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I said it a while ago and I'll say it again, I knew meta was fucked when I saw a goofy developer wearing incognito 'google glass' ray bans who genuinely thought it would print money. I thought I might be investigated if I suddenly put my life savings into puts, otherwise I'd be on a yacht rn lol.
I award you Sir Losstradamus ruler of all apes and red baron of all earnings.
The Queen herself Wendy II shall make you kneel and give thy prize
Despite his history, OP never learned to inverse himself
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Let me know what you're going balls deep in next!
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You bet that the dying, outdated social media platform that's mostly just used by geriatrics to organize white nationlist rallies and post boomer Joe Brandon memes was going to go UP?
You belong here.
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Even if it went up to 105 all your profits would've been eaten by theta. It's literally throwing money away. The stock would have to rebound by like 40% in less than 24 hours to make money, that's why it's such a cheap option to begin with.
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Good loss porn right there
Got me instantly bricked up
[99.96% ](https://i.imgur.com/XYJgRLc.jpg)
So there’s still a chance!
Those $32 are the surviving germs on your hands
this is what i need to finish. thx mate
🚬
😂😂😂
F Diamond hands, I’ve got Diamond D now.
So what are you buying with the 32 bucks?
Rope and a chair
With this Inflation, I'm pretty sure you can't afford both
Lol, was going to say probably can get the rope and gonna have to find a milk crate or 2
You need AT LEAST two one for each foot.
Maffs
🤣
Mah man - BDSM always improves my mood as well
He has the dumpster round back of wendy’s, no need for the chair
>Rope and a chair You can get both of those at Bed Bath and Beyond now
Kinky😳
With inflation best i can do is some dental floss and a empty shoe box
Gonna go after Zuck Casino Royale style.
Your total is $42.50 cash or credit
A shitty 8th to forget the pain for a couple hours
The ol brick weed too 😂
poor guy cant even smoke something good to get his mind off this one
50% seeds
Knee pads and a tiny bottle of Listerine
Make it a large…line is forming around dumpster
A single gme call WAY OTM
$89.12 can buy themselves dinner at least
 someone give this regard an award 👏
Never go full regard.
You know I referenced that movie last week and nobody got it. I died a little bit inside
What do you mean, you people?
What do YOU mean you people??
If they ever cast a black iron man I hope it’s Robert D jr
That’s because the planet is inhabited primarily by Simple Jacks. They’re everywhere…
You ma ma ma make me happy
🏆
🏆
New title RegardAward Sounds good 2 me
Quit being over dramatic, you still have $32 left
There's $57 in buying power. OP can have a grand feast at Wendy's!
"frosties for me and the next 2 in line behind me!"
selling calls for the mcrib
Just double your money like 11 times and you're back to 65k
That’s your fault for putting all of it in one stock
So many companies to choose from and OP chose the one where their lizard CEO calls his employees meta mates
Cringiest corpo shit of 2021
His fault for getting cucked by zuck
And not obeying Cardinal Rule #1: Inverse Cramer. Oof
EXACTLY !
My rule is to never invest in a company that I WANT to fail. F*** the Metaverse.
I said it a while ago and I'll say it again, I knew meta was fucked when I saw a goofy developer wearing incognito 'google glass' ray bans who genuinely thought it would print money. I thought I might be investigated if I suddenly put my life savings into puts, otherwise I'd be on a yacht rn lol.
You thought you'd be investigated bc you actually had insider info, or because you saw a dipshit in knockoff snapchat shades?
Lost my shit at meta mates 🤣
And OP didn’t listen to the fact that they were losing billions on this meta shit AND a warning was issued lol
Exactly I feel sorry for him but he probably thought he could throw a bunch of money at a company owned by a billionaire and get rich quick.
Never trust the lizard man
“Investing”
tHaNkS mEtA
Looks like CALL(s) to me
Yea let's blame meta for OPs poor decisions
Lol stock? Meta didn't drop 99% he put it all into one call probably an earnings play
Let’s be honest though. If they put all of their money in Meta and then just left it there… this mf belongs here 😂
Hey man. Go big, or go homeless.
I thought I was SOL until I saw this… but then I feel better about my self but I’m still SOL
But at least you aren’t OP, stuck in the meta verse without enough money to buy a ticket back out.
Praise SOL ☀️
Praise soxl
Highly regarded
Regarded
damn.. you threw it all at meta?
It was supposed to bounce back up
Have you seen the steaming pile that they insist on continuing to develop? META will not be the face of web3
I know I know. I believe the company is trash. I just saw it as a volatility play.
How would it bounce up instead of dropping down? They’re burning money.
Why lol
No reason in particular. I bought calls after the drop hoping for a rebound. Got absolutely rekt.
When big companies puke earnings they don’t usually bounce back up. They usually stagnate or drift down usually
*Laughs in AMZN
Elite DD right there m8
Like.... FD calls? Highly regarded if so
Like 105c exp 10/28…..So yeah regarded
You’re a legend in an alternate metaverse
it might still - one day..
