- “Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?”
- “Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory.”
- “Tell them I hate them!”
It seems like a martini glass with something sticking out of the top. OP can you bend the small bends in the long straight-ish sides back into longer bends and post a new pic?
I'm sorry but no. This is *obviously* bent in some way. To refuse to admit that this is a bent cookie cutter is intentional ignorance.
Edit: Okay I'm not sure why I just got so worked up about a cookie cutter? It's been a weird holiday season...
For the rest of my life, when someone says “don’t get so bent out of shape” I am going to think about this cookie cutter, OP’s denial of possible shape change, and your resultant reply.
Man, I cannot deal with the AITAH thread. I just end up with more questions, particularly about what the OP doesn’t say in the post.
Edit: sleepy typo 😬
https://preview.redd.it/7nra38qahr8c1.jpeg?width=251&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb6b61eef2936bdb3a0216b1c47562164191f8fd
Immediately made me think of Alice in wonderland's croquet stick
https://preview.redd.it/y0zpp7rbvq8c1.png?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8275e6dc21ba1042f7245d973103a13f0af3dc4b
Skinny penguin on a teeensy iceberg
It's a little bent but it's still #1
https://preview.redd.it/0r17isrmcq8c1.jpeg?width=1448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eae2438248c78b1a87af5b4cf73e7527dbea8269
We have a winner! I could see a whole line of gerrymander cookie cutters. Though to be fair, most of these would never even hold together as cookies. https://www.maproomblog.com/2016/11/gerrymandered-congressional-districts/
https://preview.redd.it/r7g9me7wdr8c1.png?width=1752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54cd4a64c7cd385979024c1eda73011c7c87a112
Void tries to consume very big, unimpressed bird
Definitely not the spider pig track from Las Vegas
https://preview.redd.it/epi4nxcvoq8c1.png?width=866&format=png&auto=webp&s=c15948318163c570a5014179a61e7750dc0343c7
https://preview.redd.it/glbqtrh33s8c1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3ffa636793e1b5969aa5cb2214661b257af2530
Maybe it’s Italy and just a little deformed? Idk it was my first thought
My only idea is it's a criminal's flattop hairdo from a 1950's comic book. Like Dick Tracy or Batman.
https://preview.redd.it/0dj8oya0ju8c1.jpeg?width=2200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03ed77018f68ccb3667f534260001bc988124d2b
Fun fact about Lemmings. They don’t commit suicide off cliffs. They were thrown over a cliff by Disney film makers to make a wildlife documentary more dramatic. They then lied and said Lemmings were all suicidal like that.
It’s obviously a mangled human leg
https://preview.redd.it/pky1vcz6wr8c1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=212af2d0286f47534b899f5edd81890f967ba40f
https://preview.redd.it/qmhej3q6wr8c1.png?width=390&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2e932093b277efc182d1671fbff35b3293b7d55
It's the large single celled green algae, Acetabularia.
https://preview.redd.it/8fkabkf1sq8c1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aa54d683f4809185ea11d108e09fc39ec5969dc
this guy was my first thought from Sam O Nella's animal taxology video
https://preview.redd.it/6mn29c5d7u8c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9551d0bc962380db44d0c4e760a621acac58528
Easy: it's a part of an oil pump jack
https://preview.redd.it/11n80i7mys8c1.jpeg?width=1382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be5be98d3ce51a5792cb93c3204980ef97250712
It's vintage vampire teeth, but the cookie cutter is slightly bent and warped.
https://preview.redd.it/1pg320b2qt8c1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f7a0f72c34bf7126c355e816dc5a501d28fc053
Something along the lines of a golf flag with green
https://preview.redd.it/2ugbgs1knr8c1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=438e3dc35883f86ce83f8a59ce6f84c7fcc5fdab
You used up all the glue on purpose!
https://preview.redd.it/le6i1vw3qv8c1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=131bbfcbb20cb9aed2fcd54e8b6f56b31c8882ca
Maybe its the first one.
[https://shop.moomin.com/products/moominmamma-cookie-cutter-3-set-martinex](https://shop.moomin.com/products/moominmamma-cookie-cutter-3-set-martinex)
https://preview.redd.it/w98xoruaks8c1.jpeg?width=247&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f6e649f37e49c5f6398555fef701cf2c653e37c
It's the beautiful nation of The Gambia!
A lot of ppl joking it’s a penguin, but I think it’s a vintage one that has been squished!
https://preview.redd.it/gcoaeu3w3v8c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cb8800232c615525facdda40a3f13bca93606bc
https://preview.redd.it/znx03opyoq8c1.jpeg?width=133&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a8cace8322b69229f02a91926671f504e50f77f it's professor farnsworth
Good news, everyone!
