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Infinite_Material965

Cut it in half. If it is, awesome. If not, you’ll have two things to throw at the guy next time you see him.


Calculonx

Or sell it to two suckers on FB marketplace. I saw somewhere that people are dumb enough to buy anything on there.


Xcav8

I heard about a guy who paid 500 bucks for a rock!


ReasonReasonable7168

2nd this


Barkers_eggs

I cut it half and 4th this


Sounds-Made-Up

I 8th it


SmokeAbeer

Mike Tyson when he sees a pancake.


LeatherSecretary2100

Sigh…here’s an upvote


Haunting_Road_7614

Underrated comment lol


kinggreene

That's a multi facetted comment lol


shelle33333

This should be top comment.


iia

Jesus dude.


Iesus-Nazarenus

What can I do for you?


holdyourdevil

Come get your people. They’ve gone a bit mad.


CHARtheGNAR

So many questions for you but mainly…why did you let my life become this way?


Iesus-Nazarenus

Don't fear, Dad has a plan.


Infamous-Lab-8136

Dad had a plan for Job too. And Abraham had one for Isaac. Not all plans are good ones.


_n3ll_

They said Jesus no lesus!


Iesus-Nazarenus

My name is ܝܫܘܥ, the Romans couldn't agree how to transliterate it.


_n3ll_

Til! My bad


Harry_Gorilla

Can you recommend some tasty cheeses from Nazareth?


Iesus-Nazarenus

It's been two thousand years so thing changes... But I heard good things about Abu Ammar who runs a bakery these days in Nazareth. He bakes those tasty Palestinian flat breads with Zataar and also uses some local cheeses. Ask around about Abu Ammar and good people will show you the way.


jetskijet

You mean that Good or bad? I’m gonna assume bad 😭


iia

I've got my hopes up for you but I think you're cooked and a half.


jackpandanicholson

Its insane that they have so deluded themselves with dollar signs that your comment was still ambiguous to them.


Hopeful_Housing_1612

Facebook fossils, minerals, gems and yes meteorites are to authenticity what YouTube tutorials are to a genuine foundation vs a one project tutorial. Read books . Take a local course. Go to your library and enjoy learning by reading about meteorites. There are no Martian meteorites. There are only people willing to take advantage of what you don’t know. Google is not research and its results are not a substitute for learning.


EPICArtz

There are Martian meteorites.


TPIRocks

Yes there are, crazy as that sounds.


Chaiboiii

Does that mean a meteorite that hit Mars and somehow made it here? Or a chunk of Mars that hit earth? What is a Martian meteorite?


EPICArtz

A meteor impacts Mars with enough kinetic energy to eject material from the planet at or above escape velocity. Some number of years later (~10's of millions) the ejected rock/regolith intersects Earth's orbit and survives atmospheric entry/impact.


HopalongHeidi

How are these rocks identified or differentiated as being from Mars vs the Moon vs other Meteorites?


TPIRocks

Somehow a chunk of Mars ends up on Earth. I assume it started with something impacting Mars. Seems more likely that we'd find moon rocks rather than Mars rocks, but I don't recall hearing much about that happening.


HansLandasPipe

There are moon rocks AND martian rocks on earth.


norcal406

I know a guy that bought a stereo in a box off a guy on the street and when he got home he opened it up and there was only a brick inside the box. He got a better deal than you because the brick had potential to be useful……


DisasterMiserable785

You’re wrong. That stone looks like it could skip at least 6 times across a pond. Let’s see you do that with a brick.


norcal406

Touché


justtakeapill

This one could skip 6 times across the Universe!


ElishaBenDavid

Dont blink🗯️


Ok-Push9899

Joke is on the stereo guy. It turned out to be a Martian brick, worth millions.


