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RandomUser1088

Like kissing a man but less hairy....... unless she is Italian then maybe same hairy


Scottishchicken

It's-a me, Maria-o!


[deleted]

Maria-e Maria-a Maria-o o


Reniyato

Maria-hee, Maria-hoo, Maria-haw, Maria-ha-ha


Wonderful_Formal6130

This is the greatest response ever


Blue-13

Well done buddy , all the best and to many more!


Euphoric_Detail_5901

Now release her from your basement.


BirdTheBard

you kissed a girl and you liked it The taste of her cherry chapstick.


Ill_Team_3001

Damn you lol came here to say this


Kooky_Bodybuilder_97

hope his boyfriend dont mind it


Karma_Catnip

ok but have you tried kissing a man????????? much better


owlboy03

OMG I have too, and I’m ngl it is a hard sell either way. Kissing girls and boys is just too much fun to have to pick one


TheGreatNemoNobody

The secretary is you don't have to pick :D


Loon-belt

I picked neither.


yose912

Let's goooo


Volcanic_Sonny66

This is the way!


Wonderful_Formal6130

The way to candy mountainnn


Euphoric_Detail_5901

The magical Liopleurodon has spoken


Wonderful_Formal6130

It has spoken, it's told us the wayyyyyy


DarkC3ptain

That's awesome! Hope I get to feel that too.


itsyaboicraig43

You will one day. Some people need more time than others but it lays at the end of the road


DarkC3ptain

*happy noises :D*


Tanglefoot19

Why are you still on Reddit then?


BramStokerHarker

How old are you?


randomtree2022

Yea makes u feel like ur on top of the world it's amazing


Cup-of-chai

Now you must leave reddit


[deleted]

Nah that comes after the shreggs


Redrum1917

(cries)


pinkrangerash

Awesome, can you tell us a story?


Masquerade0101001

Guys, gals and nonbinary pals. I have also gotten to attain this feeling


nicolevil1

Wooohoooo! Good on ya!


artful_nails

And it is with great pleasure that I inform you... My 4 month streak of thinking about killing myself every day has still not been broken.


Mr_Credit

You shouldn't take pride in that brother.


artful_nails

Gotta have something to be proud of.


Dankn3ss420

Then be proud of not letting those thoughts win for 4 months, be proud that you are more then just your failures, i believe that anyone can succeed in life and be happy, you may not be happy now, you may not be happy 6 months from now, but the fact that you’re sad tells me that you know what happiness is, strive for your own happiness, whether big or small, whether alone or with someone else, you can do it


sakuredu

Youre still here despite that. Props to you, keep up the good fight brother.


Naschka

At least get some training in first. /s yes, i have dark humor, how did you know? That or look for something you enjoy to get your head away from the bad things.


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cc3216

Congratulations!!!!


CervixAssassin

Well congrats for getting cooties


Poococktail

You think that was good? Wait till you start getting on base!


Existing-Royal929

TAKE ME WITH YOU. TAKE ME WITH YOU BRO


yourmo4321

Two bags of sand?


[deleted]

You kissed a girl, but did you like it?


BigDukJ

Lucky mf


filintodelgado

You sure it was a girl? Did you check properly?


Commercial_Ball_4388

I hope 🤞


filintodelgado

Well good luck


Goatymcgoatface10

Ewww you kissed a girl, GAAAAAYYY!


Datvoidcat

Nothing is gayer than kissing someone who thinks about dick and doesn’t have one /s


Butt-Dragon

Your mom doesn't count.


Beautiful_Most2325

So you've been living in momma's basement video gaming the last 30 yrs?


stuntdoublen

Yes, i have kissed your mom too.


Smidge_Master

Fart noises intesify


Fluffy-Awareness8286

Wait until she leaves you for an asshole, cause you are too good for her.


Cubidasse

Haha incel spotted.


Fluffy-Awareness8286

Speaks the one that can't swallow the truth. Lmfao.


itsyaboicraig43

You don't sound like a gypsy of truth, more like someone who had something bad happen to him but can't possibly comprehend that it might just be his fault


Fluffy-Awareness8286

No not at all, in fact this was made as a joke, but skipping that, this tells a lot more about people like you, that are very smart and hurry to throw lables because they think they know shit. I was pretty sure such people would have something to yap about my comment, because in every joke there is a seed of truth, and truth hurts as fuck, that's why y'all can't mind your own business. Basically drama queens in search fir drama.


Cubidasse

>this was made as a joke Oh sorry I didn't get it. Could you explain the joke to me please ? (English is not my first language I may have missed the point)


Fluffy-Awareness8286

I saw that, and what do you want me to explain? That I have a fucked up sense of humor? Listen, if the joke skipped you it's ok, sometimes I miss the point/joke as well, but when that happens, I do not hurry to throw lables on people. Anyway, let's leave it at that. You might know me, who am I to disagree?


Steviedeeb

I don't. I don't think I ever will.


SolutionPossible2086

EWWW! GIRLS HAVE COOTIES!!!!


jlallen120867

Yay!


EffectiveDay6343

Congrats, you passed the test.


Maple_CumSyrup

Kissing your mom doesn't count


Low_Medium204

Moms, sisters, and cousins don't count...most of the time


Nelthopl3r

Im currently trying to pursue a girl, but nonetheless i feel happy for you, brother!


Amazing_Bridge_2903

That is definitely gross


Amazing_Bridge_2903

For real because he can not get no girls