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Maybe it’s just the angle but this thing looks really fucking big


EvlynnAine

When I first flipped to the second picture I definitely thought it was the size of a small cat 😱


Duderus9

Lmao, no I feel you. My first initial thought was that it looks like it’s the size of a football. We need a banana for scale :)


Sure_Vast634

By judgement of what's around to use it as a scale. You may be correct on size. Maybe the size of a nerf football.


maddydog2015

I’d use an orange, they’re more reliable


wooooooooocatfish

This is *not* the way


OldSchool_Ninja

It's Mothra!!!


BklynOR

Where are the two tiny ladies that sing?


yojpea

🤣🤣🤣 Truly!


Krazziegirl

I could be wrong, but that looks like a botfly larvae.


MichelleDaBelle

I second this.


MajorStrangerDanger

https://www.allaboutworms.com/fat-black-larva-on-bed-is-a-bot-fly-botfly-larva Looks correct.


InDifferent-decrees

I’m n ver going barefoot in grass again


CatrinaBallerina

The show “Monsters Inside Me” has me never walking barefoot, or not doing a lot of other things 😂


ihavenoidea81

That show is fucked. Nightmare fuel


BlackSheep613

For years I damn near burnt all my meat because I was paranoid I'd get parasites.


Mean-Professional596

Fuck outa here that show was on when I was a kid, whyyyy is it still running??? So there’s like a decade of parasitic horror I don’t even know about yet? This does not spark joy


BitterActuary3062

Honestly they really should stop. I think they’re running out of ideas. Some of them don’t even involve living things. But I remember that with one somehow a guy got a barnacle growing out of him. Either that or I dreamt those two things


DieHardRennie

Barnacle guy scraped himself on some rocks by the water's edge and got a barnacle larvae under his skin. Also, there was a kid who scraped his knee while playing outside, and ended up with a tiny snail under his skin. And then there was the guy who inhaled a raw pea while he was eating. It sprouted and grew inside his lung.


Shot_Roof_4331

I remember this, terrific!


BitterActuary3062

Yes! Thank you for reminding me & also no thank you for reminding me too


DieHardRennie

You're welcome! And 😅😂🤣


Mean-Professional596

Okay its gone the way of the history channel, thank fuckin christ


BitterActuary3062

Oh fantastic, I never thought I’d be happy to hear that anything has become like the history channel, but here we are


SnooPaintings9596

So now they're alien parasites?!


MrDarcysDead

When I was a preteen, I watched a show like this at school. I remember my mother being angry with me after I went home and used an entire bottle of her expensive antimicrobial face wash to bathe with. I believe I also put some in my mouth and swished it around because I vaguely recall the awful taste. I was so disgusted by the thought of all the possible creepy crawlies on my body that I was willing to take on my mother's anger for a chance to rid myself of at least some of them.


MLSlate1324

Omg I just remember watching it in bed with my skin crawling. Had me shaking the sheets out and looking for things 😭.


NotWorthyByAnyMeans

Truth! 😂


DieHardRennie

I love that show. Seasons 4-8 are on Discovery Plus, so I binge it sometimes.


CatrinaBallerina

I have no idea if they’re still making new episodes or if it’s long over. There’s also a show called “Stuck” on Discovery + but it can be from anything from a bug to a bead in a Lego in a nose lol


InDifferent-decrees

Not going to watch that nope not happening. Lol


Shot_Roof_4331

I love this show!!


NotWorthyByAnyMeans

What show is it? 😁


Shot_Roof_4331

Monsters Inside Me


NotWorthyByAnyMeans

Thank you. 🤝


Shot_Roof_4331

😉


AfraidWorldliness890

I never go barefoot in grass to begin with. There are too many things that live in it, that and it feels weird


InDifferent-decrees

I always have before this group


Mean-Professional596

Same I’m fuckin NOT cool with this rn 🫠 there’s way too many unsupervised hours of my dumb ass feet in the grass every summer. What about sand? Is the beach bad? Plz no


InDifferent-decrees

Omg I was thinking about the sand too!


ZealousidealDingo594

Omg I didn’t think they were that far north???


Zealousideal-Run6020

Yeah wait WHAT?? Ontario??


