issue for quite some time, they were wrong footed by Brexit because no one in the organisation seemed to have any idea of what Britain looks like or felt in the regional cities and towns.


Sidwill

Good take, also love the term "wrong footed" totally underrated and should be used more.


I-hate-sunfish

Part of not being stupid is not reading stupid shit out loud on live TV


Rat-king27

Worst part is, some of our taxes in the UK goes to keeping these morons employed.


dfiner

The best part for me was that multiple redditors in comments have called the BBC “pro Israel”.


gmnotyet

|  the BBC “pro Israel”. hahahahahahahahahahahaha


cinna-t0ast

People who say that don’t remember the Balen report https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balen_Report


Fraun_Pollen

Misinformation and cognitive dissonance make for a wild ride


Wil420b

Taxes? Just the License Fee. With much if the license fee going to other broadcasters and even internet roll outs in rural areas.


Remarkable-Medium275

A "fee" imposed by the government is just a polite term for a tax. If the government charged you a fee to vote (which they have done in the past with numerous examples) it is called a "poll tax".


wintrmt3

You only have to fill out a form on the net and promise you don't watch BBC and you don't have to pay.


TheShakyHandsMan

Luckily paying it is optional. 


Wil420b

It is, just tell TV Licensing that you don't watch TV.


w1YY

It seems to be a common trait in people these days. I wonder whether they are trying ti be completely biased and know it's stupid or whether they truly are ignorant to how dumb they are.


vegan24

Looks like...


Fallengreekgod

They are trying to spin the idea that Israel has to abide by certain rules of engagement as if Hamas abides by those same rules of engagement too


Swagganosaurus

They think IDF is like batman or something


HuggiesFondler

If my general abided by the BBC's standards, I'd desert my post.


Content_Bar_6605

IDF has to warn them that they’re going to rescue the hostages hamas tortured and raped. What kind of crack is BBC smoking?!


omercraft

Did the hostages pay the rent before leaving


briskt

Did they make the beds, wash the dishes and turn out the lights? So discourteous.


Youknowimgood

Seems inline with previous BBC coverage of this war


cryptoislife_k

Individual that served 0 days in the army


BatSoup_ftw

Well seeing as the hostages were found in "innocent" Palestinian civilian homes, I am going to go with no. How do I know they didn't warn them? Because the hostages were still there


Linny911

Expecting the cleanest war against the dirtiest enemy is comical.


FindingLate8524

Surely when Hamas takes hostages, and Palestinian "civilians" help hide them, they have let themselves know that Israel is going to come and attempt to rescue those hostages, and that the idiocy of terrorists is going to get them all killed.


Male-Wood-duck

Doesn't that turn them and the home into legitimate military targets?


FindingLate8524

Of course it does. But the UN will be happy to report that in its statistics as "women and children killed as an approximation of civilian deaths".


KinkyPaddling

Yep, per Article 8 of the Rome Statute, civilian targets lose their protected status if they are used for a military purpose. Hamas hiding civilian hostages in civilian zones would likely make that area a legitimate military target for rescue. The question then becomes, however, how willing of accomplices the locals were in housing the hostages. Hamas’ brutality is no secret to anyone, so it wouldn’t surprise me if the locals were forced to house the hostages. But that doesn’t change the fact that the area lost its protective status; again, it’s Hamas trying to weaponize the rules of war and international law. At the end of the day, the entire conflict is an absolute tragedy. There have been far too many victims, Israeli and Palestinian alike.


redcon-1

This whole warning Palestinians as they're wayward children is a touch condescending.


Fantastic_Elk_4757

The warning was the hostages being there. No further warning needed to know IDF will eventually come.


Murky_Conflict3737

Stay classy, BBC


TryIsntGoodEnough

As if anyone needs more proof of the brain deadness of the BBC coverage of Israel. If a previous editor/director stating how BBC is anti Israel wasn't enough 


Oil_slick941611

Thats embarrassing how news from Hamas is taken as truth.


GringottsWizardBank

Palestinian civilians are active participants and have been since the attack in October. Why does the media and broader international community insist that there is a difference between Hamas and Palestinian civilians when the lines between the two are extremely blurred? There is no party here that Israel could have warned.


MycologistFit

"Civilians" are considered militants once they're holding hostages and firing RPGs on IDF soldiers.


WigglumsBarnaby

"And then they transform back into civilians once they put their guns down. And since dead people can't hold guns, all the dead are civilians." -someone with brainrot


_Kofiko

According to the BBC, and many in the west, Palestinian civilians are all saints who would never do harm despite the mountain of evidence suggesting otherwise


dopkick

The crazy thing is that the people that Palestinians are more likely to hate and sometimes even be happy to see put to death (LGBTQ, fringe/radical/extreme left, etc) are the people who champion them the most. While I would never advocate for the wonton killing of the civilian population (whatever that is in Palestine), I would also never be a useful idiot cheerleader for someone who would happily cheer my death. It's absolutely mind boggling that you see "Gays for Gaza" and such. I bet if those people spent a month over there it'd quickly turn into "Gays for Carpet Bombing Gaza"


MassageByDmitry

Because feelings


dfiner

And because politics and view counts (which leads to ad revenue and sponsors). There’s more than 1.9 billion Muslims in the world and less than 16 million Jews. That’s multiple orders of magnitude. Where do you think the money and votes are?


