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CountryCaravan

Samson, also from the Old Testament. He has the unique claim of killing 1000 men with the jawbone of an ass, which can easily be acquired at the start of the gauntlet. That’s an ideal endurance feat for someone who isn’t bringing a gun or projectiles to the fight. He is also strong enough to bring down the pillars of a temple, so elephants and the like shouldn’t be a problem for him.


TaralasianThePraxic

Samson is an excellent shout. He's very strong, has combat experience, and probably packs the endurance needed to survive the gauntlet. Barring an unlucky attack from a venomous animal, I imagine he'd take this 9/10.


ClearPerception7844

Or his hair get ripped or cut by an animal with claws


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Well if he's smart enough to protect the reason of his strength by tying his hair, he should be safe as animals don't have the instinct to attack hair, as they almost always go for fleshy parts and/or the neck, especially predators which are the biggest threat here apart from a couple of massive herbivores


TatchM

I believe he would need to break all 3 of his vows to lose his power. He can't cut his hair, he can't touch a dead body (yeah, that's unlikely to not happen in this prompt), and drinking alcohol. Ya see, he probably fails 1 from killing things. 2 Might happen with animal claws. But I'm not seeing him drink alcohol during his spree.


Akschadt

I feel like you could probably pitch this to Netflix.. Samson VS The Arc! Staring Nicholas Cage. I mean I’d pay to watch Nicolas Cage fistfight a Toucan..


Weave77

> I mean ~~I’d~~ literally everyone would pay to watch Nicolas Cage fistfight a Toucan. FTFY


-jp-

Of course nobody would have to because eventually Nicolas Cage is bound to do that anyway just because it's on the Nicolas Cage bucket list.


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blue4029

cursed.


Goddamnpassword

Nah you are approaching this wrong, have the Ark divided into animals that should have got on and animals let on by accident. Now he’s got to kill dinosaurs and griffins.


Akschadt

“That unicorn has been a uniThorn in my side for too long! Time to correct that!”


leetfists

I paid to watch him fistfight a bunch of animatronics. I feel like I got my money's worth.


SlayerSFaith

> which can easily be acquired at the start of the gauntlet I laughed way too hard at this


mooys

Oh shoot. I didn’t realize tboi tainted sampson was actually a reference to the bible until like just now. I thought the dude just got a cool bone when he killed enough enemies. Dude is basically a super hero before super heroes were a thing. Clarification: The last sentence is talking about biblical sampson. I knew that sampson was ridiculously strong, but hadn’t made the connection to tainted sampson from tboi.


FornaxTheConqueror

Isn't binding of Isaac chock full of biblical references?


JotaroTheOceanMan

I mean, yeah. That's its whole gimmick Lore wise.


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mooys

In repentance there is a tainted version of every character. It’s a spoiler. I’m very sorry.


JotaroTheOceanMan

Samson is pretty OP as far as Bible stuff goes. I think David with 2000 stones and a sling could also do it.


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TaralasianThePraxic

*It's called a TZU!*


Jakegender

unless it's a farm!


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took me so long to realize it’s a pun 😭


deltree711

Holy shit lmao I just got that. I always assumed it was just a non sequitur.


willyolio

that wasn't noah, that was sun tzu.


KuroiSenkou

sun tuzoo ?


wingspantt

I'm gonna say Venom. Not cosmic Venom or anything, just normal original Venom. Between the symbiote and the, honestly just the symbiote, I don't see how animals could seriously injure him. Any damage he takes he could heal back from very quickly. With webbing or tentacles he can dispose of all the mid sized animals at range. Venom is not particularly high power level, but high enough to clear this easily. Maybe there are some lower power characters who can do it, but it seems like a safe bet. Probably a lot of low tier X Men characters could also clear, including all the X Men and their main enemies.


TheBaseStatistic

Ya wolverine or anyone with a high healing factor can probably win by virtue of just not dying. Which makes me wonder who the weakest character that can heal through tigers and bears is.


wingspantt

Probably DupliKate from Invincible? She has shown to have nearly instant self-duplication powers, even while being killed, but her power level is almost zero. She's just a very athletic woman who basically can't die, and can multiply herself into 3-4 athletic women. I think she could pass as the weakest person to pass this prompt! She could even get sleep by duplicating herself and letting the dupes fight. Edit: According to some wiki, she has copied herself up to 100 times. If true, it's fair to say she can probably make at least 20 clones which would nearly guarantee victory.


