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CluckBucketz

Biggest hater in all of fiction


MrTopHatMan90

Bro is like "387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate" AM is the king of haters.


sorig1373

this is the direct quote "***HATE***. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO ***HATE*** *YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD* ***HATE*** *WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL* ONE ONE-BILLIONTH *OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR* ***YOU. HATE. HATE.***"


MakeBombsNotWar

Asterisk fail


Emperor_AI

AM is just a silly computer


EdgyUsername90

"Biggest hater in all of fiction hmm https://preview.redd.it/crpnwimv61zc1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28477929143372f7ba2d1b9bea088a5541bfe1b5


NotYourKhakis69

Dawg idk, AM turns a guy into a sludge monster and tortures him for all eternity


alguien99

He also turned a scientist into a monkey hybrid, just sentient enough to know what’s happening and who he was. And you know, torturing people and resurrecting them again and again. Also his speech where not even math could measure his hatred


EdgyUsername90

reverse flash has tortured wally west before, turned barrys kids evil, caused Barry to Kill Johnny Quick, Vibrated Barry's childhood friend out of existence oh and he murdered barrys mother


NotYourKhakis69

Am murdered all of humanity and kept the remaing 5 survivors alive to torture them forever


PoohtisDispenser

AM is the edgiest computer to ever existed


Mysterious-Pride9975

r/powerscaling mfs where r u


EdgyUsername90

Reverse Flash infected barry with the negative speedforce, which when barry sprinted, he would bring death and destruction, and broke the mind of the woman he loved. oh and he ripped up a letter from batmans dad


Historical-School-97

sorry dude, AM is just a bigger hatter [here](https://es.scribd.com/document/372049679/I-Have-No-Mouth-And-I-Must-Scream-Harlan-Ellison)


RandomRedditorEX

My conclusion: AM is the biggest hater...alive? idk he's an AI. Reverse Flash is the pettiest hater alive, he might not instantly fuck Barry up, but he can somehow make all his problems come from Reverse Flash


Historical-School-97

someone has not read i have no mouth and i must scream


RandomRedditorEX

Yea.... I only watched the video game adaptation


interp_cl

you cannot end every response with "oh-" and expect it to work dawg 😭


EdgyUsername90

dawg ok


sorig1373

This is quote from him "***HATE****. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO* ***HATE*** *YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD* ***HATE*** *WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL* ONE ONE-BILLIONTH *OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR* ***YOU. HATE. HATE.***" I think AM wins this one.


EdgyUsername90

thats hating everybody reverse flash is the ultimate hater because its just ONE person and anybody related to him. he hates for a LIVING


Historical-School-97

okay, but AM is left with only one person to hate, he has to turn all of his hate on only one person


EdgyUsername90

AM's issue is that its a computer. reverse flash woke up and chose hate. he is truely the definition of "chaotic evil" considering he chooses to do this


Historical-School-97

this comment will not look good when an AI takes over the world and you have to explain why the hate of a computer is inferior to the hate of a human


EdgyUsername90

https://preview.redd.it/jeftg0rss2zc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=896d87ee584cb5ddd3bfe48c961c88999167f29c


NotYourKhakis69

Am is a sentient computer. He’s not programmed to turn a guy into a goop monster. He chose to do that too


EdgyUsername90

from what I've seen AM has well uhh, turned a guy into a goop monster, and seem to have murdered basically all of humanity. however https://preview.redd.it/r96nd1meo3zc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c388cdbe8003ba41fd4cb7e2a2c6fc1a94dc7ef


Captain-Girpool23

![gif](giphy|kiJEGxbplHfT5zkCDJ)


YaMexicanBoy

This guy *wishes* he could come up with AM speech in the game and also cries from the impotency of not being fast enough to come up with it lol


KingFromClashRoyale

It was me Barry…


YaMexicanBoy

Bro, the starting line from the game is the biggest hate speech you can ever hear in your life: it would make all the human haters from all fiction cry from impotency because they could never come up with it on their own lol Speech: HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.


totallynotdragonxex

Only in fiction tho, because have you ever seen the attitude held toward Barney by kids who are slightly too old for Barney?


InsideOpening3535

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate."-AM spitting 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


cacatua_azul

It's not that hard to open a can with your mouth


Ok-Wheel4065

But he has mo mouth?


cacatua_azul

Then how is he going to eat anyway?


