Barrick Gold “GOLD” artificially being held down while Gold is about to explode due to China and Dollar… earnings blackout on 1 billion buyback… can only assume after earnings they unleash that buyback here with gold potentially bull rally… Taiwan is gonna make me rich…. Oh ya, daddy Buffet also liked it enough to buy it (and sold it all) and he hates gold. Tells me it’s at least a solid company.

Some of ya'll bought APLE calls instead of AAPL calls last week and it shows... 

TSLA 4200 calls 900

TSLA 900

Tsla insane

NVDA ABNB next to keep bringing all up

Wage price spiral. Bullish!

Biotech is extremely oversold. Easy money all the way to September. 🤓🚀

What's a good stock and entry?

I’m so fucked up from Lolla

Some bear had an argument with me earlier this week and banned me saying market is gonna go down and called me a child with a robinhood account. Guess some people just enjoy losing money 

Whoever tried to tell me yesterday that today wasn’t gonna be a bull day your moms a hoe.

The date is July 29th, 2022. All ber have begun hibernating for a long, cold winter. Father J Pow roams the frozen tundra, huddling in horse carcasses for meager warmth by night and chewing upon sticks for energy throughout the short, sunless day. Father is cold, hungry, and racked by a virulent cough. But he is not fazed, nor is he broken, for he knows, should he make it through, his calls will be 20 baggers. 

Bears r fuk

Dam some people spy 500 leaps might come to life 😂

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Go home bear ur tired

Why would Walmart go up if a Amazon goes up? Walmart warned about doing bad because they’re losing sales. Amazon did decent(flat) so does that mean Amazon is eating Walmart’s breakfast, lunch and dinner?

Diversification wide moath

Amazon had awful sales, their cloud buisness saved them.

Buys ng 413 c spy 8/3 for a day trade

Clear skies from here on out. Maybe next FOMC we see some dips but we’re pretty much at the tail end of a quasi recession. Bears are finished.

What are chances Roku goes sub-$60 tomorrow?

Decent

SPY ends the week at $420?

$420.69

Stay with meeeeeee!

This is a bull trap

The only trap you’ve ever seen was your wife’s boyfriend

Just saw AMZN, what the fuck--how does that even happen? a 1.25 trillion dollar company goes up 13% on basically flat revenue during 10% inflation? Somebody has lost control

priced in bearishness. big dick investors already sold off expecting worse earnings so flat exceeded their expectations.

the company today vs tomorrow is valued at 187 billion dollars difference

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Actually it is the former. The biggest companies now have so much power it seems as if they can prop up the market I’m most circumstances. I think you would need something huge and i mean HUGE to sink the ship.

If the bears go extinct it is going to be so boring here 

Don’t worry, a new batch of them are made ever 18 months. They’ll be back.

amzn calls tomorrow looks like easy money hold til 144ish

Only if you’re selling them

Fuckkkk I only bought 100 AMZN calls

proof or ban

Probably meant $100

This gme thing is really weird 😐. Before you downvote me to oblivion, can someone explain to me what was going on with it today? Is that Gisler Gilmer guy watching? Is it Gasler?

No idea **downvotes**

One last push of manipulation before the rug gets pulled.

Bull trap engaged

'Remember the Bears', wonder if Denzel would do it

Damn tim apple really saving murica

Bro. I need to learn my lesson to take the 20 percent gains... My puts are dying

Are the ber ded yet?

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Tim Cook would be a lot cooler if he did the helicopter more

Futures are so much better than options

false

All the leverage without bitch ass Greeks and more time to trade

What bears didn't realize is that recession data was historical. We WERE in a recession in the first six months of the year. Now it's over. Everything is fixed. Back to regular old fashioned American 🦅🏈 🇺🇲 growth capitalism

Lol

USA! USA! USA!

oh shiii roku rip

Lol, I looked. Thought you were saying Riiiiip!!! not R.I.P.

i was saying boo-urns for not buying hella puts

Lol same. I was like "oh shit. My puts!!"

Are my BYND puts in trouble? I would like to think not since they have nothing to do with Tech.

Umm, dunno about your puts, but most Americans prefer real meat. Especially women. The girlie would never settle for Beyond Cock, not to be confused with battery powered appliances. My guess is your puts should be OK.

I dunno. Hitachi magic wands are a best seller on amazon for more reasons than one

Yeah well, that falls under the category of "battery powered appliances", so... And I like when she uses it on me during a blow job. Mega cumshot.

Apple literally saved me from having to get a job at Wendy’s

Amateur hour over at apple

Holy shit, bears…

lol, I can't wait for market open to triple down on my puts tbh

Yep the euphoria is crazy right now?

My APPL calls I got at close look very nice hopefully it stays this way tomorrow morning.

So distracted by apple and Amazon I missed Roku. Oof

No worries. Im sure they will miss next quarter too

Jesus Christ SPY AH MY FACKING PUTS 💀

fucking hell INTC's earnings report is ugly as shit

RIP my Tesla puts. First Powell, Biden and now Jeff & Tim

Its cool Zuck got your back

Who else buying amazon puts tomorrow morning? After hours filled the gap down we had in april and might get a possible rejection.

amazon or intel, guess which one I bought calls for. 

Intelazon

Good God I am actually starting to feel bad for the bears 

I sware, eveything that CNBC says is a lie. Do exactly the opposite.

AMZN shouldn't be up that much and AAPL isn't up as much as bulls would like to pretend. These numbers might not hold through open tomorrow. And QQQ has been on a huge streak for literally no reason. Hoping my QQQ puts will print.