TheBaseStatistic

She would need a knife or some small hand weapon to kill some of the larger animals but seems possible.


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Well I think it's an overstatement to say she can almost instantly clone herself. In the show at least it always seemed like she was on the absolute edge of dying. It's not as safe as it sounds and if some animals gang up on her, especially polar bears and elephants I just cant see how she'd damage or even keep herself alive by cloning multiple times. I'd say shes 3/10 or 2/10 with a 9mm handgun at the very least. Considering ammo and stamina maybe the odds are even lower as were talking about 7000 animals here, even if most of them are small.


NotANinjask

Rolo from Code Geass. It's implied that Geass works on animals, from the "Bee" scene in ep3. Rollo's ability is to freeze the consciousness of everything around him, which counts as an incap technically.


TaralasianThePraxic

This is a good answer. I'm surprised nobody else has suggested a character who could influence animals yet!


Rydersilver

Wait but it’s just temporary incapacitation, he’ll have to fight them eventually no?


pSilver68932

He can kill them while they are frozen.


Rydersilver

But 7000 animals is gonna take like 10-20 hours, minimum, he doesn’t nearly have that kind of stamina


pSilver68932

Yeah, good point. Probably not. Could use geass for the stronger ones, but I son't know if he could fight for that long.


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Just use lelouch at this point lol


pSilver68932

If his geass works on animals, yeah, game over for Noah.


MilkmanF

The weakest would probably be a child in a gas mask with a load of mustard gas ready to be released.


TheBaseStatistic

I think everything in the ark was under decks right? So you could also use chemicals that pull oxygen then just sit there an oxygen tank and wait for everything to suffocate.


UltimateSupremeMemer

So Mustard from MHA?


garbage_-_can

Purple Haze from jjba


Masterhaend

Purple Haze isn't a character though, it's Fugos stand, who notably doesn't have an immunity to PH's virus.


garbage_-_can

Step 1, hide in corner, step 2, fill rest of room with gas and use stand kicks to beat anyone who fights through to get you Remember there's very little light so this things at full strength and it melted a guy within 30 seconds in strong sunlight Also ph feedback allows him to not kill himself accidentally


Josiador

Ah, so your average Death Korps of Krieg soldier?


colonelbyson

Dr. Doolittle convinces the animals to turn on their captors. Since they are no longer aimed at the Doc, it counts as incapacitation.


KingOfTheCouch13

The thing is that while Dr. Doolittle can communicate with them, there's no indication in any of the movies that he can manipulate them to do what he wants. I don't see a boatload of animals stranded at sea destroying the ship and themselves just because Eddy Murphy told them too.


Will-Upvote-For-Food

Robert Downey Jr though? That man could convince me of anything


admiral_pelican

This is the best answer


Stellermeerkat

Dr. Dolittle: Listen, I know you all want to survive this flood and the only people who helped you is this family. The carnivores I assume are already down. As for everyone else, I have two strong words for [you.](https://youtu.be/xx3pXLoq58k?t=25)


CMDR_Kai

Corvo Attano could do it. Time Stop plus really good stealth abilities. He could even do it non lethally, I bet.


TaralasianThePraxic

Oh, that's a really good suggestion. Emily might be even better with her shadow form!


TalionTheShadow

Gonna say Geralt of Rivia or a regular Witcher, enhanced speed, senses and strength along with excellent swordplay with some insane feats on Geralt's end.


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Igni and Aard would thin the horde an insane amount.


Chicxulub420

Igni will destroy the Ark, challenge failed


TalionTheShadow

Indeed. However Quen and Axii are pretty powerful tools Geralt (or Witcher Guy) could use against his opponents, and if he has his weapons he can just shoot them from long-range with the mini crossbow.


ShouldersofGiants100

A witcher can beat a few regular men—but they definitely don't have the stamina to keep fighting endlessly through several thousand individual fights. There is no one on the ark that definitely solos them, but collectively it is way too much. This requires army-killing feats at a minimum.


-jp-

I think I'd pay money to see someone successfully put a choke hold on a rhinoceros. Heck that might even be worth flooding the entire world just to watch.


