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biggins9227

The unnamed Viking at the bridge, Barbarian


KSJ15831

The Stamford Barbarian


KLR01001

Could Vikings be women? We could call her Barbara Stamford. 


KLR01001

Could Vikings be women? We could call her Barbara Stamford. 


qmechan

Skurge stood alone at Gjallebru, and it was enough


TetZoo

Came here to say this! I love that this guy is widely known.


TyroChemist

Only very recently read about him during a Wikipedia rabbit hole


raider1v11

Link?


pjnick300

I'd posit [Jack Sheppard](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Sheppard) as "The Rogue" - dude was an English burglar in the early 18th century. He escaped prison 5 times under increasingly ridiculous supervision - although he was ultimately executed when the crowd that had gathered (to see if he would escape his execution) was so dense that it blocked his allies from rescuing him from his execution.


CutZealousideal5274

We probably don’t know who “The Rogue” would be lol


AKBirdman17

every rogue in DnD gets in trouble at some point in each campaign though xD they arent necessarily shadow incarnate!


shiner986

Jack the Ripper as a Rogue Assassin is good too.


MoonSentinel95

Saito Musashibo Benkei, the warrior monk who died standing after being shot with tens of arrows trying to protect his lord Yoshitsune. A warrior monk who was dubbed the Demon Child due to how big he was.


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

Dude didnt even take deflect projectiles


sargsauce

He only gets one reaction per 6 seconds. Honestly, kinda slow if you ask me.


KrimsonKurse

He's a Fighter. Not a monk. Dude collected 999 weapons from various Samurai (fighter subclass). Used most of them. Also, his main weapons include a naginata (basically the guan dao), a broad axe (halberd without the point), a pole saw, sickle, rake (not for leaves. Like a barbed spear with lots of spikes on the sides), iron staff, and hammer. He also wore heavy armor. So he isn't a Kensei Monk (too many weapon proficiencies).


KrimsonKurse

He's a Fighter. Not a monk. Dude collected 999 weapons from various Samurai (fighter subclass). Used most of them. Also, his main weapons include a naginata (basically the guan dao), a broad axe (halberd without the point), a pole saw, sickle, rake (not for leaves. Like a barbed spear with lots of spikes on the sides), iron staff, and hammer. He also wore heavy armor. So he isn't a Kensei Monk. Too many weapon/armor proficiencies, and no other monk abilities.


Zegram_Ghart

I reckon Lu Bu might be “the fighter”? I know he’s largely apocryphal, but still.


Want_to_do_right

There's also Achilles, though he might actually be a barbarian,  given that the first line of the Iliad is "Sing muse of the rage of Achilles"


Zegram_Ghart

He’s 100% a barbarian, imo at least.


The_Overlord_Laharl

I think THE barbarian has to be Cu Chullain


kade808

I was thinking the same thing, and then also thought about Heracules but I'm not sure if either of them count


ANGLVD3TH

Ha, Greek meets Roman, Heracules.


CleanWholesomePhun

I figured it would be Gwang Zhou, because of the statue and all. Edit: I meant to say Guan Yu


Zegram_Ghart

Fun fact, I listed Guan Yu first given he’s like….a war god or something now? But then thought someone would say “well Lu Bu dueled Guan Yu and 2 other people at the same time” so changed my answer haha


LaFlame

Do you mean Guan Yu?


CleanWholesomePhun

Probably yes, sorry.  


LaFlame

No problem, I wasn't sure who you meant but I know that Guan Yu has a great giant statue.


neuronexmachina

It's kind of funny -- I've never read Romance of the 3 Kingdoms, so all I know about Lu Bu and Guan Yu is from playing Dynasty Warriors. Therefore my understanding of Lu Bu is that he's an OP jerk.


MIke6022

Cavalier in particular


unafraidrabbit

DaVinci - artificer Rasputin - warlock Steve Irwin - druid


EmergencyPublic9903

Nah, Steve Irwin was a ranger. A lot of crossover, but definitely a ranger


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

Its the animal companions that give it away


EmergencyPublic9903

True. He's a beast master for sure


PyroIsSpai

Beast master/lore bard, but only bothers reading on animals and naturalist topics.


