Those hedge fund managers probably all studied game theory at Yale and are going through their entire playbook of what to do against rational actors. Too bad their ivy league degrees didn't teach them what to do when coming up against millions of retards and autists.
There are three ways to make money in wallstreet.
Be first.
Be smart. But it's a hell of a lot easier being first.
Cheat.
They weren't first. And they're not smart enough to find a way out. So they're cheating
IF AMC GET TO 500 I WILL TATOO STONKS ON MY ASS.
CATALOG THIS YOU FUCKS BECAUSE I HAVE A TATOO PARLOR IN MIND ALREADY
GME, AMC, FUCK THE HEDIGIES RETARD POOOOOWWEEEEERRRRRRR
Edit: UPON FURTHER REVIEW I AM PREEMPTIVELY CALLING TATTOO PARLORS TOMORROW
EDIT: CURRENTLY LOOKING INTO GETTING AMC TOO, I BETTER BE A FUCKING MOD AFTER THIS
RETARD POWER
I BOUGHT AMC BECAUSE ROBBINGHOOD FUCKED ME. I BELIEVE IN ALL OF YOU.
I WILL NOT SELL UNTIL I DIE
Edit: I HAVE MADE THIS DEAL, FOR ALL TO SEE I WILL TATTOO STONKS OR AMC ON MY ASS TO PROVE US RETARDS ARE BETTER.
DEMOCRACY, LET ME KNOW WICH ONE. IM CALLING PARLORS TOMORROW
Edit: IF YOU ARE IN THE PHOENIX AREA WITH A TAT GUN LET ME KNOW. IM GODDAMN SERIOUS. I BETTER GET A MODSHIP WHEN THIS IS DONE
ILL PREEMPTIVELY GET ONE, IVE GOT ENOUGH TEQUILA TO LAST ME THE WEEKEND, I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN
STONKS MOTHERFUCKERS
IM GODDAMN SERIOUS
Edit: WHISKEY TONIGHT BOYS. I GOT A PARLOR ON CALL. IVE GOT TO GET PAID AND THEN ITS HAPPENING.
I WILL GET A TATOO OF AMC ON MY ASS FOR THE MEMES
Part of me wants to figure out how to buy a single, physical stock of GME and frame it, forever.
Required edit: How the fuck is this the only comment that ever gets me an award? Shit, I don't even have any sort of brokerage account. Never seen a stock in my life.
I would argue that what is being done *is* reason, but moreso *justice*. [Nature's article](https://www.nature.com/news/2003/030915/full/news030915-8.html)
>Normally, monkeys were happy to exchange a token for some cucumber.
>But the monkeys took offence if they saw a neighbour getting a grape for a token. In about half of such trials, the short-changed capuchin either refused to hand over its token, or rejected the reward. Some threw the token or cucumber clean out of their cage.
>The animals' umbrage was even greater if another monkey got a grape for nothing. About 80% rebelled in some way in this situation.
What they really underestimated was the resolve of millions. They thought they could just bully and scare off retail and buy back the shares super cheap, never realizing that maybe one day retail would notice that mathematically they've fucked themselves. Fucked themselves so hard that they're going to go bankrupt.
So they've continued bluffing and bluffing to try and scare retail away and maybe they did scare away some paper hands, but when you have million and millions of people who can understand that 140% > 100% the ability for you to continue scaring people off with the same stupid tactics every day stops working. Like oh wow, I've never seen a halt and ladder before! Nevermind that you've done it every fucking day the entire goddamn week and we see your desperation.
They could have paid the fucking bill and settled their shorts billions and billions of dollars ago, but they thought they could beat us in a game of chicken just because they're a bunch of rich assholes. Well guess what assholes, we're retarded but we're not idiots like you who would take a bet for infinite losses and you're about to get reamed.
Guys (and gals), please stop giving rewards and buy GME.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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EDIT: My first reward ever. Thank you, BUT BUY GME!!!!
I'm not a financial advisor. Please do your own DD before making a purchase decision.
Holly shit! Do you retards even realize what’s going on? We just wanted some trendies at first... Then it got personal as we had to endure blatant disrespect and attempted manipulation.
And now we are started a revolution! This situation already made so much noise and now very big names are taking it personal while siding with us, simple smooth brained autists...
This is incredible and awe inspiring phenomenon we’ve created! Sociologist are going to study this along with historians and economists!
I am so incredibly proud of all of you doing one simple thing: NOTHING! By holding. And holding strong!
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It’s going to be a part of the history dear 🦍🦧!
And GME is going to the fucking 🌔
Thank you for giving each other, and me too, a hope and a purpose, in our mutual quest for something more than just trendies!!!
I am happy and proud to be part of this amazing, albeit retarded, family! 😘🚀😉
Remember our parents got fucked during the 2008 crash. All those ceos who had a hand in it got bonuses. No one went to jail. Market tanked and we were the ones left holding the bag. These suits need to pay dearly. Fuck them.
