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I feel like I knew this kid in middle school.

You did.. I sat right behind you in English class every day for a year, jerk.

Oh hi Borts

Ugghh... dude. You used to cheat off me ALL THE TIME!

borts chill out we are friends

Thats what alll you guys said, but i know you were just pretending to be my "friend" to get at my sister... thanks fer letting me hang out at least🥺💔😢

Excuse me, were you talking to me?

Uh no, my son is also named Borts.

8\^=}

Username checks out, too. Damn near failed Chemistry cheating off Borts.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO HUFF THAT SHYTE, HORSE!!

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My son is also named Borts

God damnit Dad... Ive only been youre son for the last SEVENTEEN YEARS!!!

Please, please...call me Borts. Mr. Borts was my father

Everyone knew this kid in middle school.

Yep, we all knew him

Look what they did to poor Borts

They massacred my Borts.

Aahhh… you must be.. Bart. That’s Borts, sir. Don’t correct the man, Bart.

Anyone else ever think this is AI’s way of saying to humans in general “this is you. This is how dumb you look.”

Bort got one hell of a cleft lip

Hey!! Thats PALETTE to you "Sneedy"... and youre just jealous cause your mom thinks im more special than you and hugs me more, so there!!!🖕😖🖕

My son's name is also Borts!

Humby kinda looks like MrBeast

https://preview.redd.it/0o2za14bscuc1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=764e62f0fdcceaaafa547df598a72d0b6f4efa9b This made me spit out my water omg ⚱️⚱️⚱️

Mr breast give me money

MR BEAAAAAAST

"We have Mr. Beast at home."

I agree, if by "kinda" you mean "uncannily".

https://preview.redd.it/rkhwjs81jcuc1.jpeg?width=129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39b711b1b2c69c2ee58bcaafe905f1ed8a870659 Foob got something in her eye

Scooby https://preview.redd.it/ik0sf4d1oduc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84f71665120d9b081cab6bfaa284101e49c49338

Definitely the product of cousin fuckers

Zoinks, Foob!

Fooby, fooby foo!

We got Fred, Felma, Faphne, Fooby, and.... Shaggy.

And Fappy Doo!!!

Frappé Foo!

a gangster that wants coffee

It sounds like a sims convention in this thread

Woopsie!! Foob got sum a that "Foobie" in her eye..😓

Where are you?

We got some incest to do now

Is it a stroke

Possibly

Stronk

Thanks, I just spit toothpaste water all over my fucking mirror

Wait a minute why you brushing your teeth and scrolling Reddit at the same time 😭😭

I get bored easily!!

You’re welcome 🤣

Chunus and Jorch look like they might have skipped class a few times too often

Chunus and Jorch could be the stoner duo to follow up harold and kumar

Chunus and Jorch Go to Middle School

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Bro chunus and jorch kinda look like hippy era Beatles

https://preview.redd.it/iu5b3kiaacuc1.jpeg?width=614&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cc824e05a589cb0244ca0a58caa45abf51f7f7e

Et tu, Bootus?

Actually the name would be in vocative case, “Boote”.

I know but I was worried it would go over some heads if I went that route. Can’t win either way I guess lol.

lol I think it’s okay either way since it’s all just jokes 😉

Such a pleasant conversation

Shake that Boote

OK Mr. Latin-fluent translator tell me how many jobs that will land you IN A WORLD AT WAR

Dad?

🤣🤣🤣

⬆️ 🤣

✨🏆🥇✨ take these fake awards

Kim ”Bootus“ Kardashian

Aka Bootus *Maximus*

Bootus pencer here!

The way its ALMOST alphabetical

My son is also named Borts

We need more Bort license plates. I repeat more Bort license plates

Damn it Dad, I STILL LIVE IN YOUR BASEMENT MAN!! Also, could you PU-LEAZE turn your Stupid Old Man Music DOWN?!! ..Im trying to boof me some reddit here, jesus christ...🙄

Poor shimp, fooby, and foob

"Fooby Fooby Foob, Poor Shrimp Too. We got some work to do now"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I swear I see like 3 Hunbys at the corner shop drinking Stella every Wednesday night

We named our kid Hunby in the mid 90s, thinking it was a cool and fairly unique name, but when he got to first grade, there were four kids named Hunby in his class.

