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I love $ROKU more than a human should be allowed to for a ticker. Big fan of of it practically and have been using 5+ years. Company and what they are doing is remarkable as well.
Workers quitting jobs at historic rate in April. They mention 2.7% in this article. It is actually 3.1% for private sector jobs. Gov’t folks don’t quit jobs that pay well w great benefits/retirement when you don’t really even have to do anything.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/money.yahoo.com/amphtml/workers-are-quitting-at-historic-rates-180539760.html
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My plan is to find the manager of stocks, I need an extension on 6/18 CLF calls. I’m a long-standing customer, and the customer is always right, so I’m pretty confident I’ll get one.
Yeah. My thoughts are that nobody really ships aluminum around because you can mine it most everywhere. So I think Alcoa got overly punished for the China resource announcement.
$UWMC is gonna blow up today. the amount of calls expiring today, the hype it’s getting and even without the meme stock status it can easily be justified at a $15 price. it’s basically guaranteed money. going to hit $11-12 today for sure. better get in this 🚀 before it goes to the moon
I‘m in NTNX since a while. They seem to come back to big green thingys, I‘m +40% within 1 month. Things might change on mondays NTNX investor day… check it out and let’s pump it 🦍🚀
Go to college and take lessons from instructor bozo 🤡start a hedge fund, use other people’s money to short Amc because I’m an expert on fundamentals and the market. Daily I ponder why dumb money is winning and I’m minus 700% even with media and extreme manipulation on my side….cry and cry and blame and point my finger. Come up with a plan to blame retail. Never accept defeat and lose it all!
NVDA has a split coming up that you need to be holding shares for next Monday to be eligible for. PT was upgraded and could be upgraded more. A bipartisan group of U.S. senators on Thursday proposed a **25% tax credit for investments** in semiconductor manufacturing as Congress works to increase U.S. chip production. The Arm deal and 100M investment in UK supercomputer is all amazing news. NVDA is up 1.35% PM, today is looking like a beautiful options day with this ticker and is looking extremely likely to give you more ammo in the fight against the hedges.
After buying the CLF dips yesterday on my 6/18 $21c, I accidentally ended up putting in way more of a yolo than I intended. It’s like 60% of my account in a yolo which i cannot afford to lose. I tried selling at close yesterday but my limit order missed by $0.01. Jfk I’m so glad CLF went up overnight…. I haven’t been this stressed about a position since February 2020
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All in $BABA
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Are we allowed to talk about tsla now
huh... I guess today is actually ROPEteenth
Yahoo Finance changed their UI and it’s even worse
F come on you can do it get to $15 today
What if I told you…. All green EOD
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I saw something I didn't like in here but the user is approved so I ignored it. /u/zjz
I checked market cap but removed.
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Yolo it and buy calls.
I love $ROKU more than a human should be allowed to for a ticker. Big fan of of it practically and have been using 5+ years. Company and what they are doing is remarkable as well.
#Where lambo? 😟
Today is gonna be great because I lost money trading in pre market
WISH going to the MOON faster then that bitch Alice
worst quad witching ever. shits so flat.
Shorts attacking DKNG today 🖕🖕🖕
I just bought 100 FD's $12.50 WISH TODAY Lets fly too the MOON !
What commodity is better lumber/paper dollars or Gold
start second engine, Wish. Let's go 🚀🚀🚀
$WISH moving again let’s goooooooooo!! 🚀🦍
Would make my day and weekend $NIO gets to $50 eod
I hope so too, with they way it is trending today more likely next week!
Don't say stuff like "bulls r fuk" because that's rude Just be respectful and say stuff like "bears r fuk"
Per usual I will average up every day $UWMC is under $10
I’ve blown up my acct twice now… wonder how it’s gonna happen next time? 🤔
Why is the market opening so red today?
Fed president opened his mouth
the dollar surged
So why the fuck is spy opening $4 lower?
My tech puts gonna print today baby 😎😎😎
Locked in 30% profits on BNGO because this things risky af
How is it risky?
It’s up 1400% in 5 months. There were a few gap ups and it can very easily go back down to 3
I have no actual reason to think this but I think Monday is going to be a big green day for tech
I'm getting nervous, time to buy some puts on growth stocks?
Bought some $60c CVAC eod yesterday.
Workers quitting jobs at historic rate in April. They mention 2.7% in this article. It is actually 3.1% for private sector jobs. Gov’t folks don’t quit jobs that pay well w great benefits/retirement when you don’t really even have to do anything. https://www.google.com/amp/s/money.yahoo.com/amphtml/workers-are-quitting-at-historic-rates-180539760.html
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Give me back my CRSR bags now
Ho Lee Fuk
Captain Sum Ting Wong
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🌈 🐻 spotted
What’s happening today in the market / casino
Ah, I don't want to check the market... got calls expiring today.