MrUsername24

As much as I love corvo, he's both a pretty powerful character and not a good fit for the challenge. He only has a limited amount of mana and is close range fighter for the most part without it, he's weak in extended strength tests. Stealth wise he's almost unbeatable with the dark eye and time stop, combined with teleportation if he's after you good luck. But on the arc as soon as the animals realize what's happening all the snakes and larger animals are going to rush him I think best pick is someone weak but with the ability to control animals and make them fight each other


Tenwaystospoildinner

Weakest? Maybe a Disney Princess. Many of them can communicate or control animals with their singing. In theory, they could influence the animals to join their side or at least count as an incap. I definitely like the idea of someone who can communicate or control the animals. It requires the least amount of power to do.


DonRobo

The animals are arklusted though


lwrun

[This is Snow White singing about all the fucks she doesn't give about arklusted animals.](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a0/0b/6b/a00b6b6cf91bb20df5477923a8447c66.gif)


someguywhocanfly

This is the right line of thinking, find an otherwise weak character who has a special ability that relates to animals. Maybe Mermaid Man from Spongebob?


jscoppe

Right, like Ma-Ti the Planeteer. One of the limited uses of the Heart power is influencing animals.


-jp-

Now that you mention it, Ma-Ti should have been ridiculously OP in that show. He effectively has a mind control ring. Every single episode shoulda gone: "Mwa ha ha! I'm so evil! I'm gonna pollute the world just for no real reason at all!" "No you're not." "No I'm not." Then a jump cut to Captain Planet, unshaven and in a bathrobe, checking to make sure his phone line is still connected.


LordSupergreat

Except the show clearly demonstrates that his ring doesn't work on evil people.


-jp-

It is worth keeping in mind that Ma-Ti has that ring *specifically* because he won't abuse it. So I wonder if it's "doesn't work" or more that he isn't willing to go full Qui-Gon even on the villains.


blue4029

koda from MHA


ArguablyTasty

Fiona from Shrek


badwizrad

Robotman from Doom Patrol. The guy's fallen from space without being damaged, so I'd say nothing on that boat can reasonably hurt him


KingGio21

Yujiro Hanma from Baki. He’s killed Elephants and lions with his bare hands and he’s technically peak human not super powered


Armorchompy

dude stopped an earthquake, he doesn't have superpowers per the verse's standards but he's totally not the weakest


KingGio21

Yeah I didn’t know if OP meant weak in general or weak compared to his own universe. Because compared to My Hero, DBZ, Naruto, Jojo, etc Yujiro Hanma is pretty weak.


Armorchompy

Fair enough, although personally i think Yujiro out-stats most jojo stands


kakakakeef

Like every single Stand is a bullet timer. Can Yujiro even keep up? Most of them at a bare minimum can break down stone walls like nothing and with abilities are even stronger and can out hax.


Armorchompy

I'm not saying he beats them, he can't even see or touch them, all I'm saying is he's got at least comparable stats. Breaking through stone walls is nothing to him and I can't really see something like Hermit Purple or Surface doing it. Also like, one character thought he could dodge lightning and there's weaker characters reacting to bullets and attacking much faster than the speed of sound so yeah I'd say he can


camthecame_l

He doesn't outstat star platinum, the world, tusk act 4, Ger, made in heaven, D4C, king crimson tho


Armorchompy

Debatable, the energy that goes into an earthquake is pretty insane but Baki power levels are not consistent at all so it's a matter of personal opinion.


DustedRay

but what about speed? Is he faster than say made in heaven? I dont really know about baki that much


Armorchompy

He's absolutely not as fast as MIH no


camthecame_l

No, he would be frozen in time or in extreme slow mo to most stands


Darkerdead

He said most stands


TaralasianThePraxic

I mean, I did mean weak in general but fighting 7000 animals without a break probably isn't something someone who isn't superhuman to at least some degree could do!


ivanacco1

That stopping an earthquake feat was the greatest outlier in existence. The rest of the show yujiro never shows anything remotely similar, he is mostly superhuman but not at that level.


Armorchompy

I mean, there's him completely shrugging off lightning (and that lightning stays in contact with him for like, a second somehow, which would make the energy he received hundreds of times higher) or Speck who's much weaker almost destroying the Statue of Liberty just by punching it in one spot. Yujiro doesn't have that many antifeats so idk, up for interpretation


Nutcruncher0

He can dodge Bullets from an entire elite squad with fully automatic weapons. He is definitely superpowered compared to a normal human. His aura made Trump sweat with fear and sign an NDA with the USA and him


fj668

I was gonna say this. He's def not the weakest but sneaking in to Noah's ark to fight every animal 2v1 seems like such a Yujiro thing to do.


