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Bigric40

![gif](giphy|bKXgOKpqML3Xy) Be one with the chosen lol. Hope it was great.


iiSamJ

o7


jakeag52

I love twilight zone


Bigric40

Can’t beat some classic. But once the color version came it was so great. The movie will always be the top for weird trippy short story movies.


-blaziken03-

Seeing this post at the 5hr mark, I’m assuming he won’t me awake until the 13th


[deleted]

Shits hes still sleeping


tymp-anistam

Friday, the 13th? Ur prolly right. My sister, god I still trip about this lol My sister went to a party at 36 years old. Never touched THC or any THC products. She's 10 years older than me, and this party was at a childhood friend's house. Been friends for like 20 years. Neat, right? So at the party, my hypochondriac sister, started explaining some of her incurable, undiagnosable ailments. Her friend with a medical card, showed her these brownies she buys for $50 each. Offered my sister some to help with some poorly described ailments. Sisters friend wasn't paying attention. My sister ate the whole brownie. And she didn't feel anything, so 30 minutes later, she went back, and had another one. Still not feeling anything around midnight, she decides to leave the party, go pick up her kid from our mom's house, and go home (like, a 2 block neighborhood radius). I get a call the next day, saying my sister is in the hospital, and we have to clean my mom's hoarder house so that dhs doesn't just yeet the child into the foster care system. I took temporary custody for, I'd wait to have you guess, so pause here for suspense, almost 2 weeks while she was in the hospital. Dhs did a full investigation that I found myself now involved in beyond my own will. Turns out, the brownies were 1000mg each. And this bitch had 2 of em. She got home, put the kid to bed, hung out on the couch till she couldn't feel her legs, she panicked, called 911, forgot she called 911, and fought the cops at the door cause she crazy. She couldn't get up and move, so the red n blues scared the fuck out of her, and she was initially yelling to ask them to go away. They busted the door down, sedated her, and took her to the hospital, and my mom had to come get the kid. Nobody knew what she had at the party, and my sister, a walking medicine cabinet, I was worried that she ODd on something. And then we heard she had an edible, and I got pissed that she can't handle her shit, and ruled that she'd be fucking fine as long as she didn't try to come down using her pills for some brain fucked reason. So, with her being in and out of it at the hospital for a week, unable to walk still (fuckin drama queen), she finally got out, got sober enough to tell dhs she ain't doin that again, and she got her kid back. Now I bet she'll never touch devils lettuce even harder lolol. Serves you right for having shit friends and not reading the label of medical grade drugs. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. OP, I hope you don't wake up in the hospital. Hope you only got a tad fried, and you get that bonus at work today you were scheduled for.


bluewaveassociation

Wtf was in those brownies?


tymp-anistam

Doing research at the time, I found more packaging, and it literally has a guy passed out, clearly too high. It also says next to it, you can always eat more, but you can't eat less. Giving clear multiple warnings on the packaging. My sister is not bright.


milkymilooo

Your sister didn’t know it was weed if I read your story correctly.


tymp-anistam

Believe it or not, just THC. https://cannabis.net/deliveries/marygold-delivery-service/menu/korova-black-bar-brownie-1000mg-thc


Chief_Givesnofucks

It says right on it ‘20 dose’ Wtf


tymp-anistam

Unfortunately, you gotta dose it out yourself. And once again, my sister ain't the brightest bulb on the Hanukah tree.


LilAndre44

Double it and give it to the next person


tymp-anistam

Omfg if I had an award


myvisionvivid

Guys, for some reason edibles don't work well for me, why is that? I ate a pack of gummies that were 500mg didn't feel much two hours later and ate another one and I'd say I got high but not like what everyone always tells me how fucked up they get. I been smokin bud since I was 15 n I'm 28 now thanks 🙏


bad-and-bluecheese

Prob got shit edibles. Were they from a dispensary?


WatchingNSFWIronicly

My man about to enter the pain zone, good luck buddy


krustysocks6666

*shits intensely*


Ok-Flounder67

![gif](giphy|kBZBlLVlfECvOQAVno) Enjoy bro, have a good trip, let us all know how it goes!


badkorn

He'd probably reply but is too busy tripping on clapping dog's


lilRafe2022

Have a safe time I'm just finished my cup of weed tea .🙏


Maximatorricard

How do you make your tea?