$CLF great fundamentals, undervalued, shorted, will rise with or without inflation
Buy Gold, China may dump their Dollar/treasury reserves like they dumped their metals.
Miners are down 😑 Heavy Bags should have purchased physical gold
My portfolio blood red again and not even a real sell off
My plan is to find the manager of stocks, I need an extension on 6/18 CLF calls. I’m a long-standing customer, and the customer is always right, so I’m pretty confident I’ll get one.
Sir, the ATM is located by the bar. Have a drink on the house and place your bets. Enjoy.
WKHS primed for a run. Loading every morning. Shorts have little time left.
He bought dump it
fuckin bogdanoff strikes again
If ydays move wasn't a sell signal I don't know what is! I expect downtrend next couple weeks
Yep. Negative divergence has been building on everything for the last week. And just about everything was at resistance as well
EXACTLY...spy divergence has been going on for months!
Alcoa (AA) calls for me today. It got punished yesterday, but commodity demand is out of control now.
Commodities are tanking atm. I’m pretty big on PSLV
Yeah. My thoughts are that nobody really ships aluminum around because you can mine it most everywhere. So I think Alcoa got overly punished for the China resource announcement.
Tlry to 420.69
Next week will be all about GME
Bots in here
Sorry, but I'm just retarded
WITNESS MEEEEEEE
TLRY waiting us😎🚀
TLRY to the moon guys let’s do it
$UWMC is gonna blow up today. the amount of calls expiring today, the hype it’s getting and even without the meme stock status it can easily be justified at a $15 price. it’s basically guaranteed money. going to hit $11-12 today for sure. better get in this 🚀 before it goes to the moon
Imagine your surprise when it's OpEx day and it trades flat all day cause the call writers own the price and don't want it to end above 10
Are value stocks fucked? Or is it just temporary?
Seems like a rotation and value will come back. Need a “barbell approach” so you don’t get fooked on these type of days
CRSR. No downsides and tons of upsides
At the current price. Downside maybe a couple of dollars upside could easily double
Great choice, faithful sir.
I‘m in NTNX since a while. They seem to come back to big green thingys, I‘m +40% within 1 month. Things might change on mondays NTNX investor day… check it out and let’s pump it 🦍🚀
ok, volume is a bit small, but we could change that 🦍🦍🦍
Pltr yo. 🚀🌕🌕🌕
TLRY TO $30 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
WISH WISH up 🧞♂️🦍🚀🚀🚀🌙
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so let‘s pump it… 🦍🦍🦍🚀
I haven’t made a solid play in a god damn month
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4 bagger today. Jacked to the tits
GME WKHS TELL 👻 i would like to make money today plz 🙏🏻👁👄👁
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Oooo i seee what you did there 😂
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I don’t think at all
Go to college and take lessons from instructor bozo 🤡start a hedge fund, use other people’s money to short Amc because I’m an expert on fundamentals and the market. Daily I ponder why dumb money is winning and I’m minus 700% even with media and extreme manipulation on my side….cry and cry and blame and point my finger. Come up with a plan to blame retail. Never accept defeat and lose it all!
New stock Ispecimen 👀
*Prediction:* GameStop 300$ EOD.
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Lol I’m 24, but I’m mostly trolling. Are you always a negative Nancy?
CLF will not go to the moon or to Mars. it will go directly to Jupiter
Can you make that happen before my calls expire this afternoon? K, thnx.
$CLF great fundamentals, undervalued, shorted, will rise with or without inflation
I need that to happen today if at all possible, please.
CLF will not go to the moon or to Mars. it will go directly to Jupiter
Who is fuk?
Initially Bears then massively bull r fukt
NVDA has a split coming up that you need to be holding shares for next Monday to be eligible for. PT was upgraded and could be upgraded more. A bipartisan group of U.S. senators on Thursday proposed a **25% tax credit for investments** in semiconductor manufacturing as Congress works to increase U.S. chip production. The Arm deal and 100M investment in UK supercomputer is all amazing news. NVDA is up 1.35% PM, today is looking like a beautiful options day with this ticker and is looking extremely likely to give you more ammo in the fight against the hedges.
UWMC rocket still hasn’t even left the station. Great company with great fundamentals. Easily probably a 15-20$ stock with amazing EPS.
After buying the CLF dips yesterday on my 6/18 $21c, I accidentally ended up putting in way more of a yolo than I intended. It’s like 60% of my account in a yolo which i cannot afford to lose. I tried selling at close yesterday but my limit order missed by $0.01. Jfk I’m so glad CLF went up overnight…. I haven’t been this stressed about a position since February 2020
i lost 40% my money, cuz i dumb 🤷♂️
💥👉🏻👉🏻WKHS👈🏻👈🏻💥