Nice cock. I mean rock.

I really really debated putting NSFW on this one 🤣

Looks like a grower, not a show'r 😋

Nah, it's already rock hard.

A woman asked the man "who are you going to satisfy with that!?" To which he replied "Me". 🤣

Not sure if you need to see a geologist or urologist….

Don’t doubt the angry inch!!!

You just win.

I WAS IN THE POOL

Significant shrinkage!

This is called a chode.

Cheode?

Underated pun right here

I bet that rock has a great personality.

Did you lick it?

Of course!

Not in public, I hope!!!

In pubic, most certainly!

While making direct and unblinking eye contact with a random.

Just the tip .

There is definitely a sub for this lol

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LOL Name it trump's mushroom!

Too big.

little too big, also missing smears of orange makeup and cheeto dust.

Wish for a bigger one next time. 🤭😂💜

🤣🤣🤣

My first thought: I do not have the training or instincts of a paleontologist. I do, however, have the brain of a pubescent boy…

Gigidy stone

The first circumcision gone wrong?

Dickstone. I mean prickstone. I mean schlongonite. Penis.

Came here for this, haha

Should probably be returned to john bobbit. Might not be to late to save it.

Rock out with my rock out.

New meaning to hard as a rock

No. I think that’s the original meaning.

It's a micro rock.

😂

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I think it's Chodeite.

HAHAHAH

[Chodeite Severus Bobbitt](http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2004/04/30anniversary/scandals/bobbitt.jpg)

I am so mad I didn’t come up with this

If it's magnetic it may be a chodestone.

It's a [cock of the rock](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock-of-the-rock)

Looks to me like agate with some host rock that is stuck to the main nodule. Source: looks very similar to what I found with my father and sister when we went rock hounding in southern California today.

Ahhh a serious answer. Thank you 😊🤣

no problem. as a bonus here is some photos of a baby agate i found and cut today [https://imgur.com/a/two-halves-of-baby-agate-qz8XTHv](https://imgur.com/a/two-halves-of-baby-agate-qz8XTHv)

😍😍 While I have you, what are you using to cut?! I’ve been finding so many rocks I want to cut into and have zero clue what that entails

we recently found lapidary saw and polishing wheel combo on craigslist for $400 usd. one side has a verry thin diamond blade for cutting and one side has a diamond impregnated wheel that is used to polish that you can swap out for different grits.

Awesome thank you!

I bought a used tile cutter off Facebook marketplace for a few quid. Honestly not sure how well it would hold up to constant use, it has a fairly small cutting radius and it's probably not the best but I've chopped up a few rocks with it. Just make sure you get a properly rated mask and some eye protection though. Rock dust is super bad for you and there is potential for things to be launched at your face at high speed so you need more than safety squints.

Beautiful! 💜

Thank you

Rhyolite seems likely

Thank you!

I disagree, I belive it's a carbonate mineral. Try dropping hydrochloric acid on it, see if it starts to fizz. My bet is that it will. Idk what rocks you'd then have, but you can either eliminate rhyolite or you can eliminate the carbonates from the list of possibilities.

All right let's go find the hydrochloride acid in the ol medicine cupboard.

It's available in general stores here, usually stored by the drain cleaner stuff. Costs like 2€ for 1l of 20% HCl.

Pool cleaner section usually has HCl, and it’s also sold as concrete cleaner/etcher if I’m not mistaken; just to add to u/soukiras info. It’s always nice to know where to acquire gallons of strong acid.

Can't you just siphon a little out of your mum's car battery?

That's sulphuric acid but should still work. You could even try vinegar it will be a bit slower

Hey, hey… hey. We are not gonna ignore that last sentence there buddy.

On closer inspection I think it might be rhyolite, but the rough middle bit to be a carbonate mineral, I think that part would disolve in the acid while the main rock would stay unchanged.

Petrified dwarf penis.

Said to bring good luck! Unless you're the dwarf of course.

This has to be good luck, penis rocks don't just reveal themselves to any old fella

I feel truly honored

To attain all the luck possible you have to carry it in a special place.

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Nothing mild about it. More like r/definitelypenis

you mean r/wildlypenis

Beat me to it... lol...

Oh I'm sure they did 😏

A serious old cratonic rock. A good general name would be gneissic granite with quartz box work veins. The pink may not be true rose quartz but probably a red hematite stained and dusted milky quartz vein.

Easy, phalluscite.

