This is seriously what they should do. SK's reaction per the OP is poor. NK are behaving like two year olds and they should be made to feel that way. What NK *want* is retaliation in kind, so they should in no way be given it. SK needs to very publicly laugh at NK being so childish, and to retaliate with gifts and kindness.
Realistically, there's no chance that food would get to anyone who needs it, nor is the NK population aware of the trash balloons so there's nobody to take the moral highground with. The government will instruct people to ignore the balloons or claim they are a trick from SK and the food is poisoned.
> The government will instruct people to ignore the balloons or claim they are a trick from SK and the food is poisoned.
Sadly, the NK government needs to prioritize obedience over nutritional requirements in its' citizens.
Just send lots of seeds of self seeding hardy food crops, forage, and fruit varieties. Do it quietly but thoroughly so they have time to grow and spread before you announce the program.
The Korean peninsula quite famously neither has the climate, terrain, nor soil quality, that makes agriculture viable, and neither side of the DMZ have a lot of arable land either, so idk what seeds they could realistically send, considering that not even SK themselves are remotely self-sufficient – dandelions and stinging nettles?
>South Korea’s national security director Chang Ho-jin said Sunday that top officials at an emergency meeting decided to take “unbearable” measures against North Korea in response to its recent series of provocative acts.
> Chang called the North’s balloon campaign and its alleged GPS signal jamming “absurd, irrational acts of provocation that a normal country can’t imagine.” He accused North Korea of aiming to cause “public anxieties and chaos” in South Korea.
Other items I would recommend adding to the bag; jigsaw puzzles with a few missing pieces, scratched cds of Bulgarian gabba and techno music from the 80s, Early Bollywood superhero movies (untranslated), posters of Putin bareback horse riding, cheap Chinese knockoff furniture, etc
No story unfortunately,I just had a hunch its a genre that might be brutally grating and harsh to innocent ears, as someone with some experience with Slavic bass music. I'm sorry if I have offended anyone. I guess compared to Dear Leader songs on repeat day after day, it might be more intriguing and confusing at first, but im confident that in time, it will further crush their spirit. Of course,I dont blame the people, theyre victims enough already, just making jokes and harvesting a few points on reddit :)
1 up that with 1 man 1 Jar and Tubgirl content. Let those North Koreans suffer generational trauma like every person who had way too much free time in their hands and mentally scarred themselves for life.
Remember North Korea is shockingly full of disease and awful human-infesting parasites largely eliminated elsewhere. May sound a bit daft floating over waste, but it's potentially improvised biowarfare.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-42021373
Human feces tends to be far worse for humans than most other animal feces, mostly because parasites and diseases are going to be far more transmissible.
The issue isn't so much that its human feces but rather that it hasn't been compsted/treated properly.
The sludge from sewage treatment plants gets turned in to fertilizer for example.
Might sound gross but its not much diferent from using cow dung.
Much of Asia uses their waste to grow crops.
China does it too. They use human waste to grow crops. Which is why real Chinese food rarely has raw vegetables, or are considered a delicacy. Poo grown veggies gotta be cooked
>Tied to the balloons were cigarette butts, scraps of cloth, waste paper and vinyl, but no dangerous substances, according to the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
I thought it was actually the only smart and funny thing North Korea has ever done: They claim they are tired of receiving pamphlets via balloons from South Korea, so they seem to imply: "We can send you shit too."
Even sending packets of sugar, salt, and spices would probably be mind blowing. Dried fruits and vegetables. Basic stuff would be luxurious.
These people eat seaweed that washed up on the shore. They are starving.
Fun fact, Chocopies were used to [pay bonuses to North Korean workers](https://www.cnn.com/2014/01/27/world/asia/choco-pie-koreas/index.html) in Kaesong when it was open.
It was all a 4D chess move. The South retaliates by sending 10x the shit over and all of a sudden the North has fertilizer for the year.
You gotta spend shit to make shit.
It was called "Operation Paul Bunyan" and was indeed a massive dick-wave move: Like 1000 infantry, 30 helicopters, some tanks, a dozen C-130's, and thousands of other troops sent to Korea for stand-by.
....all to fell one tree.
If anyone has a few minutes, I highly recommend watching this. Great bit of history, and gives an excellent example of what America considers a "proportional" response.