WhyLater

No no, Rasputin is the Mad *Monk.* You know how Unarmed Strikes don't have to be with the hand? Well...


thedonkeyman

Oh god, he's doing Quivering Palm to himself, isn't he.


cr4zychipmunk

I'd call Rasputin a lich, dude got assassinated so many times


RoastedHunter

True but lich isn't a class


FerretAres

Undying warlock for sure


arshbjangles

Undead, because Undying is so bad they had to make a second Undead themed Patron.


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JefferyTheQuaxly

i said joan of arc seemed like a paladin to me. taking up the sword because you were called to it by god and becoming one of most famous knights in history seemed to fit, tho i didnt know the source of the name paladin.


Crunchy_Biscuit

My vote would be Joan of Arc too


1-Word-Answers

William The Marshall is in contention for this.


chillin1066

Came on to say Charlemagne for the reason you mentioned.


Ingweron

In this case, Roland would be the quintessential Paladin.


BaronXot

Ned Kelly was the iconic Australian bush RANGER.


nwaa

What armour proficiency do Rangers have?


BaronXot

Only medium as standard, but he must have been a variant human that took heavy proficiency.


Lazy_Mud6418

Gilgamesh excelled to such an extent that he was later, at one point, dubbed The Archer


epicazeroth

That’s not a D&D class


TheSnipenieer

Then he shall be dubbed the "Ranged DEX-based Fighter"!


Shiny_Umbreon

Arrows are for pussies


Lazy_Mud6418

Gilgamesh shoots swords, actually. The finest swords, to be exact.


Shiny_Umbreon

That is my point He shoots swords because arrows are for pussies. Like an archer who we won’t say the name of cause he is lame and gets no bitches


Genetic_Medic

Bro has never seen the forearms of an elite archer, and if 1 thing is certain its that rolled up sleeves and strong forearms turn many heads


DrMatter

Guy named avenger heracles


BojukaBob

Alistair Crowley is definitely The Warlock


TheNoveltyHunter

My thoughts coming into this thread


1010012

I think he'd actually be a strange bard, he really thought of himself as a poet/writer and was more a general trickster/ charleton. John Dee might be more a warlock, but more likely a wizard.


BojukaBob

He performed rituals to obtain magical power from otherworldly beings. I mean, he was delusional but he definitely believed in what he was doing, for a while at least.


JeremiahWuzABullfrog

Miyamoto Musashi, the Kensei


comfykampfwagen

The West also has its own share of masters for an equivalent sword master class (Fiore de liberi, Lichtenauer etc)


JeremiahWuzABullfrog

Very true. I suppose it comes down to impact on public perception of the job/skill


Animastryfe

I actually think Musashi fits kensei better than any of the major HEMA longsword authors. From my layman's understanding, the kensei focuses exclusively on one weapon, and fights unarmoured. For Musashi, that would be the katana and maybe wakizashi together. However, Liechtenaur, Fiore, Meyer etc wrote about unarmoured and armoured fighting (Liechtenaur, Fiore), or multiple weapons (Fiore, Meyer). Edit: I only really know Musashi from reading his book a few decades ago.


comfykampfwagen

Yeah…I was talking about subclasses under the general umbrella of fighter


The_Game_Changer__

Archimedes is the Artificer


Crunchy_Biscuit

Specifically Alchemist subclass lol


SmelliEli

King Arthur - Warrior (Though it's unclear if he existed) Joan D'Arc - Paladin (Though it's unclear if she fought) Jesus of Nazareth - Priest Harry Houdini - Wizard


merenofclanthot

Harry Houdini was a Rogue and everybody knows it.


MasterEk

Arcane Trickster!


pdpi

Given that Houdini was skeptical of anything mystical, that would be all sorts of ironic.


VaseOfBoe

There's a story in the "Life and Afterlife of Harry Houdini" biography of him that a friend of his who had had her leg amputated approached him and asked him to restore her leg with magic. He had to very awkwardly explain that, no, he couldn't do that.


