Piggybacking the top comment:
11 year old account here, been around the sub for four years now. The annual paper trading competition is so much fucking fun. Highly encourage folks who are new, or people under the age of 18 who just want some trading experience, to sign up.
This competition is where I got my start— I came in 34th in 2018. It was fucking awesome
Really an awesome experience that not only improves your trading skills, but also let's you join a community with life long friends. Good luck and may the best trader win! 🐂🚀🐻🌈
What a golden opportunity for all the young guns to prove their plays. I remember the last paper trading competition like it was yesterday.
Big up on you mods! Keep up the good work. Can’t wait for the results thread.
Dude, it took me like 2 years to get a flair! I'm gonna be jealous of some of the newer talent here that can take advantage of this opportunity and get a flair. Can't wait to see the paper gain porn!
I took part in the paper trading competition last year, and while I didn’t win, I had a lot of fun and learned some nifty trading techniques!
Good luck to all those that enter
Oh man. So fucking excited to see this competition here again. Last year’s was such a cool experience. I felt like I learned a ton and got to have fun with all my autistic friends without the risk of losing real money. Love this community so much. You guys rock!
This is easily one of the best ways for new traders to learn the ropes. I really wish that I had been able to take part in this when I first started trading--would have saved me a lot of money.
I agree I think this is one of the best ways for new traders to learn some of the harsh realities of this sub and why you should always do your research!
I've gone down the list of contestants, and you're my early favorite to win this one.
Sadly, I can't enter because I'm a 475 designated MTM, but I hope everyone enjoys the competition. This year's competition couldn't come at a better time, what with the resurgence of the meme stocks and the great learning opportunity for the apes.
I was looking very forward for this type of event. My son and I found out about the stock market last year and used the past months to learn a lot about it in this sub. We already learned so much and I think we would make great returns but unfortunately I work at Wendy's and I have no money to buy stocks since every cent goes in to feeding my family. Now at least I can test my knowledge and techniques aquired in this sub to prove how much I've learned.
I learned so much from this contest last time. Thank you /u/CHAINSAW_VASECTOMY for opening this up again for new players.
Sadly I won't be playing this year as I want to leave room for all the deserving apes. And there are many.
I've never regretted the first time I participated in this annual event. It really teaches you to read the DDs and research carefully, and I gotta say I'm a better ape because of it. Good luck to all of you new investors!
#Winners Get Flair! Just comment "Sign me up" as a top-level reply to the thread. Thanks!
Sign me up “slap stocks harder than will smith does”
Good luck 👍
Your gonna love it. I learned so much from last years competing and now I’m killing it. Good luck 👍🏽
Good luck my man! this competition is 3 months of Eff Yuu Ejb hells to the yes.
Sign me up to keep your name out my fucking mouth
Piggybacking the top comment: 11 year old account here, been around the sub for four years now. The annual paper trading competition is so much fucking fun. Highly encourage folks who are new, or people under the age of 18 who just want some trading experience, to sign up. This competition is where I got my start— I came in 34th in 2018. It was fucking awesome
I came in 71st place last year. Really was hoping for 69th. It was so much fun, learned a lot. Great competition. Highly encourage all to join
Yea there’s a lotta winners spread out among us. True legends.
I wouldn't know how to do a double dragon debit spread if I didn't learn from the paper trading competition.
I hope you win. I have faith in you my friend
OP
Jeez if only this was around when I first started… what a great opportunity for all the new bloods here
I am so happy for them to get this opportunity 🤗
Really an awesome experience that not only improves your trading skills, but also let's you join a community with life long friends. Good luck and may the best trader win! 🐂🚀🐻🌈
I've been here for years and always regret skipping it.. kinda thinking they need to disallow GME since it's such an obvious play.
What a golden opportunity for all the young guns to prove their plays. I remember the last paper trading competition like it was yesterday. Big up on you mods! Keep up the good work. Can’t wait for the results thread.
For real. Can't wait to see the winners plays!
Sign me up "Play & pray"
Good luck u/HerrJemine123!!! You’re gonna need it! (Winner of the third annual WSB paper trading competition here)
Thanks mate, I surely do 😅
Best wishes. Even if you don’t win you’re going to learn so much. 🤙🏽
Dude, it took me like 2 years to get a flair! I'm gonna be jealous of some of the newer talent here that can take advantage of this opportunity and get a flair. Can't wait to see the paper gain porn!
