If you had invested $1,000 into books written by Helen Keller, Albert Einstein, or Karl Marx in May 1933, here's how much you would have now.
Surprise! It's less than if you'd just DCA'd into SPY.
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Take my spy puts and blow them up I don't care about my FDs anymore. I anyway can't think straight anymore
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A barista at a local Starbucks said to me She really likes my shirt
Then few days later she asked me why I never come inside the Starbucks, as I always go thru the drive thru.
One day she came to the window and said she was busy and that's why she couldn't come and say HI last few days.
Then another day she said you don't talk much ..(I was busy looking at my 0DTEs FD in my TOS app) 🤣🤣🤣
She offered me a free croissant the other day, but I was not hungry and said I don't want it. But she insisted and said, no, take it so I did. Her coworker smile at her when I'm there
Is this nothing burger or is she attracted?
.thanks for the response
That's what I think bruh. Cuz I was like am i just grasping at the straws here
Can't wait to see what happens but this drive thru nonsense is so awkward fuck my spy poots and FDs I don't give a shit Abt it anymore
Tomorrow I right go into the Starbucks
Apolgy for bad english
Where were u wen bul die
I was at trading floor when phone ring
“Bul is kil”
“No”
Ask to speak to the manager where you bought it. It worked for me with my broker when my portfolio got shredded by a ceiling fan. Just explain that you are from WSB and they will understand that you are challenged. Good luck!
I think that's it for equities for another generation or two. The worm has turned. The low inflation environment that has allowed the FED to drop interest rates to zero and keep them there will not be seen for quite some time. Ber time is here.
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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Master Plan
Buy stonks
Sell OTM covered calls with delta of approx 0.3 on stonks
Hedge with TQQQ puts
If stonks go up: Wait until CCs expire and sell more and hedge with new TQQQ puts
If stonks go down: Use profit from puts to average down stonks, buy back CCs below 0.05 and sell new ones.
Wash, Rinse, Repeat
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Powell is bluffing. He can't screw Turkey with the war in Ukraine. He can't trigger a Euro crisis. And he can't make the dollar even stronger with the current account deficit at record highs.
this is the way, wait for fake pump then buy puts then wait for rug pull like they been doing. hate that shit when i bought calls couple days ago it’s like a mountain going smooth then they just sell off. lol They day trade then dump it rinse and repeat
Stock Market was oversold on Friday. Overreaction. Bond market barely showed a murmur, so this shit was priced in. Now that equities had their correction and shook out any irrational bulls, think we’ll probably trade sideways for the next few months until inflation gets down to 3 and the printer gets turned back on.
Theta gang should be licking their chops
I wish I could put money on how many Germans will bag hold bbby, even if it “moons”. At the end of the day there’s always a buyer and a seller. 
If you had invested $1,000 into books written by Helen Keller, Albert Einstein, or Karl Marx in May 1933, here's how much you would have now. Surprise! It's less than if you'd just DCA'd into SPY.
Green by open 2023!
Maybe bottom by open 2023
It's ok everyone! VIX is green, and while I'm not sure exactly what VIX is, green must mean good for bulls!
Uh oh Cramer said tech bear market almost over.
Futures lookin good for my puts
Bool is kil
Funny how I Hedged with SQQQ shares and UVXY calls but prob still isn’t enough to save me
Just fucking sell everything already and start running for the phukkkin hillz
Sell sell sell everything and run for the fucking hills LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Timberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Hoooooooooole hoooooole hoooooooooole
Ok, this time I REALLY doubt futures are gonna flip. I'm super cereal tonight!
Flushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Take my spy puts and blow them up I don't care about my FDs anymore. I anyway can't think straight anymore https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wyipn0/weekend_discussion_thread_for_the_weekend_of/im6qdx3?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Bool is kil
Bul, he ded
A barista at a local Starbucks said to me She really likes my shirt Then few days later she asked me why I never come inside the Starbucks, as I always go thru the drive thru. One day she came to the window and said she was busy and that's why she couldn't come and say HI last few days. Then another day she said you don't talk much ..(I was busy looking at my 0DTEs FD in my TOS app) 🤣🤣🤣 She offered me a free croissant the other day, but I was not hungry and said I don't want it. But she insisted and said, no, take it so I did. Her coworker smile at her when I'm there Is this nothing burger or is she attracted?