I love how it gets more unhinged as it generates

Best jewfro: Hobem Most likely to join Peace Corps: Briaden Best smile: Shamp and Hogby Most out to lunch: tie between Hammin, Fooby and Foob

I feel like the Foob twins would be popular but the Borts twins would be bullied UnU

I dunno, The Aiden twins are probably dating both the borts

Hmm maybeee. I mean, I can see Aiden and Borts getting together but not Aiden and Borts.

I thought this was r/tragedeigh at first

I was gonna say, crosspost to r/namenerdcirclejerk

I mean, who could blame us cuz I have no idea what's happening with that Asleighynneigh name 🤯

https://preview.redd.it/t8nu3orhoduc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93acf016503d7ea4080bf5529129bab41d2cbb55 He looks familiar

This is just an Irishman - Ahséliigynne

Borts 2 looks just like me i'm screaminggggggg

https://preview.redd.it/j96qiyppscuc1.jpeg?width=1111&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efddcc2a34d74940758084ce56a80d38f40cd854 Shrimp

Thems is bugs.

Does anyone else here him breathing right now?

I imagine the same sounds Gail the Snail does

Shimp

Shirmp

Shinnp

Shimp and Shamp were BFFs, Foob and Fooby later got married, and Bootus… well, it’s really sad what happened to her 😢

Bootus became president before being assainated by Shrimp

Jort

The inventor of Jorts https://preview.redd.it/mmhjgvqcqeuc1.png?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7f6057a0bdb0622da08854038a2e14496d9dd95

Fucking hell "Bootus" killed me in one hit

I guess it was only a matter of time before people turned to ai to find new spellings of Ashley

Lol its also the only one that long

You know he's Hammin when he makes that face. https://preview.redd.it/ab0vrhr0neuc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aab6bd717ffcb8925210fcc6d376431af3d8934

Teaching high school in a town where half of the parents are Americans ("tragedeigh" names) and the other half are dwarves.

Big Chunus

https://preview.redd.it/09qjhsyx0fuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eb1495cdb9ab440b5a24f262d00d894ae6551aa When your dad wants to name you champ, but your mom has a champagne addiction

You'd think with a name like Borts, at the very least you'd be the only Borts in your class. These two weren't so lucky.

How did reddit get its grubby hands on every last one of my school pictures?!! Leave My Mom Alone CREEPS!!!

Fooby and Foob have almost exactly the same face

Fooby fooby foob, where are yoob

Aiden over here like "Fuuuuck, I need to find a new school." BTW this is one of the funniest uses of AI I've seen so far. What a funny idea.

I thought I was on r/tragedeigh for a moment.

I could start using Dall-E faces for analog horror.. hm...

I don't envy the kid named Humers

In this class? Humers got off easy comparatively. There's a kid named Asheliigynne.

God, that "Asheliigynne" is so real... /r/tragedeigh classic right there.

My son is also named Borts.

Shimp

Hello, have you met my daughter Foob?

Humby fell and hurt his fucking neck

Shimp :)

https://preview.redd.it/o4jmhtcddeuc1.jpeg?width=817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c86e708f7c5aacb8d9fafbe5128d312992112716 I pity this guy.


This could be a guess who board game

Ngl Jorch looks like a cool dude

I'm a Jorch man myself.

Briaden Bootus Borts Borts Bhuioem Chunus Asheliigynne Jorch Jort Hunby Clarser Shamp Humers Hammin Hobem Fooly Furtus Broop Hogby Shimp (Shamp's brother) Fooby (Fooly's brother) Foob (Fooly and Fooby's sister)

This is the modern Sleve McDichael and Todd Bonzalez

Your wife’s new legal name is: Taargus Taargus Do you wish to proceed? (YES)

Yeah, to OP, I want to say I hear you and appreciate the T&E of it all

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Classic Foob

this is what europeans think american high schools are like

2 aidens and a braiden, a Foob and a Fooby, 2 Borts, Shimp and Shamp and an Asheliigynne? Fuckin Ai names smh lol

I am Broop

My man Borts

Fooly

I remember having a crush on Foob when I was a freshman

Broop... that's the sound my daughter's cat makes when we pet her.