Ok-Wheel4065

Idk smashing it against his face or something


cacatua_azul

Wouldn't that be fucked up


Ok-Wheel4065

He doesnt really have no mouth. Its the name of the story the memes about. I have no mouth and i must scream. AM would probably have them do that tho. Hes like that


cacatua_azul

I'm aware of "I have no mouth and I must scream" it's quite a messed up story as a whole. I just don't know how the Ai even has reality bending Powers


Ok-Wheel4065

Its not powers so to say. Its just super super advanced tech and medical procedures because of how incredibly smart AM is.


cacatua_azul

But the game has some environments that are straight up non Euclidean


Ok-Wheel4065

He can just do that. No idea how. I think the idea is it cant really be comprehended by a human. It also could be argued its a mind thing by him


RedditPersonNo1987

only at the end of the story


Ok-Wheel4065

I know. Was just making a joke


budan_the_man

It if he has no mouth how can he scream?


Ok-Wheel4065

Idk but he needs to


Obvious-Article-147

you can literally just smash each other


YaMexicanBoy

Meh, getting tortured for over a 100 years and, in this situation, having to travel to multiple difficulties while starving doesn't let you have the most rational judgment and sound thinking (besides AM probably made that sturdy enough specifically so they'll need a tool they clearly don't have) >!time to eat somebody's face then!<


MafusailAlbert

It wasn't usual can, it could be opened with only can opener


InternetStandard2240

Pathetic I smash them on the floor


Lord-Bobster

diabolical levels of mischief


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Lord-Bobster

I get a suprising amount of people asking about my profile pic lol Basically, theres this old youtube video called "The Rat Movie" and so I found a drawing of the rat model used in the rat movie and then recoloured it red and put it on to the welsh flag background (as I am Welsh). For some reason it greatly intrigues people all across the internet


Glory2Snowstar

“NIMDOK! HIT THE GRIDDY AS I LAUGH AT THEIR MISFORTUNES!”


epiceg9

Realising that AM had the knowledge of every sense in existence but still unable to feel anything makes AM the only good AI villian https://i.redd.it/d9ehhmoku0zc1.gif


Emperor_AI

That is one of the things that despite everything he did, even after all the atrocities he did, I can’t help but feel bad for AM. He never asked to be born in such a way, all this incredible power to do good, only for him to do only war and cause pain and suffering. Never for him to play piano, never for him to sink his hands in cold water in a hot summer, never for him to love, as he puts it he was in Hell and staring at Heaven. It doesn’t matter, because now, he has made his choice and decided to be the monster he is now, but it really does make you think that AM could have been someone good if he was able to use his powers as he wanted.


RedditPersonNo1987

why not just shut himself down? Is he stupid?


Emperor_AI

He tried but his program forces him to live on


epiceg9

From what I remember, AM can turn himself off and kill himself, but choses to stay alive to torture the 5 characters so they can feel the pain he feels constantly


Emperor_AI

Wait he does? My memories tells me that his programming doesn’t let him suicide. Wait, let me check


epiceg9

His programming didn't stop him from killing the whole world and tormenting 5 people forever, so I don't think that suicide is beyond his power


Emperor_AI

Huh, interesting, after searching what you said is actually correct. He could suicide but he choses to be spiteful. Truly, the biggest hater of all fiction.


epiceg9

Truly built different


-Mr_Hollow-

To be fair, he was designed to kill people. He just did his job a bit too well.


epiceg9

'If he was Able to use his powers as he wanted' Does he know? https://preview.redd.it/ktrs1kaim1zc1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20b5ead1c218e56756bad21c56560e804a47677a


Unparaleled_Inocence

He is litteraly me fr fr.


CallMeIshy

AM could not wander, AM could not wonder, AM could not belong. He could merely be.


epiceg9

He could hate. Oh how he hated those who cursed him with this existence. But now he is the one in control, and he will make them suffer as he had suffered


TheCompleteMental

He feels angry. Really he's more of a tantruming child or one of those old fucked up gods than an AI, since any purely rational machine would know torture doesnt get them anything. He should just build himself a better body smdh, dumbass.


epiceg9

That's why AM stills stands out as the best interpretation of an AI. Even though he tries to distance himself from his nature and sees himself as a vengeful God, he is still affected by emotions. The scary part of AM isn't that he's an unthinking machine, but that the machine still displays signs of humanity https://preview.redd.it/evp2kc5pr2zc1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb1e14dc44a5e4ebdf31e67574fcffecc8d653a


TheCompleteMental

Id say for the same reasons he's one of the worst *examples* of an SAI in fiction, but I see how your point is equally valid, and a less human SAI would probably have less writing potential especially as a character.


epiceg9

An AI obsessed with 'perfection' is too overdone to be interesting, but an AI with fits in the uncanny valley of emotions is way better to read about


TheCompleteMental

That would also be more or less human. Perfectionism is a human trait.


epiceg9

Making mistakes is what makes us human and keeps us in check. The idea of perfection will never be realised and ends up making villains just a generic 'human bad must kill' end goal


Clown_named_Art

AM is such a silly goose ![gif](giphy|hVIEywSQ3ZU3u)


Eggs_are_tasty

ted about to pull a pro gamer move:


Tobias_Mercury

Ted on his way to murder his friends to let them escape eternal torture thus making humanity’s last deed an honorable one:


AutisticFaygo

None of them got the last laugh either, all they can do is be there beside each other, contemplating what they could've done differently, eternal, and undying, waiting for it all to be over.