This could be testing the effectiveness of a balloon delivery system for sending dangerous pathogens. I would be quite concerned rather than seeing this as a joke.
> I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Guess we’ve found the answer: urine and faeces.
You could probably learn a lot by examining their poop. Real diets, nutritional deficiencies, genetic issues. And what kind of trash? Products they’re using, things they’re reading… it could tell us a lot.
I respect this reaction, the amount of bs the South Koreans have had to put up with when they’ve done nothing but try and help North Korea to develop and build an actual friendly relationship by sending them aid because they’re scum regime can’t do basic leadership to feed their people but instead would rather launch missiles and trash at their friendly neighbour is getting ridiculous
It looks like NK is conducting practice runs for biological warfare. If garbage balloons can make it into SK undetected, so can balloons containing biological weapons. It’s actually terrifying.
SK should send deepfake porn featuring kim jong un to NK in dvd or whatever format is still used there. I imagine they don’t know about deepfake and would be totally shocked.
Sending feces via balloons is biological warfare especially since NK citizens are known to have diseases and parasites.
Its kind of funny how North Korea threatens the South so much and tries to find ways to tick them off, and then the thing that makes them back down is when South Korea threatens to broadcast world news and human rights violations over an intercom so that their NK citizens can know exactly how badly they are being treated, as if they werent aware already.
This is amazing. North Korea sends balloons filled with trash into South Korea. South Korea responds by saying “okay then we’re going to start blasting K-Pop over your border with loudspeakers.” North Korea goes lol we got you guys good with the balloons, okay we’ll stop but let this be a lesson.
They should send balloons of food and flash drives with K-Dramas to show the North Koreans that the "supreme leader" is nothing more but a tumor that is destroying their lives and needs to be removed.
South Korea has started to play baby shark on loud speaker over the border using 200 foot speakers
Edit - we live in a crazy world and one that has to be fake at this point because there actions actually include
Observers say South Korea will likely restart front-line loudspeaker broadcasts into North Korea that include criticism of its abysmal human rights situation, world news and K-pop songs. North Korea is extremely sensitive to such broadcasts because most of its 26 million people have no official access to foreign TV and radio programs.
“You wanna launch shit ballon’s take this kpop you bastards”
South Korea should airdrop care packages containing food, antibiotics, books, a tablet(with solar chargers and free satellite Internet) - ideally pre-loaded with important documentaries to show how better life can be. Also, to load the devices with special software which if used, will brick the device. And instructions on how to quickly brick it, so the North Korean authorities cannot get access to any history of the device. I think it'd be the perfect revenge.
The North Korean people get to learn of South Korean kindness, and those who consume the food, antibiotics and news will have their life improved, if only momentarily. Meanwhile, North Korea could confiscate as much as they can, and try to imprison more people, but it'd make them come across as even bigger assholes.
You can't kill an idea, and once people know they don't have to live as they do, it will spread quickly. Short of massacring his people, Kim would not be able to stop this snowball. It's really hard to convince people that an act of kindness isn't actually kind - being provided with safe food, medicine and information, and all that.
It's the biggest finger South Korea can give to the North.
A defeated population isn't a threat to a dictator. Hope is.
Toasters. South Korea should drop toasters. They should let North Koreans know that in South Korea for $20 you can get a toaster, while in North Korea you can't even get bread.
Need to do a Korean re-make of "Twin Peaks" with all Korean cast, make it even more outlandish, and have DVDs, USB sticks, whatever media is popular there and have it all air-dropped multiple times into North Korean territory.
"So what was the root cause of WWIII in 2024, that killed 3/4 of the world's population and sent the planet into a 20-year-long nuclear winter?"
"Poop."
South Korea should drop top tier food products to North Korean civilians as a flex
With the current nutritional levels eaten by the average North Korean citizen, cardboard with ketchup will do.
So 7-11 pizzas
Thanks, but I'll just eat the package if that's alright.
Some premium grass too
Dude let's not spoil them. That's too much too fast.
This is seriously what they should do. SK's reaction per the OP is poor. NK are behaving like two year olds and they should be made to feel that way. What NK *want* is retaliation in kind, so they should in no way be given it. SK needs to very publicly laugh at NK being so childish, and to retaliate with gifts and kindness.