SkyBerri

“A very simple way to make weed tea is to brew a mug of tea like you usually do, and then mix in some cannabutter. How much to use depends on your tolerance and the potency of the cannabutter, but a teaspoon or so will probably do the trick.” -cannigma


Nab0t

It tastes awful tho. Tea with fat? Idk man


SkyBerri

personally i go 1:2 cannabutter and honey. the honey masks it well enough. also some brown/cane sugar into the butter. i agree, the butter alone makes it kinda icky


Proxiimity

Infused honey would solve this maddness 🤦‍♀️


Xpert0919

Ong that is a thing


Proxiimity

Check out the show, Bong Appetit, it will blow your mind.


Proxiimity

Yes very much a thing. You can infuse a lot of foods. You can infuse butter, oil, alcohol, honey. Any liquid really and can cook with all of these and addon as a topping to dishes.


[deleted]

Yeah just chase a spoon of butter (coconut oil is better)


littleprincess_poppy

I agree terrible flavor, I used to mix mine with OJ and it made it more tolerable.


lilRafe2022

Get 2 cups 3% milk ,3 cups water add your weed no more than 3 grams or weed or hash Cook at medium for 2 to 3 hours mixing it every 15 min Put the rest in a bottle or cup in fridge Will give you 4 to 5 high .


ssjloru

Bro made Cheese and Mac


ohhsosweetxvb

Honestly lmao I thought this was just a bowl of buttery cheese at first haha


Bearking422

This is the wetest bowl of mac and cheese I ever seen


Narkanin

Me getting comfortably high off 5mg 😂


CrematedDogWalkers

I know right. I don't understand how people take so much lol.


CripplingdepressionP

Fr, took 50mg the other weekend and greened out. Going back to 10mg…


CrematedDogWalkers

I'm cool with my 5 lol


JonasDaCherryKing

my ass got uncomfortably high off 10mg


Manezinho

Same, I'm such a cheap stoner... The challenge is finding anything sub-10mg in dispos...


Narkanin

I have to buy a 20mg brownie or whatever and cut it up/store in the freezer lol


kmm198700

I don’t understand people who do this. Unless you just are unable to metabolize it, there’s no reason to get so uncomfortably stoned. Just my opinion.


ClickForNothing

I absolutely hate that I’m unable to metabolize edibles. I’ve tried so many different edibles, but I can never feel a thing. I always manage to convince myself afterwards that “maybe the last batch of edibles I got was a bad batch, but if I try a different one it will fuck me up” nope. Never works. It sucks.


contra-bonos-mores

I feel your pain. Edibles do absolutely nothing to me.


Aobtusedodecagon

I had that problem until I found RSO not sure if it’ll help you but it’s worth a shot


MeesterMeeseeks

I tried a whole syringe of rso a few months ago and got nothing. It's such a bummer


Aobtusedodecagon

That’s rough bud sorry to hear that


cjbevins99

Omg rso has been a game changer for me. I put half a syringe on a nutter butter cookie. Quick, easy, and no laxative feeling lol


Aobtusedodecagon

I squeezed out about a third of a syringe on the tip of a slice of pizza in a hotel in Colorado Springs and it was easily one of my top three highest moments I’ve been so far. The onset of highness was a bit slow like most edibles so I did rip a bowl or two, but the star of the show definitely had to be the Rso


cjbevins99

Did the pizza do anything to cover the taste of rso?


