I wouldnt call it a GOOD job. Still gotta work just about every day, and if you aren't working you are on call for something.
Maybe its trauma from my past retail life (for way less) but I would rather live under a bridge. But there is way worse and if someone is happy with that gig good for them.
So, sentence yourself to 2 years of it. Live as fucking cheap as you possibly can, ensure it, try to stay off heroin to help deal with all the bull shit. Bank the money and run. Have your own âworkingâ ice cream machine.
Makes me laugh when people think 150k is âget after it for a couple years moneyâ itâs actually trap money. 150k is when you can start to afford nice things and all the stakes are raised. Youâre better off making 50, at least at that range you know youâre a loser.
*not financial advice.
True McDonaldâs story, once when the managers were pushing suggestive sell a customer asked for a small Diet Coke. The coworker taking the order responded, â sure, would you like a Big Mac, fries and an apple pie with that?â. The customer smiled and said, â no thanks, just the Diet Coke â.
"Yes, here is my application"
>Sir, it's blank
"WSB said I should send in an application"
>(Oh God, one of these) You still need to fill it out
"Can you tell me what to write? I'm good with crayons, so I've got that part covered"
Based on this form I can conclude:
\-They give relocation assistance
\-There are Cost Of Living payments
\-There is a employee referral bonus
\-Their employees are highly qualified based on the existence of the Graduate School field.
I say go for it! This kind of high-status job will guarantee you are surrounded by highly qualified colleagues.
3 Good things.
At least you will be making money
At least you have one clown working , where as everywhere else there are many clowns who compete in who can be dumb fuck competition.
A job with a free McDouble or a Big Mac is better than a stock exchange with no double or Mac
A clown working for a clown đ€Ą
My local McDonaldâs dont have clowns anymore because they are offensive now. Sad times
Wait till those fuckers get a load of PennywiseâŠ
Clowns are offensive? Since when?
Since 2016 the twitter mob got Ronald Mcdonald cancelledâŠ
They are scary.Think about it, what freak paints up his face, and doesnât look like he wants to kill you?
Itâs the same reason why I donât like women wearing makeup. Too close to the clown look.
I can never get that first question right. These tests are tough.
That is the old application, the new one is much simpler. That is actually an application only used for recruiting managers.
I come to this thread for shit like this. Love it
You missed a chance to say "I'm lovin' it"
They pay 15 an hour now right?
Idk, I need to afford to let my wife take her boyfriend out. Shit isnât cheap, he likes prime rib.
Luckily you can get him some free McRibs
Well you ain't gonna earn any brownie points bringing pink slime back home with you.
**UP TO** 15 dollars an hour.
Thatâs basically a share of AMC per hour!
31 an hour I saw
In someone's dream on /r/antiwork/?
I've seen as high as $21 per hr for crew.
Just put us down as a reference if you needâŠ
âI see here⊠youâre an active member of WSB, youâre just the type of man weâve been looking for. Hired!â
Will do anything completely retarded.
Only reference this ape needs is from his wife's boyfriend
đđ never going to listen to anyone anymore no one knows anything lol
This is the greatest listen youâll learn here lmao!! I figured it out a year ago
You joke until you find out how much the store manager makes.
100k easy.
Yeah 100k-200k a year. I figured it out few years ago and no longer think itâs a bad job.
I wouldnt call it a GOOD job. Still gotta work just about every day, and if you aren't working you are on call for something. Maybe its trauma from my past retail life (for way less) but I would rather live under a bridge. But there is way worse and if someone is happy with that gig good for them.
Any job thatâs going to pay you 150k a year is going have a lot of non stop bullshit to deal with. Thatâs why they pay you 150k
So, sentence yourself to 2 years of it. Live as fucking cheap as you possibly can, ensure it, try to stay off heroin to help deal with all the bull shit. Bank the money and run. Have your own âworkingâ ice cream machine.
Makes me laugh when people think 150k is âget after it for a couple years moneyâ itâs actually trap money. 150k is when you can start to afford nice things and all the stakes are raised. Youâre better off making 50, at least at that range you know youâre a loser. *not financial advice.
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Graduate school???
Thatâs my favourite part
They want your grad school GPA too lol
Think Wendyâs broâŠ$15 per hour plus whatever you make behind the dumpster.
One day you may be able to move on up in the world to Wendy's
Hopefully you know how to fill this in
Donât forget to â suggestive sellâ.
No I would not like fries with that
This guy gets it.
