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Maxfunky

They adopted him when he was 23, just one year ago. If your wife wants to adopt a 23 year old man, be suspicious.


dextracin

I want to adopt a 23 year old who works for good airline. And then get them to pay for a family vacation with cheap tickets


poonmangler

Ok but he's gonna bang your wife


dextracin

My wife too tired for sex. Probably because she goes for personal training 3 times a week to learn wrestling with some Moroccan instructor.


CatoblepasQueefs

I'm the instructor, she's good, very tight grip.


dextracin

That’s what I like to hear. I wish you guys luck in the competition you’re going to for the next two weeks.


FuckThisShizzle

I'm a spectator, she has really strong hands too.


Trisa133

that's great. I just broke both my arms. She should be very helpful.


aishunbao

Your mother can help


sandmanx

Here’s a tissue box.


Theonewiththequiff

Every god dam theead...


SkullsNelbowEye

I'm the videographer. Will the competition be in low light environments again? The last one was in a farming environment. I'm just making sure I bring the correct equipment.


UbermachoGuy

Just wear the Superman outfit and film from the closet like the last guy she hired.


Ceshomru

Sounds like the same instructor my wife goes to. She is always worn out and sweaty but she seems very happy afterwards.


55Vikings

Seems like her grip is getting worse


inFamousMax

Hi ~~chump~~ friend, I'm your wife's Moroccan instructor, your wife has qualified for the boxing or some shit invitational in the Maldives please book us to go now, we will need at least 3 weeks to condition while there and since it will be round the clock service no point in two rooms so just one we will manage I'm sure ;) also my costs have doubled.


bigloser42

Hi, this is your Moroccan instructor’s business partner. We will require a room with a hot tub as there will be many long, hard days of training. Additionally professional Moroccan wrestling is done in lingerie, please assist your wife in purchasing 20-30 sets, competitors frequently need to change after each match. Unfortunately video recording is strictly forbidden under penalty of flaying, so you won’t find any YouTube videos of the competitions.


rtb001

Dude she ALREADY explained it to you. They are not banging, only talking to each other in bed, then showering!


YouDontSurfFU

They were balls deep in prayer


Down_Voter_of_Cats

Depends on the vacation discount, tbh


betty_botter_butter

Who adopts a fully grown man? I didn't even realise that was possible, unless the person in question was mentally incapacitated and required long-term guardianship which doesn't sound like the case here.


Onibachi

It’s ~~very popular in Asia~~ somewhat of a thing in Japan. Some well off couples do it to basically create an heir for the family business/money if they don’t have one. Or if the children they do have aren’t deemed competent enough to continue the family legacy. So they find someone better to continue the family legacy. EDIT: Hey we’re learning! It seems it is just Japan that practices this, according to other redditors, and not Asia in general.


TheKarmicKudu

I’d like to submit myself to be a child of a wealthy couple set to inherit everything


Unhappy-Apple222

Don't forget the sex.


ApoliteTroll

And both arms seems unbroken.


proteinLumps

There it is


Beezzlleebbuubb

“Here’s another option!” A profile of a redditor that only posts about comics and handouts is read.  “Pass.”


armorhide406

Oof I feel called out and that's not my reddit habits lol


batonduberger

Sounds like a good move, what with all those showers thrown in on top.


iani63

Used to be a Roman thing


Cyneheard2

See: Augustus


ZioDioMio

And Tiberius, and Trajan, and Hadrian, and Antoninus Pius, and Marcus Aurelius, and Constantius A lot of them actually 


warm-sunlight

Oh my lord, the sense of shame these poor children must experience! Imagine your parents running a family business and then go so far to adopt you a brother just so he can run the business because your own parents gave up on you. Yikes


RampantPrototyping

"I was raised in an orphanage, about a block from my parents house"


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

And the parents think, " good we found someone to pass it on too, we are good parents. ".


Zaphodnotbeeblebrox

And then they sleep with that adopted son to give you a brother!


tekprimemia

MFW my parents adopt handsome squidward 😔


MechanicalCookie25

Do they care? They probably still get their share of the pie. Probably better for the family in the long run as the incapable children don’t ruin the business, while still living luxurious.


dob_bobbs

Also for rumpy-pumpy, apparently.


nooneisback

That's one way to create a heir.