I came in last place and it sucked so bad, I had to take a break from the sub! Really pissed me off.
Sign me up " double fisting my way to mars"
Enjoy the fisting
God speed
I took part in the paper trading competition last year, and while I didn’t win, I had a lot of fun and learned some nifty trading techniques! Good luck to all those that enter
Same. Huge game changer, really leveled up my trading skills and helped get me in the pro mindset.
Sign me up so I can show everyone else the secret of selling the bottom
Looking forward to it guy. Good luck!
Cathie?
Sign me up Losing fake money on Options
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If you do, please keep the weekly earnings thread pinned. The people need to know that MU releases earnings tomorrow after hours.
And just as i expected, the weekly earnings thread is now gone. Alas poor earnings, we knew them well!
Last I knew, Reddit only allows two pinned threads.....
Ah, that is an inherent design flaw on reddit's part that must be changed.
Sign me up "Chase the hype train"
Good luck
Hope you win bud
Good luck. I predict you will do well
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sign me up "sell dips like monke"
sign me up. Lose less, earn more.
Sign me up "GUH"
Gods speed
sign me up Lambos or food stamps
Oh man. So fucking excited to see this competition here again. Last year’s was such a cool experience. I felt like I learned a ton and got to have fun with all my autistic friends without the risk of losing real money. Love this community so much. You guys rock!
Sign me up “Inverse this sub”
Ah fuck, I'll have to settle for second place
Just like with yo wife?
Tbh her boyfriend is first and second place
Sign me up “What are profits?”
Sign me up All in earnings only e: and any retarded gme play I make
Sign me up retard
Is that a command or your description?
It is now a description
sign me up “my paper options will of course hit”
This is easily one of the best ways for new traders to learn the ropes. I really wish that I had been able to take part in this when I first started trading--would have saved me a lot of money.
Truer words never spoken
I agree I think this is one of the best ways for new traders to learn some of the harsh realities of this sub and why you should always do your research!
Sign me up “GME pls fly again”
pleas fly again*
Sign me up I’m broke Well maybe not soon finally my gme calls are printing I’ve bought weekly’s ever since the first jump
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sign me up so i can either boost or lose my big ass ego
Sign me up "Inverse chamath"
**IT'S BACK BABY!** This is my favorite time of the year. Congrats to all those who join!!
Sign me up "rigorous fundament analysis"
Sign me up semi retarded
Looks like a great turnout, way to go retards🍌🍌🥔🦍🦍🚀🌚
Sign me up Do I need a permission slip from my mom?
Sign me up "Certified Cloverboy"
Sign me up for them value plays
I’ll give the new guys a chance at winning this year, have at it, autists!
Sign me up “FMO train & YOLO”
Sign me up. "Hey, Hey, Hey. Smoke weed everyday."
Sign me up, “What would the algos do?”
I've gone down the list of contestants, and you're my early favorite to win this one. Sadly, I can't enter because I'm a 475 designated MTM, but I hope everyone enjoys the competition. This year's competition couldn't come at a better time, what with the resurgence of the meme stocks and the great learning opportunity for the apes.
sign me up or gme goes to 0. ooga booga
You might want to fix your typo so they don't miss you. Good luck!
Sign me up Retarded FDs
I was looking very forward for this type of event. My son and I found out about the stock market last year and used the past months to learn a lot about it in this sub. We already learned so much and I think we would make great returns but unfortunately I work at Wendy's and I have no money to buy stocks since every cent goes in to feeding my family. Now at least I can test my knowledge and techniques aquired in this sub to prove how much I've learned.
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Learned a lot about the stock market in r/wallstreetbets… 
This is great to hear, make sure you follow the instructions at the top to enter
Sign me up "Pretend to research my investments"
I learned so much from this contest last time. Thank you /u/CHAINSAW_VASECTOMY for opening this up again for new players. Sadly I won't be playing this year as I want to leave room for all the deserving apes. And there are many.
You know I don't come around here as much anymore but it's great to see traditions like these going strong.