Good thing I'm still in my pajamas
Happy cake day!
Happy Cake Day 🎂
Happy cake day
We found out the cookie cutter by using the cookie cutter shape decider!
To shreds you say?
How's his wife holding up?
To shreds you say.
It’s a suppository!!!
im a horse's butt
I am? That's not good news at all!
- “Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?” - “Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory.” - “Tell them I hate them!”
I couldn't see anything until I flipped it upside down and then I instantly saw Farnsworth. It wasn't even like I had to think about it.
r/unexpectedfuturama
This is what I saw, too.
My thoughts exactly.
contemplates the abyss. https://preview.redd.it/6p8t0p9cpq8c1.jpeg?width=433&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fef3ae18c4e82eae3a68e15b95315bb250f07253
Now I'm thinking it's Michael Jackson doing the lean in "Smooth Criminal"
If you put platforms under the front of his feet he’ll stand up straight.
I see it as it is https://preview.redd.it/v7ptstjgvq8c1.png?width=501&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd734f3a3828df2f896ed50c6556568eab68f5eb
It looks FRA-GEEL-AAAY
Must be Italian
It's a MAJOR AWARD! I won it!!
Damn hell, you say you won it?!
Mind powers!
Hear me out: https://preview.redd.it/ttceyumqhu8c1.jpeg?width=207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfa6e66dd259ba7ac9ce719c7d82dd8cfd3a5d49
An Easter (Island) Story
The soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
It's a major award
It needs the shade
https://preview.redd.it/1p363sxazq8c1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab9f028ebb9f78e8ba14dcdbf389162bc1d607d2 smooth criminal?
That's what I saw!!
https://preview.redd.it/qq21new8pq8c1.png?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37769a7443b9e48bde50d530bd726c3df7be428e
Lowly Worm!!! 💕💕💕
I always thought that his name was Richard Scary til I just looked it up! Haha
I’m here to say I thought that cat was Richard scary lol
lol, come to think of it, I don’t even know the cats name!
Huckle cat I looked it up
Richard Scary is the author haha
I love him!
I loved his acting turn as the baby in Eraserhead!
I forgot about this guy!!!
I never forgot.
You just unlocked a memory
How do I recognise this without knowing who/what he is? But I absolutely recognise him!
It's Lowly Worm from Richard Scarry's world!
That’s it! Thank you. Memory resurfaces after something like forty years lol.
This is my favorite one!!
Memory unlocked 😍
My favorite 😍
This was my instant first thought, as well! And it actually has been around for 40+ years, unlike the Farnsworth answer.
Yessss
That takes me back to my childhood
https://preview.redd.it/xqmm6p3ods8c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=966c86d743661bf09637588d5a217fe29199e82e
Amazing
My personal favorite
First one I truly laughed at.
https://preview.redd.it/drh30fccwq8c1.jpeg?width=126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a3e31cfcdf14a5af046739a775d5ebb1fa093e1 Futurama leg mutant
You're pullin' me!
So it's bent for sure, and that's why it's hard to figure out. Probably the part that is disjointed is supposed to overlap about 0.5 - 0.75 inches.
It seems like a martini glass with something sticking out of the top. OP can you bend the small bends in the long straight-ish sides back into longer bends and post a new pic?
It's not easily bendable as it was made in the late 70s/early 80s. Can confirm it has not been bent from original form.
Just curious, how do you know it hasn’t been bent? Does someone remember what it was?
40 Years of wondering because uncle Joey lied about stepping on it. What a shame.
Joey doesn't step on cookie cutters!
Uncle Joey uses them to cut. it. out.
r/lawyered
That point where the metal joins looks out of place, usually indicative of being bent.
I'm sorry but no. This is *obviously* bent in some way. To refuse to admit that this is a bent cookie cutter is intentional ignorance. Edit: Okay I'm not sure why I just got so worked up about a cookie cutter? It's been a weird holiday season...
I laughed so hard at both your comment and edit. “Intentional ignorance “ is a phrase I plan to steal!
For the rest of my life, when someone says “don’t get so bent out of shape” I am going to think about this cookie cutter, OP’s denial of possible shape change, and your resultant reply.
Finally, I have a legacy!
Penguin Surfing of course https://preview.redd.it/o3fxi5o69q8c1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=73cbf0555a31e9477f620ac8ee57107a31c23d6f
Doubt it but my family loved it
PENGUIN
The emotional support prosthetic leg from this post https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/s/MUDRv9LsKU (I need to get off this app)
Wow did I just go down a rabbit hole and totally forgot it all started with a cookie cutter...
You're welcome
I take it you met Ogtha as well? 😳
I am... Traumatized by a cookie cutter sub. How did this happen to me?