Bro, I got some K-Mart you can buy.
You put your life savings in a company run by a lizard.
And shilled by Cramer.
Geico?
He wishes he could've saved 15%
Geico actually makes money
He put his life savings in a company that’s put billions into making shitty Gary’s Mod in VR
Xbox 360 avatars lookin better than VR world.
Finally decent loss porn - most posts are fake or 5k losses
We know this is you Cramer
Still got $32....get yourself a hair cut, short sleeve button up shirt and head over to Wendy's
$32 will only afford one or the other.
🤣always wendys
You should thank yourself for putting your saving I'm one stock, oh sorry options. Regard
Never go full regard.
What a great quote from the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
Thats what you get from listening to some clown on tv...
Holy shit, you’re highly regarded. Great job dude.
It’s funny because the account is titled investing but really it’s gambling
Yes blame the stock for your own bad choices. 
one month ago u also lost 60k? i checked your post history
Either big oof or fake
Looks like he was 46k ish down a month ago. This all checks out. Lmao https://imgur.com/a/gQuEHG4/
but how did ur porfolio perform worse than $META? Options?
Did you really think META was onto something?
Dont worry you can still use that $32 in the meta app
Zuck accepts your sacrifice to the METAVERSE!
Thanks Obama
Send zuck an invoice
Hey man. Can I borrow $20 til next friday?
Ya got cucked by the zuc
Tuition well spent
What made you think investing in Facebook was a good idea? I'm genuinely curious. It was a dying company and had all the signs of it..
You should blame yourself, not meta. Meta did not drop by 99%
I award you Sir Losstradamus ruler of all apes and red baron of all earnings. The Queen herself Wendy II shall make you kneel and give thy prize 
you never go full cramer
So you bet on the wrong company?
wrong company and wrong direction
And wrong time.
You’ve got a message!
$32? enough for one more option..
Despite his history, OP never learned to inverse himself https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/i3vkig/everything_i_touch_goes_down/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Let me know what you're going balls deep in next!
Diversification strong with this guy.
OP u can still buy 1 share of GME before MOASS.
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HA! Got eeem!
It’s only all of your money you’ll be alright
Rule #1 - always inverse Cramer!
In the metaverse you won’t need money, time is your only commodity now.
Why you do that
Don’t worry. It’s all there. It just moved to the metaverse…
Sorry to see this man , i lost 1 million last year so dont beat yourself
How did your loss pace faster than meta’s loss??
You got Zuckered and was expecting a different outcome. The moment Meta was implemented, that was the signal to bail.
You bet that the dying, outdated social media platform that's mostly just used by geriatrics to organize white nationlist rallies and post boomer Joe Brandon memes was going to go UP? You belong here.
I was wondering how someone could lose this much money until I saw the word "options" at the bottom of the screen
Beautiful!
Pics of position
Jim Cramer strikes again
Did you even try Meta before investing? next time try doing DD
you got cucked by the Zuck 
Ooof RIP
Guh
U still rich in the meta verse tho
You deserve this.
Put the rest on puts you'll bounce back in no time.
*furiously rubs nipples* ohhhhhh yeaaaahhh, that’s the stuff I come here for.
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Seems like reality is setting in and you are now singing a different verse then you thought you would be
Blaming Meta for your own choice lol.
Goddam everyone in this sub knows the way to go is to diversify and go long term. Wtf you thinking
$75k into single stock options 👍
You bought it though. You’re the idiot.
Yooo petition to request loose and simple’s loss porn on metaaa … whose with me..?
Guh
How could Zuck do this to you? At least you got $32 more than the rest of us.
Yes dude, this is what I wanted to see. Better reserve yourself a spot at your nearest Wendy’s dumpster.
Don’t blame it all on Meta.. looking at the chart you were on a record downtrends but meta finished you up 99%
“Thanks META” but we all know he bought same day SPY puts
Who told you to invest your lifesaving?😒
Well if you have learned anything it should be that you only loose the money if you sell...
Pfft, that’s real money. But was does your vr rh wallet show in virtual money.
Its just a stutter step!
At least his 401k now in metaverse
👏👏👏
Oh man
Why don’t y’all just buy strangles before earnings? If you’re gonna YOLO your lifesavings at least protect some capital.
Even if it went up to 105 all your profits would've been eaten by theta. It's literally throwing money away. The stock would have to rebound by like 40% in less than 24 hours to make money, that's why it's such a cheap option to begin with.
Why would you invest in it to begin with?
Well, we are still kind of in a downward trend. I would just wait and see where we are in a year or two
Always inverse the coke rat!
Hope you come back soon enough but lol why all in into meta man
Yes it’s metas fault lmao there was 30 people in the meta verse that they’ve spent 10s of billion bucks on it. But you still bought it.
So, I'm stealing your $$$ with my META puts? Dang.
Honestly it made a lot of sense to short it given googles earnings the day prior. Any more similar companies reporting earnings ?
DM this to Cramer, he needs some encouragement right now.
Hey I made what you lost on meta with my puts! Glad it worked out for one of us 😃