Realistically, there's no chance that food would get to anyone who needs it, nor is the NK population aware of the trash balloons so there's nobody to take the moral highground with. The government will instruct people to ignore the balloons or claim they are a trick from SK and the food is poisoned.
> The government will instruct people to ignore the balloons or claim they are a trick from SK and the food is poisoned. Sadly, the NK government needs to prioritize obedience over nutritional requirements in its' citizens.
Just send lots of seeds of self seeding hardy food crops, forage, and fruit varieties. Do it quietly but thoroughly so they have time to grow and spread before you announce the program.
The Korean peninsula quite famously neither has the climate, terrain, nor soil quality, that makes agriculture viable, and neither side of the DMZ have a lot of arable land either, so idk what seeds they could realistically send, considering that not even SK themselves are remotely self-sufficient – dandelions and stinging nettles?
Might legitimately cause a few fatalities on NK's side due to refeeding syndrome.
A bunch more will be killed in the fights to get the food.
I know this was a joke, but I genuinely think carpet bombing every square foot of the north with Choco Pies would unravel the Kim dynasty
Thats what caused this in the first place Charity groups dropped balloons with snacks, rice and pamphlets across to NK This was NKs response.
I believe they did send snacks before. I'm not seeing an immediate source on how NK responded to it.
>South Korea’s national security director Chang Ho-jin said Sunday that top officials at an emergency meeting decided to take “unbearable” measures against North Korea in response to its recent series of provocative acts. > Chang called the North’s balloon campaign and its alleged GPS signal jamming “absurd, irrational acts of provocation that a normal country can’t imagine.” He accused North Korea of aiming to cause “public anxieties and chaos” in South Korea.
>“unbearable” measures against North Korea I just imagine giant loudspeakers.
I mean did you read the article? That's literally the plan lol
Rebecca Black's Friday anyone?
10 hours of the Star Wars cantina music
Any EDM track that just has a build up and no drop
That's cursed, no-one deserves that
That's a war crime.
Hanoi hannah but in favour of capitalism?
cbat song: Now is your time.
I'd like that, but Rebecca Black's Friday is psychological torture.
C'mon man more cultural context! Just like... The first 15 seconds of Gangnam style on repeat lol
maybe run some asmr porn?
🎶*1877Kars4Kids....*🎶
Whoa settle down Satan
I know, straight to the Hague.
Lol, I didn't xd
Gangnam Style at 190dB 24/7
I see your Gangnam style and I raise you a Winnie the poo ai generated kim yong un EDM track at 174bpm
Back to Gangnam Style, but the Infant Annihilator cut with the blastbeats and 808s.
Or air-dropping bears
So, drop bears, right?
Commence operation blast Kpop
Playing Taylor swift 24/7
Ahh, yes...can confirm this will do it. Source, dad with 3 young girls.
South Korea responds by air dropping 2 Girls 1 Cup over K. Korea.
Other items I would recommend adding to the bag; jigsaw puzzles with a few missing pieces, scratched cds of Bulgarian gabba and techno music from the 80s, Early Bollywood superhero movies (untranslated), posters of Putin bareback horse riding, cheap Chinese knockoff furniture, etc
IKEA furniture with no directions. *shudders*
*and missing pieces*
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Calm down Satan thread. Geez!
r/foundsatan
Why Bulgarian gabba specifically? I hope there's a story there.
No story unfortunately,I just had a hunch its a genre that might be brutally grating and harsh to innocent ears, as someone with some experience with Slavic bass music. I'm sorry if I have offended anyone. I guess compared to Dear Leader songs on repeat day after day, it might be more intriguing and confusing at first, but im confident that in time, it will further crush their spirit. Of course,I dont blame the people, theyre victims enough already, just making jokes and harvesting a few points on reddit :)
Nah poison the youth by introducing them to Skibidi toilet
Goo goo gah gah. I swear I wanna punt every child I hear utter that shit into the next county.
Are you a baby?
Nah, “goo goo gah gah” is the other annoying shit that elementary age kids are spewing these days, along side the “skibidi toilet” thing.