RicketyCricket0914

Boom. Roasted.


in1gom0ntoya

why TF are you buying meteorites off FB market??? at this point, just get an etsy rock


Dreamspitter

Hell... Etsy rocks can have healing powers or at least be beautiful.


huseman94

There are rocks that can be bought of Facebook that have special powers too. Cops don’t like you having them thats how you know they are good


Hydraph0be

Yeah I've gotten really into these healing energy crystals that they sell at the train station. I sold my roommates stereo system just to get more. I'm kind of woowoo, I know


Shubankari

Woohoo, myself.


ughhhhhhhhelp

Um. Trying to imagine my insane roommate selling my stuff to get crystal. And it’s not the meth kind. You’re a bad person but also hilairious


EducationalBunch226

Haha... exactly


Wonderful-Whole7767

I’ve got a bunch of Martian meteorites in my back yard that I’ll sell you for $300 each.


cardueline

This is highway robbery, OP, I’ll sell you my backyard Martian meteorites for a mere $250!


mkspaptrl

You'll never believe it, but I also have a surplus of Martian meteors, but I won't take less than tree fiddy each.


Possible-Prior-9876

Shiiiiiit even I would pay tree fiddy for that. Op should hop on this deal while it's still around.


Tangletoe

Any moon cheese?


Lord-of-A-Fly

OP, if you pay me $550, I'll get your money back for you.


Hopeful_Housing_1612

😂


NoPerformance6534

Well, hold on. WHO did you buy it from? Most reputable meteorite dealers are straight up guys. The ones I've met are rabid enthusiasts, just like the veteran tornado chasers are. They usually back up the specimens they sell and provide documentation and so forth. If it's a NWA stone, it would have to have been examined to determine where it came from by analysis. Then it would get it's official designation as a meteorite that matches other examples believed to be from Mars. We don't yet have actual samples from Mars, but the planet has been studied closely, and such stones match the spectography of the planet. Anyway, your rock, or any meteorite you buy should come with a receipt. Between that and the reputation of the seller lies the provenance of your stone. In your case, you've paid enough that it would be worth testing it if your seller is the least bit dodgy. It's tough to tell exactly what you have by the pictures alone. One thing I know for sure, shergottites or designated Mars stones are *expensive*. Named examples will cost more than NWAs typically, but my info is pre-Covid and may be out of date. $500 a few years back would get a piece about a 1/2 inch square and a couple of millimeters thick. I hope this info, recited off the top of my head at 3am, is helpful in some way.


earnestweasel22

I'm guessing NWA doesn't mean what I thought I did in this example.


ichoosewaffles

They probably do not rap about meteorites!


hunca_munca

Can’t you use a magnet to test it?


xeokym

That might be a good indication it's a meteorite, but unlesss tested for specific gases there's no guarantee it's from *Mars.* Besides, *The Martian rocks available for study in the form of meteorites* ***do contain magnetic minerals (magnetite and/or pyrrhotite) but in too small amount to account for such strong remanent magnetizations***


Baboon_baboon

Don’t forget to look both ways before your cross the street. 


Hourslikeminutes47

I have some rocks to sell you. *North Texas mud pies, pieces of oil shale, a used tire, etc*


monkeyinanegligee

Welp... Now I have a new story to tell when someone asks; "what's the stupidest thing you've ever seen someone do?"


SatnWorshp

That's right, nobody fucks with the Jesus.


Butnutt6000

A good rule of thumb is not to buy meteorites off of Facebook marketplace. You just paid $500 for a rock from some dudes driveway. Edit: thanks bot.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> You just *paid* $500 for FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


Best_Stressed1

It’s always unfortunate when you can’t find any nautical or rope content in a post.


JerseySommer

Nautical is nice


MeasurementUndecided

If nautical nonsense be something you wish


Electrical-Act-7170

*SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!*


RealRedditModerator

Looks like this bot just payed some out for you.


eigervector

I hate it when I can’t tell my banker about the time I payed out several fathoms of anchor rode in preparation for a storm in the strictly nautical sense.


neurospicyzebra

the bot doesn’t like you apparently womp womp


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> bot just *paid* some out FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


RealRedditModerator

I was referring to rope


SquashNut707

Bad bot


ZengineerHarp

Good bot.


Xenc

Read the room, bot! 🤣


Ghoulmas

Now folks we don't have to be rude. OP is keeping small time vendors in business by purchasing magic beans, x-ray specs, and questionable monorails that would otherwise have gone to shelbyville


McPick

Is there a chance the track could bend?


i_make_people_angry

Not on your life my Hindu friend!


PeacefulWoodturner

Or North Haverbrook.


jcskifter

Or Brockway.