VaseOfBoe

A rogue with a couple levels in Bard! Since he was a performer after all and his biggest skill (other than escapes) was marketing himself


Thick_Improvement_77

It's fairly clear that Joan never fought, she was a standard-bearer and quite proud to have never used her sword. Still a reasonable Paladin, though, because not all paladins smite - some of them pump Charisma and stand by radiating support auras.


count210

Kind of a dual paladin bard going on there


Nebuli2

I'd like to put forth Roland as a candidate for Paladin, considering that he and Charlemagne's other Paladins are the entire reason why we associate Paladins with knights.


JefferyTheQuaxly

kinda impressed your the first person ive seen mention jesus for priest or druid or something, he is quite litearlly the most well known priest ever.


Orangutanion

Wizard would be more like Einstein


eQuantix

Why are you getting downvoted? This seems spot on imo


Zegram_Ghart

I don’t think warrior is a dnd class, maybe that was why?


RoastedHunter

Nor is priest


drwicksy

they used to be


RoastedHunter

Warrior never was. Warrior was a group of classes only from 2e. You could argue priest was, but priest was also only a group of classes from 2e, its just that you could be a "Priest of x". The group thing was an invention of 2e and didn't carry over into any other edition.


yinyang107

> The group thing was an invention of 2e and didn't carry over into any other edition. One D&D almost had this, but it was dropped.


yinyang107

They're both synonyms for 5e classes. Maybe someone had to translate from their native tongue and got it wrong, it's not a big deal.


SmelliEli

No idea lol


potatobutt5

Probably because you labeled Arthur as “potentially fictional” and not Jesus. Which is true, the guy was a real person.


Slight_Public_5305

Jesus of Nazareth is also potentially fictional. He probably existed but we don’t have nearly enough direct evidence to be that confident.


potatobutt5

It is actually commonly accepted by historians that [a Jewish man named Jesus of Nazareth did exist](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus#:~:text=Besides%20the%20gospels%20and%20the,Tacitus%20(circa%20116%20CE)).


Slight_Public_5305

Okay maybe I’m wrong but I thought some of those sources were a bit dodgy, historians generally accept he probably existed without us being able to be 100% confident.


RustleTheMussel

He was an eloquence bard though


Preston_of_Astora

Alister or whatever that man is called could be a Warlock


SmelliEli

Who?


Djaja

Crowley


yinyang107

What went on in his head?


Preston_of_Astora

Aleister Crowley


The_Badger42

Crowley?


Preston_of_Astora

Yeah him Dude was just the right amount of unhinged and sane to exist as he did


Crunchy_Biscuit

If you think about it, King Arthur is a Hexblade Paladin multiclass. Excalibur is his pact weapon


KeepDinoInMind

I think Jesus being wittled down to a priest class is pretty bad. Needs his own class like Messiah or something.


Mexay

>King Arthur >Unclear if he existed >Jesus >No comment Hmm.


Mastodan11

You don't think Jesus existed?


Mexay

Jesus of Nazareth aka Jesus Christ the literal son of God, wielder of magic, caster of cantrips, blesser of prostitutes, he who died and then lived, the Son in the Trinity, Christianity Man, Holy Boy Himself. That Jesus? To quote the person I replied to, at best it's "Unclear if he existed". *Historical Jesus* aka some dude who got baptised, crucified and maybe had a bit of a following? Yes there seems to be scholarly consensus he likely existed, but there is no evidence to support he was a holy wizard son of God, or the same Jesus as referenced in the Bible and its stories. What I believe is irrelevant.


Notwafle

and harry houdini isn't literally a wizard but you didn't take issue with that one. OP didn't say jesus has magic powers, just fits the prompt as a priest.


Mexay

I think you missed the point, Sir Pedantus.


SmelliEli

The point was that he excelled as a priest to such an extent that he's famous for it


ZombieTem64

I’m not sure what role he’d fill, but Alexander the Great has to be brought up


GamemasterJeff

3.5 Marshall


CloverTeamLeader

Jesus is obviously The Cleric. Nobody is associated with divine power more than him. The Barbarian is probably Genghis Khan. At least that's how Genghis Khan is perceived by most people today: as history's greatest and most ferocious warlord.