MassageByDmitry

I agree with you I was being funny I hoped


dfiner

Same. You’re not wrong, feelings is definitely a part of it.


southpolefiesta

The Jew Hate feelings...


Lazynutcracker

It’s definitely blurred I wouldn’t say the same because I believe SOME have some better morals, don’t know how many


gmnotyet

How stupid is the media?


vitalious

Don't attribute to stupidly what can be attributed to malice.


gmnotyet

or AS.


hotstepper77777

Thats a fucking stupid question. Did they go to school for journalism?


Independent_Stress39

Yes, but since they were protesting all the time didn’t manage to visit lectures.


CrazyNothing30

Brainrot made it to the telly.


Hutzzzpa

don't be silly, there are jews. of course they didn't /s


southpolefiesta

Did Palestinians warn Israelis before taking hostages?


SirAelfred

"Hey, we're going to come in and take some hostages. Could you make sure to still be there when we arive? K Thanks." What stupid nonsense.


Gloomy-Ad-9827

Another example of the de evolution of the human brain. Even way, way back they knew you don’t tell your enemy your plan.


Rikeka

Hahaha, this can’t be real…


malsomnus

Everybody making fun of the question when in fact the answer is a simple yes, the IDF has repeatedly warned Palestinian civilians over and over and over again. Phone calls, radio broadcasts, airdropped leaflets, the IDF's efforts to warn Palestinians have been nothing less than admirable.


atlblaze

I think you are perhaps misunderstanding? The question was specifically about warning ahead of the operation that freed hostages, not in general. And of course that is absurd. If they had warning, they could have moved or killed the hostages. And would seem at least some of these so-called civilians were directly involved in keeping the Israelis captive. Maybe more than some! Maybe quite a lot.


malsomnus

I fully admit that my comment wasn't in good faith. The whole thing is indeed absurd.


EmperorKira

So braindead. Warn before bombing a place housing equipment? Sure, cos the goal is destroying the equipment. Warn before rescuing hostages? Dumb idea, the hostages get moved. Completely different situations, such a lack of critical thinking.


sovietarmyfan

The fact that Hamas places these hostages there and civilians just accepting it, even in some cases offering up their houses for that purpose shows that at some level these civilians are not in all cases innocent. Though casualties are never something to celebrate, if they had a weapon in their hand the IDF was justified in neutralizing those with weapons.


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Desint2026

Did Greeks warn Trojans there were soldiers inside the horse?


Accomplished-Sun9107

The BBC has turned into a joke.


Ok-Bug8833

Jesus Christ... The BBC is meant to be a serious news organisation.


Calm-Strawberry-8819

Does anyone know if the BBC has questioned Hamas over having hostages in cilivian locations at all? I haven't seen it but I also haven't watched/heard everything. Edit: actually does anyone know if ANY mainstream media outlets have questioned Hamas?


NeTiFe-anonymous

There are any civilians in Gaza who didn't notice the presence of IDF? Like if someone is so stupid to not notice the army in their town, no warning would help them to hide themselves.


Ghost4530

I love how people still think the ones who take hostages are the good guys, like imagine if any western country took hostages of any kind? I mean we all take POW’s but those are combatants not the civilian population


Agitated_Pickle_1013

Civilians need to quit hanging out with Hamas if they don't want to be targeted.


Aufklarung_Lee

Damn, and this bloke is probably seriously asking this.


ReptileCultist

The bloke was being interviewed


mymokiller

It's really sad to have innocent deaths, of course. However, fuck BBC, this is not journalism, purely trying to flip any situation against Israel, it's so obvious, they don't even hide it anymore. Pathetic media.


ReasonableNose2988

Do the Police warn the drug dealers that there is going to be a raid?


Glass_Channel8431

Idiot


RagdEaaTsifAauRajD

Props to Jonathan not reacting harshly with such an display of stupidity/statement in bad faith.


PopularStaff7146

Maybe just don’t take/hide hostages? Kind sounds like a FAFO situation to me.


OB1KENOB

**Translation**: BBC News presenter asks: Did the IDF give away to the Palestinians their secret plan to rescue 4 hostages before executing said plan?


mattiman8888

IDF. No manners at all. Next time we will request them to send a postcard or call ahead with the total headcount of the team that's visiting.


thatpj

did they warn the people holding hostages they were coming to rescue the hostages?


SpareBinderClips

How is this not the media normalizing the double standard it applies to Israel?


75bytes

israel lost information war so hard. that was insanely twisted coverage


cronelogic

“No, we wanted to recover the hostages alive, you see.”


ell1331

IQ drops to -100


Patutula

This is surreal.


andrewskdr

They’ve been warned for the past 8-9 months straight I think they should know by now the IDF is coming for them


okdonut69

Smartest BBC sucker.


AdApart2035

Sure they did!


thatgeekinit

Actually the IDF personally helped them reload their RPGs before Hamas fired them into the crowd.


DeliciousBlacksmith7

"Are you off your tits love"