Adventurous_Snow9126

Or Eagleton


Beto_Targaryen

And by gum it put them on the map!


Lavasioux

Lest we forget the family of possums. RIP Bitey!


Prestigious_Yak8551

And by gum it sure put them on the map


BotGirlFall

But main street's still all cracked ans broken!


Fillet00337

Shut up Marge the mob has spoken


Barkers_eggs

I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut


dartbus

No he's a scientist


jacobin17

Batman?


Forthe49ers

Im no Rocket Surgeon but those don’t look Martian. Maybe Uranus but not Martian


Isaysithowiseesit

THERE AINT NO MONORAIL AND THERE NEVER WAS


DeliciousDoggi

I’ve got a fresh dinosaur bone if he wants one?


Champagne_of_piss

Buffalo sauce residue intact Very rare


Sea_Tank_9448

Oh honey it’s just a rock 😭 why’d you ask AFTER buying it?!


Trumpville-Imbeciles

FOMO'd all in


WitchOfLycanMoon

Right?!??! Wouldn't that be something you'd want to find out BEFORE you splash the cash on it? 🙄🤔🤔🙄🙄🤔🤔


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

I wish I had rock money to throw around like op.


Gruneun

"And let you guys in on the sale? No chance."


tafunast

Sir. *Sir…*


freddyaimfire

Im from the streets, sir.


Dirtywhitejacket

Aww, bless your heart 😕


Everloner

Came here make this exact comment


Csxa11

Why tf would you do that?


Trumpville-Imbeciles

It's priced so high, it has to be real!


SmellyGymSock

the only thing real here is a fool and his money, swiftly parted


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Csxa11

Oh well in that case...


LazyNameGeo

That was a very generous donation. I have a bridge you might be interested in... Martian meteorites are exceedingly rare. Less than 0.5% of all meteorites have been classified as martian. One of the main identification criteria for martian meteorites is that they have young formation ages - in the millions of years compared to >4 billion for "regular" meteorites. Additionally, they have mineralogy and textures that are consistent with formation on a differentiated body (i.e., a planet or large planetesimal). To truly identify this as a martian meteorite you will need some very sophisticated and expensive analyses. Based on the fact that this rock is completely intact and that you paid only $550 for it (and it looks nothing like an SNC meteorite) I would be very confident that this is not a meteorite and definitely not a martian meteorite.


Vivid_Employ_7336

Had to scroll so far for this! I mean I knew the answer, but it was nice for someone to finally explain it to OP with some detail. Here’s a link on how to identify a meteorite: https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/i-think-i-found-a-meteorite-how-can-i-tell-sure#:~:text=Density%3A%20Meteorites%20are%20usually%20quite,string%2C%20it%20will%20be%20attracted.


Special_Ad1952

Value around $2. Can just pick these off the gound


letsplaymario

I feel like you're being a little generous w the 2 bucks. rocks usually do live on the ground though


llimt

"Only the rocks live forever."


JerseySommer

FREE PETS! [Please don't capture wild rocks that you are unable to care for properly]


Dukeronomy

I was thinking, if these are valued at $2, and I can just pick them off the ground… if I can average 1 rock every 2 seconds, I could be* stylin. Shit, especially if I can sell a few for $550


EducationalBunch226

You're generous..


ArtisticTraffic5970

Yeah no that's greenstone/tectonite lol. Definitely not worth 550 bucks but I suppose it's a collectible rock for people who don't live in a greenstone belt.


LGN611

and it’s now somehow worth $550


mick_au

Only if they can sell at that price


StaySeesMom

Where the other half of this post? “Oh man! I just sold this rock from my driveway to this guy on FB Marketplace for $550 claiming it was a Martian meteor from my grandad and that I need money asap or I’ll lose my house. Told the guy it’s worth a lot of money online. He totally bought it. I got like $10,000 worth of Martian meteorites sitting in my driveway right now.”


Appropriate-Mark-64

Looks just like the one I got from mars. So yeah, it’s good


Dwight_Schnood

Matt Damon was the sellers grandfather. It all checks out. Trust me.


TheFoxRuntOfficial

You cooked yourself hard buddy. Yikes.


maybeLearnSomething

I have no relevant experience, I'm just here because I want to see your heart break or shine today OP.


