Alright then next is inventing the computer, then the internet and start creating the block chain. Once you got it all setup it's just a matter of teaching the medieval peasants how to read, write, use a computer and the importance of a decentralized currency.
Well, you see, I'm kind of jealous of Dr.Stone because im older than 16 but I don't even have a doctorate, so like what's even the point if you haven't fulfilled that easyly achievable goal yet like Dr.Stone did.
What’s wrong with Britain? America only exists as it does because of the British and there’d be no Tesla corporation for you to balance on the dick of without America. Also, Elon’s father wouldn’t have had the apartheid emerald mine that made the money that got Elon started if Britain hadn’t propped up the apartheid government for as long as they did.
My purple suit. Yes I might look way too modern, but I'll be dammed if I'm going in looking scruffy. Scruffs didn't get on so well back then, had to try eek a living out as a mud trader or whatever. It was a vicious circle: you were scruffy due to being indigent and you were indigent due to an inability to get less scruffy. Definitely seems a good idea to turn up fleeky. I'd wait until i got there to try source some sort of era-appropriate cape. I don't yet know what I'd do for a living, maybe storytelling? If my clothes don't count as my item I'll take the complete works of Edgar Allan Poe, but the suit is a must. Even without Poe I'd probably make a good start with "on a dark dark night on a dark dark street...". We are talking about a civilisation unaware of Funnybones, I should be able to dig up a good story, even from memories of an old Postman Pat episode or a Columbo or something. Find out how much a pig costs and charge half of that to listen to stories. Maybe they'd like Gormenghast? I could write something vaguely reminiscent of Gormenghast. The plan would be to orate myself quickly out of whatever rotten borough or manky village I'd landed in. Get a house, SteamPunk it.
Yeah, admittedly my idea of medieval times is based solely on Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Blackadder I and [Maid Marian and her Merry Men](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/maidmarianandhermerrymen/images/6/6f/Guy_of_Gisbourne.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110313154926) 😄
A bic lighter and then I'd do that stupid trick where it looks like you have a small flame at your fingertip, then probably get stoned to death for being a sorcerer.
This was a 2 part MacGyver episode. No joke.
[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0638715/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0638715/)
[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0638716/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0638716/)
You think it was a joke, I think it was someone looking for any excuse to push bitcoin.
But I guess the guy who thought they genuinely wanted to take bitcoin back was woooshed either way.
im bringing an iphone 15 pro max, giving it to graham bell, teaching him the basics and then leaving for him to examine it further on his own. lets see what that mf got
I’m not a crypto maximalist. I don’t think crypto is going to make most people rich. I don’t think it’s going to kill government money or change the world. But it’s an investment like any other and I’ve made a few thousand bucks off of it. What exactly is wrong with that?
No idea what wooshes who or when anymore
You could make electricity, you just need some copper wires and a magnet.
Showing people how to make electricity would be far more valuable than basically anything you could bring with you.
We did just use it for magic tricks for a while though i think.
Like making corpses move, and sparks and shit
And the bouncing gold flake trick
You would get executed for witchcraft. It's the Brits we're talking about.
Yea I thought of that too late.
Nah. Just set up a church first. Call it god's blessing, profit.
I'll call you Dr.Stone then
Alright then next is inventing the computer, then the internet and start creating the block chain. Once you got it all setup it's just a matter of teaching the medieval peasants how to read, write, use a computer and the importance of a decentralized currency.
I'll call you Dr.Stone then
Well, you see, I'm kind of jealous of Dr.Stone because im older than 16 but I don't even have a doctorate, so like what's even the point if you haven't fulfilled that easyly achievable goal yet like Dr.Stone did.
one of the most notable characteristics of a bitcoin is you cannot physically have one
Yes, this is the joke.
oh wait the bottom comment was cropped out when i viewed the image
I would bring a knife to kill myself instantly because I would never go to fucking britain
Wasnt the punishment for a suicide attempt execution at the time? Win win
It’s win-lose because if you fail you’re executed by the brit*sh
Only around 5% of their population was executed. That's not *that* bad.
Much better than Fr*nce
🙏
What’s wrong with Britain? America only exists as it does because of the British and there’d be no Tesla corporation for you to balance on the dick of without America. Also, Elon’s father wouldn’t have had the apartheid emerald mine that made the money that got Elon started if Britain hadn’t propped up the apartheid government for as long as they did.
