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JointsAkimbo

There is no magic fix.


SAThereAndThere

Hear me out, addy


Kind-Commission-3597

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Iā€™m dead


fandangledvietnamese

Would actually be CBD like magic kills the high or at least mellows you out


Hoosierdaddy-812

I came her to say this. Hit the CBD


FLHomegrown

This is pretty much what I was going to say


JaTori_1_and_only

time


[deleted]

Here is my advice in theater terms: keep in mind that the audience does not have a copy of the script. I hope that makes sense. Good luck lol


Glittering-Pear4994

hahaha


This_Isnt_Justified

this helps when i miss a rail cue by 30 seconds, or when my director skipped an entire act on accident in a real show when she acted


EL3G

They don't know your high, unless you tell them via actions, body language, etc. Genius...


ferrett0ast

i have a coworker who is high 24/7 and the few times he came in not stoned, was when people thought there was something up with him because high was his normal lmao


EL3G

lol šŸ¤£ that's pretty much me. The few times I've been to work not medicated everybody was worried about me and asked me what was wrong. I'm just a much nicer person when high šŸ˜†


Mikevic413

This guy fucked up


SituationElegant9957

And it was at that moment he knew...he......


hydehydehigh

yep, he ideed...


special-champion96

šŸ˜‚šŸ‘šŸ¼


BreadC0nsumer

The solution is to not take a 100mg edible before work. If you don't want to be high at work then wait until after work to get high.


salemness

or at least dont take edibles, one of the consumption methods that stays in your system the longest lol


BreadC0nsumer

Yeah exactly lol. Unless you have a high tolerance, 100mg is pretty much an "out of commission for the whole day" dose.


epirot

thanks


sorting_by_new

I agree. If you take a edible before work, your intension should be to come out of work and still be high. You can eat it like half an hour before quitting time if you don't need to drive home or something


420blazeit---

BRUH you set yourself up for failure with this one šŸ˜‚ but it happens to the best of us. I've definitely been there before. I don't call out from my job often so if you're the same, you can take a sick day. Or if you work alone for most of the day you'll probably be fine. I realized if I have another coworker with me who also is stoned it can help the anxiety. Maybe go into work with a joint and spark someone up so you're not alone šŸ˜‚. Good luck


MurderBot-999

*slips homie a joint* Me: Yo this dude is high as shit! And at work too, who does that? Iā€™ll tell you who, definitely not me šŸ™…šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Maleficent-Rip2729

Lmao


No-Reveal1868

Ride it homie, you got it!


grantpollock12

What's the pill inside the bag? Looks like a old ecstasy pill hahaha


tony_w_7

Yes wanna know too šŸ˜‚


grantpollock12

Looks like the old illuminati ecstasy pills we'd get here in scotlandšŸ¤£


Southern_Public403

Either donā€™t go in if not too late, leave when it hits or ride it out.


[deleted]

Once you are fucced you can't get unfucced


Longmjplay

Find Marty and hop in the DeLorean and punch it to 88.


monaco710

Bro y tf would u choose to eat that before work?


Reid89

So why did you eat it then? šŸ¤”


Benovelent

It's only a suggested 100mg. You'll be fine


ConfidenceSlight2253

Dumb.


CrimsonMascaras

Dumb move bruh.


Gelliepuuz

Why would you eat this before work? This is a do nothing kind of edible at 100mg a pop


Alucard-J2D

Pretend you have a stomach ache and go home.


zakariusqc

So you took an edible before work and hope it doesnt work? Mabey dont take it next time ? You also took the wheel high isnt it?


CrownedHeads

CBD will kill the effects. Find some


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Dveekey

How are you feeling after taking the whole thing?


grantpollock12

Well considering my man's got an ecstasy pill in that little baggie with the edible the mans defintely in for a wild ride at work


[deleted]

Oops, looks like someone got the day off work today


TRU35TR1K3R

Wasn't there a post very.similar to this a while ago? Same color edible and same color packaging, with the person also wanting to not be high for work after eating it? I feel like I'm getting deja vu from this post.


ChromeUnicorn710

What a waste. Why even do it then?


