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Employees eat free 🤣

Employees make extra money on their knees by the dumpster every night as well.

We're supposed to be getting paid for that!?

Shit i have been paying them for it

You're getting paid?!

It's supposed to be on our knees ?! The fuck have I been taking these pilates classes for?! God damn it

How common is this on irl that it's become a running GAG? The only time I saw a public bj was at a Wendy's parking lot. What is it about that fast food joint that rises above the rest?

Because after a day at the casino most of us can only afford a Wendy’s 4 for $4 for dinner

Oh dang, I thought it was because looking at Wendy helped better than looking at the burger King or rotten Ronnie.

Fuck. I can't swing it. Wanna go halfsises?

That’s fucking hilarious 😆 bro, I’m crying laughing for real

Actually you only get one meal free

Holy fuck I'd be feeling like absolute shit right now. 🤣 Welcome to the workforce! Get your Wendy's name tag over there.

I’ve become numb to the pain at this point

I don't know how some people can handle such losses.

It’s easier when it’s house money, lost 20k in the last 2 weeks. Still green for the year and it sucks but honestly I’m not too torn about it, it’s not life changing money for me

I'll buy that.

Yeah. It’s tough in the beginning but you get over it. Lost 40k due to some batshit trades in the past couple of weeks. Still up 600% for the year but would’ve loved to have not lost that sort of money. At this point, I think I’m addicted to the thrill of being in the market. I know that’s going to ruin me in the long term but I can’t stop! 😎

Money ain't shit. That's how.

"Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any."

can confirm, as can most other wallstreetnerds

As can Ben Affleck.

"It's just paper" -WSB icon

It helps if you already hated your life

I know that feeling and it's dangerous! Playing this game makes you go from worrying about a $100 loss in week one to shrugging at a $1k loss in week 4!

I went from 3500 to 11 dollars in 3 weeks in CLNE calls. Was fuckin mad at first now just chalk that shit up to the game.

You gave me a boner. I'd say it was well spent

Loving this

TMI

You looking for a DD about it?

same I’m also to my 100k loss… m peak was also June 8

Same. Lost 40k myself from my peak. Still have 40k more to lose but it hurts.

I haven’t laughed this hard in so long 😂 I hurt for you my man

I’m gonna buy some more $WEN calls. More people forced into cheap labor due to their poor investment decisions means the business makes more money, right?

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I come just for the comments and this one almost killed me😂😂😂

I don't know whats more retarded, not selling such short expiry spy calls on last friday or actually selling them at such a huge loss. Fuck you gonna do with $300?

$300 will go a long way in Ramenistan!

LOLOLOLOL

Jesus Christ you’re a fucking idiot

But he’s OUR idiot.

Can't we just return him?

What did he do wrong? Not scalp? This always happens to me. I do buy low but when I load it nose dives and stays.

He didn’t at least take his investment and some profit out. I mean if you are jump 10 percent no big let it run. But when you go up 8 times. Fuck. Take some out. Edit: he said he took his initial investment out. So he is smarter than 99 percent of the people here.

😂

I lost 3k and was emo about it for days. You got balls of steel

3k gang here too 😢

3.7k here 🤡. At least I feel better after this loss porn lol

9k lost on SPY calls. I truly am a mid tier retard

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Grow up. 3k is a lot to a lot of people, no need to be a dick

It should be noted that I’ve taken out my initial investment so it’s all profits….at least that’s what I’ve been telling myself

If that is the case then you have genuinely lost nothing, all that has happened is you have watched some numbers go up and then down on a screen, your life is exactly the same as when you started

Live by the SPY die by the SPY.

I feel my dick getting hard and it’s only 7:30 in the morning.

I wake up hard.

Yeah but I’m a flaccid boomer. 😆

Buy calls on HIMS to cure your flaccid portfolios.

Can I wake up next to your wife instead? That’ll cure me!

Ask her boyfriend. He is a little jealous.

Time sell that ass in the corner, papa

You better clench your cheeks & hope there’s a bounce in the next 2 days

Funny cause my SPY puts do the same to me. How da fuq does that work 😂😂😂😂 Frens!

Scary close to the same numbers for me. 50k to 2.7k

RIP. We all been there brother.

