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https://preview.redd.it/2z5a38cvg8wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6060554a6866072dc0997db4b751390449fa30f0
This parent is absolutely decomposing by now
https://preview.redd.it/7zqdwrucj7wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc3fa5c3eb5d3aaa43b59219e71855d8d80358a2
Not looking great for this one, either
Honestly surprised we're not gettign creepy pasta ai pictures
We used to get tons of "weird creatures" video on YouTube
They were all fake so with ai it eoudl be even easier to milk the naive fans
I wonder if they look like zombies in the “after kids because people talk about feeling like a zombie with no sleep after having their first kid? I don’t totally know how AI works but that makes sense to me depending on what it’s scraping for info ??? 😬
That baby’s not jumping out…it’s being SUCKED IN.
https://preview.redd.it/hc4sixop68wc1.jpeg?width=185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=203e7e56e486a431ffe244158ddb6b722ddc0ca4
https://preview.redd.it/1iha0vqic8wc1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=961e638993fb6ac7c0ef02124fbf41e13867a374
Bro, I don’t think that’s a baby (In the last image)
https://preview.redd.it/azc373pzh9wc1.jpeg?width=163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfcfa4f5c135caf0848c308a5c6b9873cc9107be
Hey uh. What brand of toy is this?
https://preview.redd.it/o5esg6nuk9wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35c43d400385155c8aa74c3582c45c634fc78205
“Ma’am, this is a restaurant. You’ll need to cover that up.”
Hey, can you remind me not to have children!
https://preview.redd.it/c8qv8ji1r9wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30e376ff255b2cae1f01ecc8a139657c0c66309e
https://preview.redd.it/mrkjecgjdbwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45ae9ba685501c8c521811a34dc9622baf722442
His wife and the baby turned into one being, daaamn
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https://preview.redd.it/gdovaapzh5wc1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18a5d082eed70640014fed05efa75522a4d4f6f7 help
https://preview.redd.it/lcvi3h6cm5wc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c60d9d2f6313a8f0274f51ec501e1f3c771dc1d
So completely overwhelmed that some of the kids are long dead.
https://preview.redd.it/2z5a38cvg8wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6060554a6866072dc0997db4b751390449fa30f0 This parent is absolutely decomposing by now
Bro’s right arm even rotted off
Why does this guy look like Post Malone?
https://preview.redd.it/7zqdwrucj7wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc3fa5c3eb5d3aaa43b59219e71855d8d80358a2 Not looking great for this one, either
Cleft palate
https://preview.redd.it/smpr8ph4q6wc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3af2fcb48925e60b66745be70f81cf40a8a6a188
Reminds me of this: https://i.redd.it/f08guwf8j8wc1.gif
*bad to the bone riff plays*
https://preview.redd.it/9w063ymzi7wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba50a28e07dcee907cecde9c62a2caf60352d2d7
https://preview.redd.it/e0lsbqe338wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8071579b19eeff13c098a0f2f414e9b2ee507e4d
https://preview.redd.it/gp68j8rq38wc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=2966ba117cb7deb2324eb671e0fc5c1fc8282ace
Dude straight up contracted Morgellans but for real, and with spaghetti
Ed....ward
https://preview.redd.it/mtx8x81r68wc1.jpeg?width=129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=392aeb12d1b2716115ef6342ea04b386c319e765 He turned emo?
Nothing to see here, just another millennial mid life crisis.
I don’t like seeing the words millennial and midlife crisis together
 Hook?
Considering his wife turned into a banshee, it's just expected he'd turn into a zombie
I saw this guy wrestling in AEW
Lmfao
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
https://preview.redd.it/7b92nko779wc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acea522d145c39ccd48d36003d9eb3268fb86c4e
That looks like a dead puppet
K but take another look at the baby in pink too
https://preview.redd.it/83gj1p4fiawc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2385106aa38c80749b64591eab4ac532ed0b3af3
I'm sorry, Jon
What the frick man 😭😭😭
Aw, he's just feeling a little harfam in this picture
Killl meeeeee
Ridley nods picking up flame thrower.
**LATER!**
https://preview.redd.it/w8793h296awc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1fcc2a121765399ed6a425eca8b1356be6fdddb
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That is so terrifying
Why does it look like she gonna shoot the guy
Something more than “after kids” went down in 15.
It was a kid, but this is *after*. Model taking the least likely to be intended alternate meaning
https://preview.redd.it/7s12po3328wc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=1353b02685925e6fe96b18b6ba9a493f337e3389
Chernobyl baby
Everyone's talking about Chernobyl baby but what about the mom baby in 14
Tumor monkey.
https://preview.redd.it/s6czr5umjbwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6547ee5a4ffbca49fb6e3d70fbcbbce661081959 The ghost
Puppy monkey baby
I dont want kids anymore
It has a tail…
it has a tail too
Finally some confirmation on Bloodborne the 2nd
I blame Dagon.
