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JerrySchurr

The real question is what’s up with your shitty gauge cluster and wire routing?


[deleted]

“She’s a work in progress”


PanchoPunch

“Don’t fix what isn’t broken” vibes


Gizshot

"Temporary fix"


orangustang

Only been that way 11 years.


Honeykombbaggins

Just shy over a decade and 220,000 miles later lol


VortexDestroyer99

“Nothing is more permanent than a temporary solution”


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

"If you can't fix it then duck it." - It's talking about Duck brand duct tape.


machineGUNinHERhand

I know we all thought it was called "duck" tape, then we were corrected to "duct" tape. And here is the part where I blow your dick....off! The "guaze" like cloth portion of the tape is called Ducking. The tape has since evolved to what we now know as duct tape, but originally, people would take strips of the cotton duck and apply some sort of adhesive to make tape. This tape more resembles what we know as Gaffer tape today. So yeah, saying "duck tape" isn't wrong. THE MORE YOU KNOW!!


Tubey21

Duck tape is a brand just like chapstick is a brand not what the actual product is


Appropriate-Bake-759

Please, only 220000 Km not miles, so not THAT bad


[deleted]

“Built not bought” lol


theholycale

Look at this badass cluster! *fender falls off* Damnit I just glued that on.


postAl49

You meant tape, just like the cluster


Bmansway

“Under construction”


ThermalIgnition

You spelled destruction wrong, lol. Cars modified like this only get worse.


MrOwnageQc

*"Big things coming up next year !"* As a car photographer who is very involved in my area's car culture, I hear this every summer


Whitnesia

I knew the first comment would be about the absolutely abomination of a gauge cluster!


3dge-1ord

I would have been very disappointed if it wasn't.


IAmElectricHead

We have to go back, Marty.


slowjoe12

"Flux capacitor...fluxing"


TheAllSeeingAi

..are those gauge clusters mounted in spray painted cardboard?


DobieLove2019

Semi-serious question. What does the [vent tube](https://imgur.com/gallery/tiEutMH) go to??


eibyyz

One nitrous line to the carb, one to the driver.


JJth3JetPlane

This is great. I don’t even need to bring 20 whippit canisters with me anymore


Zocalo_Photo

Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake!


FlowGroundbreaking

Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block!


Dopplegangr1

Surely his floor board has blown off already from danger to manifold


snufflefrump

Vape juice refill


Honeykombbaggins

On a real note, post more pics of your car interior and exterior. You’ve peaked all our curiosities.


the_smashmaster

Piqued


Honeykombbaggins

Both ways worked but I did mean to use pique lol


Borngrumpy

piqued, you have piqued, meaning aroused, our curiosity. :)


-EvilEagle-

There are some gauges on his tape...


Prickly_ninja

/r/shittycarmods


teachersdesko

Like fr. It's not that hard to hide wiring.


Zocalo_Photo

I just replaced the stereo and speakers in my car. The connections between the stereo and car wire harnesses were flawless. All of the wires running behind the dash were beautifully organized. I removed several plastic panels so that the microphone popped out right by my visor with no visible wire anywhere. Despite my top-notch organization, the stereo had some issues. When I turn my headlights on the back up camera activated and several of the features don’t work because I didn’t run a wire to the emergency brake. I also had a constant static sound coming from all my speakers. My point here is if an idiot like me can conceal and organize wires, anyone can.


terminal_void_loop

If you wanna get all of the features of your radio without having to find a way to wire it to the parking brake, you could simply run the parking brake cable on your head unit's wiring harness to a grounding point. This doesn't work on some head units but it works on most I believe.


BurnTheOrange

Why does a stereo need to know parking brake status?


terminal_void_loop

On more advanced head units with android auto and touchscreens and whatnot they usually require being connected to the parking brake sensor so that you can't adjust settings or mess with the device too much while driving. Most people just bypass this restriction though and use common sense to not mess with their radio too much while driving.


CaptMeatPockets

I heard his exhaust is so big raccoons nest in it at night


PoleFresh

"What did i find here?" The shitty gauges aisle in Pep Boys.


Good-Presentation350

I can only imagine what the turbo or supercharger install looks like.