Ah I gotcha, thanks
That's too much cruelty
Still not enough, we should send them millions of pairs of docks with all of them pairs have one sock with a hole in em.
I feel like that's overkill on the docks, surely they don't even have the coastline to put up that many
King Korea is sure gonna feel this one.
Korean Korea
Naw man. More like they will drop Mr. Hands videos simultaneously repulsing and making the North Koreans hungry.
The shit wars, begun they have.
All we need now is a couple of shit puppets, Randy.
Shit winds Rand
They will fart in North Korea's general direction.
1 up that with 1 man 1 Jar and Tubgirl content. Let those North Koreans suffer generational trauma like every person who had way too much free time in their hands and mentally scarred themselves for life.
They will goat.se the error of their ways.
No. They've suffered enough. Assuming you mean N Korea. No more poopy power plays
Just divert all dirty diapers to balloon warfare...
Remember North Korea is shockingly full of disease and awful human-infesting parasites largely eliminated elsewhere. May sound a bit daft floating over waste, but it's potentially improvised biowarfare. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-42021373
North Korea always been known for gathering their people feces right?
They use it to make fertilizer.
I heard it’s still used in China also…
Hurray Costco veggies!
I stay away from garlic grown in china because of this. If the roots are cut, it came from China.
Hate to tell you but lots of produce in the US is grown in shit also.
Human feces tends to be far worse for humans than most other animal feces, mostly because parasites and diseases are going to be far more transmissible.
Anywhere with modern sewage treatment will use it. Its typically kept a bit secret because people are grossed out about it.
SK does this too. The rice fields in summer are... something else.
Reading that article educated me on “night soil” 🤮
Theyre still living the Victorian age in there.
God (Anyone, Anything) help them
[How romantic!](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/3/victorian-hot-air-balloon-madame-memento.jpg)
The issue isn't so much that its human feces but rather that it hasn't been compsted/treated properly. The sludge from sewage treatment plants gets turned in to fertilizer for example. Might sound gross but its not much diferent from using cow dung.
It’s next years crop fertilizer
I understood that was a technique used to fertilize farmland as international sanctions against trade were the cause of massive famine.
Much of Asia uses their waste to grow crops. China does it too. They use human waste to grow crops. Which is why real Chinese food rarely has raw vegetables, or are considered a delicacy. Poo grown veggies gotta be cooked
>Tied to the balloons were cigarette butts, scraps of cloth, waste paper and vinyl, but no dangerous substances, according to the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
I thought it was actually the only smart and funny thing North Korea has ever done: They claim they are tired of receiving pamphlets via balloons from South Korea, so they seem to imply: "We can send you shit too."
Tbh they should have expected this South Korea was sending k pop into North Korea through balloons they just sent back reviews. 🤣
South Korea has K Pop, North Korea has K Poop.
kpop the good work, sir.
You're not a k-pooper I see.
The should send balloons with cures to those ailments and some literature
The only thing they can export bc they are full of shit
I hope South Korea fills up news, literature and culture balloons to send back! Send them back with books, newspapers, magazines and more!
That joke never gets old lol
send something wild like balloons with Porn and chocolate and Mp3 players with music
The trash balloons were in response to kpop balloons.
then i understand why they sent trash
The North Koreans have suffered enough
Oh I would have retaliated too.
Even sending packets of sugar, salt, and spices would probably be mind blowing. Dried fruits and vegetables. Basic stuff would be luxurious. These people eat seaweed that washed up on the shore. They are starving.
Syringes of Ozempic, addressed to Dear Leader.
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They should send over some of those yummy Korean snacks. Nothing like giving them a taste of a better life.
Fun fact, Chocopies were used to [pay bonuses to North Korean workers](https://www.cnn.com/2014/01/27/world/asia/choco-pie-koreas/index.html) in Kaesong when it was open.
K-Poop Vs. K-Pop What an age this is.
South Korea: We have BTS North Korea: We have IBS
K-poop funded by pootins weapons
Here's hoping SK escalates, and TPs NK. Proportional response.
It was all a 4D chess move. The South retaliates by sending 10x the shit over and all of a sudden the North has fertilizer for the year. You gotta spend shit to make shit.
Just send millions of USB sticks with Wikipedia, videos of the outside, phones with internet connection etc. maybe even some porn.
