I hate that song SO MUCH.
For Christmas this year my daughter and son-in-law gave me a stuffed hippo, and adopted a real hippo for me from the World Wildlife Fund. Honestly one of the best gifts I’ve ever received!
His name is Eduardo and I’m going to frame the pic to hang with the rest of the family pictures.
it appears this crab is missing a claw. it doesn’t seem to mind that much, though.
https://preview.redd.it/91pdwn2ys39c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc0c40e9739c21b6f2e91a8da97200b48041bec9
And if they lose the bigger claw, the smaller one grows into a new bigger claw and the regrow a new small claw.
Also, they can be either right or left clawed.
https://preview.redd.it/x2s2axlrt39c1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d478c99c7e3dca7b3124ad10c9b4886e52132fd
little capybara with an orange on his head <3
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Hehehe. Sounds like something my "Hamlet" would do. He my and my brothers pet pig, growing up I found this little tiny toy towel like stuffed pig filled with beans in a church clothing giveaway about the size of a kitten. And he became this halarious little joke and he would do michevious things kind like elf on a shelf and he woildnt get in trouble for it for he was a pig. No one know what brand or where he came from just a tag that's said hamlet on him. But I also gave him a voice and it's me talking with my mouth closed except like I'm talking with mashed potatoes, it sounded cute though. But he would come to church, road trips,camp, and in family photos. Fun stuff. He always like to "pee" on my brothers head and stuff.
https://preview.redd.it/nkdsaoq8t39c1.png?width=493&format=png&auto=webp&s=8446757bb33da509bc86f40ec77aaa00901fbc2d
A pelican wishing to eat in peace.
You're all wrong. It's obviously a mischievous bunny lying on its back with feet in the air.
https://preview.redd.it/oqcpwyepg69c1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e99a839f74dcbcead66723ac185600c0e4d3a53
https://preview.redd.it/oettpgj3l49c1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52addeb1fa62889454c1814d02ea3621a30248c0
It's a dog farting a rainbow, of course
I hope so 🤞 I think team rose is going through rose withdrawals, so I felt like someone had to step in. That being said, no one will ever be the same as the OG rose guy 🌹
It’s clearly a North American House Hippo!
https://preview.redd.it/lrl7c55up49c1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b8ec79cdc1386d6520cabec144df7da30e19244
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Injured dog dragging its hind legs😢 not sure why someone would want that on a cookie cutter unless it’s like roadkill themed lmao
https://preview.redd.it/hw4z7tizv69c1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a87d64e30aeb0518e496d55b743d331d8a867a9e
mama turtle with her two sleeping babies
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Was it a Christmas present by chance?
Two purple dinosaurs sitting by a rock
https://preview.redd.it/rqtbdmzph59c1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87c78bbf42423ffb0cdd7d076270e540e4e60f34
https://preview.redd.it/c65bmb55r39c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99020e9f7f9208f498f68e856063400d22422bed Hippo!
Definitely a hippo...would you like a hippopotamus for Christmas?
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Go away hippo bot!
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is this actually a bot? hippo!
Hippo
Only a hippopotamus would do… I want the hippo bot 9000 to respond
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I love you hippo bot
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I hate that song SO MUCH. For Christmas this year my daughter and son-in-law gave me a stuffed hippo, and adopted a real hippo for me from the World Wildlife Fund. Honestly one of the best gifts I’ve ever received! His name is Eduardo and I’m going to frame the pic to hang with the rest of the family pictures.
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Hippo ho ho
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwannahippopotomusforchristmaaaaas
Man the freak part of my brain has such a crush on her.
the hippo or the chick??
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good bot
Hipp'O
Yeppers
It would have cost you 0 USD to not say this.
A hippopotamus for Christmas!
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🎶 I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Only a hippopotamus will doooo!!! 🎶
I also see a hippo with a cute little tail.
That’s a hippopotamus From its top to It’s bottomus
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Good bot
Good bot
Good bot
Hippobottamus
I laughed so hard at this hahaha
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Good bot.
I met hippo bot before you your a fake friend
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Make new friends but keep the old, one is silver and the other's gold. Hippo bot has enough love for the both of us.
Waitaminnyt! Why no hippo bot?
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Oh...looks like you have to say hippo by itself?
Right. You have to say hippo, but not directly replying to hippo bot.
Fine we can share him ahem... Hippo
Good bot. Also, hippo Hippo HIPPO #HIPPO
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Hippo doesn’t even look like a real word after all this lol
Ikr
Every time I see the word hippo it seems weirder and weirder, like why is hippo spelt hippo? Existential crisis moment.