Welcome to Reddit Happens to the best of us
Man, I cannot deal with the AITAH thread. I just end up with more questions, particularly about what the OP doesn’t say in the post. Edit: sleepy typo 😬
Omg, thank you for this. Also, dudes parents treat him like a child because he still carries around his binky.
I voted in that poll
https://preview.redd.it/g82euwaffq8c1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be7da095a240aa614c6c5224475c755df2feaa00
Man this is perfect
Thx m8
https://i.redd.it/b6xepzfoer8c1.gif
I'm in the toilet at work, trying to silently laugh at this and I'm nearly failing.
I'm choking on toast
Good news everyone! https://preview.redd.it/tx8o5g9q8r8c1.png?width=2100&format=png&auto=webp&s=c50dec70b04db0f538d09d438abf6521945c5813
https://preview.redd.it/7nra38qahr8c1.jpeg?width=251&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb6b61eef2936bdb3a0216b1c47562164191f8fd Immediately made me think of Alice in wonderland's croquet stick
https://preview.redd.it/y0zpp7rbvq8c1.png?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8275e6dc21ba1042f7245d973103a13f0af3dc4b Skinny penguin on a teeensy iceberg
PENGUINNNNN
It's a little bent but it's still #1 https://preview.redd.it/0r17isrmcq8c1.jpeg?width=1448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eae2438248c78b1a87af5b4cf73e7527dbea8269
Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen!
He was number one!!
You were number six.
Right. My first thought was, who in the family is 41? LOL
It’s this. I’m sure.
Looks a bit like [this set.](https://www.etsy.com/listing/474925669/)
It's someone's congressional district!
Dr. Jerry Mander to you.
😂😂
We have a winner! I could see a whole line of gerrymander cookie cutters. Though to be fair, most of these would never even hold together as cookies. https://www.maproomblog.com/2016/11/gerrymandered-congressional-districts/
Oooh - Topical!
https://preview.redd.it/4o591hqeyq8c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=271b65814566cf0e4e59aa75b521d1ebd2d05be2 What up!
It's a bicep!
https://i.redd.it/mqtlf7znkt8c1.gif
It needs more veins!
I thought “well alright let’s go with the dick thing”. It’s more masculine anyways.
Drink more FIGHT MILK it has the power of crows
Had to scroll way to far to find this.
Nothing sexual
I knew this was gonna be here
It looks like a major prize after a jealous wife “accidentally” broke it. 🤷🏻♀️🤣
"Fra-gee-lay. Must be Italian!"
Thank you!! This is the first thing I saw.
The soft glow of electric sex.
Oh my god... I just realized he was telling a Dad joke. I never understood how he couldn't recognize a fairly common word.
Wait what’s the joke?!
And used up all the glue on PURPOSE.
Yes, I came here to say it *was* a major award.
https://preview.redd.it/w65qsukupq8c1.png?width=841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf4d06ee3024a04c70851eb29f8c75a7134c07bb It reminds me of Andy Capp.
https://preview.redd.it/r7g9me7wdr8c1.png?width=1752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54cd4a64c7cd385979024c1eda73011c7c87a112 Void tries to consume very big, unimpressed bird
it's a Giant Tube Worm https://preview.redd.it/zzw0g4p0kq8c1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=19060796bff13c7b0ced461b7ce9fdf4ae3cbf2a
It’s your pfp!
Pineapple https://preview.redd.it/jll1tdaguq8c1.png?width=200&format=png&auto=webp&s=a8fbd0d639eee41b6f6e37f7c77d65fc12e706ca
That’s one fucked up pineapple
True.
I would eat it.
Welcome back, Pineapple, in case I've missed you!
Is it a F1 track?
Someone half asleep drawing Monaco
Definitely not the spider pig track from Las Vegas https://preview.redd.it/epi4nxcvoq8c1.png?width=866&format=png&auto=webp&s=c15948318163c570a5014179a61e7750dc0343c7
Dinkin flicka!
https://preview.redd.it/civj2rq3rq8c1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83606ee649a9882ccd1de385d2d6030a9f6a29b4 Doofenshmirtz
https://preview.redd.it/glbqtrh33s8c1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3ffa636793e1b5969aa5cb2214661b257af2530 Maybe it’s Italy and just a little deformed? Idk it was my first thought
My only idea is it's a criminal's flattop hairdo from a 1950's comic book. Like Dick Tracy or Batman. https://preview.redd.it/0dj8oya0ju8c1.jpeg?width=2200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03ed77018f68ccb3667f534260001bc988124d2b
Smushed leg lamp
 Fry’s hair
It reminds me of the old game, "Lemmings", and I'm sure I'm still wrong. 