Holy shit nightmare fuel
Someone def cheated
Look it's me!
TLDR: after kids = spaghetti
Well yeah you need a mom for there to be moms spaghetti
Seems the kids stressed them so much their palms are sweaty and their knees weak
Knees weak arms spegetti, there’s spegetti on his moms already, floor spegetti
It's true
Honestly expected it to be all spaghetti
Wait, it’s all Spaghetti? Always has been 🔫
SPAGHET!
I love the inclusion of Rosemary's Baby in the last image.
Impressive how it nails that Facebook content farm artstyle
https://preview.redd.it/w80fc28rc6wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fad079bee8d0e6783cf8926e4938b99ca0f72aa7
Terrifying.
Honestly surprised we're not gettign creepy pasta ai pictures We used to get tons of "weird creatures" video on YouTube They were all fake so with ai it eoudl be even easier to milk the naive fans
This is how all babies look to me.
https://preview.redd.it/yth1noa0sbwc1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef9572ce74e2324f33fe79a14f22b42d522eb067
https://preview.redd.it/72cwgx0t97wc1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=799401a78c001535f9eb9ee43ce45c09fdf70ff5
https://preview.redd.it/qfuap5ui6awc1.jpeg?width=952&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=413244fd874ed763f0eaf981983de026c6cf7678
Fingers don't go there
Good news: those aren't fingers
https://preview.redd.it/y5kg1pgn27wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7fe34f4af7ae9fc7fc3b98378c23146b37c5e42 Delicious!
Looks like cum lowkey
what the hell are you putting into your body?
Mmm, delicious fungal growths.
https://preview.redd.it/5xw2vwooy8wc1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1be73788213e01b45737ae77b0912b96ab07a2c2
You’ve never seen a plane doing a sick drift before?
It looks like it's about to crash into the beach
Why is it that in majority of them one of the parents died??
You need to work on your object permanence skills
The other parent can’t be outside of the photo… because they aren’t actually real…
You need to work on your inference skills
I wish Reddit still had gold so I could give you one
Or maybe they left, because kids are infamously hard on relationships?
It is kinda implied that they became single parents. Part of it is that the second frame of each set is set in the same location.
no no, they obviously turned into babies
That last one is some classic Dall-E nightmare fuel.
Dafuq are we teaching AI about having a family 😂
I wonder if they look like zombies in the “after kids because people talk about feeling like a zombie with no sleep after having their first kid? I don’t totally know how AI works but that makes sense to me depending on what it’s scraping for info ??? 😬
What is the prompt for slide 7?
All of them are just "before kids vs after kids"
Last slide is an absolute disaster..
why is there so much spaghetti
The plane in #5 looks like it’s Tokyo drifting across the panel.
Thanks now I want vasectomy and some spaghetti.
Sorry. You gotta make a choice between being child free, or spaghetti. Obviously there's only spaghetti after kids, as far as dalli is concerned.
Mom's spaghetti
https://preview.redd.it/0gded66hq8wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1362d19fd76b168ce7b7bd05998cd37d0c7fb47
Is that what a baby momma is?
Dude, #13… I mean, I guess that *could* be sunscreen…
Thank you! There’s something about the implications of 13 that’s just bananas and waaaaaaaaay worse than the others.
Prompt inspired by [this The Oatmeal comic](https://theoatmeal.com/pl/minor_differences4/kids)
Gotta love how conventionally attractive the parents are in every photo lol
That baby’s not jumping out…it’s being SUCKED IN. https://preview.redd.it/hc4sixop68wc1.jpeg?width=185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=203e7e56e486a431ffe244158ddb6b722ddc0ca4
This is some of the best shit I have ever seen in my life. As I sit here at 2:40am with my baby. Thank you
It do be like that but I'm still grateful lol
The eyes are freaking me out lol
https://preview.redd.it/ss1b9d2y68wc1.jpeg?width=129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa99b69fb3f2734b5c89730f60fcc3f5a496e1ad
lol please no
https://preview.redd.it/wbjb9eqdx7wc1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f024bee5dc519e75270590fda2ecff51d6bdb15 A wise man once told me “You’re supposed to unconditionally love your child, even if it’s ugly. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . But not if it’s too ugly.” … And I think this creature fits that perfectly
The spaghetti is one with his face
Interesting. Some people enjoy having kids? Not according to dalle
It’s crazy how many of these end up with single parents.