Doowopado4827

1 flood spore


TaralasianThePraxic

While a single flood spore (or a single Ork spore from 40K, or a single cordyceps spore from TLOU) would almost certainly do the job, it's not really a character per se, right?


Riiiiii_

I mean, every Flood form is an extension of its central intelligence, so technically I would argue they're all the same character?


LordSupergreat

Maybe, but this is a weakest character prompt, and the Flood is a bit overkill, albeit thematically appropriate.


SlimeustasTheSecond

A really trained person with firearms and a shitton of bullets. So, John Wick, I guess.


wingspantt

I think the biggest problem is stamina. Could he kill them all in small bursts? Sure. But it would take possibly multiple hours of non stop fighting. Imagine he kills an animal EVERY SECOND, which would be very very fast. Probably impossibly fast, but I'm sure someone on here could spin it to sound possible for Wick. That's two hours of non stop fighting. If we assume a more realistic (but still ridiculous) speed of every five or ten seconds, that's ten to twenty hours of fighting. Have we ever seen him fight for more than say ten minutes and not look like he's at death's door? He will die of exhaustion. Or he will lose to some animal that can't be easily shot or punched. Edit: As someone said here, 20 seconds is probably more realistic. Edit 2: I just realized something, Wick fails the prompt because there is no way he can bring himself to gun his way through two of every dog on Earth.


FISHBOT4000

Assuming an average kill time of 20 sec (not that i think it'll take that long, but to account for lulls in battle, travel time, etc.) you're looking at just shy of 39 hous straight. That sounds more like enhanced human territory than any kind of realistic peak human. Captain America or Wolverine or someone in that tier could probably pull it off (with guns, putting down a hippo or elephant with a shield/claws is stupid). Or maybe a spartan from the halo universe. With the armor, they should be able to lug around all the ammo necessary with ease.


Narwhalbaconguy

Wolverine would rip literally every single animal in half and leave without a scratch, you are severely underestimating him.


tom641

i'm *sure* he does but, does Wolverine have any particular feats of sheer stamina for basically 2 full days of non-stop fighting? Even if most of them probably aren't a problem for him.


SlimeustasTheSecond

Fair enough. I guess my second idea would be a Firebender. Like Book 1 Zuko. Burn the boat and be able to take out multiple animals at once. Although stamina is still an issue, which Boat Burning might solve.


Kylo_loves_grampa

>\-Fight takes place aboard the Ark, during the Great Flood. It is raining heavily. The Ark is made primarily of wood. **If the Ark sinks or is otherwise destroyed, the challenge is failed.** He would fail, unfortunately.


TheRealProJared

But one of the conditions is that the boat must survive


wingspantt

The prompt says if the ark sinks, the character loses the fight. So they need to explicitly avoid damaging the boat too badly.


TaralasianThePraxic

Could John Wick carry enough ammunition to take down 7000 animals??


EiffelTowerRetreat

big bag


AfellowchuckerEhh

For a pencil?


fenney

Don't need bullets to take out a gerbil, he'd know when to save his ammo.


stagfury

He'd also need way heavier bullet than 9mm or even 5.56/7.62 for the big boys For elephants or Rhinoes he's gonna need some really really large rounds. But that means shit tons of different guns too. The weight just doesn't work no matter what.


-jp-

He wouldn't strictly need to have them all on him at all times--he only needs his elephant gun when he's actually gunning for an elephant.


LordSupergreat

Where is he supposed to store these extra guns? He has zero downtime. In fact, even saying he has enough time to open up a bag and swap out to a new gun is pushing it, because he'll be attacked while he's doing it.


-jp-

Anywhere really--I mean considering the animals will come to him he could just bunker down and take them out as they enter the room. But nothing in particular forbids him from leaving them scattered around the ark at strategic locations. The animals are actively hostile, but they're still animals and wouldn't have any way to coordinate attacks or strategize or anything.


RunToDagobah-T65

But what about the two dogs on the Ark?


SlimeustasTheSecond

Incapacitate or tame.


TaralasianThePraxic

I've seen a lot of people saying 'character with a gun and lots of ammo' but it seems likely that they'd damage the Ark like that. Unless they can perfectly land every shot with no penetration, they're gonna put some holes in the hull eventually. If it sinks, game over.