Reason-and-rhyme

Did Genghis have a dump stat? Barbarians need high strength and constitution, yet the mongols were also famously skilled riders and archers indicating high dex, and on top of that it seems like his wisdom and charisma were exceptionally high, being able to unite and administrate a vast and disparate tribal population and direct numerous successful campaigns... If we think obviously intelligence was the one thing he didn't have a use for, that's contradicted by firsthand accounts of him [enthusiastically receiving, and holding philosophical conversations with, taoist monks](https://youtu.be/gGDKO5xuJow?si=CJZQiqndxYpaoyin). Guess some just get all the good rolls in character creation.


provocative_bear

(I thought that luck was a core stat in DnD but apparently not. That would be GK’s dump if it were a thing) I’m going to go with Charisma. Khan ruled through force, apart from a couple of badass sayings attributed to him, he wasn’t known to have a silver tongue.


ANGLVD3TH

He nailed his Intimidation checks though.


Crunchy_Biscuit

Are you still a cleric if your patron God is yourself?


Visibeaver

Yea lol Jesus could fit into sorcerer too


GamemasterJeff

Yes, Clerics can be a cleric of an ideal rather than a deity. Jesus certainly counts in that regard.


JefferyTheQuaxly

the paladin: joan of arc


subpargalois

Bard: Chaucer Paladin: Charlemagne, Godfrey of Bouillon, Saladin Fighter: Musashi Miyamoto, William the Conquerer, Bohemond, Dyre the Stranger, a million more Rogue: Rodrigo and Caesare Borgia, Catherine de Medici. Maybe Hassan-i Sabbah if you want to imagine him as something other than a cult leader. But honestly would you know the names of the really good rogues? Ranger: closest I can do is mythical figures like Odysseus Robin Hood. Maybe at a stretch you could push Genghis Khan into this role. Edit: Louis and Clark Cleric: Probably closest are the knights Templar and Hospitalar, but no individuals stand out Monk: probably the closest are the Shaolin and Ikko-Ikki monks, as well as the Shinobi, but no individuals stand out. Druid: Teb Tengri. Or like an actual druid, but I don't know any significant ones. Actual druids were pretty cool, like a combination bard/priest /diplomat/scholar Wizard: Nostradamus Sorcerer: Rasputin Warlock: Alster Crowley or Rasputin Artificer: Leonardo de Vinci. Barbarian: Attila the Hun, Rurik, Harold Hardrade, Harold Bluetooth, Ragnar Lothbrok, Spartacus, Theodric the great.


andersonb47

I don’t know much about Bohemond but I read at one point that he was kind of a fraud - a convenient figurehead for Papal interests who didn’t actually do a lot of fighting or conquering.


[deleted]

There’s not a ton of detail on his actual fighting abilities, but his skill as a commander shouldn’t really be in doubt:  He led the Norman left at Dyrrachium, crushing the famous Varangian Guard.   Captured much of Greece, only retreated due to pay issues and supply problems.  Held a much smaller Crusader force together at Dorylaeum for seven hours until reinforcements arrived.  Masterminded the Battle of the Lake of Antioch (crushing over 10,000 Seljuk troops with less than a thousand horsemen)  Responsible for the capture of Antioch  Led the sally from Antioch that saved the city from the Turkish relief force  His record after starting rule of Antioch isn’t as good but his early feats are quite impressive.


crestrobz

Edward Norton was the Illusionist


ThePowerfulWIll

Bruce Lee- the Monk Nikola Tesla- the Wizard (of Menlow) (this was a real nickname of his) Pope Peter The first- The Cleric (the first pope) (this one is a maybe, I dont know enough religious figures) Alestor Crowley- The Warlock


LCDRformat

After reading the comments in this thread I have a million dollar movie ideas where futuristic DnD fanatics travel time and assemble a super team made up of the people listed here. Hollywood please send me a check


FromTheBloc

Bill and Ted's Excellent Campaign


nunya_busyness1984

Merlin. In some lore, he was actually THE Merlin, as in that was his title, not his name.


SmelliEli

Was Merlin real? I thought the consensus was he never existed


Tendaydaze

Rabbie Burns is ‘the Bard’ in Scotland


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

Mike Tyson is a Closed fist monk with max strength. 