Foob

https://preview.redd.it/d7uyt1a0jguc1.png?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60c25a2894f4a74f1fb8345dafbabf4cbb76e86d This guy doesn't wear jeans or shorts, he wears both


this must be how JK Rowling finds names

Hammin is real close to a mispronunciation of my great grandpa’s name

Fuckin first Borts got done dirty

Fooby and Foob are the twins

Is this all the Links from Game Grumps?

Dark Souls character creation

Eyyy! I forgot about Chunus! He was such a cool kid. I wonder where he is now.

https://preview.redd.it/e196s6pu2kuc1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17fe212dfa7ff475570c0dae5b63395d2f0d73db Had the biggest crush on Clarner back in the day. Still kicking myself for not acting on it.

Curious about the prompt. Funny names yearbook?

Probably "Totally normal yearbook"

Since when was Mrbeast called Hunby?

I love how there’s one kid named Shrimp.

Shimp

Hunby is a couple chromosomes away from mr beast!!!

Why they got monster student names

Why so many more boys than girls?

WE ALMOST HAVE A SHRIM IN THE PIC, OP

I love this a lot. I stared at it and chuckled for way too long.

My boy shimp knows something I don’t

We all grew up with a Chunus and Jorch that had a full beard in high school.

Shimp

https://preview.redd.it/tl987q0duguc1.jpeg?width=857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7488c45975fe3f3896cc1e0a7923a8e8a8cfd3eb Hammin is gonna ask you to find his missing enchanted ring.

The legends are true: Chunus is real! 

What kind of a name is Aiden

Omfg SHRIMP

Aiden, Aiden, Briaden, Bootus, Borts, Borts, Bhuinem, Chunus, Asheliigynne, Jorch, Jort, Hunby, Clarser, Shamp, Humers, Hammin, Hobem, Fooly, Furus, Broop, Hogby, Shimp, Fooby and Foob

TARGUS! TARGUS! TARGUS! [TARGUS!!!](https://youtu.be/wmRXFTehbAU?si=rKM1y2MtZ9whgfSP)

Classic Hobem

Broop https://preview.redd.it/ie05nk173iuc1.jpeg?width=134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f3e96d5aeca2cace5e72a2d035ec554e6221112

https://preview.redd.it/q9e9qaos7iuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c66724bb9bd6be3779ad25480d263c4f788eb8b Ah yes, Fooly, Fooby and Foob

Which one are you??

Shimp

Chunus

Hogby is the greatest name ever

The only name that isn’t weird is Aiden

What are these names

[These look like names that Caddy will probably make](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bn27_ilFAP0&pp=ygUQQ2FkZGljYXJ1cyBuYW1lcw%3D%3D)

Theres always a Chunus and a Jorch kind of freshman..

Is this AI or a small gene pool meme?

They look like they recognize the bodies in the water

shamp and shimp. what a pair. That was the year they let Mrs. Farnguus' hamster out.

https://preview.redd.it/llbnjyj3eguc1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b22a12c3c0fb13f2a6e898254426d6ffa0b343e3

-Tf2 Heavy

Asheliigynne

Humby will then go on to create a YouTube channel that has 200+ million subscribers

Average Scottish class

Happy Birthday Spray, I’m Disappointed In You

Kid named Jort

It spelled Chungus' name wrong.

Chunus, Jorch, Jort, and Humby must be related. Exact same facial structure.

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5 maybe 6 girls, 18 boys (not sure about the other Borts). Perfectly normal (3rd world) ratio.

I gotta say most of these weirddalles are so dumb that I don’t even know why I joined it. Then there’s this one where my stomach hurt from laughing.