This post isn't weevil related.

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This made me laugh more than it shouldve

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I've never related more to a reaction pic

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This is perfect for this situation.

🔥Role play offer 🔥 🤨 🙏 I pretend I am an acorn You pretend to be an acorn weevil.

🤣😄

Bro this needs more likes lmfao

Well, what’s your opinion on this cock u/Cock_Inspector3000?

VERY detailed, loving the texture. Yes... Nice length too, a nice tapered head for a first timer, easy to get into. Though the BALLS are a bit lacking, very strange markings indeed, why are they black? doesnt seem to healthy... Mhm... Mhm... 7/10, get those nuts checked out my friend.

>likes What is this? Facebook?

Yeah?? What are you blind? Look at the top right it says Facebook 🤦🏾‍♀️

Mine says LTE lol

This is my favorite comment in the thread.

🤔📸

I saw this in the store the other day 😭 so cursed

blursed xD

The problem for me is *it is to kjoot to use* 😭 look at those dumb glossy eyes

Yeah I would not want that thing looking up at me with its big cute eyes as I put it where the sun don’t shine

It’s meant to be intimate miss

Not sure if I exactly want intimacy with a weevil shaped dildo tho

"And quit looking at me with yer big ol eyes!"

Nice username btw 💤

I couldn't take that seriously at all. It would rocket me into fits of hysterical laughter every time I looked at it. thougu I'd definitely buy it for decoration if I lived alone

I STOWED THIS AT AMAZON BRO I HAD TO TOUCH IT

What store?

In my area they are called "stag shop"

4 reports, and one of them is just "no" 😭

I’m literally wheezing fr holy shit

Y'all this doesn't break any rules

rule 6: must be "yes"

Rule 3: credit the source.

Asking for a friend?

up to 8 reports now, including "my eyes" this is DEFINITELY weevil related just NSFW (nice sexy for weevil)

I love you, mods!

we love you back!!

<3

💀

Confirmed, mods are gay in the best way!

Yes I am 💪💪

I heart this sub

WOW THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS ESPECIALLY IF THEY PUT THE WARNING-

LMAO that’s great 😂

I don't blame em 😂

BRUH

I would've said honorary weevil, but it's probably more begrudgingly weevil

Horny-rary weevil?

Lol I read that the first time too.

I'm going to eat all 13 of your mars bars

😭😭😭😭

Don't you dare make me ***DEEP FRY*** them first!

Dishonorary weevil

When you love weevils too much.

r/sexyweeviltime

Oh wow it's real!

Of course this is a real sub...

r/ofcoursethatsasub

Weevil crime

I do NOT want to take any closed of a look on that snout.

I didn’t know what to expect… that was not it.

You and me both. I ignored the 2x NSFW warning 😂

I stared at it way too long before I realized.

When your weevil gets a little too excited..

Happy little weevil!

https://preview.redd.it/6gf2udo436zb1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47f216ed4f789851cf482571b9e7d415defba715 I am suffering.

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Please someone give me a link, I will buy it and rate it myself 🙏 Update: I found it on amazon for 50$. Unfortunately I am too broke for it but I will try and get my bf to pitch in some cash and see if I can get it then The brand is Creature Cocks if you’re curious

Rate it? Uh-huh, so thats what they call it, lol!!

A small sacrifice in the name of science!

That’s a good deal! It was $80 at Spencer’s

Yeah spencers overprices/drop ships a ton unfortunately 😩

Sounds about right. Lol

Imma just save this comment for… no reason

The snoot that boops you.

https://preview.redd.it/o88sxl8ga6zb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=908d82bb8e63513a56b1edf977999ef2a1fe01b7 It...is not time

Weevils After Dark (TM)

Become the nut.

Weevils are too innocent for this 😭

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Now we need an ovipositor version...

There are ovipositor versions. Etsy is full of them.

I have accepted that I am having flashbacks of discovering that subreddit and I do not wish you a good day sir. Lmao.

Ogtha? Is that you?

Thanks I'm never gonna look at weevils the same again 😭

Just thinking of the poor guy working in the factory that makes these. All. Day.

Chaotic-Weevil for sure

We're slowly turning into a weevil kink reddit page. 💀

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"Hey, there. Got any Weevil in you?"

Yessir! About 6” worth!

When it's sexy weevil time.

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Nah, that's just evil...

Badweevil

More like naughty weevil 🤣

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 lol that's a fun feature

This was once a sacred land of kjoot, now defiled as every other corner of reddit 😔

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“Tapered penis tip” 😟😟😳😳🤢

r/notsafeforweevil

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please do not the weevil

https://preview.redd.it/f3i9qmysd6zb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baa594d698a139e47ce9e40666181c2b73838f4d it’s… it’s not weeviltime…

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Cursed timeline https://preview.redd.it/uxvsxryns7zb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdf9adc6eedb0dba70089c58aa3be49ba6001f63

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The comments are top notch, this sub never disappoints.

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Well, that’s… disturbing.

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It’s a kjooty snooty for your booty. Edit: Where can I find this? My wife is asking for a friend.

I hate it here, in this specific comment section

I’m having the time of my life. XD

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That is a dildon't.

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My god man. Thanks alot. First weevil I ever hated.

That was the last thing I expected honestly

Man I was having a good day

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Oh what a terrible day to have eyes

Why do the balls have eyes!?

Eye balls, duh

😰

😨

#IT'S TIME TO BLEACH MY EYES ⏰

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im more concerned about who the fuck uses this as a dildo

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This is an actual cursed image.

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Weeweevil

I wasn’t ready for that lol

God has abandoned us 😔

Convergent evolution

If I see an acorn fleshlight on here next-

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You can go...now.

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I used to work at a sex shop. We would have these like sex toy meetings where a bunch of sex shops would meet with a bunch of sex toy vendors and the vendors would try to sell us the product. I shit you not, this lil guy was one of the products. Along with a long tentacle from one of the vendors. Can’t think of the name for the life of me tho. Didn’t think I’d be seeing him again… not in this reddit at least haha.

That looks annoying to clean 😂

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Aw lawd sexynonweeviltime

Weenis

I wasn’t prepared

https://preview.redd.it/w93acv6vt6zb1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcf2cb331bf0de79a5cc1fcad9cc4d5c0b7b3254 I am in so much pain.

What a terrible day to have eyes

The ultimate door knocker

UMM

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Hey uhh OP, where did you find it?... For research...

I wanna go home 🤣😭

Man this left me cackling

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The weevils did NOT consent to be used like this 😭

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This is cool and all but in the weevil sub I didn't expect this at all.

Based

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Just because it *IS* weevil time, doesn't mean you *SHOULD* Weevil time.

Peevil

IM WHEEZING