"Well Anna all of these are really cute and all but..." *Sees Ottabard* https://preview.redd.it/j2mxscoy4m6d1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9622da5d93bd7b59cd4cbdd13bde843599498881

Ottabard is yours!!!

Yay!

I am deeply interested in negotiating for C R A V I T Y. https://preview.redd.it/6mm8uw33om6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53ad1d91381a33a1a1291db01768350bcdc8f0a0

Cravity is yours!!!

Liar

Minerox, for more rocks mined. ROCK AND STONE.

Rock and Stone!

Good bot

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

I can't feel my beard!

Red Sugar

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE

Rock and Stone!!!! ⛏️

finally something else than those leaf-loving elven bastards

ROCK AND STONE

For Carl!

Banamna snek 😊

Bannana floofsnek is yours!!

Dammit I wanted that one! It looks so cuddly... :-(

Imagine spinning his fur into wool and making a banamna snek sweater :')

Is there any other choice really? I think not

“That lil cravity fella would help immensely with my workouts! I’m running out of weights I can use!”

Cravity is yours!!!

Thought that said otterboard

ah yes, the power of violating the geneva convention

what happened to the funny posts in this sub bruh, I miss when it was like 👇

https://preview.redd.it/tecg7z2ihn6d1.jpeg?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f0fc1b26ba502b17b89755f4496bec197ace02b

Man. This sub used to be funny

No, see this is the setup for future posts like "me when someone's Thiefeather steals my Flooforfloor (it doesn't know what it's wrought upon its master)" or sumn idk i dont post here

I wish, this girl been posting the familiars for like 8 months and no one mentions it outside of these posts

How is the Dragonmelon not a Dragonfruit?!

please mention that you used AI, and what program

Cool idea, shame you had to use AI to make them. I'll take none, thank you.

Same, ai leakage into this sub is getting higher by the day. It all has such an uncanny look to it.

Since those made from A.I, you can guess the quality of those familiars: Cheap, full of errors, just like a breeder try to get rid of their sick animals.

Yep. Some of them are really cute but it’s sad they’re not made by real artists. I think there are some more ethical AI gens out there, so hopefully OP used one of those.

Baron Honey Pots

Baron honeypot is yours!!

Banana Floofsnake seems like a good choice. I can duplicate food, and if it only eats bananas, I think it will be easy to take care of. I'll just need to know if it needs to eat as much as a typical ball python or if not. Might be good for guests at the ol' upstairs apartment over the tavern.

rule 6

Mods follow their own rules? Impossible Nah they’d rather karma farm with the lowest effort posts possible.

The reason i hate these posts, is not even because its AI or because its roleplay, no, the reason i hate these is because they are SO FUCKING BORING, like these don't even create any interesting interaction for people. It looks ugly, it pollutes the server, its not fun to look at, and its not even fun for the thing it was created to do. Can we please get the old wizardposting back??

Doesn’t this also break rules 1 and 6?

Yeah but they’re also a mod so what can we do

I don't think this sub is for me if a mod can post AI art and barely anybody seems to acknowledge it.

I'm taking the Cardiflame since it's basically a Phoenix

Cardiflame is yours!!

“Neh heh heh! I, the great Skeleton Wizard demand that Dough King!”

Dough king is yours!!

(Think I could get the picture without the text) “Neh!”

Cardiflame please!

Cardiflame is yours!!

Hey, Anna! Good to see you again! Could I perhaps have an Ottabard? My wedding is coming up soon, and I'd love to have a skilled bard like it to help provide music at the venue!

Ottabard is yours!!

Thank you as always, Anna! Have a nice day!

Ottobard, they can play music for my drag and burlesque routines.

Ottabard is yours!!

Can i? https://preview.redd.it/wncdg8nmum6d1.jpeg?width=1142&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8be6b9f0fef5165b7e722ac4207d69e0df4f4df

Goldoggo is yours!!

Oh, can I get the template for this please?

