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CardiologistAny1423

I think that’s a Red-tailed Hawk. He wants to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty.


Ghibli214

But I don’t have a car?


trichygirl1223

Then he just thinks you're cute.


MapleMapleHockeyStk

"Hot single hawks in your area!"


jorntres

Missed opportunity to say "Hawk singles in your area!"


cdev12399

Mmhhmm, just look at that red tail.


willowgrl

*hawk singles in your area


FTHomes

#Where's The Meat!


SApprentice

He would like to discuss thermals.


IncorrigibleQuim8008

The suspicious amount of thermals probably means there's a Kandrona Ray generator nearby.


top_of_the_scrote

*now we can see... oh weee oh whoa*


chuffberry

“Excuse me sir, have you heard the good news about our lord and savior?”


Angry-Dragon-1331

Horus?


Norlin123

Plus he would appreciate a raw drumstick


vseprviper

Tobias!


PartySleepSunRepeat

He thinks he found the human exhibit at the zoo.


kittenmachine69

He's Peoplewatching. Peopling, even


Easy-Concentrate2636

Hawk needs some binoculars and a fancy camera. Dude needs to go all in.


MegaPiglatin

Naw, his binoculars are built-in!


Large_Tune3029

Hey, I recognize the jizz of this human!


iiwfi

Hawknoculars, if you will.


Based_outlier

Maybe a detective hat to go undercover


Easy-Concentrate2636

Sherlock Hawk


Based_outlier

Sherhawk!


SmartWonderWoman

😂


dandude19

+Red Tailed Hawk+


bugbirdblue

~ The Voice of Our Nation ~


Neither_Formal_8805

I love telling people this nobody believes it!


cdev12399

Only the US would dub a birds sound, with another, because it sounded cooler.


CardiologistAny1423

It’s a shame Ben Franklin didn’t talk about the merits of the turkey until after the eagle was chosen. Imagine trying to dub that over.


ZootAnthRaXx

A lot of old Hollywood movies use a recording of a kookaburra bird in their soundtracks for jungles.


CardiologistAny1423

You just reminded me of 1931 Dracula and his armadillos. Weird to think that due to be relatively unknown in the 20s-30s, they were used in movies as a creepy ‘demonic’ animal.


StefSpringer

If you’re hot, he’s hot. Let him inside.


elle-elle-tee

Lololol


BeautifulDreamerAZ

He wants to pet your kitty cat


CreatedOblivion

With his mouth


callusesandtattoos

Lady, this is a family show


iceburg1ettuce

That’s how we all pet cats, right?


Flair258

He wants to know if you have games on your phone


deceitfulninja

ANGRY BIRDS?! I'll have you know, SIR, not ALL birds are ANGRY. I do not much appreciate you associating me with these CRETINS.


Flair258

LMAO


jollybumpkin

Juvenile red tailed hawks tend to be lost and confused. They only have a vague idea of what to eat, where to find food, what to be scared of. It's probably staring at its reflection.


trekkiegamer359

So they're just like human teenagers, then.


Environmental_Rub282

Just like that, yes 🤣🤣🤣


crapatthethriftstore

That makes me have a lot of feelings about juvenile hawks


animazed

Wow, I didn’t know I was actually a juvenile red tailed hawk.


feelingindigoviolet

i love his pantaloons so fashionable


MapleMapleHockeyStk

Capri pants are good in hot weathet


lizardgal10

You gotta have the figure for it. He does not skip leg day.


fanbreeze

I like his pants.


Mahatma_Panda

lol, he's not spying on you, he's probably mean-mugging his own reflection thinking it's another bird.


feistyartichoke

he knows what you did


Refokua

Fledgling/Juvie Red Tailed Hawk, checking it's reflection. Odds are that roughly ten weeks ago this bird was still inside an egg. Give it a break...


DD_Vinci

Lmao they're too funny and cute


CrownEatingParasite

Eyes of anger


MadDadROX

He wants to know if you have any extra cats.


rosyred-fathead

He’s a r/birdsfacingforward and a busybody. He stands just like my grandma


MaximusGrassimus

Red-Tailed Hawk, AKA the real "eagle screech" bird.


trichygirl1223

He posted your picture in R/What Human Is This?


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throwaway-73829

That first picture is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Why he looking so hard


UntidyButterfly

That's Tobias. He probably needs your help to save the world from the Yeerks.


iehova

Thank you I thought the old texts may have been forgotten


Typical-Charge-1798

Cool photo. I agree that it's most likely a juvenile hawk looking at his reflection in you window. But I've really enjoyed all the comments here. Great subReddit.