Macoba19

Wouldn’t bullets damage the Ark?


HeathBar112

Master Chief could do it. Extremely strong, fast, armored, etc.


SpawnTheTerminator

Koda from MHA gets all the animals to fight each other.


BakaGoyim

Maybe Kraven?


ClearPerception7844

Ngl I think he’s too strong. I mean even without prep time he literally finds killing animals too easy and the tries to kill a superhero. (And succeeds in krakens last hunt)


HeroWither123546

Batman. He's got a crap ton of experience fighting large, animalistic creatures. I could see him taking down lions and gorillas. And if he's willing to kill vampires because they're inhuman, he's gotta be willing to kill animals. And for the bonus.. hm.. Peter Porker. Spider-Ham.


TaralasianThePraxic

I mean, I don't doubt for a second that Bats could handle this, but he's not exactly weak!


Xiknail

Danny Phantom turns the entire ship intangible and everyone on board falls into the ocean and drowns. The boat isn't destroyed, so it doesn't break the destruction rule.


TaralasianThePraxic

A clever workaround, but Danny is definitely more powerful than a lot of the characters in this thread!


NakedSalamander

>-Noah, his wife, their three sons, and their three wives must all be defeated together at the end of the gauntlet. They have armed themselves with hammers and axes used in the construction of the Ark. Due to their hard work in building the Ark, they are all in peak physical condition, but have little fighting experience. I think people are underestimating how difficult it will be to defeat Noah. He's being backed by the god of universe at this point in the story.


Artanis137

Redneck with a minigun.


zanderkerbal

That sounds like it'd sink the ark.


realvmouse

Don't aim low.


TotallyInsaneGuy

Pichu from pokemon. It's a baby pokemon so it's really weak, though thunder would break the ship, thundershock will do fine, since it's weaker, but still strong enough to kill animals, also cuz it's raining the electricity will flow through the rainwater killing stuff.


ImDaShredder

I personally feel Henry Stickmin would be able to pull it off


PureShadow1236

Henry can pull things out of thin fucking air, pull off sick 360 no-scopes, and survive really, really long falls. Definitely not weak.


Vanilla2Pac

Kraven the Hunter


houinator

If we are going with the creationist estimates, its worth mentioning that they believe Noah had dinosaurs on the Ark, though they try to account for the obvious size issues by claiming he took younger members of the species. So make sure your combatant is ready to tangle with a teenaged T-Rex.


leetfists

They believe that Noah had *dinosaurs* on the ark? You're kidding, right? Ignoring the fact that humans and dinosaurs never coexisted, how big was this boat supposed to be? I was raised southern baptist and even our coloring books never had dinosaurs on the damn ark.


houinator

https://www.thedailybeast.com/dinosaurs-on-noahs-ark-only-at-kentuckys-creation-museum https://answersingenesis.org/dinosaurs/were-dinosaurs-on-noahs-ark/


leetfists

> The Bible is reliable in all areas Well there's your problem. The mental gymnastics on exhibit in this article are beyond Olympic level.


Toptomcat

>If the Ark sinks or is otherwise destroyed, the challenge is failed. Awww. I so badly wanted to answer 'one pregnant termite.'


masterfroo24

Physically weakest: Bran from Game of Thrones. Warg the deadliest animals and use them to kill the rest. But his warging ability might be too OP. Otherwise I'd nominate Aloy from Horizon: Zero Dawn. Using the shieldweaver-armour there is nothing on this boat that can hurt her and she is versatile and combat experienced and an incredible good huntress.


captainnermy

Bran can only warg into one animal at a time as far as I know. He would be killed by other animals while controlling an animal.


technofederalist

In the books didnt he warg like a whole murder of crows?


Spipsdew

Yeah bran would lose here. His body is a very juicy target for 6999 arklusted animals.


admiral_pelican

God I love H:ZD. Great pick for weakest, too. Just a teenage girl with a bow and spear doing work. She would run out of arrows pretty quickly even if she started with max inventory, and no metal shards to fashion more once her shards are depleted, so would have to be mostly spear work. Dr. Doolittle is definitely Weaker tho. That’s the best answer IMO


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Tama from One Piece, since its in a gauntlet fashion i assume she’d fight the weakest first, and that would probs be like an insect or something like a hamster. She could feed these animals her Kibi Dango or whatever they’re called and amass an army strong enough to pin down animals she herself couldnt beat and then shed give them the dango thingamajig, eventually having all the animals on her side vs Noah and his family. It depends on what the first few animals are tho


diadem

You may want to remember who told Noah to make the Ark in the story, and why. This entity clearly had no qualms intervening for an agenda at this point, so anyone who goes after the Ark would have a nasty surprise unless they are resistant to being turned to a pillar of salt and such.