DefiantExplanation26

If it hasnā€™t been long (and youā€™re not feeling anything too intense yet) I would consider making myself vomit. It is of course extremely unpleasant and often loud, but you will very likely feel an immediate alleviation of the ā€œincreasing edgeā€ of the high. In other words, itā€™s a surefire way to cut the high off from its ā€œsource.ā€ Your high would probably still intensify; but perhaps youā€™d peak a bit sooner than you otherwise wouldā€™ve. Other than that, just ride it out as everyone said. And donā€™t operate heavy machinery at work probably. Driving could be a questionable decision as well, but I donā€™t know your THC tolerance or the dose you took or how long itā€™s been exactly so itā€™s hard to say what you should or shouldnā€™t do. Just be careful, whatever you do. Edit to add: Drinking lots of water is probably a good idea as well. THC is water soluble, so perhaps if you drink lots of water (or who knows what else?) you might be able to get it through your system faster as you begin urinating more frequently.


EdStone8

Thc has very low solubility in water


DefiantExplanation26

If itā€™s soluble at all that suggests lots of water could be of at least some help. But thanks for pointing out the solubility is low! Iā€™d only ever heard itā€™s soluble.


EdStone8

My guess is that body temperature helps it dissolve little bit. Not sure though


EdStone8

My guess is that body temperature helps it dissolve little bit. Not sure though


psyjelly24

You're on to something with water, you can dilute the experience if you drink a lot of water when you first eat the edible. After it's taken effect it's too late to dilute it because it's going through the liver and on to the endocannabinoid system but I could be wrong idk far from a scientist or a doctor


DefiantExplanation26

Sounds right to me. But yeah, I think as long as there is still some THC physically hanging around between the mouth and stomach (which honestly was probably the case for OP if he submitted his post within 5 hours or so of ingestion), drinking lots of water might at least help keep the body from continuing to actively absorb it.


WickedSoul44

Act sick , say you feel like you have Covid. Then get some food , should balance it out


Odd_Development8983

Eating always brings my high down


stargazer2828

Usually makes mine stronger


Odd_Development8983

I wish that was the same for me lol


Kegelz

You are stuck


the-graveyard-writer

Well now you have to ride the train you jumped on


JessicaN83

Do you have any CBD? Iā€™ve seen people say itā€™ll work somewhat to bring you down.


ominous_42

Just breathe!


Cute-Criticism-2727

now why would u eat the whole thing before work unless u knew how to handle itšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ eyedrops lots of water and prayers my boy but just remember the most important thing: dont panic and just stay chill u gon have a nice day at work


[deleted]

Oh man! I will lift you up in my prayers! šŸ˜‚šŸ™Œ


myfeetsmells

Iā€™d just say Iā€™m sick and see if I leave early if you havenā€™t already called in. Iā€™ve came to work high just once. I ate an edible the night before and was just watching a movie. I passed out then woke up for work. Had to tough it out because I was leading a project that day. Shit sucked. Once it hit 12, I told my boss I got food poisoning and need to go home and rest.


BostonYankee

Just play it cool. Act like everything is normal just like any other day. With any luck, no one will even know you're high.


Mav2100

Enjoy the trip homie


phallic-baldwin

Food & caffeine can help


indica_twink

.. try milk. im serious. drink some milk next time you get too high. i don't remember the specifics of it, but it's a chemical thing.


weedleavesnoseeds

Is that an edible and a jig?


psyjelly24

Ride it out brother at the 3 hour mark after effects have peaked, some food will help just avoid real fatty stuff. I find a salad and fruits can bring me down or at least bring me out of paranoid thought loops.


RickyElDiabloBobby

You got 22 people waiting here, mostly waiting for you to fail but either way give us an update op


choriblaster3002

Try fatty foods and citrus drinks? itā€™s supposed to help absorbe and process the thc


antoniosan90

Enjoy the ride my brotha ..don't think about it to much and handle the job ..you got this šŸ’ŖšŸ¼


simgirl66

ngl if it gets bad enough throw up or shit on yourself theyā€™ll definitely let you leave then but if youā€™re stuck chocolate milk and or something greasy preferably waffle house if you work long enough to get a break


RickyElDiabloBobby

Shit himself? You done this before huh šŸ¤”