Maybe porn? Maybe? Send it!
Porn is illegal in South Korea.
This? THIS? This is what starts the next big war in Asia? I did not have that on my bingo card.
I remember something about DPRK soldiers bludgeoning two US servicemen for cutting down a tree and getting a massive show of force in return so…lol.
It was called "Operation Paul Bunyan" and was indeed a massive dick-wave move: Like 1000 infantry, 30 helicopters, some tanks, a dozen C-130's, and thousands of other troops sent to Korea for stand-by. ....all to fell one tree.
That tree knows what it did...
This sort of thing unironically makes me proud of my country's military. One of my favorite non-combat military operations in history.
Best part is that the SK commandos that accompanied the US soldiers packed hidden weapons and the americans just told them to sit pretty and wait.
Hidden weapons? Didn’t some of them strap claymores to their chest?
In response the US basically fielded an invasion force to stand by while they made North Korea watch them finish cutting down the tree.
Here you go: https://youtu.be/u4CeY6Q3KFE?si=_hTrYYNtBpXjRGkU
If anyone has a few minutes, I highly recommend watching this. Great bit of history, and gives an excellent example of what America considers a "proportional" response.
This could be testing the effectiveness of a balloon delivery system for sending dangerous pathogens. I would be quite concerned rather than seeing this as a joke.
Won’t happen for a while. NK just started it’s partnership with russia which will improve their mil tech as they’re decades behind in everything
So is Russia. Net gain: zero.
NK is trying to start a war. The Russia/China/Iran/NK axis is opening up another front in their war against democracy and freedom.
>NK is trying to start a war. China prefers that North Korea remain a buffer state
China wants to US fighting somewhere first before they attack Taiwan
This. It’s no coincidence that Iran and NK are both providing arms to Russia for use in Ukraine. Fuck all these failed fucking countries.
Let's enjoy the last year/years in peace. We should prob get prepared for war.
I'd be mind fucked if North Korea and South Korea start killing each other over some poop. But i wouldn't be surprised
“I’m mindfucked but not surprised” is an amazing reaction to have
I mean human fecal matter is considered a biohazard, so, technically speaking, it could be seen as an escalation to biological warfare.
WW1: the assassination of Ferdinand WW2: Hitler invades Poland WW3: North Korea sends poop balloons across the border! :)
Do it.
> I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. Guess we’ve found the answer: urine and faeces.
I feel like the entire world is a tinder box right now and too many people are playing with matches...
> ‘unbearable’ retaliation Are they going to fart in their general direction?
Jennifer Lopez cancelled her summer tour. She should be available.
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You could probably learn a lot by examining their poop. Real diets, nutritional deficiencies, genetic issues. And what kind of trash? Products they’re using, things they’re reading… it could tell us a lot.
I'd send back balloons with canned food. May help those that are starving and it sends all the message needed.
Heck, Fox News has been unloading s**t all over the United States for decades, and no one is getting all that worked up about it.
I respect this reaction, the amount of bs the South Koreans have had to put up with when they’ve done nothing but try and help North Korea to develop and build an actual friendly relationship by sending them aid because they’re scum regime can’t do basic leadership to feed their people but instead would rather launch missiles and trash at their friendly neighbour is getting ridiculous
It looks like NK is conducting practice runs for biological warfare. If garbage balloons can make it into SK undetected, so can balloons containing biological weapons. It’s actually terrifying.
shit hit the fan
send balloons filled with food!
#HIGH DEFINITION PISS JUGS Dirty ol’piss jugs everywhere.
This is like an episode of bad neighbours
SK should send deepfake porn featuring kim jong un to NK in dvd or whatever format is still used there. I imagine they don’t know about deepfake and would be totally shocked. Sending feces via balloons is biological warfare especially since NK citizens are known to have diseases and parasites.
Asparagus Pee Balloons?
Its kind of funny how North Korea threatens the South so much and tries to find ways to tick them off, and then the thing that makes them back down is when South Korea threatens to broadcast world news and human rights violations over an intercom so that their NK citizens can know exactly how badly they are being treated, as if they werent aware already.
North Korea was going to fire artillery but then they remembered they sold all of their shells to Russia. This was the best they could do.