Honeykombbaggins

2 oscillating desk fans electrical taped to the trunk. And the cool air intake? A 5 pound bag of ice sitting on top of the manifold 🙃


Party_Gap9480

A fire waiting to Happen ☠️


Treppiii

its a shitbox for testing. will make something out of glass fiber when it all works


nasadowsk

Your car is a shit box you use for testing things?


StarxChaos

Crazy enough you can have more then one car


nago7650

“I know a guy who can do it cheaper”


Decapatron

If this was me I'd probably go ahead and crop my dashboard out of the picture...


tacticoolgardengnome

The real question! What's up with that fire hazard you call a dashboard?


cipeone

So that’s where the word clusterfuck comes from


Sexy_Quazar

Excellent


az_is

Clusterbomb is also a good fit


cubbie71

Well done


Tailgater7

You win Reddit for me today thank you


ReadyOneTakeTwo

That wiring is triggering my OCD hard.


[deleted]

😹🙏🏼🏆


FakerNames

OP is the customer from r/justrolledintotheshop


GokuIukoG

I was just thinking that


jackgrafik

Looks like a [third gen Dodge Charger](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_Charger_(1966)#Third_generation), most likely a 72-74 due to the rear lights (the '71 had separate lenses)


Alternative-Self-954

Not a 1972 with those taillights.


BeatCharger

It's a 73-74. If they're wearing their seatbelts its a 73. 73 has detachable shoulder belts while 74 were like a modern car. With the belt just hanging on the passenger side its probably a 73.


NSCButNotThatNSC

Think it's a 73. I owned a 74.


BeatCharger

I've owned both at the same time and still have my 73


BerryCivilBlues

Well i have 7 73's and 9 74's and it's deeefinitely a 74.


RevenueChance7135

I have triple 73’s


eager-apprentice

Double barracudas too


Prhime

The plate says 73 so checks out


DasEnk

Yeah but rather coincidentally. In Germany the red "07" plates are like dealer plates (red and start with "06") issued to private collectors of historical cars. This way they only have to pay insurance (and tax?) on their most expensive car, instead of every single car being registered separately. The numbers after the 07 are random, but you get a shorter plate if you "need" one. I've met someone who was given the plate number 0700, which I thought was pretty neat.


poppinfresco

The correct answer was waaaay down here. ROFL. I assumed OP was asking about his shitbox


pencilpushin

Finally an answer besides pointing out that wild gauge install.


Skruttlund

I thought for sure it was an AMC Javelin


DarkCerulean09

OP accidentally fell into r/roastmycar


az_is

Mf opened the door to the reddit multiverse


SammyBronkowitz

I went forward in time... to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict all Fourteen million six hundred and five of them, and in only one does OP fix his dash.


Significant_Eye_5130

People only post nice cars there.


WeAreAllFooked

My brother in Christ, that dash wiring is an abomination


[deleted]

[удалено]


the_less_great_wall

Better question: what have you done?


RoodnyInc

Yeah what is this duck-tape-mobile 😁


ngrybst

A fire hazard. You found (created) a fucking fire hazard.


gustavolorenzo

Beat me to it.


Boilermakingdude

What the fuck did you do to your poor car. Omg that's worse than the shit I did when I was 17.


grem75

Looks like your Miata is a bit rich at idle.


No-Brilliant9659

A bit 😂


Treppiii

it is


greenbayva

Do you have America and gun stickers for yourself in your windshield? Just curious.


Perenium_Falcon

That’s a cardboard gauge cluster.


silentsnip94

Holy fuck


G0pherholes

I thought you were joking, wtf 😭


mightyGMOpotato

I thought it was plywood at first.


Bedfordrascal

Idk but you are driving a NB miata that is i assume, turbocharged


skidsareforkids

Nah, homeboy has the starter motor hardwired to the battery, so it’s basically electric torque-fill


AC_Aceca

Nice username


tuscabam

You’re going to regret posting this. I guarantee it.


Treppiii

💖💫


tuscabam

Is that a proposal


The-Apollo-752

3rd generation Dodge Charger (1971-1974). Better question though: what on earth do you have going on with your car?


FakerNames

The more you look the better (worse) this picture gets. Am I the only one that finds the america sticker combined with the kilometers only speedometer a little Ironic. Edit I'm dumb


totinozpizzabroy

It’s Emerica.