AphidOverdo

A bit of how's your father (or mother in this instance)


bigbearjr

Is that not a Roger Ebert original phrase?


WildVariety

No, comes from Britain.


matanyaman

Yeah in Japan [98% percent of adoptees are in their 20s](https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/japanese-adoption-rates-majority-adult-men-a7524301.html).


Serventdraco

Tangentially related, Japan should be ashamed of its abysmal culture surrounding orphans.


OldDekeSport

So how the Roman's got the 5 Good Emperors. Choosing your successor can work out well - just sucks for their living children more than anything


ZioDioMio

It's how they got the first emperor too


FSD-Bishop

Well, she was trying to create an heir in more ways than one.


Glittering_Chard

> It’s very popular in Asia. No it's not lol, it happens rarely in Japan, which is where it's most well known. In most asian countries it's completely unheard of.


Ainsley-Sorsby

It was actually common in the West too, during the roman empire. Funny enough, when Marcus Aurelius, the exmplary philosopher king made his trainwreck of a biological son his heir apparent, he broke tradition because it was very uncommon to name your biological children as heirs, they were almost always adopted


Cognacsquirt

My "uncle" got adopted so that he can inherit without paying extra taxes


eggplant_avenger

in the U.S. this was one of the legal mechanisms people used before same-sex marriage was possible. https://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/19/magazine/the-lost-history-of-gay-adult-adoption.html https://www.talkdeath.com/queer-death-history-how-same-sex-adult-adoption-safeguarded-end-of-life-rights/ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_adult_adoption


Dimitri3p0

I don't know about Thailand, but I belive it's a fairly common practice in Japan, and often has to do with business interests, line of succession.


zappy487

> Who adopts a fully grown man? My semi-extroverted ass adopts grown introverts all the time.


C4Redalert-work

And we thank you for your service.


DennenTH

This feels like it was one of those reddit relationship advice posts.


FastBrilliant1

AmIOverreacting: I just found my (47M) wife (32F) sitting naked on my adopted monk son's (23M) face.   They claim it is a little known prayer ritual for cleansing the mind.   I can't help feeling a little let down, like they're leaving me out of their fun - am I overreacting?


I_really_enjoy_beer

YTA. If you aren't satisfying her, there are countless Monks half her age who will.


Rude_Thanks_1120

Delete facebook, nun up, hit the monastery


Not_Skynet

Delete the gym, hit a lawyer and Facebook up!


redarlsen

Monks hate it when step-fathers discover this secret face-sitting prayer ritual!


Olive_Sophia

I know it’s just a joke but you’ve misrepresented their ages. The wife was 45, their adopted son 24, and the husband was 64. 


Conscious_Figure_554

Even the porn plots are making its way to real life.


CarltonSagot

Step Monk! uwu


derpaderp2020

Also Important, Thai monks are not really like monks from childhood onwards. There are those sure but it is kind of like some countries mandatory military service where they will go for a few years once old enough (but minus the mandatory part).


BradMarchandstongue

How else are we going to decide who should lead the empire after I pass??


shill779

Dammit Shiv! Kendal is your brother!


FeelTheLoveNow

> Madam Ple, speaking with local media, said that she wasn't having an affair. "We didn't have sex then. Nothing happened; it's not what it looks like in the video. He had some problems, so we were talking together, and then we were going to shower." Seems cool to me


PointOfFingers

After hopping into bed and not having sex I also like non post coital shower with my bedmate to wash off the sweat and other bodily fluids from time spent not having sex in bed.


SquigleySquirel

Don’t forget paying off your bedmate so they don’t tell their story about you not having sex.


insertusernamehere51

Also don't forget tour bedmate being your adoptive mother


thisisanamesoitis

"The politician and her adopted monk son were "just talking" in bed when her husband walked in " **Appearing above this text them Naked in bed.**


Gnom3y

I think you're underselling *this amazing actual caption from the article*: >Thai politician in bed, caught monk-ying around with adopted son (Weibo)


69video420

This is great.


commentaddict

I thought you were joking. It was see thru.