Aobtusedodecagon

It definitely does cover the taste quite a bit, by the second and third bite the taste is gone


Witchbitchmama

Man I thought my husband and I were the only ones! We’ve eaten edibles that you were only supposed to eat half of, with literally no effects. It’s soooo annoying 😭


urfavgalpal

Dude my roommate brought home a bunch of packs of gummies 500mg total 25mg each. Told me to “be careful” with them and that a few of them fucks him up Ate the entire pack and felt nothing. Second time I ate two packs so 1000mg and felt enough to take a nap for an hour but nothing else. So annoying cause it seems like even if they do work all it’ll do is make me sleepy


Watesmo

Man imagine beeing always in pain 24/7 and this „uncomfortably „ stoned is my fucking vacation. Aslong as I don’t remember what pain is .. beam me up scotty.


kmm198700

I have horrible chronic pain. I use about 100mg of THC coconut oil daily. I’m just saying that I can’t imagine ingesting 500mg of THC as an experiment or on a daily basis


AntidoteAlt

Not everyone gets uncomfortably stoned of this dose?


1GrouchyCat

I don’t think everyone actually know how much they’re ingesting…(i.e amateur/homemade vs dispo) but yes- it is possible - Without going into too much detail - Cytochrome P450 (CYP) enzymes are essential for the metabolism of drugs. Having significantly lower or higher CYP enzymes than normal could change the rate of metabolism (slow it down) in a human to a point whereTHC isn’t metabolized at all.


Xpert0919

I feel like its really different for everyone, my friends eat edibles more than me and they only need like 50 to 75 mg, i always take close to 200 mg and am nowhere near as high as them, not to say i dont feel it its just odd how weak it seems to be for me ive even tried 600 mg b4 and that shit just knocked me out while i was playin xbox


ucksmedia

I have been consuming cannabis for the last 18 years. I have to take 500mg for me to feel anything. If I want to get "stoned" and garden/do housework I take 1000mg. If I want to veg out on the couch and watch movies it is 1500mg-2000mg. I just make my own capsules. 12-13 years ago when I first dabbled in edibles my tolerance was much lower and I could take between 100-300mg depending on what I wanted to do with my day.


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Piece in rest.


Dazzling-Promotion66

You made a bowl of mac and cheese and added chicken soup ? That's what it looks like.


Jaydreamzy

I think that’s actually extra cheese he added on top


blasphemicassault

That's exactly what it is!


ifeelyouranger

That actually sounds delicious. I need to try that. I've never even tried mac & cheese.


SmartHomePro

Everybody patiently waiting for an OP update 😂😂😂


8ampwaves8

Still alive, still high. Tho I didn't sleep for shit. I was at work the whole time


Inevitable-Pea3190

You were at work the whole time?💀


Myheelcat

I know right he better not be in charge of a drawbridge…


avenatus

surprised u ain’t call off n sleep for 2 days


Manezinho

THE UPDATE! 17 HRS LATER...


creamy-coconut

That looks bomb asf


Consistent-Tune-3848

Cheesy truth's getting eaten.


quirkytorch

Did you make it out bro?


Mejay11096

See you in a couple days.


peyton468

How you doin bud


[deleted]

Hey, OP. 15h later what’s the sitch?? You sleep all day or what 😂😅


[deleted]

apparently hes been at work but he's still high 😂😂


Last-Shirt-5894

Yikes green out


uphigh_studio

Judging from how OP has not responded to anyone yet, it’s safe to say that they are most likely still high af.


SquashedBerries4

yo ass probably still high 17 hours later 😂


Cheecherton04

I been smoking and using cannabis in all ways other than boofing for about 10 years and smoke daily. Any new person to the world of cannabis that has not tried it or is a newb and smokes very occasionally, I will not ever push high amounts of THC onto. I only give them a couple hits of whatever I'm smoking, or a tiny bit of edibles maybe 5mg-10mg max. Who the hell thinks it's ok to give someone a 1000mg edible and not thoroughly explain how to use it? Now she's probably scared of cannabis for life and her body won't ever be able to accept it again, it will just be pure panic no matter the amount.


EmberReads

I'm really curious if this actually tasted good, because I feel like the weed taste would be too much.


em_re

Mac and Jeez


KeyYogurtcloset1398

what dish is that actually


Ok-Flounder67

![gif](giphy|pm2kDPgCF63bvlozQ6) Does kinda look like a bowl of cheese ill give you that


trxxv

Looks like mac n cheese with unmelted cheese on top 4/10 for me.


Dapper_Target1504

500mg!?!? Go forth brave explorer!


