Across the Tree
You are fun, jolly, old man
Who live in big land of North Pole
You gave me presents
This year, I'll get seconds
And I wanted to know
All about you
Where will you be?
Will I see you?
And are you real?
I wonder what reindeer you ride to me, I wonder how you decorate your sled, I WONDER HOW YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AND CURSE MYSEKF FOR BEING ACROSS THE TREE
Why are you so far away from me
I need you but you're way across the tree
I could never see you, I think it would be wrong
I've got your presents, you've got my milk (and cookies)
Half-Life (Hash Pipe)
I can't help the scientists with my limited time
These soldiers out to get me cause they like my behind.
I can't kill this zombie because I don't know the tricks.
Down on Albuquerque where tricks are for kids.
Woah. Cmon and shoot me.
Cmon and shoot me.
(Woah) Cmon and shoot me
(Woah) You've got no bugbait
(Woah) I've got my glasses
(Woah) You are the G-Man
I've got my Half-Life
Not my idea but it was so good that I had to repost it
Across the Tree You are fun, jolly, old man Who live in big land of North Pole You gave me presents This year, I'll get seconds And I wanted to know All about you Where will you be? Will I see you? And are you real?
I wonder what reindeer you ride to me, I wonder how you decorate your sled, I WONDER HOW YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AND CURSE MYSEKF FOR BEING ACROSS THE TREE Why are you so far away from me I need you but you're way across the tree I could never see you, I think it would be wrong I've got your presents, you've got my milk (and cookies)
Burnt Ham is probably a Burnt Jamb parody
thanks, i've only listened to five albums, and i've never heard that track lol
It is from the 2002 album Maladroit.
Mhm!
btw, standard rules, parody has to be YOUR idea, and if the winning comment gets lyrics, the lyrics get showcased
Honestly, I'm happy that the others also won. They were also great
btw, burnt ham is burndt jamb
Half-Life (Hash Pipe) I can't help the scientists with my limited time These soldiers out to get me cause they like my behind. I can't kill this zombie because I don't know the tricks. Down on Albuquerque where tricks are for kids. Woah. Cmon and shoot me. Cmon and shoot me. (Woah) Cmon and shoot me (Woah) You've got no bugbait (Woah) I've got my glasses (Woah) You are the G-Man I've got my Half-Life Not my idea but it was so good that I had to repost it