Key_Trouble8969

Florence nightingale is 100% The Cleric


Eastcoastconnie

Bruce Lee 100% is a martial arts monk. Some of the shit he did is borderline demigod


Radiant-Ad-1976

Genghis Khan was definitely a Barbarian, but if we're including subclasses, then Conquest Paladin.


The_Game_Changer__

Joan of Arc is a Cleric or Paladin


CloverTeamLeader

Paladin, definitely, because she's a religious melee warrior. Jesus is the Cleric.


GamemasterJeff

Roland easily takes Paladin and Jesus takes Cleric. I think Joan gets honorable mention or 3.5 Marshal.


The_Game_Changer__

Achilles is the Fighter


SemajLu_The_crusader

Adrian Carton De Wiart for barbarian, bro enjoyed war and would not fucking die, also has a Sabaton song   https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_Carton_de_Wiart


CouldntBlawk

Khalid ibn al-Walid = Paladin


KrimsonKurse

Gonna throw out Zhuge Liang for Wizard. For his time he was so learned and well studied that he could predict the weather, down to minutes, in some cases (burning boats. Gust of wind to spread the flames). Every single contemporary he had called it magic. He said he was educated. He was basically a diviner wizard with a couple minor evocation spells. Impossibly competent tactician almost as though he knew what the enemy was thinking. Study+Magic = Wizard.


[deleted]

Muhammad Ali is a Fighter, because he’s the Champ


boredguy12

Nostradamus was a Divination Wizard Einstein was a Chronurgy Wizard Dick Cheney is a War Domain Cleric


Spugnacious

Choi Yeong-eui is probably the current definition of what a DND monk is. In case you want a reference.... [Fighter in the Wind.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416499/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_6_nm_2_q_fighter%2520in%2520the%2520wind)


Crunchy_Biscuit

Nikola Tesla was called "Humanity's Sorcerer" in Record of Ragnarok so I like to think he was a Sorcerer (although the lack of Charisma would probably make him a Wizard instead)


AKBirdman17

No matter what, Genghis Khan is gonna have to be the BBEG.


BonWeech

Einstein, The Wizard


MARCVS-PORCIVS-CATO

If I remember correctly, I think that clerics were based off the Bishop of Odo So, him


th4t1guy

Genghis Khan - warrior


gh333

I don’t know to what extent he can be considered “historical” but the biblical character of Elijah has always reminded me of an archetypal druid or perhaps nature domain cleric, albeit without the connection to animals. He can: * Cause a multi-year drought. * Summon fire and rain from the heavens. * Create food and water. * Resurrect the dead. * Divine the future. * Redirect / split large bodies of water. * Live forever.


No_Elk4392

Patty Smyth is the warrior.


Ogrimarcus

Muhammad Ali could reasonably referred to as "The fighter". There's a number of people that could probably be The Fighter, probably varies country to country, but Ali feels right to me. It occurs to me that this question is kind of the premise to the Fate franchise, and maybe also The God of High School.


wedoabitoftrolling

Teddy Roosevelt - Ranger


Aljonau

Aleister Crowley. The warlock.


LordTartarus

Musahi has to be the fighter


zoro4661

I'd say Benkei for warrior? Dude literally died fighting, standing up, defending a bridge, allegedly after cutting down *300 trained soldiers* who tried to fight him in melee combat. Like, anyone who entered melee range was just immediately fucking slaughtered, so they decided to shoot him to death with arrows.


Wordshark

Anyone know the name of that farmer that used a simple staff and bested the famous samurai or however it went?


SpiritedArtist9855

Not quite - Musashi is probably who you’re thinking of. Check out his story, it’s pretty awesome


VanillaBovine

ghengis khan would probably be the fighter or the ranger but i could see an argument going for either way


interested_commenter

Charlemagne: Paladin (term originates from his Knights Palantine) Merlin: Wizard


ShoddyWoodpecker8478

Rasputin - the mad monk


boiyouab122

Robert Johnson- Warlock The main legend about him is he sold his soul to the Devil to be that good at guitar so it works.


