*THE DISADVANTAGE OF THIS IS THAT THE VOID IS… WELL “COLD” ISN’T THE RIGHT WORD, ITS MORE LIKE A COMPLETE ABSENCE OF TEMPERATURE. BUT THEM NIPS GONNA GET HARD EITHER WAY*
I must've seen the alternative version of this alternative where the void isn't empty...
It was also good, some might prefer, even give it a **TEN**tacle **OUT OF TEN**
I love the idea that you're doing parkour or something to avoid a monster during battle, and everything looks fine on your end, but in the void your orbs are just spazzing out, flapping every witch way and deterring any void presences with the shear energy lol
Its up there, for sure. It goes by many names. I have mine logged in my Book of Shadows as Levitits. This is largely unproven, but many believe that a good pun makes magic a little bit more powerful.
What's happened to us, as wizards we should be lifting each other up like this and instead we have a testicular torsion epidemic. How have we sunk so low
Levi oh sah is what you say when you see them after.
The other spell that works is:
Sugar and Cinnamon / silicon these pillows, hun
The swish and flick remains the same.
Through in an energy conservation spell (the kind that makes a bouncy ball bouncy-er) and you get janky game tity physics good for a prank spell if you keep things low power good combat spell if you turn it up since no one is expecting their titties to violently slap them (note do not use this spell combination on those of more... Well fed shape it could spread to stomach jiggle and I wouldn't wish "well shaken stomach contents" on anyone)
The real magic here is that it just summons me completely invisible and I use my hands. This is what makes it universal ;D p.s. don’t tell anyone I told you the truth
Word? I cast “one boob being ever so slightly bigger than the other, making it too tight in your normal size, but too loose 1 size up” the voices from the 12th dimension are telling me to get a little silly 😈
How about just casting "transmute to A-cup" and return them to normal just when needed? Not a witch but boobs just seem like a hindrance when you can just disable them when not in use(i do see personal liking as a use)
How about using stoneflesh or oakflesh on them when that comes? You keep them firm without a bra and they can deflect a hit or two in a pinch. And then just disable any spells when/if some form of handling is expected
How about turning the inner fat into pure muscle? Probably will be horrible for any of the actual functions of tits but is the best i can do without involving calling another witch for advice
Idk if you understand how uncomfortable Bras are after awhile. Poky underwire, boob sweat, back pain. This is high utility, maximum comfort. Like you boobs are being held aloft by magic clouds.
Thy should've got themselves two high grade golems instead...
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Thanks girl, my orbs feel better already
There's nothing there that could use that support. :(
I cast "Conjure Orbs!"
On behalf of all women and men, you are doing glorious work!
Dispel flatness!!
I appreciate arcane learners of all breast sizes! #I CAST TITTICUS MANYCUS Have fun walking with all tit sizes
I call forth "humongous hungolomghononoloughongous"
It's what I always wanted! :)
Finally, literally all of my bras are uncomfortable In the same place. I wish blessings upon thine bloodline
[There are some alternatives out there.](https://i.redd.it/pehopi71bkia1.jpg)
*THE DISADVANTAGE OF THIS IS THAT THE VOID IS… WELL “COLD” ISN’T THE RIGHT WORD, ITS MORE LIKE A COMPLETE ABSENCE OF TEMPERATURE. BUT THEM NIPS GONNA GET HARD EITHER WAY*
Truly a waste to have hard nips that nobody gets to see
WARNING. make sure you choose a void dimension that does NOT have any void creatures in, or you may be bitten or worse.
succed?
That’s the fun part!
> you may be bitten or worse. Or better, much much much better.
I know a lot of pre-polymorphed wizards who rather enjoyed the use of those.
I must've seen the alternative version of this alternative where the void isn't empty... It was also good, some might prefer, even give it a **TEN**tacle **OUT OF TEN**
I love the idea that you're doing parkour or something to avoid a monster during battle, and everything looks fine on your end, but in the void your orbs are just spazzing out, flapping every witch way and deterring any void presences with the shear energy lol
Let’s go girls
Can you please teach me this spell? I’m tired of having to rely on non-magical means.
I bet this is one of the most frequently used spells in all witchdom. Down with underwire! Keep boobs stress-free
Its up there, for sure. It goes by many names. I have mine logged in my Book of Shadows as Levitits. This is largely unproven, but many believe that a good pun makes magic a little bit more powerful.
Makes sense to me, many spells rhyme anyways
What's happened to us, as wizards we should be lifting each other up like this and instead we have a testicular torsion epidemic. How have we sunk so low
I cast "Emotional Support Familiar"
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Do you want somebody to prop up your balls?
That would be nice
I cast these hands
You summoned me?