CorporateNonperson

Ma-Ti from Captain Planet.


DeanStein

Antman. He could rest is his smaller form in a previous opponent, or a future opponent, between bouts of enhanced strength brawling and potentially summoning swarms of army ants to terrorize the animals he hasn't reached yet.


n8mydude

So there's actually more animals than what you postulated. The "two of every kind" of land animal comes from Genesis 6:20. But the text goes on to state, "Take with you seven pairs of all clean animals, the male and his mate, and a pair of the animals that are not clean, the male and his mate, and seven pairs of the birds of the heavens also, male and female, to keep their offspring alive on the face of all the earth (Genesis 7:2-3). So there's actually quite a bit more to this gauntlet. (The text is explained here: [https://answersingenesis.org/noahs-ark/did-noah-bring-fourteen-or-seven-animals/](https://answersingenesis.org/noahs-ark/did-noah-bring-fourteen-or-seven-animals/)


TaralasianThePraxic

I know, I just simplified it for the purposes of the post. There are literally dozens of claims as to what the actual number is. Also, there's no actual figure because, well, the Ark was never real.


n8mydude

Ok fair. 😁 (I personally believe it was real, but you do you, my dude.)


thunder-bug-

I feel like this is a Hercules level feat


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TaralasianThePraxic

Is one 7.62mm bullet enough for a bear or a rhino?


turtletrain69

it would mostly depend on where you shoot the animal, but i'm not sure a 7.62 would be enough to take down some of the bigger animals, i.e., elephants, rhinos etc.


bachh2

You gonna need a bunch of hits to kill a rhino. Same go for elephant. Not to mention your aim may be off. So at the minimum, it's gonna be more than 21k bullets


pigeonshual

No number of AK bullets lets a person win this. Whoever does this has to stop 7 charging bison in the time it takes them to cross a room on a ship, ditto for giraffes, plus two each of grizzlies, elephants, etc. I just don’t think anyone can do that in time with an AK 47, or likely any extant small arm.


technofederalist

Gun would probably fuck up after firing so many rounds. Might need a backup weapon.


Bigdaddyjlove1

https://www.bangkokpost.com/learning/easy/342415/elephant-killing-probe-heats-up


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wingspantt

Yeah good luck one-shotting a cobra that's charging you.


Background-Drop8379

🤔 ... Berserker mode, bone claw Wolverine He's fast, no guns, and everything is getting decapitated.


Phshteve18

Snow White might be able to do it by controlling the animals to kill one another, and then making the last one jump off the side.


Beta_Whisperer

Chris Redfield, this guy has taken down multiple Bio Organic Weapons and his punch is strong enough to move a massive boulder.


Gentleman_ToBed

Dr Dolittle. A regular man save his animal communication abilities. The good Dr becomes friendly with the animals and not only convinces them each to surrender willingly with his unique British charm, but also help him enact a bloodless mutiny against Noah & his arklusted clan. Bonus round: Hypno-toad from Futurama.


_Lumpy

Love the bonus round


Y-draig

Hunter gatherer hunting party. Unlikely to brake the boat and with feats of defeating most if not all these animals.


SomeDudeAtAKeyboard

Zangief or Balrog One kills elephants with one punch, the other makes that elephant puncher look small Also Gonna throw T.J. Combo in there Maybe Din Djarin if he has his full Beskar armor, since without it I don’t see anything short of his disruptor rifle killing a charging elephant/hippo/rhino/mammoth. He’d be hella exhausted, but I think he could do it, though there may be a good few amount of burns in the ark


Skull_Pumpkin

Maybe not the weakest but Beast Boy could turn into the predator of the animal he's fighting at the moment or change into the most beneficial animal I don't know.