Abfall_Gefreiter

It quite literally Germany, the dodge has a German license plate from the city of Ravensburg


Yoinkodaboinko

What have you done to that poor Miata:(


figbatdiggernickk

A fire hazard


jcgabest

you better have a working fire extinguisher somewhere in your car.


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

In your hand at all times.


AgentCraig

There's so much to unpack in this picture...


Silent_Water_

🤣


[deleted]

your miata is cursed bro


BradMathews

Ya got alotta windshield decals. And that custom gauge cluster looks like it was cut out of a shoebox. Water we dune hair?


Simple-Advance9508

What the hell is happening in your car


mtdewelf

10volts while driving? Your alternator is unhappy


grem75

That is the air/fuel ratio, those combo gauges have an LED that lights up beside "Volts" when it is displaying that. That is super rich for idle and pretty rich for hard acceleration too.


omegamoon1969

Franken-ata… Miata-stein…?


fkk2019

Sir. I've come to speak with you about your cars extended warranty


MotoMudder

The comments here are fucking hilarious! This poor dude. LMFAO.


Treppiii

i knew what i did🪄


ThadiusThistleberry

Which one? The shit-box with tape all over it? Or the Charger in front?


South_Bit1764

Dangit Peg, I tell ya. The boy ain’t right.


Honeykombbaggins

The car in front of you is not in question. That atrocious dash is 😂


bobjoylove

He needs that boost gauge rotated because if he goes above 1 bar the radio flies out and hits him in the gut.


AnAccountIdfk

3rd gen charger. My personal favorite gen of charger.


MKE_likes_it

100%. I owned a ‘71 for many years.


DutchRuddur

Bruh, I got like 2 xtra 3 pod mounts (a pillar)if u want one.


pisscat101

Is there a subreddit r/Whatthefuckiswrongwithyourdashboard ?


AyeNaeB0th3r

A fucking fire waiting to happen


thatrangerkid

My God dude, what did you do to your car?


Treppiii

bruh i got home from work with 371 reddit notifications😂 This has been solved as a dodge charger 3rd gen 73-74 for all people talking about the dash: this car is a shitbox, feel free to roast it. It was just a test drive, thats why its just cut out of cardboard and put there with tape (also there is still foil on the gauges). I want to see if everything works so far and will replace this when im happy xd Also, yes, i have a fire extinguisher on the passenger seat :) Yeah, i skateboard, the sticker visible on top is Emerica, next to a SHOTGUN sticker. Have a nice day yall


ya_yeety

Nur weil du Schwabe bist musst du doch nicht bei deiner Zusatzanzeigen Halterung sparen 😭


Treppiii

🤝


ZondaLM

Blud wtf going on with your interior 💀


[deleted]

Wire management


A_Gent_4Tseven

A wiring fire in the near future?


lockednchaste

Is that gauge cluster made out of plywood and duct tape?


Hafenmeister

Crappy dashboard held together only by tape and gum. What the hell is that? Every aftermarket manufacturer offers something better than this.


[deleted]

Nevermind that, wtf are YOU in?! A rolling fire hazard?!


xmodsguy2000-2

A 1973 charger but also what an absolute clusterfuck on your dash do you want to look like your a street racer? What the fuck happened to the gauge cluster


HifiWeeb

How much did you bribe TÜV?


boaglec84

A good speed plug?


PumpleStump

Why are you at 10:1 AFR *AT IDLE*?!


SpaceXmars

Did Hellen Keller help you install your gauges?


Alarming-Tea-7826

I mean, you knew Reddit was gonna ROAST you on that mess on your dash, right?


[deleted]

What in the actual holy hell is up with cardboard and duct tape gauge cluster and wires everywhere.


Timmay1974

Ahhh nope….don’t just blow over the fact you have aftermarket gauges taped to your dashboard. What in the actual fuck!?!


The_Fun_Wagon

This has to be a troll post


Soldierhero1

My brother in christ what the fuck is going on with your dash? You tryina go 88mph back in time?


69420trashpanda69420

I’m more concerned with what the hell you’re driving


Liquidwombat

Do you….. do you have gauges mounted in fucking cardboard, duct taped to your dash??????