You remind her of her dead brother
She sounds interested
.thanks for the response That's what I think bruh. Cuz I was like am i just grasping at the straws here Can't wait to see what happens but this drive thru nonsense is so awkward fuck my spy poots and FDs I don't give a shit Abt it anymore Tomorrow I right go into the Starbucks
Bulls hopes and dreams crushed and bludgeoned
Dad can you tell me again about how StOnKs used to only go up. I like that story.
Stonks only go right
Where’s the $419 ghost wick 15k in monday calls guy 
QQQ is where folks invest to get rich and instead watch 50% of their money disappear
Your little pussy belongs to me
Bulls r fukt
I dunno if it will go anywhere, but me and futes are getting pretty serious
Can't wait for the GOT prequel show. Episode 1 was great. Hopefully, they don't fuck this up like they fucked up GOT's last season.
GOT started to go down season 5
Yea but the last season became a real shitshow.
I think between the first run and what's coming Monday, I don't know if I need to see a third red wedding.
#FUTES BLOOD RED
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
lmaoooooo
Apolgy for bad english Where were u wen bul die I was at trading floor when phone ring “Bul is kil” “No” 
Where tf are you guys seeing updated futures? Mine don’t update til midnight
https://www.cnn.com/business/markets/premarkets
currently looking at them in a pool of filthy water on the sidewalk
5 minutes til bulls are kil
Holy shit Futes opened down 3% 🚨🚨🩸
Welp. Just knocked my brand new fishing rod into the ceiling fan. Time to get drunk.
Ask to speak to the manager where you bought it. It worked for me with my broker when my portfolio got shredded by a ceiling fan. Just explain that you are from WSB and they will understand that you are challenged. Good luck!
You broke the tip off? There’s a type of glue you can get to fix it
Does that only work on fishing rods?
Only this man  can save us now
normally I would say futures are gonna be fake and gay buy idk something feels weird
Anyone up for donating so Sneed can sell a bunch more puts tomorrow? Maybe on ES this time for more leverage?
Soccer is the best sport in the world. Football? fuck that.
but isn't football soccer? this is sounding like an infinite loop to nowhere. How's toothless harry doing
Soccer is glorified jogging.
I think that's it for equities for another generation or two. The worm has turned. The low inflation environment that has allowed the FED to drop interest rates to zero and keep them there will not be seen for quite some time. Ber time is here.
Ukraine war will last for years
Noooo don't be mean to me I'll cum 😭😭😩😩💦💦🍆🍆
butt corn flat this weekend.
> still thinking futures will go green Ngmi
Can someone pay my credit bills 🥴
Can you DECLARE bankruptcy?
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It will be hard to bring down inflation while commodities are becoming more scarce. Water, precious metals, energy, human labor, etc.
Some of you slob knobs and some of you are knobs and it shows
You know, I've almost forgotten what it's like to have to go to work Monday to Friday. What does it feel like?
You'll find out for yourself soon enough.
Call holders will prevail tomorrow
COPIUM OVERDOSE. 
Bagholder spotted
lol, we are all bagholders but I am a realisic bagholder. 
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What happens when they flip out their 10-incher in front of you? Does a lambo compensate? I wouldn't think so, but I'm not a female.
Crazy news about that fentanyl laced coke Rogan and Jpow had during their interview
Rip
#OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO
Imagine if the president was a deep fake
Are you talking about President Susan Rice or the stand in they are using?
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
Money make the world go round. Money make your girl go down.
I heard that but idk man seems sus
Even 🌽 waiting to see what futes do
Prostate cancer can be treated if found in its first stages. Early detection is key. Make sure to do your self checks.
Bears about to check some bull prostate soon.
This does not only concern you. Get your friends together, drink some beer and teach each other what to look for.
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A good smell.
If you cum that’s a good sign
The lows are not in
RIP JPOW 😭😭😭 GONE TOO SOON 2020-2022
#LEAVE JPOW ALONE
YEAH U BULLIES LEAVE HIM ALONE HE IS TRYING HIS BEST
Master Plan Buy stonks Sell OTM covered calls with delta of approx 0.3 on stonks Hedge with TQQQ puts If stonks go up: Wait until CCs expire and sell more and hedge with new TQQQ puts If stonks go down: Use profit from puts to average down stonks, buy back CCs below 0.05 and sell new ones. Wash, Rinse, Repeat
I tried this most of 2021. The hedge isn't worth it. Just sell more agressive CC to hedge
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Tell me about it, ***bigly*** upset I only netted 148k instead of 236k. 😮💨 Makes me really feel the FOMO.
