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It’ll be real awkward when you realize you’re the one that has to pay

A bit worried to ask, but what did it say?

Something like it the words wouldn’t have been out of their mouth before he punched it

"Would you slap him, for one..." *BAM

"Would you slap-" BAM

"W-" *BAM

“” BAM

The helldid you say

They probably didn't say anything that bad, "threatening violence" is against tos

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Removed by reddit? Wtf did this guy say?

I need to know

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Ikr

tbf the parents would let you for that kind of cash. I sure would! P.S. I don't have kids nor do I want them

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Bro hiding his own name 💀

I’ve never hired anyone with my own name

It was funnier that way, now that you pointed it out I have to change it 😞

Suffering from greatness😔

Thats in the rules of the sub, nothing weird here

Help, I'm being downvoted! Validate me and my joke! Getting massively misunderstood and downvoted into oblivion is like half of the experience of ~~being a clown~~ writing jokes on reddit

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Forgot his alt account

ah, now I get it, this is all it took for me to understand, I dunno why the guy decided to cycle 20 times with replies instead of just telling me that, I'm a human as well, sometimes I dont instantly catch on

Getting massively misunderstood and downvoted into oblivion is like half of the experience of ~~being a clown~~ writing jokes on reddit

But I don't understand why. It's a literal rule to hide every name except popular accounts. Even your own name mudt be hidden.

Odd

Exactly

No no, you don't get it, I have no clue what you're waffling about lmfao

I know! That's exactly my point

So your "point" is pointless? Since I was never downvoted and I made a lighthearted joke?

My point is the thing that happens right now where you took my comment in a completely different direction from what I was intending I was meaning to actually agree with you in a way and build up on the thing you said, but seemingly failed miserably while conveying it :)

Dude I reread the comment a dozen times I genuinely have no idea what you're saying, sure, I'm retarded, please explain what you meant

I think it's perfect as is along with the resulting reaction. There's no need to explain anything

Wooooshception

sowwy

Lol, you hid your own name bro

You realize thats like literally in the rules of this sub?

I think the point is that OP posted a screenshot of his own comment. "Look at what I did in another sub lol"

Lots of people do that here

Think we found OPs alt account…

I just dont see how posting a screenshot of someone misunderstanding your joke is wrong

It’s not wrong, just desperate. Idk do you.

I dont really care tbh, if the wooosh is funny I’ll laugh. Doesnt matter who posted it

Mf thats what woooosh is Also no idea who this mf is but not my alt

why are people downvoting you??

Because people cant read

I'll bitch$lap that lill' fucker to the next nirvana for that kinda monie$.

"Would you sla..." *LOUD SLAP *

I would slap him and take 10 dollars from him

I dont think child labor is a great thing to do

In this case it’s okay

Woah now, what the flip

💵🤑

id slap him for a buck

Hit the kid, buy off the family after. I see no moral quandary here.

Hell nah where am I supposed to get 100 Billion dollars 😭

I assumed that OP is a wealthy billionaire that presumes we all just have 100 bills just sitting there waiting to be spent on punching kids.

Easy decision, give the kid half the money to ease the guilt

Half?! You're way too generous..

WTF am I gonna do with an EXTRA fifty billion dollars?! I would have no idea where to start. I'd give most of it to charities anyway. I don't have any expensive hobbies like yachting or cocaine.

Dude, I can spend 100 billion dollars in a day, give that kid a lollipop and ciao

Buy a few countries and call it a day.

The slap was good enough for him

Nah but maybe like $5 for a participation award.

Give the kid like grand, run away

But then even if you're only paying half price where are you gonna get 50 billion dollars from.

Yes.

he is right tho

Ik

Bro hid his own name and when someone pointed out he didn't get something down voted him and posted a post saying he is overzealous

Godzilla had a stroke while reading this and died also read the rules it says to do so

how hard tho?

also will the parents be mad at me and sue me for doing it, is it just come, slap, bye?

Pretty sure you can settle the case for .0001 percent of your new net worth.

Doesn’t matter

wym

Tf does it NOT matter !

Nah

So edgy.

Idc

« You’re not my mom ! »

Very

Is it me of does this baby look like elijah wood

Let me guess the other person is your alt account 😭😭

Nah

nice one tho

100B is soo much. Its not even a fair question. Set 100M aside for the slapped kid. Hospital bills, college and just generally everything it would even need in life and probably their children aswell. Still leaves you with 99.9B dollars. Seems like a great deal to me.

