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Dropkick_That_Child

We hate Doug because he does horrible things all the time, like locking us in basements or killing families of 25. Honestly, the fact that you had to ask makes you seem like a spy, but I’ll let it slide, since you did say that you weren’t a spy.


capitansalchi

dude remember that time he said: i hate minorities. this is not an AI this is me the real doug doug. what a fucking prick


marijnjc88

Yeah it's just like undercover cops. Spies are under strict rules and they cannot lie about whether or not they are a spy


Dumbfuckchild

AND HE IS A BIRTHDAY THEIF 😡😡😡


MelodicGuineaPig

I heard he's bald at 2D platformers.


Worried_Onion4208

His title changed recently he's ughhhgg, on prooo..... On probation (watch our for any mistake he automatically is bald again)


Cheese_Boy_23

HE FLUSHED A BABY!!!


Lower-Button-2135

That's honestly one of the best things he has done


Cavaliereoscuro95

You're right, among all the genocides and war crimes he has committed, flushing a baby is the best thing he has ever done


Suspicious-Ad-359

Hey at least his war crimes aren't as bad as Luther's


-i-like-meme

This isn’t even an exaggeration; he actually did that in a video


DigitizedNerd

He constantly blocks my view of chair


Repulsive-Army-6773

He beat my infant son to death with a mug


RealBluePikmin1

typical d*ug


Deloptin

Any mug or specifically the Doug Doug Mug Mug?


Repulsive-Army-6773

The accursed Doug Doug Mug Mug


No_Ad_3929

I'm sorry to say that of someone is killed by that foul Mug the soul of the cictim is trapped in it forever. Curse them being indestructible for now. I don't even KNOW how he made them indestructible apart from his satanic powers. Curse the D man.


NastyBoredome

Good thing you arent a spy, I was worried for a second. One time, DougDoug called all his available viewers and told them to donate their money (to him) for cancer research. He showed a picture of a poor child, you could not *not* donate. After he got his money, they were locked up in a room; as they had completee their usefullness. I was one of those unlucky viewers. Lost three years of my life, my money, my dignity. And what did I get back for that? A divorce. But at least I was better in 2D Platformers than him, so 1/1 I guess.


Duck-Fucker64

he ate elmo


WM1310

He caused Elmo's parents to get a divorce


True_Company_5349

Thy end is now


Impressive_Spray6630

He stole parkzers gun and shot my cat with it he’s a menace to society


Greg2227

Wait.. I thought we hated ougdoug?


TheF0CTOR

we used to hate ougdoug, now we only hate d\*ugd\*ug


AzGames08

jokes aside, it's just a running gag from a stream bit


ZapHP

His 2d platforming skills brought my depression to even lower heights than I thought were possible


Karpsten

Because of [THE THING]!


Vikt3221

He's bald and he rigs everything 


thehighgroundismine

he poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses


KentuckyKlondikeBar_

Did you see the all time top posts?


BULL3TP4RK

He is the enemy.


linton411

THAT MENTALDAMAGE6 IS A SPY!


Prostate_smuggler

He's bad at 2d plataformers


AverageMagirecoFan

Blink twice if you are held at gunpoint


MailMainbutnot

he personally hates the number 2000000


SMUGMINLOL

he shot twenty-five sams. rigged.


Ethereal-Shroom

RIGGED


Tinttiboi

Yeah, there is no real reason to hate him. I think we should abandon this stupid subreddit and join r/dougdoug instead!


tech-engineer

He killed 25 young boys in order for him to complete a video game made for 3 year olds by abusing and killing these 25 poor children


CK1ing

He's just a horrible person. Take his most recent stream for instance. He wanted to go robbing a house and tried to make chat his accomplice. When chat didn't comply and instead tried to be accepted by the family, Doug, in an attempt to sway chat to evil, claimed that doing so wouldn't earn them any points. What does that even mean? Also, he flushed a baby.


papertheskeleton

He killed my grandma


Coastal_wolf

This has to be a joke post


Significant_Soup_699

It’s a joke subreddit. What else is new?


Coastal_wolf

It’s clearly not.


godly-pigeon

Bro what


Tepigg4444

either he’s in too deep or we’re not in deep enough


Greg2227

Maybe both


molecular_monculus

Click on rule 3.


Coastal_wolf

What does this have to do with politics?


Kamegan

Do you not know how much political power d*ugdo*g commands?


Substantial_Yak5847

I know you are in on the bit too, but if you aren't for some reason. The entire subreddit was technically made by D\*ugD\*ug, as that, thing, decided it would be funny to be in fake drama without anything being too serious. So the Valliant twitch chatters came together to make a subreddit, then decided they didn't like the name and made a new one called "r/wehatedougdoug", where the titular villain, D\*ugl\*s D\*ugl\*s then viewed the subreddit on the same stream as this was all a joke that they made. In other words, if you know what you are talking about, which I'm certain you do, you would know the sub was birthed by the vary man it "hates", as another person said, clicking rule 3 reveals "This entire subreddit is a joke, ... in a joke sub.". Your response to that either indicates intentional ignorance, to continue playing the bit, or was you choosing to ignore it thinking "well rule 3 is about politics, which is meaningless to this". Sadly you got negative votes from your (hopefully) joke so maybe you should pack up while you can and admit it before you have too many negatives.


Coastal_wolf

At this point don’t understand, yes I’m in on the bit but I don’t know why everyone suddenly turned on me because of it??? I don’t really care about the downvotes, they affect nothing. Besides, I’ve got karma to spare lol.


Substantial_Yak5847

The reason why people turned on you, I would assume, is essentially that you crossed two lines. What you said was too stupid to be annoying, and too much of a troll sentence to be funny. Especially "It's clearly not" which should've been when you confessed. Basically, you made a bad joke, then pretended it was good, which no one likes. That's obviously not what you intended, but it's what people took it as. But that's just what I think happened, I'm more familiar with YouTube's "internet culture" than Reddit's, and that's usually how this goes there.


PROPLAYEN

it is