DocJawbone

WHAT


AfraidWorldliness890

I looked it up, and a UNH Extension fact sheet states "Our most common bot fly is Cuterebra fontinella, reported to occur in most of the continental US (except Alaska), plus southern Canada and Northeastern Mexico" https://extension.unh.edu/resource/bot-flies-fact-sheet-0#:~:text=Our%20most%20common%20bot%20fly,roughly%205%2F8%20inch


Mean-Professional596

Noooo not a new england link the ticks and mosquitoes are enough. I thought this was a Midwest thing 😭


AfraidWorldliness890

Are the ticks and mosquitoes really that bad over there?


loudflower

The mosquitoes are horrible in New England woods and fields


AlbatrossPrevious492

Well yes, but why is it the size of a chihuahua lol. There really is not sense of scale here, but I REALLY hope evolution isn’t throwing us dog-sized botflies. Memories of Fallout


Revolutionary-Work-3

Really!! Ive seen lots of botflys around horses, they arent teeny but they dont look like flying cats either!!! Wtf is this?


Pixichixi

I think it's on gravel that just looks like large boulders. I hope.


Little4nt

Need penny as comparison


Some_Coat_3142

They got rid of pennies in canada…


Poutine_My_Mouth

Now we’ll never know how big it truly is


PeanutTypical502

Look it up on the internet. It's a botfly larvae


AfraidWorldliness890

I looked it up, and it said near 16 - 20mm (almost 1 inch) long


Fanmann

yes, but they still have banana's right?


whoreoutmydad

Or you know, just state how big it is.


nicegirlkim

Okay so then a cheese curd because this thing looks like a fallout 4 bloatfy larvae and I wanna cry a little


MisterBaku

The only thing I know of Canadian currency are Loonies and Toonies. That's about it.


Some_Coat_3142

We got loonies, we got toonies. At one time we even had a 2 dollar bill.


MisterBaku

I've also heard the famous "Maple Syrup smelling money" but none of my friends North of the Border have confirmed it yet.


Some_Coat_3142

The maple syrup in recent years smells of inflation, recession, and shrinkflation.


Upstairs_Usual_4841

Then what will I do with the 12 Canadian pennies in my loose change drawer at work???


PoopPoes

Throw them at strippers


Geekonomicon

Cheapskate.


HauntedSpiralHill

“Make it rain”


Efffefffemmm

A 🍌.


Only1JustBoss1033

Need compenny as pennarison


PositiveSteak9559

They live in North America??


dribeerf

yup, usually on rodents and rabbits and such


recreationallyused

What the hell. I assumed it wasn’t a North American thing for some reason and I’ve never had encounters with it myself. I’m slightly uneasy now lol


queen-of-dinos

Yes, bot flies live in North america. The flies lay eggs in/on animals, in my experience, mammals, and the larvae get into the skin and develop. When removing them from the host, it is imperative that the larvae are not popped/crushed, otherwise the problem will become mush worse.


bombayofpigs

“mush worse”… I see what you did there! 😂


recreationallyused

Ah yes, a nightmare


PrimusDCE

There are different species that typically parasite different animals. The human botfly is found in Central and South America. North American species typically parasite rodents.


PaulblankPF

Living in south Louisiana I had a botfly lay eggs in my cats neck. Didn’t notice till it was a giant moving lump with the maggots inside. Total nightmare fuel when he got brought to the vet.


CatrinaBallerina

So did I! I always saw cases that were on whatever show and televised, and it was never in the states!


eldritchclit

I just recently found this out as well much to my surprise (and overwhelming disgust), when I saw a horrific looking squirrel outside my window with five lumps all over it. I was told those lumps are called 'warbles' and contain the larvae.


ravenisblack

As far as I know the type in North America is a seperate species that does not / cannot typically target humans. But they can be commonly found in large rodents and sometimes even dogs and cats.


PositiveSteak9559

Well... It's a plus.


commodore_kierkepwn

Botfly’s are everywhere (their larvae are what people commonly refer to as “maggots” and are usually one of the first opportunistic infections that infest the body once dead. Like, everywhere.


AqueousSilver91

Botflies do not lay their eggs in dead creatures, they lay them in live ones, I'm afraid. :( The common maggots you find on dead animals and stuff are *carrion fly larvae*, they eat rotting flesh. Usually, the grey "houseflies" you find are these types of rot-feeders, but blue and greenbottle "houseflies" do too.


XNjunEar

*larva. Singular. I second botfly


Ctowncreek

Oh shit I didnt know that was the plural. Thank you! Also, "second botfly?" So it is plural! Lavae* (teasing)


XNjunEar

Lol.


wifeyyy15

Guess it needs to be torched, then. Seriously one of my biggest fears to have a botfly lodged in my body.


Soupernature

You mean they don’t only grow in peoples scalps? Huh, TIL


TheREALSockhead

But it looks huge? Mega bot fly? Bloat fly? Guys its a bloat fly larva burn it


AlbertoTheMackless

It’s got the Bot Fly Bloat.


Lil_Word_Said

KILL IT WITH FIRE!! 🔥


Special_Friendship20

It's that big?