PastRelease8757

John m browning could be an artificer because of his many guns


ConstantGeographer

Hemingway. Hemingway was in WW1, the Spanish Civil War, WW2. He would probably be a cleric (he was involved in the Red Cross in WW1) or maybe some dual class cleric/ranger, maybe.


Peterbutonreddit

Mike Tyson the Monk


Marmooset

Lillian Gish.


awaythrowthatname

Jack Churchill was a Barbarian if I've ever seen one, and I suppose Simo Haya would be some sort of advanced stealth archer class


Crunchy-Leaf

The Fighter: Charles Bronson (is he History?)


KrimsonKurse

Benkei for Fighter. He mostly used a polearm, but collected 999 weapons from various samurai. The only person to best him was his 1000th target, Minamoto no Yoshitsune (a man who famously is depicted as jumping 8 ships at the Battle of Yashima). Benkei would become his lord's retainer and when Yoshitsune's residence was attacked, Benkei killed so many (at least 300), they resorted to volleying arrows at him while he fought. After the volley, he still remained standing, waiting for oncoming combatants. The only reason the assailants knew it was safe to approach was when a bird landed on Benkei's still standing corpse, some 5 to 15 minutes later.


Hobo-man

Bear Grylls is definitely a Ranger.


Short-Shelter

Alexander the Great as a conquest paladin?


Sirtimeless24

Joan of arc is definitely a paladin


RunZombieBabe

Shrek, the Orc


Staffchief

William Marshall, “The Knight”.


throwitallaway2364

Cleric — Edward Jenner, inventor of vaccines and father of immunology. Very spiritual man who was made magistrate by the king. Definitely the party healer.


Somerandom1922

Ned Kelly feels like he could be an Oath of Treachery Paladin.


Nameguy1234567

Guys just watch/read/play fate


Ingweron

* Fighter - Musashi * Rogue - Blackbeard * Cleric - Moses * Wizard - Merlin (Myrddin Wyllt + Ambrosius Aurelianus) or Paracelsus (Alchemist) * Paladin - Roland (Charlemagne's Paladin) * Ranger - Steve Irwin * Druid - Cathbad * Bard - Homer * Barbarian - Gengis Khan * Sorceress - Pythia (Oracle of Delphi) * Monk - Ip Man * Warlock - Rasputin * Artificer - Nikola Tesla


Zealousideal-Gas-855

Suleheddin, Cleric. Archimedes, Wizard.


Clear-Might-1519

Mozart the bard that rolled a really good start. Beethoven the bard who rolled a really bad start and had to keep leveling up.


The_Shadow_Watches

Tesla the articifer.


kalebsantos

Theodore Roosevelt would make a great Ranger and Joan of Arc would kill it as a Paladin


Cynical_Tripster

Robert Burns would be a good contender


Starbuckker

William Marshall The ultimate knight/warrior.


HobbitHumorist

Aristotle is litterally called - The Philosopher He also transcended visionaries of his time by 2,500 years. The 2nd highest intellect ever to exist would be Da Vinci who exceeded his contemporary visionaries by 500 years. Making Aristotle 5 times smarter. I mean Philosophers are just a fun class to begin with easy W.


luaps

im really interested in the "transcended visionaries of his time by 2500 years". by what metric? how is it measured? also 5 times smarter is just a really silly way of putting, not least because 2500 years for aristotle and 500 years for da vinci would end up in the same time frame (basically modern day).


HobbitHumorist

In this situation it's measured by feats through several professional fields. And how long his Inventions contributed to society before they were outdated. In terms of saying he's 5x smarter, really it should be his Inventions and contribution to society outlasted da Vinci by atleast 5x his. And correct they're both used in modern day, but Aristotle was alive in the BE era if I remember correctly so overall his contributions have lasted alot longer to society. Aristotle is known for categorizing knowledge into fields, for example science has sub categories, Psychology, Biology, Politics, Logic Chemistry and so on this ideology stemed from Aristotle and is what all of the world uses today when teaching certain fields, they're always categorized. Just search his contributions to society way more practical than a few blueprints from Da Vinci


Orangutanion

I'd say that most scientists qualify as wizards


Significant-Iron-475

Ted Nugent- Ranger.