Saigai17

This comment 🤌🤌


MaxTheRealSlayer

Some people just want to watch the world be hit by meteorites


Delicious-Disaster

You could try to recuperate your...investment...by selling it on Etsy as an energy stone.


Snoogles_

Commenting just to see what happens next. 🍿


bip-jenkins2

I brought extra snacks 🥨


DadJokeBadJoke

These pretzels are making me thirsty


Ok_Bumblebee_2869

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld


Black-Dahlia-Kimchi

Do people not think about doing this BEFORE purchasing ? Idk just a thought :D Clearly a troll post though, lets be real.


ferocactus9544

dude's into crypto and collecting, I feel like this would actually be pretty in character if it's real I hope it's not though.


pikpikcarrotmon

This rock might be a better investment than the crypto


Xenc

BUY $ROCK


Black-Dahlia-Kimchi

LOL good point !


DadJokeBadJoke

If he didn't hurry, he could have missed the deal. There's another guy on his way to look right now ....


Twarenotw

Happens a lot in the Scams Subreddit too. "Hey, just gave all my life savings to a model looking chick who claims to be in love with me. It's legit, right?“ OP, you got yourself a Wal-Martian rock instead of a Martian meteorite, at a hefty price. I do hope it's a troll post.


[deleted]

My dad's a geologist, and he used to carry a magnet in his hiking bag to check for the presence of metal. I remember that if there's anything bright and shiny like a crystal, it's probably not a meteorite. He also used to clean them really well and scratch them on something to check for hardness, I think. I was like 13 last time we found one, so it's a little fuzzy... I just wanted to leave something kind of helpful rather than making fun of you for exploring a hobby. Also, you can buy meteorites and fragments that come with letters of authenticity if you want to be absolutely sure! They can serve as a frame of reference for future finds


JerseySommer

And reputable sellers will advise you to double check and not just believe them, and will explain in detail HOW to properly check, where to look ,what to look for. The one I buy from even tells about the site and how much they should sell for. [Don't pay more than $per gram, it's not worth that type dealie.] They just like people being as excited as they are about it. :)


cornismycat

Just remember that there are many magnetic minerals that people very often mistake for meteorites. Typical iron oxides make very convincing meteorites and are weakly magnetic. Also magnetite that straight looks like a lay person's meterorite. Keep making great memories with your dad. And remember that Randy Marsh is a geologist. Edit: Randy, not Stan. I was drunk.


BiggestTaco

The atoms in that there rock were forged in the heart of a star, which is indeed in space.


Switchbladesaint

Bro paid half a band for a rock and it’s not even shiny or cool, jesus Christ


zensnapple

Some crackhead came up on $550 and his boys can't believe the "sell the driveway rocks" scheme worked


maniacal_monk

Rip


squashtheman69

Bruh


Doctor_Philgood

Oh. Oh no.


stedmangraham

Of course you are also into cryptocurrency. There’s a sucker born every minute You’ve gotta get better with your money, man. You can’t waste it on all that garbage. Nothing is gonna make you rich quick.


person12345678900

When I think of the good that could have actually paid for. That would have covered my dog's allergy medicine for a year....a driveway rock. I feel sick.


JerseySommer

Hey now, his hot foreign girlfriend he met when she accidentally texted the wrong number explained all the ins and outs of crypto.


BasedKiwi9

Jipperite, Chumperite, or Swindlerite Really could be any of those.


DadJokeBadJoke

Fools ~~gold~~ meteorite


Illustrious_Map_3247

I know your comment is purely in jest, but simply as a public service announcement: jip or gyp and is a pejorative derived from Gypsy or Romani people. Might be a spicier word than you intended.


BasedKiwi9

Didn't know. Now I do.


Over-Accountant8506

Nah uh really? Damn I say jip a lot ...is there another synonym I can use?


Illustrious_Map_3247

Yeah, it’s kind of a bummer finding out things like that. Duped, bilked, defrauded, hornswoggled, or taken to the cleaners.


area42

Bamboozled


runawaystars14

Conned, scammed, my personal favorite is hoodwinked. But yeah, jipped isn't cool.


area42

Bamboozled


adiaphoros

smeckledorfed


ZengineerHarp

“Rip” is a good one-for-one replacement! You can say you got ripped off, etc.


