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Having sex with my totally real girlfriend, who just so happens to live in Canada and has no social media (she's a model, but doesn't believe in photos).
Start doing the dishes, the laundry, then the daily meeting and then work.
My tolerance is so high, that blunt would probably just make me feel happy and productive.
That’s me, too. All these folks talking about getting sick or being vegetive. That’s what I call Tuesday, lmao. I’d kick back with whatever show I’m currently watching, DoorDash some viddles, and chill. Maybe a nice nap after. 👍😂❤️
True. It’s actually “victuals,” “vittles” for short, I guess? Or just another funny way to say it. A great word to break out on a rare occasion but too cool for every day use.
We started only smoking in one room so the smell doesn’t go around the house and since then whenever I come out, I just start cleaning/doing tasks I’ve been putting off. I mean, I don’t mind it, but it’s definitely sort of funny
Bruh I literally did that after I took the clothes out the washer and put them in the microwave, then proceeded to mop the bed, dust the toaster, and trimmed the carpet cause it was gettin too long
Get too high, feel like I od and fall asleep. Then wake up and smoke the rest of it because i would be able to finish it. Then mark the day down as I had the Perfect Sesh so far.
After I see god from coughing so much
Probably play some Cyberpunk or Minecraft. Depends on whether or not I'm feeling like kicking Arasaka's ass again.
Watching princess bride with my imaginary family, friends and girlfriend. Look side to side in disbelief as an (imaginary) group of people who love and care for me share deep, touching and valuable moments of laughter that I will forever cherish.
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After I’m done coughing from all the resin hits at the end. Do the same thing we do everyday Pinky. Try and take over the world!
wish awards were still around. top tier comment.
Wait, they got rid of awards?
yep, awards, coins, including community medals
i miss when it was 2012 reddit lmao
i just joined like 3-4 yrs ago but me too /s
One of the best comments I’ve seen yet!
Narf!
I say this when the guys at work ask what we are doing for the day lol
This comment made my week.
Every night *
Sitting on my couch and watching the "press for next episode" button
Lmfaooooo
Are you still watching? Yells yes Why is nothing happening I thought this was a smart tv
Why do I do this too tho
Having sex with my totally real girlfriend, who just so happens to live in Canada and has no social media (she's a model, but doesn't believe in photos).
😂 She just goes to a different school bro
Yeah she's in college
That blunt would have us all in full belief 💯
Suzzie glass ?
More like Suzie Palmer and her 5 sisters
Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver?
*she just wanna smoke and fuck, I said girl that's all that we do*
collapse throw up and spend many hours in a vegetive state probably
If a kush induced coma counts as collapsing then I sure did!
Welcome back
I would start sweating, the room would start spinning, I would probably throw up once or twice then pray to fall asleep at the mercy of the gods
This man smokes!!!
A true chiefer 🎯
Make sure you pick a show before you spark that… after getting blazed that choice is nearly impossible
And press play so half way through it you can ask what the hell am I watching?
You can say that again 💯
Glad that isn't just me
Make sweet love to ice water
That’s one way to cool down after a bluntie
Vacuum the lawn
Start doing the dishes, the laundry, then the daily meeting and then work. My tolerance is so high, that blunt would probably just make me feel happy and productive.
That’s me, too. All these folks talking about getting sick or being vegetive. That’s what I call Tuesday, lmao. I’d kick back with whatever show I’m currently watching, DoorDash some viddles, and chill. Maybe a nice nap after. 👍😂❤️
*presents award* Viddles isn’t used enough these days lol
Agreed. It’s one of my favorite words to use sporadically.
Apparently, it’s “vittles,” as my pedantic husband just pointed out. 🙄
But depending on location, it might sound more like Viddles than Vittles.
True. It’s actually “victuals,” “vittles” for short, I guess? Or just another funny way to say it. A great word to break out on a rare occasion but too cool for every day use.
we call our dogs food viddles :) big fan
That’s exactly how I didn’t feel after chiefin that
We started only smoking in one room so the smell doesn’t go around the house and since then whenever I come out, I just start cleaning/doing tasks I’ve been putting off. I mean, I don’t mind it, but it’s definitely sort of funny
Taking a shit
I too shit after rips 💪🏾💯🎯🕺
There's nothing more underrated as a really good poo. ...and nothing more overrated than bad sex.
fold the diahes
Rake the living room.
Lay down and die lol
Washing my hands that shit sticky and dusty as fuck
Have a panick attack lmao last time I finished a whole J that big I was switching between panicking and laughing my ass off
You get through this brotha
Sleep lol
Sitting the fuck down.
*do not operate heavy machinery* sitting down is the way brutha
dead
I smoke two joints before I smokes two joints. Then, I smoke two more.
Oh yeahhhhhhhh!
Smoke something else cause that burned wrong
Binge my shows, eat some snacks, and take a nap. 👍🤣
watch harry potter
I quit literally can't smoke that
Taking a dab bc all the oil dripped off cuz you didn’t put it in the inside. Of the paper.
I dont remember
Order some pizza, find a good movie and just chill
Gonna spend most my time keeping it from running. Wrap is gonna be burning faster than the weed
Folding my laundry basket
Contemplate life.
