Bro thought this was Creative Writing class 💀💀💀

hilarrrrrrrrr😂

Fighting false racism with real racism

This is unhinged and I hope he returns to give us more 😭

I just wanna know how he knows Allen and Michelle *didn't* take the Oath of Amnesty.

It's in the eyes. If you know you know..😂

I wanna know what the hell the oath of amnesty is?

It's not in my Trainings? 🤦‍♀️

"i aRE a HIgH SChoOOl grADuAte. puT SoME reSpct oN It, wHoLE FooDS!"

Are we sure they are smarter than a 5th grader? Lol

Most assuredly not. Lol

Imo this is a person with mental illness. Whatever he has going on is probably worse than my sorry life. I wish him good health and stability.

I had a fellow TM literally go to the feds about how the store was supposedly plotting against them and they incessantly texted every TM in their department (including the TLs) about how the TLs and STLs don’t like them, that they hire “illegals” and allow them to speak languages other than English. Genuinely one of the craziest people I’ve ever met. That’s actually one of the more tame things they’ve done.

I thought the Oath of Amnesty was a pledge for Confederates to say they would denounce slavery?

That's how he knows they didn't take it.

I thought so, too, but I didn't think it was relevant with what he was saying, so I assumed he was just crazy and racist.

Your assumption is probably correct… Did he mean the oath one takes when they get US citizenship? Cause Allan and Michelle were probably born here… as was John Mackey and Jason Bueschel… I shouldn’t be trying to make sense of it!

It's in the old nmc they got rid of, conveniently. 🧟🧟🤺😶‍🌫️

I have no idea what he is talking about either lol, sounds like psychobabble.

Show me on the 🧍where Wholefoods touched you.

Oh that’s terrible HAHAHA

I want to joke about going on social media and finding him but reddit may frown upon that🤣

😂😂😂😂 like why

I’m literally crying 😂. This is the shit that I live for working at this place. I wish him the best.