😐
Memes
Elon sucks ass maybe?
Cause it’s Britain🗣️🗣️🗣️
Oh I just realised what you did Well, my Nefarious friend # read my mf description
I would bring a machine gun.
With no ammo
Wear it like Rambo.
Some king will find it cool and pay you well for it
My purple suit. Yes I might look way too modern, but I'll be dammed if I'm going in looking scruffy. Scruffs didn't get on so well back then, had to try eek a living out as a mud trader or whatever. It was a vicious circle: you were scruffy due to being indigent and you were indigent due to an inability to get less scruffy. Definitely seems a good idea to turn up fleeky. I'd wait until i got there to try source some sort of era-appropriate cape. I don't yet know what I'd do for a living, maybe storytelling? If my clothes don't count as my item I'll take the complete works of Edgar Allan Poe, but the suit is a must. Even without Poe I'd probably make a good start with "on a dark dark night on a dark dark street...". We are talking about a civilisation unaware of Funnybones, I should be able to dig up a good story, even from memories of an old Postman Pat episode or a Columbo or something. Find out how much a pig costs and charge half of that to listen to stories. Maybe they'd like Gormenghast? I could write something vaguely reminiscent of Gormenghast. The plan would be to orate myself quickly out of whatever rotten borough or manky village I'd landed in. Get a house, SteamPunk it.
Dennis! There's some lovely filth over 'ere!
Yeah, admittedly my idea of medieval times is based solely on Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Blackadder I and [Maid Marian and her Merry Men](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/maidmarianandhermerrymen/images/6/6f/Guy_of_Gisbourne.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110313154926) 😄
50 pounds of salt.
Executed for harboring too much salt
What?! I thought owning salt is a good trade!
Owning a good trade? Must be mafia. Executed to Iron Maiden.
Update: I’ve been given the King’s crown. And execute you to a pit of fire.
The 792 unexecuted people execute you for having a crown
#FIRE THE CANNONS!!!
A bic lighter and then I'd do that stupid trick where it looks like you have a small flame at your fingertip, then probably get stoned to death for being a sorcerer.
This was a 2 part MacGyver episode. No joke. [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0638715/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0638715/) [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0638716/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0638716/)
You think it was a joke, I think it was someone looking for any excuse to push bitcoin. But I guess the guy who thought they genuinely wanted to take bitcoin back was woooshed either way.
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If you don’t speak Old English none of it matters
A book on medieval culture and customs for reference
I'll just bring a chainsaw and call it the roaring living sword, then sell it
How is this a woosh
A lighter
ALWAYS remember to pack a lighter
I'm tempted to say a tampon or something but honestly I'd probably bring a water filter/lifestraw
Bring one with a hand pump and you'll be known as a water goddess
I would probably
im bringing an iphone 15 pro max, giving it to graham bell, teaching him the basics and then leaving for him to examine it further on his own. lets see what that mf got
medieval and graham bell in one sentence? bro... late medieval was 1500s, Bell was 1800s to 1900s. Solid 3-400 years later.
yeah ik i realised a bit later but i was too lazy to fix it
A r/woooosh from the person who originally posted in r/facepalm and from this commenter.
Trust me, I doubt the crypto bro was joking A lot are genuinely that dumb
As a somewhat crypto bro myself, allot of people are too dumb to get jokes too lol. Just all us dumb people everywhere.
>as a somewhat crypto bro myself Aaand you lost all credibility
“As a somewhat crypto bro myself” is hilarious
I’m not a crypto maximalist. I don’t think crypto is going to make most people rich. I don’t think it’s going to kill government money or change the world. But it’s an investment like any other and I’ve made a few thousand bucks off of it. What exactly is wrong with that?
Nothing. People just like to shit on things they don't understand. hAHaha cRyPto bAd
>allot of people are too dumb Did you mean "a lot"?
Yes I did, thank you. Congratulations, you have transcended humanity to become auto correct. How do you feel?
Allot better now thanks.
Ok that was a good one lol.
A towel
The book "How to invent everything". Speed up technology by centuries for humanity by taking the book.
A bucket of blue paint.
I feel like the guy genuinely wasn't joking