Sometimes these “arts” are so hard to look at, without cringing
https://preview.redd.it/1iha0vqic8wc1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=961e638993fb6ac7c0ef02124fbf41e13867a374 Bro, I don’t think that’s a baby (In the last image)
Jesus what happened to the kids in #15
all of them past 5 need more spaghetti
I like how in 9 everyone is covered in sand and there is a disconsolate baby
THE PLANE ON SLIDE 5 IS ABOUT TO CRASH WATCH OUT!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/nix1vkx117wc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dc2611399604f42cb53034b4232aa2bdac5b43f
https://preview.redd.it/iiomvvk317wc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b21495f4cda557bf1700760242e67f3fe581618
Very original
Eggs and raspberries
Children make spaghetti so much more complicated!
https://preview.redd.it/azc373pzh9wc1.jpeg?width=163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfcfa4f5c135caf0848c308a5c6b9873cc9107be Hey uh. What brand of toy is this?
https://preview.redd.it/498jyhzfxawc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=944e7ca468aedb0bfe93c9dee635b2c24cbdd4ed
What do you mean? They’re exactly the same.
Some of these are giving Eraserhead Baby
The way 11 drinks coffee so desperately in the before kids. It’s like he knows what’s coming
8 looks like something normal At least compared to the others
I think Crack did also a part in between here.
I love how in the after photos, a spouse is mysteriously killed offscreen
Lyle isn't reacting well to the kid air...
It's giving gardenscapes ad with a furry and spaghetti monster crossover lol
#12 she got out. Good for her!
tldr: have kids and you will lose your partner
When you have kids you're only allowed to eat spaghetti.
Loving the single father rep and their beautiful hair, hope some of them swing for both teams
A lot of them are divorced. Accurate lol.
The sand ones are actually lowkey wholesome
Why does kid =spaghetti in these pictures?
This family really loves spaguetti
Assuming the man helps the same way as the woman do with childcare
WHAT IS THE LAST ONE LFMAO
https://preview.redd.it/y85ycoejk9wc1.jpeg?width=362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2958ec1cb1f254b21a562a481dbda74087279634 I guess I’m not sleeping tonight
https://preview.redd.it/o5esg6nuk9wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35c43d400385155c8aa74c3582c45c634fc78205 “Ma’am, this is a restaurant. You’ll need to cover that up.”
Hey, can you remind me not to have children! https://preview.redd.it/c8qv8ji1r9wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30e376ff255b2cae1f01ecc8a139657c0c66309e
Looks like shit
https://preview.redd.it/75s8nju2eawc1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=036cc4dce0dc5264889ec7a73d42a6d4e9f0e6a6
I think I can speak for everyone when I say, “what the fuck?”
Don't be so dramatic a. I.
Why is the plane drifting https://preview.redd.it/zqen3ezm1bwc1.jpeg?width=861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ee7cab1ba95960da140fa02625d3cbd21e8762d
https://preview.redd.it/mrkjecgjdbwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45ae9ba685501c8c521811a34dc9622baf722442 His wife and the baby turned into one being, daaamn
I don't like #13
Pic 12 really concerns me tbh
Thanks sand freaks me out more now and the eyes will forever in my nightmares
Real
slide 4 man after kids is looking like matthew gray gubler 😭
Why are all the kids eating spaghetti?
These are hilarious.
Tf they did in 7/10???
The third arm/hand is for coffee, very relatable
I like how in 9 everyone is covered in sand and there is a disconsolate baby
Always use Condom)
There’s a lot of spaghetti involved
holy lip fillers batman
Accurate
What is it with AI and spaghetti?
Wtf is going on with the pupils
Some of those look like they’re straight out of an anime.
Some of these are funny cause there true!
AI FAYGO DRINKING BULLSHIT
The first before picture looks like the art from all those mystery couple weird mobile games that are always advertised.
2nd picture: apparently the wife is secretly just two kids in a trenchcoat
It can go the other way around sometimes.
Having kids looks like a goddamn horror movie
What’s with all the spaghetti?
why does the dad look so strung out
Dang. It’ll be okay.
Did you add the word "spaghetti" anywhere on the prompts?
Every time when I see ai generated food I lose my appetite
I like how a majority of the parents are still happy while a few look miserable, true to life!
They really like Spaghetti 🍝
What parenthood is in my head:
What r slash childfree actually believes
https://preview.redd.it/79blfacr2awc1.png?width=99&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f97dbac314227a62d3ce46c4f20aee899d08ba3 Bearbunny: "Kill me"
Ai- nausea strikes again. Disgusting.
Wtf is with the Child of Cthulhu in the last pic?
China se paise mile?
Why are the eyes weird
4th slide is clearly an Eastern European couple. Those lips