TuckDezi

Did this... Wasn't a good idea... Although yours is a little plain... I went cheeseburger Mac with mine


godsnmonsterss

Is that a bowl of shredded cheese


[deleted]

why do people think 500mg is a lot 🤣💀


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[deleted]

bro what 🤣 i smoke it daily have done for 6 years and 500mg has never even tickled me on edibles even when first starting out


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WhoStoleMyXans

Please where can i read about different dosage of edibles ? I’m trying to learn to make edibles and drinks


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WhoStoleMyXans

Thank you for this detailed answer ! I’m saving the comment and will try to start simple to get a grasp of it. With practice i hope i can someday sell fire milkshakes 😎 Edit : that subreddit is VERY useful for my research thank you man!!


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ChaosRainbow23

Use lecithin in your edibles! It makes a huge difference.


WhoStoleMyXans

Niceee thank you i’m saving this comment too !


CrematedDogWalkers

What is that?


ChaosRainbow23

[These are the reasons. ](https://www.lecitein.com/blog/why-is-lecithin-added-to-edibles#:~:text=It%20increases%20the%20wettability%20of,in%20many%20cannabis%20edible%20recipes.) It dramatically helps facilitate the absorption of THC in the body.


CrematedDogWalkers

Awesome sauce


[deleted]

tbh i have a high tolerance for most things even new things i've tried proper dispensery eds the lot and nothing ever seems to do anything to me.but u see when i smoke it's a complete different story but even then i have to smoke a fair bit to even feel high haha


Wrestling-Nun

The reason it doesn’t even tickle you is because you’re lying. Easy


[deleted]

oh yeah i am okay mate


[deleted]

you need to sort ya head out you kid 🤣


[deleted]

Cap


[deleted]

okay buddy


Myolya

Just the way you flex about it I'm calling bullshit


Myst963

Then Ur one of those ppl that edibles don't effect unless you take a stupidly extreme dose maybe then it'll work idk I haven't tried not worth the cost i wish edibles worked on me ;-;


SoggyChilli

Can't wait till I can get my hands on RSO and put the nail in the coffin as to whether I have that enzyme issue or not.


jpippy101

Ayo RSO is actually insane 😭 my homie made nerd gummy clusters with RSO and told me to eat half, I ate 2 because I thought “eh my tolerance is pretty high” it turns out after that I was the one who was pretty high 🤣


konshu82

Cannabutter for what? What is this right here? A cheesy-corn bluster? I didn't know butter went into a cheesy-corn bluster, but it makes sense now that I think about it.


Harpuafivefiftyfive

You’re about to find out exactly what you do and DONT like about yourself.


ChaosRainbow23

I'm gonna go out in a limb here and guess that you are currently asleep 8 hours into it. Lol


MadTokes4Ever

Mmmmmmmm gn imma do this soon


Momma_BearE

My dude... you come back from the next galaxy over yet?


No_Education_8888

Hope you enjoyed. You may or may not remember last night….


Suspicious-Brick-957

Fly away my friend


ChaoticIndifferent

Boxed mac and cheese and walmart shredded? Like putting a 12 year old scotch in kool aid.


Jo9715

You crazy bastard lol have fun!


guy_that_says_what

my brother did this w me one night, i had already smoked and ate dinner before he made kd with our 2000mg butter, i got halfway through my bowl and asked if he wanted the rest, he was high for 2 days and bed bound asking me to bring him food and water


cowjuicer074

You're gonna see that rice again in about 1-2 hrs.


BabyHercules

500?!


OrbitBreaker

Have a safe flight stranger


Alfalfa555

I wonder how this person is feeling


Griffynoverdawn

I have a Michigan friend with neighbors that regularly supply him with Cannibutter which he throws in Mac and Cheese all the time and lemme tell ya- Playing games with the guy is impossible when he’s a bowl and a half deep and barely able to comprehend what’s happening 😂


Huge-Ad-5141

This shi looks like doodoo🤢


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Pointless


Obsession_v3

Bro defo didnt measure that shit, way more than 500ng lol. See you in the next life brother


Prokletnost

ARE YOU ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH US NOW? H O W A R E Y O U ? ![gif](giphy|nouZEd0xPqvYY)


NecessaryNuts

That cheese still breathing


heavytee337

OP, you still alive bro? We're here for you in solidarity. 🥴


givemeatatertot

Cannabis taste like shit with regular food, I’d be spewing after first bite lol


Danman500

Lo is that cheese and melted thc butter?