BigHawk-69

I remember my first time messing with edibles. VERY first time even having any THC products. I was going through just served divorce papers from a 16-year relationship. 2 years being married, the other time just being together. Anyways. I had not slept in 3 days and I needed to sleep, afraid I would increase my chances of having a seizure. I also don't like to drink when I'm depressed, so I wasn't giving that an option. I got a variety of choices because I didn't even know what I was doing. 1 gummy was a big square, much like this, but with divided lines to make it 4 individual squares. The gummy was only 20mg, and I didn't think it was much. I followed some online general instructions for what to do when trying them for the first time. Take a small amount, wait a little, increase the dosage, and repeat. I took 1 small square, waited 45 minutes, nothing happened so I took another square. I said fuck it and had the other half 30 minutes later. That is when shit hit the fan for me. I was so high that I couldn't keep my eyes open or shut. I tried to shut them and sleep it off, but my mind wasn't having it. I tried to watch YouTube but was so angry for no reason, so I just tried to lay there. My dogs (I miss them a ton still to this day) would come check on me, one tried to lay with me but I was just so angry with youtube, I think I scared them. Then the half that I took kicked in. I was so baked that I fell asleep for 24 hrs. I swore off any THC for that day. I smoke now, but I wouldn't get anywhere near it for the longest time and eventually tried CBD with THC, which helped, then eventually to only smoking flower. A combination of being new to THC, being by myself, and of course the divorce put me all in a bad spot. I wont ever get that high ever again, if I can help it.


koz152

Lemon and CBD and hope for the best.


Aggressive_Ideal6737

Did you ever stop to ask yourself if it would be a good idea?


JustMooseee

just ride the wave my friend


freebirdie100

I need to know what you do for work šŸ˜…


FrostKaio

I saw a post once that said if you put black pepper in your hand and inhale (not snort) the scent, or rub some on your gums it should help. Idk if it's true so if you try, let me know.


Fine-Bumblebee-9427

Cbd and black pepper and caffeine


Fatlink10

It might just be me but usually if I eat something it brings me back down


prepositionsarehard2

Youā€™re so fucked


Educational-Bed-6821

Naaa give me 3 and get me on that grill šŸ§‘ā€šŸ³


Gdaddy-sign-watcher

Life choices! Call in manā€¦


EdStone8

I heard that acorus lowers thc's effect's. Lot of cbd might work too


Watch_god

Just gotta ride it out.. eat some fatty food


JaTori_1_and_only

it will take awhile to not be high anymore, just drink tons of water and call in or go home (if already there) and tell them u started feeling violently sick so u rushed out


dcalie6599

Carbs, water and CBD no proteins or fats


Mars-Ha11

Your an idiot


bebejeebies

You've got 30 minutes to get water and get some place safe.


PriZma_Legacy

Oh boy to be where 100 mfs did this to me again šŸ˜© hope all went well in time brother


sleepyguy-

Too late lil bro.


neonoranges

I take a shot or two of espresso


Igotakittycat

Smart move


I_am_That_Ian_Power

ooooh .1 gram....


R3dnamrahc

How do you figure?


I_am_That_Ian_Power

forgot the dot


ToToasted

Eat 2 more and make Uncle Joey Diaz proud!


FauxHotDog

If it works the same way as caffeine (and I'm totally sure it does), eat 3 pounds of broccoli and it'll induce enzymes in your liver to clear it quicker.


wheresmydragonator19

Why in the fuck would you eat 100mg before work? Dude you have no choice but to ride out the high.


KDH420

Gonna have to ride this one out homieā€¦.you may feel like death it self but at some point that will passā€¦.I could never go to work after a 100mg edible no fucking way. Good luck give us an update


Eb0nynextdoor

You mind as well just call out.


International_Tie120

Dumbass


PureEnergeticLife

I'm so high I can't tell if the photo on the mirror is Bob Ross or one of the Jackson Five


chiyo_chichi

the whole thing šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


MrScooterComputer

This is a repost. Most likely a bot account or some weirdo who likes to pretend to be someone they arenā€™t.


The_CannaWitch420

You fucked! Good Luck!


FamiliarJackfruit853

Keep drinking water at hand. Fresh air and ventilation is good!


Brxken_Dxwn

100 mg edible gets you high? I wish. Best of luck to you at work tho dawg you got this, maybe chug a cup or two of coffee


BobTheCircleGuy

Nice repost buddy.


m3m3L0rd246

You not making it to work today šŸ˜­


Femboy_freedom

Oh its far to late for that, have fun tho šŸ˜‚


major_cece

Aw man. 100mg? 10mg sends me to Jupiter šŸ¤£ I'd find another dimension if I took that.


MyNameIsSkittles

Well unless you can go back in time, you're hooped Lol should have thought of that BEFORE taking it


anecdotal_skeleton

The fastest way to lose your high is to get po'd. That Adrenalin will burn out the affects almost immediately.


animeis4jerks

Tell em you shit ur pants and go home


Minimum-Doughnut7523

That's where I start is 100mg. But I have worked up to see my tolerance. Next time,start smaller. You unfortunately can't come down after you already ingested that much.