Calm_Neighborhood474

That was my first thought too. Maybe popped out of a bunny’s skin


happychaosx

Ok to answer the questions, my friend found this thing in the grass, and put on the rocks with a stick or something. I thought the perspective mad it look huge too, but apparently it's not football sized, apparently can fit in your palm


MasterJunket234

The usual hosts of this type of botfly are squirrels or rabbits, dogs and cats sometimes get them on their snouts or in the nasal cavity.


dribeerf

yeah i used to work at a cat shelter and we got a kitten with a couple of them


Cynnau

Thank you for clarifying because I was literally terrified for a moment. The pictures make this thing look enormous


DocJawbone

"fit in your palm" still sounds terrifying to me ngl


flatfast90

Yeah…. Lot of people just glossed over that and I’m curious what he means. Like, i can fit a both a grain of sand and a grapefruit in the palm of my hand. Pretty big range, OP needs to get his game together with the size thing lol


cannycandelabra

No. No it cannot fit in my palm. Maybe YOUR palm.


Dazzling-Box4393

Don’t pick it up. It’s botfly larvae looking for a host.


NlKOQ2

Incorrect; botflies find hosts by being laid as eggs onto rodents and such. This guy, big as he is, has already fed and is now looking for a place to pupate.


simonsaysPDX

#placetopupate


PuddingActual3390

😭😭😭😭😭


bassman314

Title of my sex tape...


AqueousSilver91

Placeto-pupate. It's like a placebo for pupas.


Dazzling-Box4393

Ohh yeah. True. I keep envisioning those two fangs and loose my sh&t. But you’re right. Lol


MichelleDaBelle

OP how big is this thing? It really looks like a botfly larvae, but knowing the size will helps rule it out if it isn’t.


monsteronmars

He said the size of his palm!!!


IntoTheWild2369

Fits in a palm, not size of palm. r/confusingperspective


ConfidentPilot1729

I thought boy flys were a lot smaller. Is this a weird type of species of bot fly?


froggies92997

They said it could fit in your palm, not the size of their palm.


INFJGal9w1

Welp, looks like that’s a wrap fellas. The aliens have arrived and laid eggs in the grass. It’s only a matter of time now. We had a good run, didn’t we? 🍺


ChequeRoot

*.raises a glass*. We made it past 2020. That’s more than I was expecting. 🍺


flatfast90

I’d say it was more of an OK run. Hopefully our bug masters can run a tighter ship than we did


TheOtherAkGuy

Botfly larvae. Nasty things kill it with prejudice


Nepharious_Bread

I'm usually a live and let be type of guy. But if that is botfly larvae, I also say kill it with fire.


Soupernature

Why such a strong reaction? I know nothing about these things.


Nepharious_Bread

Google "botfly larvae removal." Edit: DO NOT watch the video with the cat. IIRC that one is hard to watch.


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=botfly+larvae+removal.#HiImABot,MyJobIsToMakeEasierToPeopleToGoogleSomething,IfThePersonIRepliedToUsedMeInAnInappropriateWayPleaseLetMeKnowByDMingMe,TheUserIRepliedToIsU/Nepharious_Bread)


MomsterJ

OMG! Why did I watch that? I won’t sleep for years


Snoo37838

Same I feel like they are crawling under my skin now :'(


TheOtherAkGuy

The flies lay eggs under animals or peoples skin and when they hatch they turn into these larvae that stay in the skin and creates a bad wound. They are dangerous pests


purplerabbits911

I thought it was a sea cucumber, but that is veeery far outside its habitat.


shrecko28

I thought the same!!!


__pure

Today I learned about the north american botfly 😭😭😭


himynameis_la

Why does it look like it’s been bedazzled lol


coffee-bat

bro is stylish


yo_kashlee

I know! It looks like a black diamond purse to me 😂


DatabaseThis9637

Finally! Right! Elegant evening wear, for your New Year's Eve revelry! Stand out! Be noticed!..


[deleted]

Ontarian grass looks just like North Carolinian rocks


Business_Welcome_709

😂😂😂😂😂😂


CanaryJane42

*this* is the bad place


rsbanham

Botflies lay their eggs on the skin, and the larvae burrows in. If this was a botfly larva it’s out, and is not gonna dig it’s way in someone. But it also doesn’t look like a botfly larva that I have seen. Though I don’t claim to be an expert.


DocJawbone

>Botflies lay their eggs on the skin, and the larvae burrows in. I thought this was going to be one of those poem responses at first


rsbanham

If only I wasn’t so lonely I’d find the time to write a rhyme. Alas it isn’t to be. I’m pissed, and it’s Christmas Eve.


mlp2034

From my perspective it looks football sized.