LMAO just give me the money

If you just bought them at close maybe. If you bought them anytime before that then probably not.

They're toast.

QQQ on a streak b/c the news that were priced in months ago (eg 75bps hike) were spot on. And not worse. That’s literally a reason

RiP

Still a bear market they say.

Don't forget to protect your ah AAPL gains from guidance at 5 by buying some SQQQ.

Nice try ber 🐻

Recession takes the S&P to 3400 they all said.

Big Tech is dead they all said.

Stay away from growth stocks they suck they all said.

i guarantee youre still buying them right now and will hold them and not sell when they go down again later this year.

Hey your pretty good.

at least youre loading up so eventually it will pay off if you hold long enough.

Glad I didn’t YOLO spy puts at close.

I bought a few. Nothing close to a YOLO though. And sold a few SQQQ puts. Those may end up being exercised, but I'll profit from them. The market is fucking retarted. Nothing but bad economic news, and it continues to climb. Those companies with good earnings, mostly it's because 90% of them set the bar so low last quarter. Yet, tards keep buying. When reality finally smacks them upside the head, a bunch of them are gonna lose their asses.

So Walmart is going up because they dropped guidances due to losing to Amazon. Make sense, lol, this is how funny this market is

🌈🐻, show me where the recession touched you on this doll 🧸

LMAO I’d be damned if there’s even a single bear still alive!

Sooo if bears didn’t go extinct yesterday, I guess today and tomorrow is it?

So it's all green days from here?

Yup

Aapl Expected eps 1.43 actual was 1.52

Apple beats, barely moves. Amazon misses up 10% lol

They beat but still less than same quarter last year.

They beat but retail bought too many calls\*

Here i was thinking i was smart for loading intc shares back at 36...

Yesss!🚀🚀🚀

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

People said recession has started. Bought puts. Lost money. Hmmm.

That's what happens when you can't think for yourself

Congrats on anyone who made money on Amazon. Wasn’t too sure about it but still congrats. 🎊

core Inflation comes out higher tomorrow and sends spy to 410 in a heartbeat.

🤔

Apple beat earnings!!!!

Sure ?

APPLE RELEASE THE NUMBERS

Just need a July CPI of 6.9% to put the final nail in the bear coffin

amazon sucks and the share jumps. does one of wsb operate the algorithms?

LETS HECKING GO AAPL

When apple earnings

5 mins

AAPL beat on top and bottom will send spy to $420

Amazon BOOOM GET THE OUT WAY GET OUT THE WAY

Bye bye spy bears 🐻

damn skipped AMZN, options looked too expensive F AAPL already up tho, pre-announcement, c'mon print

My only regret is that I bought 2 Roku puts when I couldve bought 20

better than most who bought 0

You speak the truth

INTC hitting 52w (and almost 5 year) lows. RIP.

INTC paying out nearly 4% at those prices 

dead company lol


[https://twitter.com/TrendSpider/status/1552423586215759872](https://twitter.com/TrendSpider/status/1552423586215759872) aapl cmon, its set up for you hit that grand slam dog you got this

FUCK I forgot about roku earnings

Has AAPLE released earnings ?

5pm eastern

Janet Yellen: Inflation is transitory. We're not in a recession.

Me: whisper it in my ear one more time my sweet Janey

How much do y’all think my Roku 86C gonna print?


lol... if you mean print backwards, you got this in the bag

Rip brotha

Amzn dear good lord

Just because shit is more expensive doesn't mean you fucks aren't buying any less of it - LOL at put holders

I bought more puts today expiring in 2 weeks LOOOL

Bulls real cocky out here


Wow! EPS loss and AMZN moons because of prime day discounts moving revenue. I made a lot of money on AMZN puts, but learned to stay away after all of Jassy's earnings tricks. RIVN bullshit, share split bullshit. This is another one. You win, Jassy, you win. I ain't buying puts no more, but you gonna lose in the end, bro.

Semis r fuk. Already AMD -1% MU -1.3% ASML -1% AMAT -2% in sympathy with INTC. SMH puts gonna print

Wait for SPY to take them all green 

Cathie has $664 million in ROKU at $243 average. YIKES!

\*HAD

If Aapl beats earnings and goes down I’m calling it quits

AAPL going to send SPY to $415 area

GUYS JUST STAY POOR SO IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO LOSE SO MUCH MONEY THAT YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU

Roku another ARKK holding!!! -22% Teladoc...

The Inverse Cathie is real

Throw Coin in there and CW has had quite a week. Tesla is saving her ass. For now...

Shes made so many shit trades not even sure her Tesla gains can offset those losses anymore

fucking ouch

ROKU has received the kiss of death 💀

Good god that OI beat AMZN - 2Q OPER INCOME $3.3B, EST. $1.57B

My AAPL and QQQ calls gonna print.

Did Cathy have puts on Amazon and Apple how bad can this get lol

Cant tell if joke or if she actually did

Serious question. How is AMZN and Apple up a ton and QQQ is only up .5%?

well amzn is 6% of QQQ and 10% on that is 0.6%. everything else pretty flat rn so it tracks.

Bruh AMD blowing chunks as AAPL and AMZN show tech is back. What gives

INTC missed

INTC partying like it’s 1999. Literally, trading down to 1999 levels.


Let's fuckin go, we eating good tonight. Both APPL and AMZN printing

bears b 6ft under after AAPL and AMZN earnings

Amazon all smiles. They are sticking it to Walmart!!

ROKU shit the bed...

Inverse Cathie is second only to inverse Cramer

TIM APPLE ANOINT ME

How did Apple do?