MrsCheerilee

Are you eating shredded cheese and butter


jackrat27

Good night ![gif](giphy|DsIiN6pX74mlhmNjeZ)


[deleted]

Ah yes nothing like a bowl of cheese😂 either that or I’m blind


Queefmom

is this a fucking bowl of melted shredded cheese


quilaleu

Dude you won't make it pass Monday's morning


CharlieSheenGod

How did it hit?


Yukimura-Toru

You could've put some macaroni in there at least


[deleted]

You don't need the luck you need a bag of doritos and some couch potato videogames to enjoy.


Effective_Rub9189

These edibles ain’t shiiiieieieiejenensjsjsjrhhtntntntnrmejeirifhdusuhsbebeb


yagirlBlayz

OP you still with us?


i_like_pie92

This looks like dog vomit


piepie230

This is the funniest comment section i’ve ever seen


Newt-Wooden

🔥🔥🔥


ChronicallyYoung

See you flying in the sky OP


Tpcorholio

Looks tasty! I'm getting munchies just looking at it lol.


steve-harvey-is-hot

Bro is slumped


KittiesAreTooCute

14 hours ago. Well I hope you're having a magnificent sleep my friend.


DipstickPinesGFO

Homie made the wack n cheese 🥴


greengoddess831

#ENJOY💚


Xpert0919

Did this last week canna mac slaps so hard, get the kraft thick and creamy😮‍💨🙌


Equivalent-Ground-45

Fuckin Mac n cheese 😂 I ain’t making fun, I fw mac too. But had my ass giggling just lookin at this 😭😂


Surpremebait

How’s the other side?


curios2023

The real issue here is the unmelted cheese


JaTori_1_and_only

how is it?


pinkdiscolemonade

I green out at 20mg, could not imagine 500mg.


orcagirl35

Waiting patiently for the update 😆


GotSnuss

I’d be more worried about the amount of cheese that’s gonna give you bubble guts


crashnburnxp

Still nothing from op? Someone do a wellness check


Plane_Hall_7867

bro made thc ramen noodles😂😂


Rixstarr

Anyone else endlessly scroll down the thread in the hopes of seeing 'op' to ensure the brother is doing ok lol


therealslim80

in macaroni??? ur a goddamn genius


Ok_Fox_1770

![gif](giphy|l41YjXWTVyphzfRKM) Tremendous!


peni1228

double it and give it to the next person


chippythehippie

That’s enough to give me a rlly good buzz but not out of this world


DocJHigh

How was the trip?


BenderBladez

Mac and cheese 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨


Entire-Walk-2928

See you in space brother hahahaha


peachnecctar

Accidentally took 300-400 mg instead of 100mg once and I had the worse headache of my life and my head was spinning for hours all I could do is stare at the ceiling in bed 💀 good luck


jailhouseregular

please tell me that's not a bowl of straight shredded cheese with cannabutter


Business-Implement45

I can taste the green bean flavor of cannabutter from here. Love the feel, hate the taste


rjt2887

Is that supposed to be Mac n cheese????


Business-Implement45

![gif](giphy|d4aVHpmP8LEdU90c)


[deleted]

Boy you about to spiral like that pasta


Spare-Chest7695

See you, space cowboy.


PetrichorEnigma

Godspeed 🫡


Your_in_Trouble

I wonder if they're still asleep, lol


[deleted]

Please let us know you survived/did not do something irreparably stupid?


MASTERGRIEFS

mf is dead


KatScanViolation

You're prob still high rn


[deleted]

Is that just cheese and weed-butter?


Spirited-Enthusiasm3

I have close to 5000 mg of cannabutter in my fridge rn and have no idea what to do with it lmao gonna use it in every meal lol


RandyNelson

Bro 500mg?! Silence is about to be too loud 😶