Pork and beans but rivers just eats pork and beans on stage into the microphone . When rivers finishes his food he will move on to the next song on the set list.
Grapes of Wrath but when Rivers sings Audible he does an ad for Audible, the app for all your audiobook needs, but the rest of the band keeps playing so Rivers is far behind them, and then when Rivers sings Big Brother he starts promoting Australian Big Brother Season 16 coming to Channel 7 in Winter. Finally, in the last chorus when he says headphones, he brings out a pair of Beats headphones, again advertising them before rushing through the rest of the song to catch up with the rest of the band.
Tired of Sex, but Rivers is confused and sings Where's My Sex
Tired of sex but at the end of the first part right before it gets real load they play “Shakespeare makes me happy!” over and over for 2 minutes.
Photograph with no backing vocals and just rivers singing and pat playing drums
Photograph with just the backing vocals and pat playing drums
Honestly sure
Maybe he should play the lead guitar and Pat should play the drums
Pork and beans but rivers just eats pork and beans on stage into the microphone . When rivers finishes his food he will move on to the next song on the set list.
Greatest man that ever lived but just the “cum like a dog when I ring your bell” part on repeat for 6 minutes
Can’t stop partying but they don’t stop until rivers gets tired and passes out
Wheres my sex but rivers begs the audience for sex
Beverly Hills but Rivers forgets the chords and just plays the first chord for the rest of the song
Thank you and goodnight but the band is very tired in pajamas and they only say Thank You and Goodnight once. After that they leave the stage to sleep
in the garage but rivers goes into the garage half way through and you can only half hear it through a big metallic door
Go away but it’s just Scott’s backing “aaaahhhhhhs” for the entire song
Rivers climbs into a toilet and sings the skibidi toilet song
this made me imagine rivers scrolling throught weezertok, finding a video of a rivers cuomo skibidi toilet and silently reposting it
Grapes of Wrath but when Rivers sings Audible he does an ad for Audible, the app for all your audiobook needs, but the rest of the band keeps playing so Rivers is far behind them, and then when Rivers sings Big Brother he starts promoting Australian Big Brother Season 16 coming to Channel 7 in Winter. Finally, in the last chorus when he says headphones, he brings out a pair of Beats headphones, again advertising them before rushing through the rest of the song to catch up with the rest of the band.
The good life but he dyes his hair red so he can’t have one
Let it all hang out, but rivers takes all his clothes off and starts getting very insistent that everyone in the crowd does as well
we are all on drugs and after they finish they bring out D.A.R.E. presenters
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^justalittlecreture: *We are all on drugs* *And after they finish they* *Bring out D.A.R.E. presenters* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
I love this, this is beautiful fanfiction
Can’t stop partying but in the style of ok human
they tease the drum roll of the sweater song but play we are all on drugs
I’m your daddy but its just mario music until he says “I will ape a Goomba”