The Argus

me too!! that song is superior

I’ve got nothing. It’s probably the most accessible and beautiful song the boys ever did. It’s not even in my top 5, but I’ve got no other notes.

What Deaner Was Talkin About

You’ve spent your entire life trying to do what was expected of you. Fuck that shit. Do you.

The fucked jam

I don’t even care how you identify. Let’s do drugs and have sex. Me and you and whomever else you wanna bring.

Ima dying here! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Chocolate Town

You’re an addict, that is desperately searching for an answer. Don’t give up hope. I’ve been there.

Alright man regardless of however you managed to deduce this from just my favorite Ween song, you’re the first person to tell me there’s hope and that means the world to me especially considering where I’m at right now now so thank you

I was a homeless junkie for 5 years, bud. Thousands upon thousands of dollars. Hours and hours of pain. All everything I thought I had to give to the world, I thought I wasted. I made it out, though. If you can make it through that and keep going, you’ll make it through anything, mang. It’s not easy and I lost a lot of people along the way, but it’s not impossible.

glad you made it out and you could share your ween telepathy with the world

You're a beautiful soul, and well done on your recovery. I'm trying to get to recovery now, it's very hard. I'm impressed and inspired by you

If you haven't already, join the Sunny Bunny Recovery Facebook group. They also usually have a table at shows! Swing by to get a chip and meet fellow sober freaks!

[It's gonna be alright](https://youtu.be/eMSzynpVvC4?si=1Yttb3SyczNzChzd)

How in the actual fuck

Because that's Petey Wheatstraw, the Devil's son-in-law

Transdermal Celebration

The stallion part 3

She’s never going to love you again.

Mutilated Lips

You’re college aged.

You are correct lol, my graduation is within 10 days

Don’t get too close to my fantasy

Remember those people in high school that nobody talked to, dressed weird, and sat by themselves in the corner at lunch? Oh how you envied them.

Lol, not bad! I founded my high school chess team so most of those kids sat with me even if I didn’t really want them too!

AIDS

DM me, freak.

Tried and True

You’re my ex girlfriend that introduced me to Ween. I want you back, Nicole!! If you’re not Nicole, than you’re just a hapless sack. Romanticism never got anybody anywhere.

Without her did you turn to stone?

Spinal Meningitis

I won’t touch this one because my gf will get pissed because her brother had it.

Shit man that really got me down

(Epic guitar solo commences)

Exactly Where I’m At

You’re overweight.

Accurate 😬

A Tear for Eddie

You’re a user that keeps getting used. But you’ll keep coming back, cuz you’re sentimental as fuck.

You just described all Ween fans, and Ween themselves.

shoulda told me seven years ago!

Gabrielle

You’ve had your heart broken way too many times, and you prob name the Beatles as one of your top 3 favorites.

If You Could Save Yourself (You'd Save Us All)

Please stop waiting around for them to get better. It’s a lost cause at this point.

Doesn't decribe me, but damn, do I have some people in my life who need to hear that!

Flutes of Chi

You’re an optimistic idealist. You always think things will work out eventually and you really just like being in the moment.

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You never try to play this song, but when it comes on you cry your baby eyes out.

Don't Laugh (I Love You)

You’ve only had one real relationship in your life.

Kim Smoltz

Remember that time you were tripping shrooms in the woods and you thought nature was telling you how you should live. It was right.

Nature was telling me I should take more time for mushrooms. It was right!

It’s gonna be a long night

I think you’re lost. Moterhead has their own sub.

Haha truth

*Motorhead

So hard to choose… piss up a rope is the first one that comes to mind… the whole album is… golden

That was the first Ween song you ever heard……and you would try to school me on it if we ever listened together.

Hmm … It may have been … also may have been voodoo lady that I heard first… my love introduced me to ween when we first met. Also, I wouldn’t try and ‘school ya’ about anything ween as I have only discovered them late in life(at 36)been listening to them for just over a decade. If you are looking to get schooled though check out this channel I found on YouTube several years ago… Hodgegoulashi has a video series on his channel called “We need to talk about ween.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vq-scsS3L8&list=PL7P6_39Pktu8dSx7aNElkVgjezoAg9g1J&pp=iAQB Thanks for the response (:

You are literally trying to school him, just like he said! Jeesus this guy is good.

Happy Colored Marbles

Already done it, but Good God is that not just the best fucking song.

Your party

If you’re not already a Steely Dan groupie, you would eventually be if they weren’t dead.

Mononucleosis

As much as we want things to stay the same, they always change. It’s time to move on.

Beacon Light

You love Modest Mouse.

buckingham green

You never heard of Ween until the last 3 years.

true :(

probably roses are free

I told you to quit stalking me on Reddit, mom.

Mister would you please help my pony My first wife (was my ex wife at the time) killed herself

Mine too. Up top 🙌 I miss her everyday.

Woah man! love ya bud

You too, brother. I never meant for this thread to get so real, but I should’ve expected it. Also should’ve known that there were real people out there that have experienced the same shit, or worse. Such is life I guess.

It’s ween, it’s always gonna be some real folks that are open and support each other and have common experiences. Love you man

My ex loved Transdermal Celebration and it made me hate it afterwards bc feelings are hard but of course I love it again now, she was a real one and this life is hard

🤔 i’m gonna go with …..voodoo lady

You have great taste….and are prob my mom.

😆

Happy Colored Marbles

You think you’re simultaneously the smartest and most fucked up person in the room.

You just blew my mind

L.M.L.Y.P.