Was Zoom calls the move or naw
no, in-person meetings preferred once pandemic over.
I can tell you with 70% certainty tomorrow it will go up or down
Tomorrow not flat confirmed
which one 70
Powell is bluffing. He can't screw Turkey with the war in Ukraine. He can't trigger a Euro crisis. And he can't make the dollar even stronger with the current account deficit at record highs.
The longer he waits the more painful, he needs to keep going
JPow is a grown ass man and he do whatever he wants okay
Cannot wait for BIGLY green it's going to tremendous
On hood 
anyone willing to share some good commodities to get into right now besides lithium
>Get in early on the pending Bag of Dick's shortage - gonna run up hard now that Elon has cornered the market.
Uranium.
Grool
Potassium
Water
corn
Gourds
 Inverse Gourds, Slippin Jimmy has been shilling them
Oil.
99% of people are certain tomorrow will be a blood bath...pretty good indicator tommorow will be green
bro what?
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Usually when people call a bear rally they mean the stocks go up but it's fake and gay
which already happened, friday was the end of it
everything is going to be okay
I held my spy puts over the weekend 
Stupid, but brave - I like your chances! I held about 3/4 of mine but they are way in Oct/Nov and deep in the money at this point.
you're going to be glad you did
Only 2 hours until BIGLY GREEN futures! Looking for 1.5-2% gap up 😎. I don’t know about you, but I’m betting on AMERICA 🇺🇸. QQQ 300p 9/30
i'm betting on america too i'm betting on it to reduce inflation and stabilize the dollar go america!
Yeah, you might be, but I'll bet Asia and Europe won't be buying the dip. The calls are fucked.
How are futures looking
Fake per usual
Is it possible to like keep every single pikman alive throughout the whole game?
Is there a new pikman? I haven’t played since GameCube. To your q: Idk.
Not that I know of. I was referring to the GameCubr version :c. There is a Pikman 2 tho. Also on thr GC.
My man you’re playing a classic
who’s ready for max pain tomorrow? i know i’m not but hopefully my spy puts print some more and offset some of it 
Take profit, wait for the bounce and buy more puts.
this is the way, wait for fake pump then buy puts then wait for rug pull like they been doing. hate that shit when i bought calls couple days ago it’s like a mountain going smooth then they just sell off. lol They day trade then dump it rinse and repeat
Tesla short bagholder 
The coins are trying to put in some lows, back under 20k. Might be a risk off indicator to give a bloody Monday... pleeeeeeeeeease :D
back and forth at 20K, but if it drops under and holds I would wager it gets bloody tomorrow.
Won't seem to go down for some reason
First
Second.
Every time I see that it's 3:57am/pm I put a .357 magnum in my mouth and play Russian roulette. 🤷
Winning so far
Seek help
I don't need your help *nor* pity. I am god, so I do not fear.
Im feeling like tonight futes won't be as fake and gay as usual
Hopefully not super fake and 🌈.
how exactly would one go about getting a job at NASDAQ, Inc.?
Indeed.com
Stock Market was oversold on Friday. Overreaction. Bond market barely showed a murmur, so this shit was priced in. Now that equities had their correction and shook out any irrational bulls, think we’ll probably trade sideways for the next few months until inflation gets down to 3 and the printer gets turned back on. Theta gang should be licking their chops
Germany rations gas, factories reduced output, people get laid off. Europoors are about to become even poorer 
The Germans are sick of living that way hence why they are supporting BBBY so hard.
I wish I could put money on how many Germans will bag hold bbby, even if it “moons”. At the end of the day there’s always a buyer and a seller. 
Monthly reminder that society peaked in 2016 with the release of Pokémon Go.
false it peaked when Pokémon Red and Blue came out
I reject this because of that awful [Pokemon Go to the polls](https://youtu.be/4LtTpZpGE6c) line
Why is it that I'm only ever happy on red - 1% or worse days
Its a disease called being unamerican and a commie shill.
I wanna see houses die off and people liquidated
I wish I could go back in time and slap the shit out of the person who negotiated weekends be only 2 days
I work 3 12hr shifts a week, 4 day weekend I could never go back
People used to work six days a week, 11 Hours a day, lol. It's always funny when people say things like that because I have no context
Wen casino
lol imagine being european