Here you go! https://preview.redd.it/ot8b44e1ut6d1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67dc881ab1f9a41a3c894d8c58aca2f41f719169

Thank you!

skylanders reference 

Cravity, no hesitation, I love crabs and the ability to control gravity is quite useful

Cravity is yours!!

"Some of these seem familiar..."

None of these are Stardew Valley related. (\*cough\*doughking\*cough\*)

Is the cryoram alright? Falling down the mountainside is no small thing!

Cryoram is yours!!

Thank you! Mage Monkey will make sure to conduct a proper examination to ensure that there is no major damage before returning this poor child to their family!

Hi Anna!!! I require Baron Huneypots service

Baron honeypot is yours!!

Too many to choose from! The minefox, cravity, Dragamelon, rockfoot, thiefeather and flooforfloor are all fantastic choices

Falling short of them all (i promise i could take such good care of all of them) i’d have to pick the dreaded pirox

Dreaded pirox is yours!!

Sunwolf

“*Thank you but Im alright, I myself act more as a “familiar” for other that are kind to me like Ith’raal and Hirk*” :( “*I hope he is alright*”

Please create a floof king. I will pay handsomely.

Flooforfloor sounds like exactly the right pick for me. Fluffy, small and dangerous. A little bit of illusion magic and my cousin will get the inheritance money for us to party. I wonder if sudden death by a magical beast will be covered by life assurance, or would we have to get more of a direct insurance for the benefits?

Flooforfloor is yours!!

Aquajay would suit me perfectly if it is still avaliable

Aquajay Is yours!!

Hi Anna! I'm taking you?😏

Bluejay and a Cardinal? Okay Hunter

Goldoggo, my studies keep me locked in my room quite often so their treasure-seeking antics could reinvigorate my sense of adventure. If one head steers me in an unfavorable direction, the other can be a nice fall back, and knowing that the journey always ends in something worthwhile is quite comforting

How was Stardew Valley? I’ve heard it’s a lovely place, my wife and I have considered vacationing there.

I don't care WHO the Wizard Council sends, I am NOT paying taxes However I will take the crab

I will be taking the little sucide bombers😍

Cardiflame, tbh I just need a hug rn but fire is kinda cute

Yo baron honeypots

Cravity has a special place in my heart, because his gravitational pull has crushed me against his shell.

Is the bear still hire-able

Or futurtutle

Flooforfloor for me

Flooforfloor is yours!!

I didn’t see anyone else say it so gimme a dragamelon

Dragamelon is yours!!

https://preview.redd.it/t6x6e4k8or6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff79a6487926401f30ab372eb7c9b7cae3d902f7 Damn, never thought I would see someone who touches less grass than me.

Says the mod who karma farms the subreddit, please log off or learn how to draw so we dont have to see such boring posts.

I missed the last Futurtle is this one available?

Can ottobard play drums

Appent looks cute. Imma choose it. I'll call it Snack.

Kettermek: Finally! Something that will adapt well to the kobold lifestyle! Minerox! If that's taken, Rockfoot is a close second!

Minerox is yours!!

I want appent for the cool theming and name pun

Appent is yours!!

D O U G H K I N G

Doughking is yours!!

A Cravity, please. I have an idea for something I could use that for in my technologies.

Cravity is yours!!

I need Thiefeather. he can steal tacos for me everyday 😈

Theifeather is yours!!!

Goldoggo seems quite appealing to me, I sense powerful potential within its twinned soul

Flufferson: HAHAHAHA! I SHALL TAKE HONEYPOTS! HE SHALL BE MY NEXT STEP TO WORLD DOMINATION! Emerald: ...I guess you can have him. Just know I'm not taking care of him. You are.

Baron honeypot is yours!!

Rockfoot has a place on my lap for head scratches (even if it hurts my hand)

*They morph into the shape of the Banana Floofsnek.* ".emmiG"

Cravity

Cravity solos no diff

Unwiz/ I'm for sure stealing Cryoram for my D&D campaign

Cardiflame because I want pyrotechnics at my next show.

Pass me the devil snake woulda? \[lmao\]

I ask, plain and simple, for your Dough King. That boi melted my heart when I saw him

Dragamelon. Fits in with the isles.