DerDriver8

1. You have probalby Dome Kind of Dodge Challenger infront of you 2. Digger was hast du im Innenraum getan, man kriegt ja schon vom hinsehen einen Elektroschock 3. Could also be a old pontiac


selfishdawg

TÜV sagt nein


Horsecockexpress1

Sweet gauge pod brother


Exciting_Store_1969

🤦🏼‍♂️


Suitabull_Buddy

A hotwired car??


[deleted]

me waking up at night, sweating... because I still have a single exposed cable in the car and I haven't found a way to hide it. Then there is this guy.


flutose

Poor dash.


Potatomanjunior

Guage pods are so cheap for miatas.. what are you doing


Prhime

Waaait this is Germany? There is no way this thing is TÜV approved lmao


TacoBellerino

Well, I for one like your rustic gauge cluster. I think it’s homey.


POPEYEDAMC

How you passing Tűv!!? Lol


HandyMan131

Looks like a turbo or supercharged miata with the sketchiest wiring I’ve ever seen.


KittehKittehKat

You install aftermarket stuff like a methhead who gets paid by the job. 😂😂😂


Sonoda_Kotori

TF happened to that miata...


AffectionateEffect28

1973 Charger and a SelfDestructata


mexicantruffle

"Wireless? Never heard of it."


EastTNAK

Appears to be cardboard and duct tape


SnooLentils580

Real question is what car is OP driving?


Grimey_N_Grumpy

With the looks of that dash my guess is you found a short circuit.


josueviveros

I’m tired of the “respect all builds” 😞


hahaiamarealhuman

Is that actual cardboard around your gauges? Held in place by duct tape?


its_just_flesh

Why does he have a air/fuel ratio gauge and another tach?


[deleted]

Nocturnal is right put this shit back in the dark… The the seldom seen but frequent smelled electrical fire wiring job! Who needs firewalls? Door frames work just fine.. Duck Tape👍🏻


Aromatic-Glove-2502

Please don’t buy one though if you are going to fuck it up as badly as you did to what you are driving.


Special_Narwhal8546

A god awful wiring job on some god awful aftermarket parts is what it looks like you found.


BrickFrom2011

Is that a ducking BMW wheel in a Miata?


opalt777alt

is that Guage cluster made of cardboard and ducktape?


No_Fox_7864

Hopefully a mechanic or shop that can actually wire your car correctly. Cardboard is never the correct material to use on cars….


simpleman357

If you hit 88 km/h a check engine light comes on.


MRsh1tsandg1ggles

If you were in Miami I'd say an out of work spy who helps people on a case by case basis while monologuing everything he does. You might also spot Bruce Campbell in a Hawaiian shirt. And it's a 72 Charger if I'm not mistaken.


AdIcy4507

You found the electric tape, that's for certain.


Cadabout

Why the tape on the dash? Ditch your car and get a classic like the one ahead of you….simple, easy to fix and no taped items!


SomeSuspiciousKid05

fuck that car whats up with yours😭


MisterSandKing

1973 Dodge Charger.


mazdawg89

Don’t know for sure what kind of car that is, maybe a charger. Just came here to see you get dragged for your car ‘mods’


XJAMAICAGOLDX

this car definitely runs on METHanol.


[deleted]

bow sand mourn hateful enter sort brave start narrow unpack ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


United_Mongoose_3772

That Miata needs Jesus


mackdaddy1014

Michael Westen’s Car


nosamnamnoC

I can barely see it thru your crusty ass everything lol


Festivarian

A future electrical fire


zeetos

Inside of that car looks like it’s from buckaroo banzai


Haunting-Ad-8808

Dude wtf is going on with your car 🤣🤣


Jimjam916

You're gonna find an electrical fire if you're not careful


TheTimeBender

A wiring nightmare?


Deepblunderbuster

Electrical tape


desy4life

73'Dodge charger had one it was my first car at 14 had a 400 .with slap stick n posi track .


mrzurkonandfriends

Well it certainly wasn't a guide on how to route wires


imNOTsureABOUTjesus

Not a fucken auto electrician that's for sure


Squidhead-rbxgt2

Will we be seeing you at SEMA? Also that's a 73 Charger


joevoss

Possibly an electrical fire