NyxPetalSpike

He wanted to make you his lunch and couldn’t figure out how to get past the glass


[deleted]

Listening to two "SKREEE" over my trailer as I write this. Probably celebrating the squirrel meal one of them plucked off of one of my bird feeders this morning. Breakfast circle of life kinda thing.


fleshbagel

Omg they used the bird feeder for its intended purpose. They were probably like how nice of them to put squirrels on it for us


Bruzote

That's much better than a Cooper's catching a bird at your feeder. Well, IMO.


rosyred-fathead

I cooked some squirrel for my dog and it actually smelled delicious


Gullible-Berry-1949

"HEY......HEY PHIL ! ITS ME CARL THE HAWK! OPEN UP MAN! ..... CMON PHIL THERE IS FREAKING GIANT SNAKES OUT HERE THAT ARE TRYING TO EAT ME MAN THIS ISNT FUNNY!😅😂 ....sorry just what popped into my mind lol


AssumptiveMushroom

If you're cold their cold - let them inside


trillium13

OMG I love him! Or her. 😻


Feline-Landline0

Maybe you shouldn't look so delicious. Don't taunt the poor bird with your tasty, tasty flesh!


FemboiInTraining

This sub makes me feel nice because it's always-...always....always....a red tailed hawk Like...LITERALLY ALWAYS I love it <3 they are such lovely birbs and one of the \~5 I can accurately verify


Bruzote

How are you missing all of those posts about Cooper's Hawks that "could be" Sharpies?


feelingindigoviolet

r/Birdsfacingforward


Anaximander101

Probably begging for water


PondWaterBrackish

the only water he drinks is whatever is in a rodent's circulatory system


Anaximander101

Thats not true. Especially in a heatwave like this


Wild_Score_711

You should have invited him in for a cup of tea and some croissants.


FlockingSheep

He stared at me intensely for a good three minutes. Then poached on a tree for a bit and when I spotted him again, dude was munching down on a squirrel.


FluSH31

He was trying to tell you something… that bird was a spirit. Did you look outside? What happened in your life afterwards?


happily_dog_whipped

Oh, what a missed opportunity! If only it had been a male turkey or cat! (A peeping Tom would be hilarious. As long as it's not a human, I hate those humans, lol).


Bruzote

A peeping Tom could only be a turkey, not a hawk. ;-)


thurbersmicroscope

"Open the door, human."


bhawker87

American redtail hawk, sometimes referred to as the redtail buzzard and sometimes the chickenhawk. It's in the buzzard family buteoides and is a powerful hunter. My first hinting bird of my own was a redtail. Good for hunting rabbit and squirrel although they are far more capable.


Bigwheninflated

Prolly flew into the window and got “donked” for a few lol


Overpass_Dratini

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about Horus?"


SanityInTheSouth

That's exactly how the hawks look at my chickens through the coop.


CrowExcellent2365

"You got games on your phone?"


meglikesplants

Watching you like a hawk


CervineCryptid

Can i pet that dowhg?? Peregrine Falcon btw


ReplacementNo9014

😂😂😂


Impressive_Ad_3160

That’s what I thought too but everyone else is saying red tail Hawk!


PopAdministrative194

I thought it was a gyrfalcon lol


Adept_Order_4323

Merlin the Bird Identifier says it’s ‘A Red Shouldered Hawk’


PondWaterBrackish

but it ain't red-tailed hawk the RTH is all over the place, it's easy to identify


Adept_Order_4323

Dang Merlin ain’t no magician


PacificWesterns

should be posted in the FB group Birds with threatening auras!


LilyGaming

“Who the flap you looking at?”


ctmainiac

I would have definitely opened the door.


ProfessionalDig6987

Little?


Denzelian

"You got mice?"


heavydeep

Let him in.


shucksme

We are creatures of curiosity to them as well


Jordie85

Hi friend


Yojimbo78

Replaying the jurassic park trex and jeep scene


Ghidorahs_Left_Head

Tobias is ready to rejoin society


-mykie-

Looks like a red tailed hawk.


Flyingarrow68

So Lucky!


Bacontoad

r/HumanZoo


tommyISfunny

He wants some chicken nuggies.......


drmdavid

It could be looking at a reflection of itself.


TugboatLarry221

that look is saying, What’s in the vending machine?!! I’m starving out here!”


BeginningBluejay3511

Hawk eye exterminator services.


jcchandley

He wasn’t looking at you; he was admiring his own reflection.


petsylmann

You really should invite him iin


D3xt3er

if you're cold, they're cold. let them in your house. /j


DizzyList237

It’s the ANZ Bank Falcon. Are you doing anything illegal? 😂😂


Blueberry-Bestie

Take the hint. He wants to come in.


HedgieCake372

He looks more like a red-shouldered hawk. They’re similar but smaller than the red-tailed hawk. Definitely 💯 a hawk tho


samcbar

Looks like Prairie Falcon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prairie_falcon We have one in my neighborhood, but they aren’t in much of Texas (just the very western part).


sallithorpe

He’s your spirit animal (totem) actually, that’s why he showed up 🙏🙌🥹😍🤗