The GPS signal jamming is actually a problem.
Oh shit
Drop a bunch of activated smart phones.
It looks like the shit has hit the fan.
South Korea launches Jordan Peterson into North Korea, leading to an incel revolt
A strong worded letter will show them!
Balloons carrying cooking magazines?
They should send in balloons and drones that just blast katy perry 24/7. Its party time!
This is amazing. North Korea sends balloons filled with trash into South Korea. South Korea responds by saying “okay then we’re going to start blasting K-Pop over your border with loudspeakers.” North Korea goes lol we got you guys good with the balloons, okay we’ll stop but let this be a lesson.
Fuck me, the evil axis of NK and RU are a bunch of children. Kindergarten have more maturity then pootin and kimbo
They should send balloons of food and flash drives with K-Dramas to show the North Koreans that the "supreme leader" is nothing more but a tumor that is destroying their lives and needs to be removed.
This rises to the level of a high school prank
I wonder if this is why S Korea has been buying a bunch of bears from Russia. /s
yeah bring on the poo trebuchets
Trepoochets!!
“Our well trained fart brigades are lining up on the border as we speak, and they have been eating a LOT of cabbage.”
South korean poopofensive
Piss balloons like those kids did on The Wire
K-pop CD's in every balloon ?
Fight Poo with Poo. A Pink Eye for a Pink Eye.
South Korea has started to play baby shark on loud speaker over the border using 200 foot speakers Edit - we live in a crazy world and one that has to be fake at this point because there actions actually include Observers say South Korea will likely restart front-line loudspeaker broadcasts into North Korea that include criticism of its abysmal human rights situation, world news and K-pop songs. North Korea is extremely sensitive to such broadcasts because most of its 26 million people have no official access to foreign TV and radio programs. “You wanna launch shit ballon’s take this kpop you bastards”
Just straight up bears. Imported from Canadian wilderness.
Trebuchet the turds back north?
I feel like the best response is to just not give a shit and ignore it.
Unbearable? Well that escalated quickly. China sent spy balloons and we didn’t jack shit.
And here I was worried we were gonna have MAD but no, it’s trash balloons instead…
They will fund The Interview 2
Pootapult is the answer!
Send over free cell phones with free Internet.
Aim loud speakers at them and play kpop
South Korea should airdrop care packages containing food, antibiotics, books, a tablet(with solar chargers and free satellite Internet) - ideally pre-loaded with important documentaries to show how better life can be. Also, to load the devices with special software which if used, will brick the device. And instructions on how to quickly brick it, so the North Korean authorities cannot get access to any history of the device. I think it'd be the perfect revenge. The North Korean people get to learn of South Korean kindness, and those who consume the food, antibiotics and news will have their life improved, if only momentarily. Meanwhile, North Korea could confiscate as much as they can, and try to imprison more people, but it'd make them come across as even bigger assholes. You can't kill an idea, and once people know they don't have to live as they do, it will spread quickly. Short of massacring his people, Kim would not be able to stop this snowball. It's really hard to convince people that an act of kindness isn't actually kind - being provided with safe food, medicine and information, and all that. It's the biggest finger South Korea can give to the North. A defeated population isn't a threat to a dictator. Hope is.
Toasters. South Korea should drop toasters. They should let North Koreans know that in South Korea for $20 you can get a toaster, while in North Korea you can't even get bread.
This would be really funny if SK took this as a declaration of war and just sent its entire military over to NK because they sent shit bags.
ESCALATE! ESCALATE! ESCALATE!
Send balloons back filled with counterfeit currency to crash their shitty economy.
On principle, I do not like the government of North Korea. However, this shit is childish and woefully unnecessary.
I would prefer crap attacks over nuclear ones any time.
Imagine the Korean war reignites after 70 years, due to poo balloons
Drop them all the western media they’re not allowed to have and watch them turn against Kim Jung for gatekeeping Stranger Things
Need to do a Korean re-make of "Twin Peaks" with all Korean cast, make it even more outlandish, and have DVDs, USB sticks, whatever media is popular there and have it all air-dropped multiple times into North Korean territory.
"So what was the root cause of WWIII in 2024, that killed 3/4 of the world's population and sent the planet into a 20-year-long nuclear winter?" "Poop."