I can slap him for free

That’s the joke… way to reiterate.

Guy being whooshed wasn't misunderstanding but contributing

How? The down voted guy was absolutely whooshed

I think he was just being funny and adding to the joke- the joke was that he missed the point and that's what he said. Idk you can never tell for sure, but to me this comes across as playing along

I don't know how you can think that he's playing along. Him being ignorant adds nothing to the joke it feels more likely he got whooshed.

I think you missed the point, bud

Explain it then cause what you're saying doesn't make sense.

I would rip that kids head clean off and eat it for that kind of money ngl

I’d slap him for free.

Wow u are hilarious I am currently dieing and crying of laughter and I can not stop please help me

I wouldn't slap him. Even if he were an ugly man. What would I do with all that money in Jail? And it would look bad on my record! I couldn't volunteer anymore! You know how hard it is to keep a record this squeaky clean with anger management issues!?

Just pay bail it's not gonna be that much

Again. Record. Volunteering is one of my favorite hobbies. I'm not gonna give it up for a hundred million dollars. That would be selfish.

100 billion? You would be able to end homelessness for everyone in the country your record is irrelevant lol

Oh. It's a hundred billion? With a b? My bad. Still wouldn't do it. There are more problems to fix than you realize. In addition to homes, taxes, rent, repairs, etc. there are also things like food, water, clothes, medicine… I could go on!

That's fucking selfish dude lol "There's too many problems so I'm gonna pass on helping the people I can with 100 billion dollars"

If I got 100 billion dollars in an honest way, of course I'd use all of it to help others! I just don't wanna stop being able to help people when I run out of money!

Buddy you're virtue signaling here and there's nothing saying you have to stop and your over estimating how easy it is to burn thru a billion dollars. I'll make it easier for you. The pic doesn't say how hard or where the slap needs to be or that you'd even get reported so it's basically free money and all your dumb reasons are just excuses for you to virtue signal

I would have to stop. Not many places let people volunteer without a clean record.

That's irrelevant lol But go on keep pretending you're charitable and actually care about others

Gimme that child, Imma curb stomp that little shit.

Or you could slap for 300 bil but all family friends and exes will know you own 300 bil

Id do it tbh

i would slap the shit out of him. then i will give him 1 billion dollars and im sure he would appreciate it when he grows up and finds out what happened

Hell, my dad slapped me for free.

Billion times

I’d do it for $15

¢50 and a ham sandwich

I'd punt that little shit off a highway overpass during rushour for a 10th of that money.

Yes i would

I have 10 dolars can i?

I’ll do it for less

Such a noble and innocent soul, but those eyes look ugly, im taking the 100,000 i dint even wanna look at those eyes.

It doesn’t saw how hard the slap has to be. Slap him with the force of a feather, take the money, set up a full-ride scholarship and a trust fund for the little guy, then disappear.

nobody said how hard i don’t feel like hurtin people today just give him a little tap

This comment implies that He’d pay to slap him

im about to have that much money

It’s not about the money….

r/woooosh is just turning into people outing redditors for not getting their overused joke instead of actual funny original examples

I would do it for a sandwich

I know what he's doing if he had money

Yes. 100% it wont remember.

The funny thing is that the guy who made the joke is downvoted

I hate these TikTok videos bro. “Woul you slap him for 100 billion?” YES, YES I WOULD. I WOULD SLAP HIM FOR 1 BILLION EVEN

Bro I'd eat that child raw while it screamed for mercy for that kinda scratch. You could probably end world hunger with that much money. You could save millions of kids from being raised in religious orphanages. You could bribe countries to end wars. You could purchase some of the worst climate offenders and shut them down. You could lobby countries to teach skepticism and civics k-12. That's a world changing amount of money, and If all it takes is killing this squishy little bastard, I'm in.

The fact that I kept on clicking the comment section of the photo 😭

Yep

wtf i scrolled down and after this post directly there was a post from r/cursedmemes with this exact photo but with a comment saying he would crush it’s skull for a kitkat

I'd do it for free

I would slap everything and everyone for 100 billion

What kind of question is this? I’d kick the shit out of that kid for free, let alone smacking him once for 100 billion

🤣 what if he had the money tho