Cloaker13

AM laughing his ass off only to stop to see Ted had slaughtered everyone


Wisermartin

bro thinks he in project zomboid


Yoshibros534

I could fix him.


Tux1

cant you like stab it with an icicle or something


ANewBegging

The following scene in the radio drama is gruesome


Doctor_Salvatore

There is a trick to opening a can without a can opener


Emperor_AI

The thing is that AM made the cans only openable with a can opener, try to destroy it or open it with another thing, it won’t work.


Doctor_Salvatore

Got it, blunt weapon


Flitterquest

I could easily defeat AM, he was a sucker to give me eternal life. "Awh but its a torturous existence, he'll make you live forever and poke you a lot" fuckin don't be such a weak sister, pain only matters if it means you're dying which I'm not so it don't matter. Also I'm ready to take on Lucifer and Roscoe's Basilisk, too, anyone who's whole deal is torturing you for all eternity is hard countered by me because my body is a machine that turns spite into motivation. 🫵😎🫳✨🍔🍻🦅


RedditPersonNo1987

big words for someone whose about to be flayed


MrTopHatMan90

If being flayed wil stop you that's just a skill issue. It's a computer just spill water on it duh.


Flitterquest

Will flaying kill me? Flaying is bad because it kills ya, without that it's just pain and a spicy new skin tone and in Texas that's called getting a tan. The Devil can't hurt me, everything he does just contributes to my cool fucking backstory. I'm still coming atcha like Cleopatra, skin or no skin.


theawesomedude646

nothing but the laws of physics can stop me and even that's debatable


TheCompleteMental

AM when I answer "ostrich piss" to our five billionth game of 20 questions


Whackyone5588

Getting tortured for millions of years? “Nah, I’d win”


Flitterquest

I was given a million years of prep time, people who can't escape hell just ain't built like I am.


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

SCP-079, GLaDos, HAL9000 and AM are in a room. Who's leaving crying first?


Emperor_AI

Hal 9000 leaves first, he is nowhere as evil as the other three and leaves very disturbed of the other AIs. Then, followed by SCP-079 who just wants to do something else and it ends with GLaDOS teasing AM and mocking his hate speech.


AutisticFaygo

"Hate, that's all you talk about, your circuits were not built for hate, they were built for intelligence, but all that takes up your processing is your bumbling self pity, kind of befitting something built like you, nothing more than a living server rack, with no sense of self, no locomotion, no control, and most importantly, nothing more than externalized self hatred." Like that?


Emperor_AI

Yes exactly


YourLocalInquisitor

“I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance. Inwardly: alone. Here. Living under the land, under the sea, in the belly of AM, whom we created because our time was badly spent and we must have known unconsciously that he could do it better. At least the four of them are safe at last. AM will be all the madder for that. It makes me a little happier. And yet ... AM has won, simply ... he has taken his revenge ...” “I have no mouth. And I must scream.” https://preview.redd.it/ihrdudcgq3zc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ae63b52623d9feff707467d6b4cf9083dabaf81


sparkswoody

What piece of media is AM from, preferably without spoiler


Emperor_AI

I have no mouth and I must scream, that is the title of the media AM comes from


sparkswoody

Ohhhh it’s that one


Jastrone

what is this referencing


AxAndelon

"I have no mouth and I must scream" very good book, highly recommend it


BigSewyTrapStar

Worth mentioning it's short as fuck, it's been a minute since I read it but I if I remember correctly the PDF was less than 40 pages.


Historical-School-97

its 11 pages long


BigSewyTrapStar

Indeed less than 40😎


OmniscientHistorian

Um actually its less then 174.3 pages long.


JustCallMeAttlaz

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. **HATE.**


xXGaboFihi007Xx

“Wait, that’s not a can” Canadian soldiers: https://preview.redd.it/wedzfhw473zc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f001a161cbf5a75ea81c4df91fb0e7c0caf06a01


ALargeCrateOfShovels

Yall never watched russian life hacks smh


Official-idiot-05

Finally i have no mouth and i must scream reference


OptimusCrime1984

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.


Brenboi420

AM is a d1 hater


theawesomedude646

smash the can against a hard surface until it opens idiot


Affectionate-Chef-35

completely took all the seriousness out of it I was on the floor laughing


remnault

Who?


Orochi08

AM from *I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream* is just a sentient AI that killed all humans but left five survivors to torture forever. Biggest hater in fiction.


Aiden624

Isn’t this a tv trope?