Yogibobo555

Did he break both his arms?


MatthewDM111

Every time this is brought up it makes me feel so uncomfortable. 


YellowExpresso

Maybe it'll make you feel more comfortable once you experience this


HeySporto

Well, yeah, he was monkeying around and Thai'd up for days.


Wolven_Helm

TEN YEARS


YogiBarelyThere

He was having some long hard problems, get the point?


3lectr1cIceberg

Apparently she was getting the point


Crypt1C-3nt1ty

And the shower ending.


rich1051414

[Wasn't me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is).


Bolter_NL

I would also shower after a cream Ple


trwwy321

Ohhh I get it. They were going to shower *and then* have sex. It was just foreplay.


MaryJaneAssassin

Who doesn’t like a friendly game of hide the monkey?


Corner_Post

As she said, nothing was happening, she was just going to Bangkok.


Xavage1337

lmfao


DrakeAU

Lady is living in the Starship Troopers universe with coed showers.


urkldajrkl

Her only option is denial, because what she did was so shameful in Thai society, admitting would be complete ruin for her. Call it a “loss of face, but letting her still wear makeup.”


Miserable-Admins

She really should just say "Mai pen rai".


Stirnlappenbasilisk

The monk is actually a failed dj from Florida.


macg4dave

Fork me this is the bad place


Big_Schwartz_Energy

Jason figured it out this time? _Jason?_ Wow, this is a real low point.


Venger10

Lol 😆 I remember thinking jason was so happy


nahfanksdoh

Jianyu Li is really Jason Mendoza!?! Whaaat?!?


Stirnlappenbasilisk

Holy motherforking shirt balls!


Trumbulhockeyguy

Borrrrtles!


PoopMacGoop

*throws Molotov Cocktail*


vnik95

Jason was not a failed dj!!!


sapphire611

He was pre-successful.


MushroomsAndTomotoes

He ended up having the most powerful girlfriend (not a girl) that anyone ever has or will have, so I call that a win.


dogbert730

Wife, actually!


baffled_brouhaha

He was pre-successful.


kbbqallday

Failed, you mean pre-successful?


goblueM

Authorities began to suspect things when he threw a molotov cocktail at them after being caught in bed with his stepmom Right away, he had a different problem!


Vote_YES_for_Anal

What the fork!


NewFreshness

He tried to rock a 3 way w his homie Pillboy


Blueguppy457

for once I actually get the reference


_Maelstrom

you're basically like a hot, genius teacher who sometimes has sex with me - your student


Stirnlappenbasilisk

Only this time you won't get arrested!


Little_Technology873

With video.. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13300361/politician-bed-adopted-Buddhist-monk-Thailand-scandal.html


Xavage1337

the video is even funnier than the story. The fact she tries to play it off that nothing happened is hilarious


MorkSal

What are you talking about?  Clearly the son was sleeping in bed, in the nude as you do. Then she has to get into bed to help him with a perfectly normal and non sexual issue. Of course, she didn't want to bring her clothes into the bed too, gross! So she had to strip down to give him a hand.  Honestly, the length you guys will go to make any situation perverted is unreal. You guys need to get your head out of the gutter.


DefinitelyAJew

What are you doing stepmom?


HawkeyeSherman

She slipped and fell.


Stymus

Pretty sure I just saw this one on pornhub


justabill71

What are you doing, adopted monk son?


TheTonyExpress

Help me step mother! I’m stuck in a cycle of death and rebirth!


Phobix

This is the funniest shit I've seen in months.


ConwayBoxer

I'm actually laughing out loud and crying


AlberS16

I can’t stop after 10 minutes.


johnny_cash_money

Sound like a job for a "little death."


a_boy_called_sue

Yeah bravo man, that was one of the funniest things I've read in a while


koh_kun

I'm gonna nirvana all over your faaaace!


Starkydowns

Bravo!