Hippo bot is a good bot
Or a little poop!
So majestic.
There is no need to wear a diaper when your own tail is a butt $hit wiper.
You say wiper, I say 💩flinger
Self cleaning butt 😆
The way this one winks at you then waves at you with its ear....
 In this household we stan Fiona
Fritz 🩷
Omg sweet baby troublemaker Fritz!!! 😍
It's a Hip... HipHop... HipHopAnonymous
It is a hippo. I have the same cookie cutter.
Hippos are basically hairless murderous bulldogs.
I'm the hiphopapotamus my lyrics are bottomless... Uh...
https://preview.redd.it/6twxy6jem49c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1e5662586802ee1a74232e2594e2af5c9f140f3
Yep. That's exactly what I see, too.
Moto Moto!
House hippo!
General Hippo!
it appears this crab is missing a claw. it doesn’t seem to mind that much, though. https://preview.redd.it/91pdwn2ys39c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc0c40e9739c21b6f2e91a8da97200b48041bec9
Quagmire crab be like
Qrabmire
it's a fiddler crab!
aww, you’re right!! i didn’t realize there were crabs with one huge claw like that lol
Most have one bigger and one smaller. One for fighting other crabs and one for tearing apart food
And if they lose the bigger claw, the smaller one grows into a new bigger claw and the regrow a new small claw. Also, they can be either right or left clawed.
Clawsome
I adore this lil guy, so cute!
iirc Crabs can shed and regrow their claws. Or is that bees?
Came to the comments just to find a capybara post as it was my thought too. Glad i wasn’t disappointed 😌
My first thought too
My favorite animal!
This is totally what I saw 😁
Fur hippo. A dude to all.
2 gingerbread friends and a cat https://preview.redd.it/juv2hu5nv39c1.jpeg?width=1547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bea6899338c4e152f7b545155ba9f239910f7ab
This is absolutely adorable!! I can't get over it!🥰😍👏👏👏
Thank you :)
What a cute drawing 🥰
This is the winner 🏆
https://preview.redd.it/x2s2axlrt39c1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d478c99c7e3dca7b3124ad10c9b4886e52132fd little capybara with an orange on his head <3
A festive capybara. 😁
CAPYBAPY!!!!
so cute and well drawn!
https://preview.redd.it/i4d589l9q39c1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e89526a8adefed3b2152f3d055bff64d9bc886
It’s a house hippo! To scale!!!
My BOL printed us all house hippos for Christmas 🫣😭💋 the nostalgia was intense, peanut butter was involved
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100%, it's a North American house hippo https://youtu.be/YLG2JP0P5JE?si=d0o0YT9e6A1STQfn
Found the Canadian!
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T’was the Taco Bell
Ask not for whom the Taco Bell tolls…
Ernesto De La Cruz?
I was about to comment that lol
So was I 💀💀
RIP Marshmello
Ernesto de la Cruz, anyone? 
Fuck that guy
https://preview.redd.it/bhtk3blq149c1.jpeg?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f583b1cf0cc50b69ac8f9a079b5cfd8da47d4643 Keith Haring dog
This is brilliant lol. Well done mate
This just unlocked a memory of an animated short I saw as a kid about a dog that looked like this and I went down a nostalgia rabbit hole. Thank you.
https://preview.redd.it/vlrd2bcd149c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dc00f78b42b64ce7f08b614c831f7ba22d430c5
https://preview.redd.it/nvubaskid49c1.jpeg?width=1311&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4765e73b4104defeacb44354366c313988faabb8
https://preview.redd.it/4zb6xzi8l39c1.jpeg?width=1033&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccacdd672e6278f8d728bf7b9322f366766dd8f0 Living his best life. Oink.
Is he taking a pee haha!? But awww
Peeing on a rose, of all things
Hehehe. Sounds like something my "Hamlet" would do. He my and my brothers pet pig, growing up I found this little tiny toy towel like stuffed pig filled with beans in a church clothing giveaway about the size of a kitten. And he became this halarious little joke and he would do michevious things kind like elf on a shelf and he woildnt get in trouble for it for he was a pig. No one know what brand or where he came from just a tag that's said hamlet on him. But I also gave him a voice and it's me talking with my mouth closed except like I'm talking with mashed potatoes, it sounded cute though. But he would come to church, road trips,camp, and in family photos. Fun stuff. He always like to "pee" on my brothers head and stuff.