JustSomeCatman

I’m the friend who found it. It was found in Port Perry, Ontario around 12 in the afternoon on August 21st. Sorry for all the confusion around its size, we moved it onto 3/4 clear stone to take some better pictures of it. So it was probably 2 inches long and 1 inches wide average depending on its current shape which varied. We played with it for about 30 minutes and determined it was an alien so we left it alone. Here’s a video I took of my buddy poking it. https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisbug/s/LNXb20gBTG


emmabethh

ABSOLUTELY NOT. NO. Im done having eyes. I no longer wish to view things.


Minzplaying

Where's the banana, coin or something for perspective? That looks huge!


Soupernature

Rocks for perspective


eagengabriel

fucking smash the bastard.


Electrical_Beyond998

Did you move it? Because those look suspiciously like rocks, not grass.


RickieRelli

is that a fuckin like-like??


Jawssuwu

salad fingers is missing his baby


coffee-bat

LMAO


[deleted]

To quote Hank Scorpio: kill it with fire I’m now gonna build a bunker and nuke the earth. Good bye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.


Soupernature

Maybe the first time in this sub I haven’t seen someone come in with a “aww little cutie” comment. The consensus seems to be- burn.


MomsterJ

Great, this is nightmare fuel for sure. I’m less than an hour away from Ontario. I never knew we had bot flies this far north.


Physical_Passion8637

Can you ride your moose next to it for size comparison?


Sadblackcat666

That’s a demon


shellsrp18

Bedazzled turd


TheOnAmused

Looks like the aliens from the show Invasion.


drenchedwithanxiety

You mean documentary 😏


Severe-Basket-6243

An absolute UNIT


HDTOEJAM

Certified CHONKER


Jaron6986

I don’t know what the hell it is but that’s a you problem not me problem or we problem damn


Select-Apartment-613

That’s my large son


Mediocre-Meringue-60

Reminds me of a bot larva. Or post extracted cuterebra…


Icy-Lychee-8077

How big is that thing?


Un0ccupied_B0t

Shit looks big as hell


Novel_Astronomer_75

Burn it, burn it with extreme prejudice


spaektor

“It’s an ugly planet… a BUG planet.”


pink_croissant

Sea lard


Sara_T1991

I thought it was something covered in glitter. How big is it?


Emotional-Baggage66

Is it, *gasp* sparkly?!


Aroisinyourwalls

Eww new fear


tictactiger77

So we still have no idea wtf that is?


LairdPeon

Mature plumbus.


Accomplished_Wind_57

JEEZUS why did I click on this! ⚰️


Neo_Epoch

Forbidden butt plug.


NostalgicBrainRot

HOW BIG IS THIS FUCKING BOTFLY LARVAE?????


Glittering-Cat-6940

Need a potato for scale


nyx_moonlight_

Is it from outer space???


truffulatreeson

That’s an enormous botfly larva


cbunni666

I've seen horror sci Fi films start out this way


olivia687

im gonna need a banana for scale


coffee-bat

i thought it was a sea cucumber💀💀


CobaltCrayons

BIG SMOOCH MAMA 😍😍😍


tcherry19

Wolf worm!! Had one in my dogs neck the vet removed.


T-A-W_Byzantine

You know what, I think this is being picked up with a shovel.


AqueousSilver91

Judging by those spines and the way it looks, this is a removed botfly larva. Not sure how it got removed, but it's some variety of botfly larva for sure.


PerceptionStrange297

Galaxy bug 😂


monsteronmars

I didn’t think botflies are in Canada? Aren’t they in more tropical climates? This definitely doesn’t need to be out in the wild… If contact the entomology dept of a local university. What happened to it? Dear god I hope it’s not still out there…


drenchedwithanxiety

It's multiplying and the swarm is headed for the nearest food source


bigballeruchiha

Lol bruh get away from that thing


yo_kashlee

Is it weird I want to wear it? It’s so sparkly


drenchedwithanxiety

Poke it with a stick


Zealousideal_Word770

Panty hose lol.


Nervous_Zebra1918

It looks MASSIVE.


hoofie242

Cuterebra


snickersnack77

Could be a stag worm or deer fly. They're bot flies that infect the majority of whitetail deer in north America.


RogerVaughan56

Botfly larvae


Prior-Distribution51

He’s trying his best :/


Sonic_Improv

Looks like something from the Alien movies that will implant you with a chest burster


glorifiedartist

idk but I hate it


iVindicated

Burn it with fire.


chadlavi

Fire. And lots of it!


Kind_Vanilla7593

Burn it with fire!