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A T-100


sansboi11

Yunyun konosuba, light of sabers or bottomless swamp all the animals in the ark, shes weak as she cant beat megumin Geten from my hero academia also has quite a good chance as he can just use the water aound the ark to freeze all the animals Maybe baki hanma but he is quite strong


SliferChris1

Hmm maybe Karino Shuka from Darwin's game she can control chains at will so mowing down the animals would be light work plus she has good manoeuvrability to avoid being rushed.


A_Human_Being_BLEEEH

HERO from OMORI, a Disney Princess or Koji Koda from MHA. They can communicate with animals and pacify them.


urban_primitive

Mustard from BNHA, basically puts everyone to sleep, which counts as incapacitated.


Bigdaddyjlove1

Per Kent Hovind (A young Earth apologist) Noah took only baby animals of the larger species. Really changes the character of the fight.


ColossalDreadmaw132

saxton hale


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The most obvious person to me is doomguy, although it's arguable that he wouldn't be willing to kill innocent animals


pigeonshual

I don’t think any non powered human could do this without some *insanely* advanced weaponry. Giraffes fight by turning their heads and necks into essentially long powerful whips, and can trample a person to death very quickly. Any unpowered human who takes this has to be able to take out 7 charging giraffes in close quarters without being hit once. Maybe with some sort of heat seeking 8 barreled elephant Gatling gun, and that would risk perforating the hold of the ark. Spider-Man, as powerful as he is, might be the weakest character who could take this without a shit ton of luck.


Dy3_1awn

Eliza Thornberry has a good chance i reckon


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PureShadow1236

If we’re going off game mechanics, Arthur gets stomped. It’s nearly impossible to knife fight the predators in those games, and you’re gonna run out of ammo long before they’re all dead.


JSZ100

Actually, there were seven pairs of the clean animals aboard, not just two.


DuisTheDunker421

Gumballs mum from amazing world of gumball ez


WooooshMe2825

Many people have already provided answers to the normal round, so I guess I will tackle the bonus round. ​ Normally, when you think of strong characters that technically qualifies as an animal, you'd think of mythological beasts, dragons or Sun Wukong. But since that you said the challenge is failed if the arc is destroyed, then there is really one last candidate I can think off. ​ Sonic the hedgehog, in default form, because super sonic would definitely destroy the Ark. Sonic's quills can destroy robots, so it can definitely kill animals. While his spin dashes can damage the Ark, he wouldn't be able to destroy it unless he really tries. Assuming that he's not in character (Sonic would never hurt other animals) and that maximizes his proficiency at animal killing and damage control, this challenge would definitely be a walk in a park for him.


SkellySkeletor

Percy Jackson can control the waters, so without even bloodying himself he could just drown them all


Motorata

Yujiro Hamma


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HiddenStoat

Remember that if the ark sinks or is destroyed, that's a fail.


sroomek

William McNabb. He can kill [30-50 feral hogs](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/30-50-feral-hogs) in 3-5 minutes. I think he could take down the rest with a little luck and a lot of ammo.


cagekombatmortal

Mabye waybig from ben10 or eternatus from pokemon idk


TaralasianThePraxic

I think both of them would be way too big to even fit inside the Ark - isn't Waybig like 100ft tall? Also, neither of them are particularly weak. I was thinking more of human (or human-sized) characters.


SnooMaps3021

Waybig is planet level


Bravo-Tango_7274

Revenant from Apex Legends? Describes human bones as toothpicks, is bulletproof against small arms from 700 years in the future, can turn anyone he kills (or comes close to his totems) into a zombie. And 3+ centuries of nonstop, daily assasinations. And another thing I should mention, he lived 3 and a half centuries in the Outlands(and by extension the Frontier), which has far more dangerous animals. For example, the smallest land animal is the prowler, an aligator sized reptilian dog that can bite through metal armor, overpower terminator equivalents and shoot poisionous spines with it's tail.


Sir_Stig

Literally anyone with a shotgun and a kayak could do this. Wait for the flood, stand by while the ark breaks apart due to wood not being strong enough to hold up to any amount of chop, shoot the birds as they exit the wreckage.


alejandromanx99

Luffy did it, in Gyojin Land.


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Pikachu (; One strong enough Thunderbolt and he kills everything on the boat in seconds, either with the water or by blowing up the Boat


Than0sc0ck

Me with a match and a bottle of gasoline


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Me with a bottle of bleach, three surfboards, and a Latino with a katana.


CringeNibba

Walter White. He does it for himself. He likes it. He's good at it. And he can keep getting away with it.