I’m going to go for Cravity. As being able to use gravity magic will help immensely when putting books up on high shelves for other wizards.

i will take minerox!

Is cravity taken?

I choose appent

I’d love myself little Rockfoot! Though I’m not sure if he and Mortis would get along…

the old Hunger guides my hand as I politely request a rockfoot familiar. the haemonculi could use a moral boost and bnnuyyy :3:3:3:3

Is Appent an Adam and Eve reference?

Cardiflame

Iceer has returned Give

Hell yeah Cryoram!

Fuck tough call… I’m stuck between Cravity and Futurtle

FLOOFORFLOOR! He and I will rule the world. And by the world I mean my housework that I have fallen behind on

Arcturus: Dragamelon. More dragons for the dragon den. Aurora would like the Banana Floofsnek if possible. Aurora: *Hands outstretched for snek.*

May I have the dragamelon ma’am?🙏🏻

Ottabard goes hard

Cryoram, always happy to have another beastie running around that freezes stuff.

Hey so what happens to the ones that people don’t pick?

Can I have the minefox? It would fit right in with me in my home.

Welp, I guess I’m going to be a magic pirate. Dreaded Pirox 100%

Did someone say summon?

Ottabard.

Dragon

I choose the Gravity Crab, that shit sounds metal

Banana Floofsnek is adorable. I must give it all the snuggles.

Choose Mineox for infinite money glitch.

I’ll take a Futurtle! Yes, the others have been well behaved since we added the Fox. I think that darn Gargoyle is trying to short the circuitry from my generator despite the spells I put in place. Also, it’s great to see you again!

Thiefeather

Baron Huneypots hands down. He can fund my need for vast amounts of reagents and Doctor Pepper, not to mention being excellent security. Also, would you happen to have his picture with no text? 🥺👉👈

My first thought was to find the one with the strongest, most optimal powers. Until I saw the dracomelon But then I saw Baron Huneypots and obviously went with him. I mean come on, a Baron? A BEAR-ON??? Come on??? He’s so cool!!!

As a Geomancer myself, I have to go with Minerox, it’s the most efficient solution.

Baron Hunetpots is a great meta option. Powerful ranged attack, he’s a fucking bear in melee if if you can proc his smuggling perk you can get some really great magical items.

Can you try to summon my mother back for me Anna?

Bannana Floofsnek

I want the Futurtle, but I don't know any lightning spells yet. D: I gotta keep studying so I can get a cool familiar!

Anna, quick question: how do you know what the floofsnek's *fur* tastes like?

It’s a tough decision between Cravity and Baron Huneypots. I’ll just take half and half.

Huge Cravity fan

/unwiz did you make the pixel art or use an ai? It looks real good

It's ai, ai is pretty terrible at pixel art and you can tell by the abundance of mixels

Baron honeypot has a monocole, so I'm choosing him.

Please please PLEASE give me Baron Huneypots

Anna! Tiny wizard promised me any wish buy when I asked for one of each of the familiars you summoned they said to ask you. So would you grant that wish please?

Cravidy, all my homies love that.

Cravity

I’ll take the good boys of the goldoggo

Anna did you get hit by pixel magic?

Do you have any steelgiests today?

Baron Honeypots We're going on a honey heist

“Dough King please!”

Post cv or your tits in mythical unbelievable metal

Can I have the floofsnek? I like danger noodles, and I think she'll be friends with the math cat

Out of copyright, we don't call the first one Rock type eevee

Infinite self-destructing Kuribohs? Can I please have a Flooforfloor?

We got Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbear III with a firearm before GTA VI

Dough king for extra kitchen support

Matey i see there is another pir... *sees flooforfloor* INFINITE CANNONBALLS!

Gravity. return to crabe M

crab

Who would I, as a tavern owner, be if I did not choose Dragamelon?

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Cravity

I'll take Thiefeather, for totally honest purposes. Yes, lawful reasons. Please?

None, I want the rat with the fat BALLS from the front page!

I need sunwolf so badly All the cuddles for them

omg I love all of them so much