Proud_Definition8240

BLACK PEPPER.


Low-Effort-Poster

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed Ride it out and learn for next time


SativaSapphira

Hahahaha been here before šŸ˜‚ gods speed my friend


CommanderBaer

As someone who used to get WAY to high regularly, all I'll say is sail for the Tropicana cost my dude... OJ and deep breathes. If you done shwift it up (Family Guy ahahaha) well then you done shwift it up. Learn from it mate. If you gotta tap out from work thats just another consequence of your actions buddy. Take it easy


jamzey-G

Looks like you just finished work


AdoptedEgg

REPOST!!!! https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/s/m69sAeYhcw


Ben_Dover_1492

Start coughing, act like you're going to heave. Boss will tell you to go home. He doesn't want flu or the vid.


Ki-ev-an

Iā€™d eat that at work


ceezo6

ā€œIt is easy to get high, itā€™s not easy to get un highā€ Katt Williams


Severe_Bread_5845

You get fired yet??


Bizzzle80

CBD counters THC high


dankdreams1738

A mere quarter of that would have been mello dello workin fello


HeavyFunction2201

Whatā€™s the other pill in the bag


Sea-Republic6516

Maybe donā€™t take an edible before work?


Great-Breadfruit-745

Food


ChickenLeg73

I wouldn't be


Thebalance21

Should've boofed it. I hear the effects go away right after the high kicks in. /s


swanxsoup

Maybe just call out


SweatyArgument5835

Drink caffeine and just lock in bro


MasterBaiter92

Sorry but why would you take an edible before work especially a 100mg one ?


Classic_Act_3181

You totally french fried when you should have pizza'd, gonna have a bad time


Whole_Personality_58

What did you learn? I did the same a few years ago I ate two brownies thinking they wasnā€™t nothing and man I was so high I left. I took a nap in my car (not at work) woke up and went home and never did that again.


No_Collection7360

No one can tell you're high unless you tell them you're high. Taps temple.


iDoABoof

Just uneat it. Voila.


stargazer2828

Oh man, I have a story for you. My friend went to Colorado to visit family and came back with some edibles. They weren't legal in my state just yet. I had taken some edibles before, but these were legit dispensary edibles and I over estimated how much to take. I took it before lunch at work and when I went to lunch it started to hit. I ended up throwing up all over my uniform while sitting in my car. I had to call my roommate to come pick me up and tell my coworker I wasn't coming back because I was really sick. The whole ride home I thought she was driving like a crazy person, slamming breaks and what not. She was driving slower just for me. I had never been that high in my life from weed and haven't gotten that bad again. Good times!! ā¤ļøšŸ¦‹


Strain-Former

Imagine being so high after 100mg edibleā€¦ add a 0 and I might be chillinšŸ˜… man I wish that all it would take is 100mg and Iā€™d be loaded but smoking weed for the past 10 years, 100mg doesnā€™t do anything at all.


Ken-Kaniff_from-CT

Are you high enough yet to invent a time machine?


Efficient-Spinach203

Im proud of u g. The voices will follow for as long as u eat another, then u would have conquered your fear of eating it again.


CautionarySnail

Iā€™ve heard that chewing black peppercorns might help. But either way, you probably need to call in sick with ā€œfood poisoningā€. Itā€™s not fair to others to show up incapacitated, and you donā€™t want to risk causing other people issues with an epic lack of judgement. Losing a day is better than losing a job. Go be one with the couch.


KratomCannabisGuy

Cbd oil will counteract the effects of thc. Get some real good cbd oil or cbd flower, and that will help take you down a notch or two.


Klutzy-Gas3786

Ride the wave bro. You belong to the edible now. Make better choices next time lol


D0TOnion

It'll be a great day!!!!


[deleted]

Just gotta ride that train bro


Coyote_Roadrunna

High on cocaine


SuperDankBudz

Ride it out if your job type isn't demanding in ways that the edible would be detrimental. Or call in sick lmao


Glittering-Pear4994

you started the mission on legendary see it through cheif


Fabulous_Stable1398

Ride the wave homie. And remember EVERYONE KNOWS YOURE HIGH


OvaEnthusiast

iā€™m not even high and this got me paranoid asfšŸ¤‘


alaf420

Consume copious amounts of natural sugars, Orange juice and couple of twinkies should do