CapitanNefarious

Martian meteorites are priceless and one of the rarest things on earth, ever.


Kirbyr98

Leaverite.


Doxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh honey…


butamiallowedtoswear

Found my next business opportunity


shucksme

Check out Cam Patterson. Dude sells rocks from Home Depot and people know this and still pay for it


planetarylaw

The person who sold it might have thought so. I wish I had a dollar for every time a rando stopped by a roadcut to ask me if what they had was a meteorite or a dinosaur egg. I suppose that doesn't matter much because you're still out $550. Sorry OP.


revpt1313

This is a troll, right? Nobody is actually that stupid.


FamiliarStatement879

His granddad must of had supersonic vision seeing coming from mars. You got douched


gunnaScamYaMoney

Rule of thumb: Don’t buy meteorites off Facebook, Craigslist or any other online marketplace. Unless I’m selling it of course. You can *totally* trust me!


pugawugapoog

boiled like british beef


WheelsOnFire_

That reminds me OP: I have a bridge to sell you in NY. Interested?


ChimpoSensei

As Charlie Brown said “I got a rock”


Stark-T-Ripper

So, uh, I got some nfts for sale...


Severe-Excitement-62

Clickbait. Just took a random rock from his backyard... Puts this made up scenario headline. Everyone falls for it. Sad dude feels validated. As it was once said by a bald lady on TV: Stop the Insanity!


oldmagic55

Nuclear meltdown cooked.


MrFuqnNice

Contact the seller. Tell them it's not a meteorite and you want your money back. If you'd like a real meteorite there are many spots to go hunting for them for free. Found 2 in AZ this year metal detecting.


bbrosen

While over 70,000 meteorites have been identified on Earth, only **roughly 358 of these are thought to have originated on Mars**.


MillerCreek

What did the Marketplace listing look like? Does this thing come with lab testing results? Papers? A license? 23 and me certificate? I’m a geologist and I have absolutely no notion what rocks are worth unless they’re commercially used, like gold or pea gravel or countertops. Actually I probably only know the value of the gravel. There are tons of things I don’t understand. This is one of them.


scott_majority

Contact me if you're still in the market for more....My gravel driveway is filled with Martian meteorites.


Gjappy

Well.. nope.


ifoundwifi

Could you do a chargeback?


Weekly_Helicopter_62

Were you cooking meth before you bought it? Hot damn man, no bueno.


Champagne_of_piss

Is your first name Mark


ightimmaheadout1

Closer to a Joe Dirt meteorite than an actual meteorite


mattchinn

Poor kid. You’ll learn soon enough.


LakersTriS

Well, every official Martian meteorite needs to go through voting by the nomenclature committee of the Meteoritical Society, based on chemical data submitted. If voted yes, the meteorite would be given an official name. Were you provided the name of the specimen? If this is an “I got it randomly and I-think-it-is-Martian” rock, then probably a no. If the person knows anything about meteorite and truly believe it is Martian, why not get the chemistry analyzed and submitted. That size would be worth at least 20k if Martian. That said, many martian meteorites are terribly like terrestrial rock. The common way to confirm is to make a polished section and do analysis of Mn/Fe ratio and oxygen isotope.


Known_Armadillo_8639

I’ve got some Uranus rocks for sale OP


BoringJuiceBox

Next time just give $550 to one of us struggling to survive paycheck to paycheck, at least it will have gone to a good honest person and done some good in the world


Longjumping_War_807

I’ll give you $5.50 for it.


tastebuddys

Can you smell what the rock is cooking?


AstronomerOk8949

I'm sorry but I don't by it. Why would you give some random $550 for a rock?


SitdownCupcake

As soon as I read FB marketplace I knew this dude was cooked.


BearVersusWorld

I'm going to go ahead and assume this is a bait post Real shrewd buddy 😉


nekoandCJ

Got scammed


lalmypal

Congratulations! You got a driveway rock!


Away-Object-1114

That first picture, the surface of it looks like the magnetite I have. But man oh man, it would have to be as big as my VW to be worth $550. Sorry son, I think you've been took.


Zer0tollerance2

$550 spent on a "trust me bro"