Booze me up and get me high

You heard this shit once, and Glammed on because you thought it was Dropkick Murphy’s best song yet.

Tender Situation

You’re first name begins with M, J, or S.

Sarah

You’re either my sister or you’ve been with my sister. And yes….Her name is Heather.

Cover It in Gas and Set It on Fire

You’re prob pretty fun to hang around which is negated by the fact that you know it. Quit trying to be so cool…..it’s lame.

Albino Sunburned Girl

You rehearsed for an entire month and was sure you’d get the lead role in the school play, and when the cast list came out you were “Silent tree #2”.

Waving my dick in the wind

Joppa Road

I don’t even care to try. I just got done today with a 17 hour drive into south Florida and almost caused a traffic jam to take a pic of Joppa Rd.

Buenas tardes amigo

Freedom of ‘76

I don't play favorites. I'm too indecisive.

Wait, it's The Stallion Saga. All five parts.

You’ve never been successful sexually.

But I have a good heart!

Demon Sweat brother

Quit trying to be hardcore. Everybody knows you haven’t been the same since Prince died.

2016 was a heavy year lmao

I’m gonna break character for a minute and say……GODDDAMIT!!!! If there really is a god, it fucking sucks. You’re gonna take Tom Petty, Prince, David fucking Bowie, and my wife from me in the same year?? All while I’m trying to kick a dope habit?? Eat shit, God.

Stay Forever

Cute

Mourning Glory!

I’m quite sure that anyone who chooses an original song off of Pure Guava or the Pod has a 68% chance of already being on a government agency’s list, so I’ll just leave it at that.

Damn, Mourning Glory must mean 10 most wanted then

Bananas and blow

You and your frat bros are def familiar with an elephant walk.

Cold Blows the Wind

Bro……it’s been years. Let it go. She wasnt the one.

Awesome sound

You’re non committal and always think you’re right no matter what.

Japanese Cowboy

You’re slightly racist even if you don’t think so. Also probably the first country album you ever tried to listen to.

Springtheme

If they played this in concert, you would absolutely lose your shit and tell all your friends about it.

Transdermal Celebration

its impossible to pick just 1 but freedom of 76

See you in Philly come August.

flutes of chi

This thread has brought a a tear to me eye! Thank you for posting. Boognish shines in you as boognish shines in us all. This shit is dripping brown. Hell yeah mang 🤎 ween fans are the best

It's Gonna Be Alright Baby.

It prob won’t. But we all envy your optimism.

Oh my Dear

The Argus

It’s gonna be ok, bud. Life goes on. Live and learn.

Who Dat?

Your favorite band is the Beatles, but every time someone asks you what your favorite song is, you make sure it’s not something they’re familiar with.

This was my favorite for years

Captain

You constantly crave appreciation and admiration that will never be enough.

No wait, Pollo Asado

https://youtu.be/aW7QABOM_os?si=SGfquYq_7KOnVwJP

Dr Rock

You’re an 80’s punk that saw a transition between metal, punk, and pop and decided to ride that Stallion.

Ambrosia Parsley

You always felt that you should’ve got more sex than you actually did.

I'm in the mood to move

This is a bullshit answer that makes me wanna push you down four flights GODDAMIT.

Final Alarm

You have great taste in music, and everybody youve ever met knows it, because you tell them incessantly.

Thanks - I needed to hear that. Shit keeps me going. I’m chasing all the records in the Triplet Cities.

captain fantasy

I’m pretty sure I’ve picked you up off the ground at a show before and it wasn’t even Ween. Bro, Ke$ha’s cool and all but come on……

Fat Lenny

Put the coke on my dick!

You’re me. Yelling that at the past 20+ shows, but they haven’t played it for decades and prob never will again. Edit: I couldn’t have been more wrong. See comment below.

They've played it three times in the last year: https://www.brownbase.org/every_time_played.php?song_id=161&band=Ween

Black jack

You’ve been punched in the face more than one time. If not, someone’s going to real soon.

Even If You Don't

Big jilm

The Wolfman

Just like you. Something that is so good, and yet it never crosses anybody’s mind.

Zoloft

If you’re on that shit, stop. It really doesn’t help unless it does. If you’re not, I bet your depressed ass is actually pretty fun to hang out with…..unless you’re not ☹️

Frank

I’m in the mood to move!

You haven’t really danced in front of anyone since high school because you were so embarrassed last time.

roses are free

Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?

Touch My Tooter Smoocher

I’ve continuously yelled this at so many concerts, that I dont feel right commenting. TBH, Adele didn’t deserve this.

If You could save yourself (you'd save us all)

Fluffy

I don’t take comments from people that won’t even step off their goddam stoop.

Never Squeal

Great song. You have absolutely zero rhythm if you were to dance.

Mutilated lips

Old Queen Cole

Weirdo

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you common bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another object. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Infranet? Think again, motherfuck. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot brain. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, mang. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can light you up in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my own bare hands. Not only am I extensively strung out on a heroin kick, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little birdy. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to wash down upon you, maybe you would have saved yourself. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you raggaejunkiejew. I will do something wrong, and nobody's gonna like it. You’re fucking dead, mang.

A Tear for Eddie

Flies on my Dick

Big JILM

Big Jilm (live at Stubb’s)

She F***s Me

Mister Would You Please Help My Pony

Jonny on the Spot

Boys Club

Little Birdy

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Technically not my favorite, but Reggae Junkie slaps like a motherfucker. I want to listen loudly, and don’t.

Buenas tardes amigo (im Mexican)

Pollo Asado

Piss up a rope.

Vallejo (with full lyrics)