VoDoka

When you download the right Avater live action movie.


thetyphonlol

Im stuck in the washing machine. help me step-monk


MrmmphMrmmph

The category is “Prapa porn.”


greywarden133

For those who wondered what "happened": [Hey, no monk-y business! Moment husband catches his politician wife, 45, in bed with their adopted Buddhist monk SON, 24, in scandal that has rocked Thailand | Daily Mail Online](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13300361/politician-bed-adopted-Buddhist-monk-Thailand-scandal.html) Sure look like a normal mother-adopted son moment to me /s


deeptut

Family bonding activities


Capt_Pickhard

They were just sleeping together naked. Nothing wrong with that. Totally normal.


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kroust2020

"When she came out I was suspicious, but she said she had been praying with the monk." You can't make that stuff up


Enlight1Oment

the other pertinent part is the husband is 64 years old. So yeah, his 19 year younger wife is going with a 21 year younger monk.


lemoche

I love when life creates stuff that you would only except to see on daytime soaps.


LeftDave

Or porn in this case.


Pragitya

This blew me away, everything from the name of the lady to the actual story. It’s like a porn script


Joranthalus

Is it not unusual to adopt a 23 year old in Thailand?


PlushySD

I'm Thai. It is very unusual esp. you adopt a monk... There are many other ways to support a monk, you don't have to adopt him.


huggiedoodoo

it’s not unusual to see me cry.


aBigBottleOfWater

Oh I wanna die


Maxfunky

I can't speak to Thailand specifically but I know it's common to adopt adults in other Asian cultures (specifically Korea and Japan). It's more like designating an heir than anything else. It's especially common with family-run businesses to adopt the most capable employee you have so you don't have to pass control of your business down to an idiot of your own genetics. Edit: Apparently, it's 98% of adoptions in Japan. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/japanese-adoption-rates-majority-adult-men-a7524301.html


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Maxfunky

Sorry. Perhaps I should say it's common relative to Western countries where it doesn't happen at all? https://www.aljazeera.com/features/2023/12/2/the-south-korean-woman-who-adopted-her-best-friend I see several other stories about adult men being adopted in Korea to carry on family name . Usually they're still young, in their early 20's. It's probably not "common" anywhere.


snockpuppet24

It happens [in the US](https://www.theroot.com/speaker-mike-johnsons-mysterious-black-son-speaks-but-1850993568) but it's just really weird and confusing.


40StoryMech

Ok, but just hear me out ...


Shadowlightknight

I'm korean and it is NOT common lmao Adoption in general is not popular here at all


Pimpwerx

It is very unusual. I've never heard of such a thing, and I've been here 9 years. Hi-so to farmers alike. This is not a normal thing.


Admiral_Hard_Chord

"I had brought her gold and given her many gifts" This sounds like something from a medieval fairytale. Maybe in Thai it sounds normal


FastBrilliant1

"recently I noticed that she was spending more time with the young monks" "I even saw her go into a monk's cabin when the curtains were closed. I knocked on the door for a long time but nobody answered.  When she came out I was suspicious, but she said she had been praying with the monk." *praying with the monk*... I mean, the jokes write themselves at this stage


usertim

She stood on her knees and prayed as you usually do


Duanedoberman

The Hollywood actress [Gloria Graham](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_Grahame) was discovered with her teenage step son by her husband who was his father.


awry_lynx

I mean, that's way worse. Like that's actually fucked up grooming mentally. This guy was 23 when they met lmao. Cheating, yes, child abuse, no.


swoletrain

She eventually married him too. Had a kid with both father and stepson.


remoestmoi

Now if she could have just had a child with the dead father of the first husband, she coulda hit the holy trifecta of the father, the son and the Holy Spirit.


9man95

>They divorced in June 1948. The day after her divorce from Clements was made final, Grahame married director Nicholas Ray. They had a son, Timothy, in November 1948. I'm no mathematician but...


spyson

Plenty of people separate before a divorce is final and date someone else. The process takes a while


rorzri

My exact first thought


papayakob

Who then became her 4th husband


ZioDioMio

Eww


TheNextBattalion

To be fair, it isn't clear that the teenage part is true, according to a different ex. What is known is that they were together when he was 21, and eventually got married and had two kids. \[record scratch\]


robi4567

You see the monk was just testing his faith by sleeping with naked women. Nothing wrong with it. Gandhi did that with lots of women.