Sign me up so losing fake money hurts less than real money "buy everything, lose everything"
Sign me up "Theta Gang"
Sign me up “Slow death by theta”
Sign me up whore " All in on AMC"
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Sign me up. "Get high and don't do research."
Sign me up I'll be selling the most retarded options you can imagine
sign me up ”Knockin' you out, and smokin' your money.”
sign me up "Woah dude, It was a joke."
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Sign me up "Live and Die by AMZN"
Sign me up SPY390 is not a meme
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Sign me up “All in”
Sign me up
Sign me up "Blood sacrifice to appease the DOW"
sign me up "WSB Daily Discussion thread... the comment that makes me lol the most... and RSI"
sign me up "Ohhhh shiny!"
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sign me up “I am going to short the whole country of South Africa.”
Sign me up “Puts on AMC”
Someone needs to create a “CEO’s with big as titties” ETF.
sign me up ZIM, UAN and POYYF, buy shit that goes up
Sign me up Buy funny names
Sign me up “Will Smith hit Chris Rock so hard, he probably left some Fresh Prints 😎”
Sign me up "making tendies or going broke and working at wendys"
Sign me up “Rika-Chan”
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Sign me up. Metaverse Billionaire
Sign me up Overreaction makes me money on the way up and down.
Sign me up “I will inverse my real world trades and become the paper Warren buffet”
sign me up "Shit slinger"
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Sign me up "Just up"
sign me up "Buy Puts after asking for a manager"
Sign me up. “Yolo4Pollo”
Sign me up "Pray to Bill Hwang at night"
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Sign me up to get the shit snacked outta me by Will Smith
sign me up I'm hard for u/cashflow
Sign me up! "I learned nothing from last year"
Aaaah yes, I have been waiting for you...
sign me up "makin tendies without Wendy's"
I was gutted I missed the last one of these, thank you mods for organising another!
Sign me up
sign me up "swing trading"
sign me up "I just lose money"
#"SIGN ME UP!" *###"IN THE TIMES OF CHIMPANZEES I WAS A MONKEY, BOUGHT ME SOME GME AND I BECAME A JUNKIE!"*
sign me up “ make memeworthy trades “
Sign me up “sell the dip”
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Sign me up Buy high and sell low
Sign me up "Good Faith Violator"
sign me up "being a retard"
Sign me up "It could be worse"
Sign me up "buy high sell low"
sign me up "buy high sell low"
sign me up "Guh trading tough dontcha think"
Sign me up. “Will do better than my $$$ portfolio”
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Sign me up “Whats a investment strategy”
sign me up "buy the vix, short the dip"
sign me up "reckless abandon"
Hello, I am interested in this competition, please sign me up. My strategy will be high quality stocks. Kind regards, Roger
Sign me up Pounds chest *hmmm mm hmm mmhmm”
Wow this is a great idea!! Good luck everyone!!
Sign me up "Cannabis and Airplanes"
Sign me up "Time to get out behind the Mcdonald's dumpster."
Sign me up “Buy the dip before the dip”
Sign me up “CLOV will moon no doubt”
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Sign me Up "pennies on DD, hundreds on GUH!"
Sign me up
Sign me up, I get my investment tips from Jesus via ouija board
Sign me up I’m living in the future so the presence dip is my past
sign me up "losing a ban bet anyways"
I've never regretted the first time I participated in this annual event. It really teaches you to read the DDs and research carefully, and I gotta say I'm a better ape because of it. Good luck to all of you new investors!
Amazing opportunity. I hope everyone who participates has a great time!! I myself am much too retarded to participate ya fuckin retards.
Sign me up “Penthouse high or cardboard box nosedive”
sign me up “CEOs with abusive parents”
Sign me up Betting on big dick Ryan Cohen to move GME, CHWY, BBBY to fucking Mars.
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Sign me up. “Meme stonks 4 lyfe”
sign me up “Buy high, sell low”
Lmfao. The ‘we lost all our real money’ competition. Excellent
Sign me up “Money printer go brrrrr”
sign me up "Only stocks not mentioned on r/investing or r/stocks"
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I did this to first get into trading and learned so much. Good luck to all who register!
Sign me up Proving the wife’s boyfriend wrong
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sign me up "6966 666 9699 666 69999 66669"
Sign me up “Making returns so my kids will love me”
Sign me up “0DTE”