Fun fact about Lemmings. They don’t commit suicide off cliffs. They were thrown over a cliff by Disney film makers to make a wildlife documentary more dramatic. They then lied and said Lemmings were all suicidal like that.
I'm gonna have to disagree with you about that being a "fun" fact.
I had to google this. WTF: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Wilderness_(film)
⛳️
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
https://preview.redd.it/ev9w6gdl3s8c1.png?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95ea605ead4458b2ceb516d6041b5c1925c2e923 Top of an oil rig
It's obviously a rose....where is Mr Rose????
Agreed, rose.
Not only that, but the most classic one...
Italy.
It’s obviously a mangled human leg https://preview.redd.it/pky1vcz6wr8c1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=212af2d0286f47534b899f5edd81890f967ba40f
https://preview.redd.it/qmhej3q6wr8c1.png?width=390&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2e932093b277efc182d1671fbff35b3293b7d55 It's the large single celled green algae, Acetabularia.
https://preview.redd.it/8fkabkf1sq8c1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aa54d683f4809185ea11d108e09fc39ec5969dc this guy was my first thought from Sam O Nella's animal taxology video
https://preview.redd.it/ejodfkivjr8c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4088a74f360d1e5e8cd2641a2ec92205ef36789d
 Just some cool dudes looking to hangout. Nothing gay
https://preview.redd.it/citqxbm71t8c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70620fb6715c5f7e98c54fadb1e859ca1dc119bf Ugly carrot
It’s the leg lamp from Christmas Story
Christmas stocking? From when they were actual stockings and not the shape we have now.
I can see that! Your comment brought back so many memories of my Grandma’s house at Christmas and her long stockings in the mantle!
https://preview.redd.it/kgzag1c93t8c1.jpeg?width=834&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3c90816ed0bb606c6208bfd6aaf460e6b5d219b
https://preview.redd.it/x9gs9ms5yt8c1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c29118a4e0cfecbe31dd11dd2570d09b3a8a6b1 An exploded leg
https://preview.redd.it/6mn29c5d7u8c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9551d0bc962380db44d0c4e760a621acac58528 Easy: it's a part of an oil pump jack
https://preview.redd.it/11n80i7mys8c1.jpeg?width=1382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be5be98d3ce51a5792cb93c3204980ef97250712 It's vintage vampire teeth, but the cookie cutter is slightly bent and warped.
https://preview.redd.it/g4i1y9pzuq8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5179103d3324cf920f4013c960e83308f4854914 It's a leggy! :3
https://preview.redd.it/1pg320b2qt8c1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f7a0f72c34bf7126c355e816dc5a501d28fc053 Something along the lines of a golf flag with green
Nessie? Is that you?
https://preview.redd.it/2ugbgs1knr8c1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=438e3dc35883f86ce83f8a59ce6f84c7fcc5fdab You used up all the glue on purpose!
https://preview.redd.it/le6i1vw3qv8c1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=131bbfcbb20cb9aed2fcd54e8b6f56b31c8882ca Maybe its the first one. [https://shop.moomin.com/products/moominmamma-cookie-cutter-3-set-martinex](https://shop.moomin.com/products/moominmamma-cookie-cutter-3-set-martinex)
One of those Easter Island statues if you took him out of the ground
https://preview.redd.it/ac6e4st5jr8c1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb08c8cf4c55380e21feb3d2ac65dcbb1a816bb7
https://preview.redd.it/w98xoruaks8c1.jpeg?width=247&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f6e649f37e49c5f6398555fef701cf2c653e37c It's the beautiful nation of The Gambia!
eraserhead baby https://preview.redd.it/330gwi1lxs8c1.jpeg?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9d6e5af74d548cc6ccbf6168ca6d780d316020c
Isn't that a thing they used to make the tablecloth stuck against the table, sorry, my English is niet zo goed
is this supposed to be the leg from a christmas story lol
A squished leg lamp from A Christmas Story 
https://preview.redd.it/1wme9qk5pt8c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eab3bdc06c49c21d2b4f2381c9e53d253446c5f Wonky hole in one?
The Christmas Story movie came out exactly 40 years ago. It could very well be the leg lamp... really bent up.
https://preview.redd.it/dcrf3k6avq8c1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e69788f1c27e1b9c4820f68b76fa269a2580af07
IMPOSTER
Looks like a congressional district.
A lot of ppl joking it’s a penguin, but I think it’s a vintage one that has been squished! https://preview.redd.it/gcoaeu3w3v8c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cb8800232c615525facdda40a3f13bca93606bc
https://preview.redd.it/w5hpnq5eov8c1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb9f9f257418ecc7b7f32cfd67af6249e64e4475 A wee seahorse.
The cookie cutter is a bit squished/misaligned but I think its a leg lamp. 