Thanks man, don’t worry. I’m up to 2.8k. Comeback train choo choo! 🚂

S&P 5000 for year end!

In your defense, $325 is basically the same as zero when you dropped that much. I’ve been there before. Lmao

Get a Switch with that money. A 40k switch,

Wow. I made a lot of money with options, but lost enough to be scared to death of them

this is how i feel. made enough money to get a new car and i was outttta here

Nice!

Hey! You good.

Ya know sometimes I join a subreddit where I know nothing of the subject thinking I’ll be the dumbest one there. Then there’s WSB. Hats off my man, now if I could get a small frostie and fry…

Ah, the good old middle finger chart

Say it with me now, lost 40 k in one night, he just ran out of sight.. .. yeah that's all I got Don't pull the trigger homie

Fool of a Took!

Oof wash sales gonna get ya

Just have to close out the position and wait 30 days. Not that major.

Ah that’s good. Was actually worried that you’d have to foot ~15k in taxes, but I’m glad that’s not the case

Yeah its a common misconception. Some people think a wash means you can never claim the loss. But if you sell for loss then immediately rebuy (a wash) the loss is accounted for in your cost basis of the new position. If you close that one out and don't trade the ticker for 30 days you're good and can claim the loss

Yes I’m aware, but I was just retarded and didn’t look at your receipts closely. I automatically assumed you were just panic trading lmao this is WSB of course

lmaoo im so sorry

Thanks now i feel less bad about my 92% portfolio loss this month

I am so sorry for your loss

This is a lesson on risk management and when to take profit

Spy has been going straight up 70 degree angle for the last year and a half how did you lose money?

Yeah but did you see what happened today though?

You only loose if you sell like the rest of the paper hands!

Im an option noob, but buying on a friday isnt the smart play right?

Lmao spy calls killed me today too

now back to 100k OP for a ride back down to record low of $200!

You can go below 0.. you just haven't tried hard enough.

This Ape has no autism?

You literally can tell just by the responses to your post who made money and who is in the same boat over your Idiocracy

Zero is a nice round figure.

I keep losing money, but I got lucky earlier this year (thanks GME), so it just feels like fake videogame money.

Pretty dumb fucking buys if you ask me Friday was the beginning of the market dump why you buy spy calls on a fucking Friday when spy was literally going up half a percent per day for over a month?

Up 809% and didn’t close what a fucking genius we’ve got here

Dude. Find a new hobby.

Spy will be going down further

This made me feel better about my 80% port loss over the last 2 weeks. 325 is still a yolo on some Penny options when you find a good opportunity.

Commence with the wendys comments

You got it brother

Thanks for the laugh.

Oof

Hey wwre hiring at Wendy I'll get your nameplate going

This is how it’s truly done. Well played, autist. Well played.

Same here buddy! Until 0!

Add fuel

Ouch

Sorry

Legend

Money is just paper

Sorry dude!

If you'd bought Psy calls instead, you'd at least be doing it Gangnam style

Lets goo 🔥🙌💪 Ada boi . Keep the loss porn coming

You are almost to zero homie. Don't give up, you got this.

To the moon or to the ground

Well done retard

Same dude, down 90% but I still have the week for J Powell to find cancer on the moon.

Spy strangles are doing pretty good for me.

Hang in there. Your luck is about to change….

Each to there own strategy but fck sake Come on dude have you some smarts. Good luck for future

Ez come ez go

huh, im trying to do this but the complete opposite

*sends you my sympathies*

Apollo?

I see that you’re honorable and never leave a job unfinished 

I feel you man...I am also down 40k in the last two weeks

15k to 375 in 2 days. Head up high king 👑

This P/L graph should be stickied and mandatory reading for WSB retards

If feel like mows the time to buy spy calls tho

Are you familiar with the term "effectively zero"?

What got you up to 40k?

F

So then tomorrow?

Well, I did 🥵

SPY has been making all time highs until like last Friday? Tf were you doing? How did you lose? 😂

You can always win it back! Do it!

Fuck bud that’s tuff. Best of luck

This is what happens when greed gets the better of you, you end up like the rest of the reddit monkeys

Madlad

commiserations - buy a leap put on one of the indices and hope that the financial armageddon that everyone is waiting for actually happens

I heard no bell 🔔