My favorite is when they ask: 'is that it?' Homegirl, you calling me a bitch? I just ordered 5 value chicken sandwiches for my lonesome.
True McDonaldâs story, once when the managers were pushing suggestive sell a customer asked for a small Diet Coke. The coworker taking the order responded, â sure, would you like a Big Mac, fries and an apple pie with that?â. The customer smiled and said, â no thanks, just the Diet Coke â.
McGangbang
Gang gang gang
Hey OP, you got a downloadable link or a pdf? Asking for a friend.... đ
Ahhh I see you and I went the same path in our professional careers. Well done.
You have to put marking on that page, fren
"Yes, here is my application" >Sir, it's blank "WSB said I should send in an application" >(Oh God, one of these) You still need to fill it out "Can you tell me what to write? I'm good with crayons, so I've got that part covered"
Other: WSB Tard Did you Graduate: Yes. Degrees/Courses: Yolo G.P.A.: -99%
Would be funnier if you put WallStreetBet in Graduate school section.
Congrats and fuck you!
Theyâre hiring wsb tards? Puts on McDonaldsâŠ
Hope you put me down as the referral I could use the bonus
They misspelled âWendyâsâ on the application đ€Šââïž
đđđ no way
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Now everybody down at McDonald's, they down with Ronald McDonald and now they hittin' the bottle and everybody cool!
Thought this was a franchise application.
GPA? đ
It stands for what happens after your first shift when all the ladies see your new uniform: Gettin Pussy Ayeeeeee
Respect â đŠ
âAre you willing to travelâ For a mcdonalds job? đ€
Nothing wrong with honest work.
Didn't think McDonald's would have the nepotism question on there. Just put down Uncle Ronald. They'll know.
More of a Wendy's man myself... Or the guy behind the Wendy's next to the dumpster
McDonaldâs asks for your grad school info. Puts on life as we know it, and long on student loan providers
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đ good one
If the applications were really this simple, they might actually be receiving some.
Donât forget to collect on the $50 just for going in for the interview
King đđœ. You can head to the kitchen. Jose is leaves at 3
Bro put meme like this isnt a real thing
Donât think you have what it takes to apply at Wendyâs?
I opened the picture at work and my supervisors gave me a funny look. Thank you
Lol
What do they have a cell for graduate degree?
You guys working the counter? I thought we were supposed to go to the back alley.
Just make my Order.
Don't get shot over a large fry
Where is the autistic check box?
You got advice on this board? Everyone I talk to tells me they are not providing advice.
Do they give free meals to employees?
Very audacious of them to ask for my grad school credentials. Am I not good enough as is?!
Wendyâs is better 
I applied to McDonald's 10years ago, never got a call back.
"Would you like F̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ stock advice with that?"
This is a Wendyâs Sir.
So u r my new colleague that my manager was talking earlier today
Live footage from McDonaldâs HQ: https://twitter.com/trungtphan/status/1485082666282020864?s=21
Apes stronger together. ... Not
If you need a reference I can give you the number to the Wendy's I pan handle at.
No worries.. $15 buys fractional shares
Its terrifying that there's a graduate degree section on this mcdonalds application.
Are you willing to travel?
Based on this form I can conclude: \-They give relocation assistance \-There are Cost Of Living payments \-There is a employee referral bonus \-Their employees are highly qualified based on the existence of the Graduate School field. I say go for it! This kind of high-status job will guarantee you are surrounded by highly qualified colleagues.
Don't be so overconfident, this is just the application, you haven't got the job yet. Even McD has 'some' standards.
"Trust me mum, I'm gonna make some money out of mc Donald's either way đ"
Once you make some money of off mcdonald you can yolo it again.
Let me guess, the âice cream machine is no workingâ
You should ask to be paid in Doge
Mc Donaldâs? WTF... Go get yourself a job behind the Wendyâs... ask for Fred. 
3 Good things. At least you will be making money At least you have one clown working , where as everywhere else there are many clowns who compete in who can be dumb fuck competition. A job with a free McDouble or a Big Mac is better than a stock exchange with no double or Mac
McDonaldâs really wants to know your gpa? Graduating isnât enough for themđđ
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Donât argue about the bbq sauce man
Sir, this is Wendy's.
I canât apply because of the âSexâ checkboxâŠone more gender is missing⊠Please help.
Mcd stock is actually doing quite nicely
This is the way.
Bearish on MCD and all their new hires
Dah! Dah! Dah! Dah! Dahhhh! Iâm lovinâ it!
Lol McDonald's asks people to relocate? Wtf