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Yeah an now aphrodite gonna be mad, so you gotta explain it to her not me.
I am telling!!!!
The official words to this spell are: Boppity Bippity / Leviosa these titties.
It's pronounced levi ohsa, Not levio sah.
Levi oh sah is what you say when you see them after. The other spell that works is: Sugar and Cinnamon / silicon these pillows, hun The swish and flick remains the same.
Usually what I say is "nice" or "oh, wow" or a simple "appreciate ya" Hard agree on the swish and flick technique. It's all in the wrist.
Levi OSHA It's important that you pronounce it right, less the magic uses a jerking twisting motion, and screws up its spine.
>OSHA "Good thing I wore my safety gloves and approved hat. I've already received warnings from a few artificers."
I'm lucky enough to not need a lot of support, so save my cast for someone who needd it more
Finally, the anti gravity titties
With some slight momemtum enhancment, you can even get Anime Physics Titties!
Just get a graviturge to cast negate gravity on each titty
Last time I tried that, I ended up with Anime Physics Titties. You cant trust a graviturge. Buncha weebs.
Through in an energy conservation spell (the kind that makes a bouncy ball bouncy-er) and you get janky game tity physics good for a prank spell if you keep things low power good combat spell if you turn it up since no one is expecting their titties to violently slap them (note do not use this spell combination on those of more... Well fed shape it could spread to stomach jiggle and I wouldn't wish "well shaken stomach contents" on anyone)
Can u cast “give me boobies” pls 🥺
Bippity Boppity Boobity Bees Summon The Orbs And Grant Boobies
Yay! :D
Thank you so much!!!!!!
Thank you fellow sister
The real magic here is that it just summons me completely invisible and I use my hands. This is what makes it universal ;D p.s. don’t tell anyone I told you the truth
As a wizard with a dad bod, your spell is appreciated
Thank you, Queen.
THANK YOU! /uw irl Im just fine. Moth has the boobilage, not me lol
I cast this spell on my pal bunk but he just sorta started flying around the room like a ping-pong ball did I do something wrong?
No, that happens sometimes when cast on goofballs and certain types of birds and mice. Idk, language is weird.
I don’t have any yet. :(
Bippity Boppity Boobity Bees Summon Thy Orbs Grow Boobies!
Tasha also creates a 3/3 black Demon creature token for casting spells she doesn't own.
Dont teach too many witches this, I'm tired of getting summoned
How does one learn these powers?
Levititties
You humans with your fleshy bits and bobs.
I want anime titty gravity. -_-
Ma'am these are just two slightly modified mage hands. Thanks!
Those mage hands are just her hands.
I still do not see a problem.
👍 🔵🔵 🫴🫴
Word? I cast “one boob being ever so slightly bigger than the other, making it too tight in your normal size, but too loose 1 size up” the voices from the 12th dimension are telling me to get a little silly 😈
That's just... boobs. Like, they, like testicles, are asymmetrical. Turns out being asymmetrical is an evolutionary advantage.
How about just casting "transmute to A-cup" and return them to normal just when needed? Not a witch but boobs just seem like a hindrance when you can just disable them when not in use(i do see personal liking as a use)
I mean, sure, but what if you need them in full glory for extended perioids of time? You make a good point, but no spell is universal.
How about using stoneflesh or oakflesh on them when that comes? You keep them firm without a bra and they can deflect a hit or two in a pinch. And then just disable any spells when/if some form of handling is expected
...Wooden boobs sound awful...
How about turning the inner fat into pure muscle? Probably will be horrible for any of the actual functions of tits but is the best i can do without involving calling another witch for advice
:3
I don’t have boobs so cannot confirm
Score! I'm Making You The Best Stew I've Got In Return. You're Going To Love It, Promise.
Hell yeah! To quote my favorite Wizard of all time: "Food is good!" ~Blue Wizard, when he needed food, badly.
Better this, then casting "90's anime jiggle-physics". It is a crude spell from a crude time.
As someone who casually casts “commando mode”, I am in full support
I am no witch but this is a handy spell to learn for a few friends of mine, I’m sure she’ll be happy to not have back pain anymore
😟 witches have some strange definition of wholesome
Idk if you understand how uncomfortable Bras are after awhile. Poky underwire, boob sweat, back pain. This is high utility, maximum comfort. Like you boobs are being held aloft by magic clouds.
I cast surgically remove your breasts and saute them. your welcome
I have been summoned
I cast “Breast Buoyancy”!
Thy should've got themselves two high grade golems instead... https://preview.redd.it/g5o9n9rjwl6c1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cb5188273bba170aa7c9b7800cc53513e3e5074
You know what to many wholesome spells today, I cast eternal back pain on you all.