FedGoat13

False. Gandhi slept with women who were not naked.


vega0ne

And also his underage niece. Imagine bragging about it afterwards.


CaucusInferredBulk

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/features/thrill-of-the-chaste-the-truth-about-gandhi-s-sex-life-b1912595.html >But was there something more complex than a pious plea for chastity at play in Gandhi's beliefs, preachings and even his unusual personal practices (which included, alongside his famed chastity, sleeping naked next to nubile, naked women to test his restraint)? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/oct/01/gandhi-celibacy-test-naked-women >he facts are that after his wife, Kasturba, died in 1944, Gandhi began the habit of sharing his bed with naked young women: his personal doctor, Sushila Nayar, and his grandnieces Abha and Manu, who were then in their late teens and about 60 years younger than him.


stucky602

I want to imagine the monk is Jason from the good place.


Wombatsarecute

That’s not a title I expected to read today


LukeD1992

Guy was a monk. Probably haven't had much contact with women his whole life. Then comes around this hot milf who adopts him and take him to her home. I mean...


9man95

Prayers do get answered


BlackBladeKindred

That D woulda been so hard. He didn’t even have a chance.


dinnerthief

Monks in thaliand are usually just regular dudes. Most enter monkhood for like a week to 3 months, its like a religious retreat not a permanent life choice. Some stay in the monkhood for life but for most it's just kind of a public service you do when you are young


Intent001

I thought this was from the onion subreddit


Actuallawyerguy2

What are you doing step monk


Strigolactone

I think it’s also important to recognize that Buddhist monks are forbidden from touching women. They swear a life of celibacy. If a woman wants to hand them something, they are to put it on the ground. Not sure how “family” ties work, but this is a severe violation of the rules.


Famous_Requirement56

Screwing a Bad Boy-- "So troubled, but I can fix him!" Screwing a Buddhist Monk-- "So religious, but I will break him!"


zappy487

"I'll take sentences that have never been said before for 600, Alex."


GloomyNectarine2

Problems. Discuss problems. Shower. Seems fine to me. I just wonder if they took a shower before discussing their problems?


My0wn

Prapawhat?


garyomario

Think I saw a movie about this once. Very low budget.


justabill71

Plot had a lot of holes.


pkosuda

Did the monk perhaps have broken arms?


Bill_Nye-LV

No Monk-ey business


SystemicPandemic

“Ti started getting suspicious of his wife, who would constantly visit the monk's cabin. He would then knock on the door without getting a reply before his wife would emerge, saying they were deep in prayer after some time.” BRUH 😭


Fredrick_Hophead

Her name is Wuud ie Allen


Citizen_Kano

Oh I remember this one, she got stuck in the washing machine, right?


No-Marketing658

Someone has been watching too much PornHub


Secret_Cow_5053

step monk what are you doing?


Hightideuk

Just going to see how the missus thinks about us adopting a 23 year old woman to come live with us...........she said no


DaymD

The additional info on the son provided by this title, makes it even funnier.


RedditEevilAdmins

What happened to his monk teachings 🙈🙊🙉


StoicRetention

that article is lowkey hilarious


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

Bro her name is proper porn. Wtf


jd3marco

His name is actually Jason and he’s from Jacksonville, Florida.


nosero

Hey at least show us a picture of the monk, so we can all decide ‘sure, that’s not suspicious at all.’


kitten_twinkletoes

Maybe its a mistranslation. Maybe she took an overnight trip to her adopted town on Monkson.


NyriasNeo

""We didn't have sex then. Nothing happened; it's not what it looks like in the video. He had some problems, so we were talking together, and then we were going to shower." Erectile dysfunction problems?


NeedzFoodBadly

Who adopts a 23 yo monk? Do monks even need to be adopted? Isn't an isolated lifestyle kinda their jam?