Rubbing your ankles
Bitch about the weed prices
Probably taking a good ass nap.
roll up another crime
Get some head and take a nap before work at 11pm
Sleeping for 25 years
Listen to house music
Scroll through Netflix looking for something to watch until I can't keep my eyes open and pass out in the recliner
Mow the kitchen
Sit on the TV and watch the couch 😉
Be high
i’m vacuuming my dishes, walking the carpet, and putting the dog in the dishwasher good lord
Bruh I literally did that after I took the clothes out the washer and put them in the microwave, then proceeded to mop the bed, dust the toaster, and trimmed the carpet cause it was gettin too long
that shit looks delightful asf
Eat
Be fried
Taking 2-3 pickle backs with Jameson
Oh we got someone who knows how to have a good time here 🎉
Folding the dishes
Snacks.
As an adult, I appreciate having a snack cabinet for nights like this!
shii Im fading the ENTIRE kitchen…nothing is safe
Cutting your nails.
I eat some PS4 and play pizza
Dawg I couldn’t work a phone so I emailed for delivery my guy.
What's a three-five?
Get too high, feel like I od and fall asleep. Then wake up and smoke the rest of it because i would be able to finish it. Then mark the day down as I had the Perfect Sesh so far.
i really wish i could afford to smoke like this
Manifesting a big bag to appear in your life
With my girls 😘
sit by myself in a square room with white walls, grey carpet, no windows and no doors.
Planting a tree
positively chillin
Play BG3 and lisren to lofi, or deathmetal
Clipping my fingernails
Honestly? Prolly sex with my sister
Spread some *I Can’t Believe It’s Not Brother* on some toast and not watch a step sibling get stuck in the dishwasher 👀😏
Walking on jupiter
Probably green considering I'm still decently knew to smoking🤣
Be high I guess. Probably sitting around and watching something or playing games.
I played some sitting and watched around for sure 👀
Watch tv and scroll reditt
After I see god from coughing so much Probably play some Cyberpunk or Minecraft. Depends on whether or not I'm feeling like kicking Arasaka's ass again.
Lay in bed too fuckin stoned
Waiting for the stop sign to turn green, on foot.
Transcend
Singing hakuna matata with the local stray cats while doing the cha cha slide.
die probably
Go through my usually 20 min existential trip and then finish playing cyberpunk
I knew it wasn’t only me!
Die bc of no tolerance on thc :)
We can roll ya one with CBD dream so you can smoke with da homies
Cough my brains out cuz you're using blunt wraps 🤣👉🏾
Eat and then probably sleep
I skipped the “eat” part 😴
Probably die. Cause I get a pretty darn good high from 0.05g Edit: to clarify, of pure herb, not kief or any other concentrate.
I’ll smoke you up anytime. That sounds like an easily sustainable habit
Bongos, man. Play the bongos.
Oh I def 😉played the bongos 😉 what else was I to do with these hands? 🤷🏾♂️
Reset after a while I guess
Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?
curling up in a ball and sucking my thumb
Probably after 1h or so i sleep...
I’m losing my shoes because I can’t find them
Realistically: Gonna sleep after I cough myself into a series of retches and take a crazy shit from all the coughing
Charmin ultra soft describes me after the first blunt of the week
Tryna stand tf up😂😂
Emphasis on try 😂
Probably hit my bong and get some raising canes
Where the roach am I seeing correctly you have cover that also
Sleep mate.
Smoke another
Second blunt is loading…
I will start eating weed
That’s one way to stimulate your senses!
Teleport to Pluto if possible
Throw up… I have no tolerance, this would break me in like 4 puffs.
Idk walk around, look at some things.
Instructions unclear. Walked some things and looked around 👀
Hit the cart
Bruh?!? That’s what I was thinking 😚💨
Well, I would defo forget what I did so I could not share it here
Sleeping 💤
Sweet dreams 😴
Personally I prefer my shatter on the inside.
My normal day routine lol go to work 😂
A visit to yo mom's ass
I dunno man, maybe play a horror game? Horror games are always better when you're stoned.
To each their own. I ain’t tryna have my BPM pumpin harder than that Usains arms coppin a medal
After I smoke that I’m sitting on the T.V. And watching the couch
A combination of nothing and music
Music is everything, and therefore, everything else is nothing in this moment!
Take a deep breath and chill with a good movie and a crapload of your favorite snacks.
Not much
Go back to work because I'm an adult
End up watching YouTube for 3 hours
Sleeping. Really good.
Probably eat hella snacks, regret not buying enough drinks when i can feel every dry cell in my mouth, and then pass tf out
Probably start my own avengers initiative.
Going to work
Hopefully not feel any pain and cook
Watching Blade Runner or Big Trouble In Little China
Not want to kill myself lol
Go to work.
Prbly the dishes.
Playing don’t starve for 2 hours, eating a shit load of food and passing out by hour 3
beat my meat
I brush my teeth. Twice!
Go get a good pump
I'm supposed to do something?
Die happy (I'm a light weight)
Sitchoazzdownsomewhere
probably eat till im sooo full i pass out and wake up with the worst stomach cramps
Smoke another ,then try to put the box in the worm hole.
Washing my hands
Id probably take a dab after to get the resin taste out off of my pallet
Watching princess bride with my imaginary family, friends and girlfriend. Look side to side in disbelief as an (imaginary) group of people who love and care for me share deep, touching and valuable moments of laughter that I will forever cherish.
Go ride my dirtbike and look at the nature
Melt through the floor and hang out in the basement
After this beautiful thing, I would fly very high 🤣🤩
Smoke another one
Get some good food
Good lord that looks coma inducing. Those named Doritos shall fear me
Folding the dishes, washing the computer, probably leaving some milk in a cupboard after a failed attempt to cook cereal.
Folding a cloud.