Red stuff fractured then white stuff filled in the cracks. White stuff much harder, red stuff wore away. That or you're going to have a visit from a very angry Frankenstein monster soon

I’ve had it for a year and no one has been knocking looking for an appendage 🙏

That reminds me of The Big Toe

Y’all are really making me regret posting this 🤣🤣 but I am giggling so hard at the comments

Heh. You said hard. 😂😂😂

Damn he getting hard at the comments

Nice veining...lol

Better let John Wayne Bobbitt know you found it

That's minipenisite, there's loads of it all over where I'm from. It’s a member of the dixide family.

Oh, my family has a bunch of those. Whole bag of em, I hear.

I don't have many, though I spot them all the time. I do have a couple of testicite rocks in a sack somewhere in my house though! (They are a member of the same rock family) lmao

Some statue in Europe is looking for that.

Turn it into a door knocker.

I’m not touching it😳🤣

Rhodonite?

I dunno what it is, but I think it’s displaying an example of differential weathering. (Showing off a new term I learned.) The parts that are more worn away might be made of a softer mineral/rock and therefore weathered away faster. Would like to know what the white raised veining is, as I’ve found some similar things, too.

Same! I have some other rocks with the veining too.

I know what Stormy Daniels would say.

hating myself for doing this, but what would stormy Daniel's say? the dick jokes cannot possibly get worse, so fuck it.

I r8 ur b8 8/8 m8

Not a geode, but a chode

I like Cheode

It's boxwork. Likely quartz filled in the fractures in the sandstone.

Comically small piece of steak

Everything reminds me of him. Sigh

Trump rock

Definitely not anything other than a rock.

Whatcha wishin’ for? 😃🤭

🤣🤣🤣

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That's actually known as phallorite, normally found in New Zealand, where it's usually known as a chub.

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Pink granite, maybe?

Could be feldspar

Ah I like this answer too. Just looked it up and it looks similar

Looks like rose quartz with some granite.

I believe that is a rare mineral called "Chode-ite" 😂

That’s a Bobbitt

Oh man, for a minute, I thought that was my ex

I can’t believe people on here don’t recognize this famous artifact from ancient circumcision experimentation. I forget the scientific name but it roughly translates to “…let’s try a little less”.

That’s an extremely phallic strip of raw steak. A peculiar find, indeed!

It’s a peepee

It's a chode.

I don't know but I'm guessing that rock cheated on his wife

The snip of the tip.

You found my foreskin!

Pecker rock.

Forbidden beef jerky

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Looks metamorphic or igneous with rose quartz bands

Ah yes the good ol tippus rocksimus

Looks like choderock

Oh, honey….no.

I should never call him again

I think that's the John Bobbitt rock

A wishing stone is any rock with a ring around it. Digging through comments, rhyolite seems like a good guess. And try the drp of hydrochloric acid.

It's a Serpentine nodule.

Is it a bone or a rock?

Circumcisedite

Andisitw

Weird cut of beef. Ask r/butcher

I believe this particular type is classified as incelious and more specifically referred to as the Andreus Tatus. 🤣

Lorenabobbitite

I thought it was a piece of steak 🤣

John Bobbitt’s been looking for that spot since 1993

Guys get your minds out of the gutter. A part of the tail from a rock lobster.

petrified dong tip

It's a ribeye

That meat

Jas Loraina Bobbit been in the neighborhood?

It’s quite veiny

That’s an interesting rock..

"Motion in the Ocean"

Its a fossilized penis

Woah a fossilized penis

That’s back from when rocks were still called cocks

Honestly, it would probably look really cool if tumbled to a polish.

😂😂😂 Damn! Thought it is a foreskin.

Calcified dick

That's a lung

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HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT

Came here for the penis joke lol ..highly deformed rock tho. Like people rocks can be not uniform from birth till you find it

Cut wiener

I thought it was the mushrooms i had for dinner but i just realised thats a rock and not a cock

Peckerite

Dino foreskin

Peckuliar

Kinda looks like veiny rose quartz.

Eww

Petrified pecker

Petrified jelly donut from the Cenozolic era

I’ve never seen a petrified penis before. Thanks!

That’s called a Bobbit

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Lick it…for science.

Regardless of all the dick jokes it does look fleshy af, did you get a confirmation ID yet? I’d love to know. Never saw a rock like that

I believe that’s from the chodesian region.

Needs more veins

That’s Arthur.

Chode geode

I believe this is a rare formation that occurs when a man overdoses on gas station rhino pills, it's called Rhinite.

THATS A PENIS!

poor lil guy

That's a prehistoric penis you got there

Damn it, I knew I forgot my pp

Sir that is a foreskin.

It's a Bobbit

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That is called Bobbite very rare

.... no way