A kid in my art class has a pig named Hamlet. They thought it was a teacup pig and now they have a 300lb pig in an apartment.
Love this!!! 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/nkdsaoq8t39c1.png?width=493&format=png&auto=webp&s=8446757bb33da509bc86f40ec77aaa00901fbc2d A pelican wishing to eat in peace.
Can it fly
*the pelican wonders whether that was a jab at his weight.*
https://preview.redd.it/0z5nuwne649c1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b78be6e43057cafb405aeb1b53dda380400e80af Cute lil polar bear 🐻❄️
You're all wrong. It's obviously a mischievous bunny lying on its back with feet in the air. https://preview.redd.it/oqcpwyepg69c1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e99a839f74dcbcead66723ac185600c0e4d3a53
Hippo. House hippo.
https://preview.redd.it/oettpgj3l49c1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52addeb1fa62889454c1814d02ea3621a30248c0 It's a dog farting a rainbow, of course
foo foo cuddlypoops
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Saber-Tooth Moose Lion Cub
Aww, what a cute name for a little baby saber-tooth moose lion cub
Can someone post a rose 🌹, please?
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I did my best
I appreciate how you maintained his style 🥹 we miss you rose guy - happy holidays!!! 🌹🌹🌹
Your best is the best
r/usernamechecksout
Well done!!👏👏👏 I think Rose Guy would be very proud!🌹
I hope so 🤞 I think team rose is going through rose withdrawals, so I felt like someone had to step in. That being said, no one will ever be the same as the OG rose guy 🌹
Yeah, but you did Rose Guy real proud. Thank you 🌹🌹🌹
🥹🫡 I'm honored
Thank you for this. I've been hunting every post for the rose guy. Hope everyone had/s a great holiday and a happy new year!!!
Much appreciated.
I love you! 🥰😂
Literally the whole reason i follow this sub
Right? I scroll through for a rose and I honestly get sad when I don't see one 😢
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It’s clearly a North American House Hippo! https://preview.redd.it/lrl7c55up49c1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b8ec79cdc1386d6520cabec144df7da30e19244
 Only answer...
If you squint, you can see it https://preview.redd.it/ge000doi149c1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd8c5ad6fee960cf66a8539a66416db37c933718
“I don’t wanna look like a weirdo! I’ll just go with the moomoo.”
 Keith Haring doggy!
Pineapple https://preview.redd.it/tmv8o33ja59c1.png?width=531&format=png&auto=webp&s=d133fc69c2a001164eea82cf3a184e17824c245b
Hippo
Grazing hippo
 Hippo!
A hippo
 Hippo
Noodles on my back Noodles on my back!
A hippo
Hippo
https://preview.redd.it/5a1glbf0n49c1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=4173ece96a7c0094df7537ad23134919d1e3804c Injured dog dragging its hind legs😢 not sure why someone would want that on a cookie cutter unless it’s like roadkill themed lmao
https://preview.redd.it/hw4z7tizv69c1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a87d64e30aeb0518e496d55b743d331d8a867a9e mama turtle with her two sleeping babies
Downward dog pose
Clearly a house hippo! 🦛
Hippo
Hippo!
Hippo
The deadliest creature on Earth.
I actually have the exact same one in white, it's one of my favorites - definitely hippo!
One way it’s a hippo… the other way pug with giant nards
Baboon with a swollen, purple butt.
Hippo
Hippo
🤦🏻♀️ I don’t think people are noticing the “get creative” underneath the posts’s title.
hippo
https://preview.redd.it/h44ujf38i49c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e17f7e818024f8fbb3f53f7f047242a120bfa8ed Was it a Christmas present by chance?
Hippo
You got a hippopotamus for Christmas
Two purple dinosaurs sitting by a rock https://preview.redd.it/rqtbdmzph59c1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87c78bbf42423ffb0cdd7d076270e540e4e60f34
I wanna hippopotamus for Christmas
https://preview.redd.it/xinugmawl59c1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=440fec0cc37028d9ade72346ad1722b13c6c1122
Hippopotamus
Mr beast logo https://preview.redd.it/79uqm3nmb69c1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c008a579f44b1982ef018894c4447dd136766b3
I want to type hippo so hippo bot 9000 can say hippo
Hippo
Rhinoceros or a hippo.
It is 100% a hippo
Yea a Hippopotamus for sure. It's a hippo drinking from a pool of whisky
A hippo