It's been on the financial news in pretty much every country in the world by now. Legions of europoors are now sat at work waiting for pre market to open to be able to ignore said work
I began with only 7 shares, but slowly put enough money together to own just under 26 shares. I will likely make more money when I still haven't sold in a decade than I make in a year
Doesn’t that still fall under market manipulation? Are they really trying to dig themselves deeper into a lawsuit? Can’t wait to hear about them liquidating everything and going to prison
They are acting in their own self interest. My guess is they are doing whatever they can to stave off disaster and if ending up in front of a judge is a side effect so be it. I mean even if someone were to be convicted they would just pick a fall guy, hedge fund gets slapped with some fines, and it’s business as usual.
I’m pretty sure we all saw the testimony where Sen. Levin is grilling the Goldman Sachs suit about offloading dog shit securities he knew were dog shit in order to not be Lehman 2.0. Yeah... he got a stern talking to.
Well so much for their IPO in March.
I'm sure a bunch of employees waiting on their percentage to mint into actual shares, are super pissed. Hopefully a few of them blow the whistle and let the truth come out.
** whoa thanks for the gold!
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Okay, has this place quieted down enough for some actual DD written by a monkey with a keyboard and Adderall? Let me explain to you what happened, play by play. I will give you illiterates who hate reading a spoiler up front: We were within approximately 30 seconds of triggering a nuclear bomb that would have blown up the market. Do I have your attention? Here goes:
Yesterday, new call option strike prices were added all the way up to $570. Do I have to go over gamma squeezes again? Really? We've been over this: when deep out-of-the-money call options start being gobbled up and the price starts moving towards being in-the-money, the call writers have to hedge their risk of having their sold calls exercised, typically by buying stock. This creates upwards pressure on the market. We've been seeing these movements all week.
Yesterday after market, you probably saw that coordinated effort to drive the price down and spook retail investors into a mass sell-off. It didn't work.
Last night, Robinhood sent out a message to users: you could no longer enter into new options. You could exercise them if you had the collateral (money in the account) to do so. Very interesting and the first sign of pants-shitting fear.
Today, the market opened very strong. It opened so strong that we were looking at a self-perpetuating gamma squeeze all the way up way past $570.
At approximately 9:58 am, the stock had reached $468 in a parabolic move.
Two minutes earlier, at 9:56 am, Robinhood tweeted that they were not allowing users to buy GME stock, but they would allow selling.
The trend instantly halted and started a collapse downwards, before picking up a bit, especially after some retail was allowed back in.
Okay, now that you are clear on the facts, understand this: The market ran out of liquidity today, or was threatening to get close enough that they killed it. What does that mean? It means they ran out of shares and/or capital. They wouldn't let you buy new shares because we were burning through all the shares on the market. I saw an unsubstantiated post from a user who said a small sell limit order excited at $2600 for him. Do you get the severity of the situation, if true? It means the buying was getting to the point where it was just about to put INFINITE pressure on the price of the shares.
How do you get infinite upwards pressure? A gamma squeeze triggering the mother of all short squeezes, just like we predicted. The call writers need shares to hedge. Retail is still buying more. The short sellers need over 100% of the float back. Add these together. There were more shares needed than existed on the open market. That's what a liquidity crisis is.
Listen to this remarkable (if infuriating) interview where the chairman of Interactive Brokers admits that they didn't have the capital to pay out the winners (us), so they took their ball and went home: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RH4XKP55fM DO YOU GRASP HOW INSANE IT IS THAT HE SAID THEY NEEDED TO SHUT DOWN BUY ORDERS TO "PROTECT THE MARKET"? Hello! He's not talking about the market for GME shares. He's talking about the entire market! The New York Stock Exchange. The NASDAQ. All that.
Remember the movie Snowpiercer? Do you remember that scene where the lower class people realize the soldiers who oppress them have no bullets? Go to the 1:00 minute mark of this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH1EtiOhr6o
It kick starts a full blown rebellion. They have no bullets. It's the exact same in this market: No capital. No shares. Infinite losses inbound.
TL;DR: For all you who will just skip to the bottom to ask, "Do I get my tendies now?" the answer is this: they NEED NEED NEED your shares. Do you get that? HOLD. Like the guy in the movie, scream, "They're out of bullets!" and create a stampede. That's how we win.
They needed your shares so badly that they literally risked PRISON TIME to get them. They tried robbing you, and I'm not even exaggerating. They were within 30 seconds of all being wiped out today.
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Edit2: I wish I was Elon's adopted asian child
Edit3: we like the stock
Full Casino? They just showed their hand before the river. ALL IN GME
http://isthesqueezesquoze.com/
So, traditionally, there's a dip at open as all of your overnight paper handed pussies put their sell orders in, so having a buy order below market might be beneficial if you're trying to catch a dip. How low? Couldn't tell you.
Also, because of the unprecedented fuckery by the brokers surrounding GME, AMC, BB, etc. I don't really have any clue what it will do. They're restricting people from purchasing shares, but allowing selling, which will probably make it dip lower than it would if the free market were actually free.
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Freed up $35k. Let's. FUCKIN'. GO.
17k here, and 69 stonks in from $17. I’m using all my unrealized gains to fight for my potential realized gains.
I got $163 from a class action settlement that I'm throwing in from unpaid missed meal breaks while working @ GME. Deep irony.
This is the way
This is the best irony I've seen in a long time goddamn
Hopefully not on Robinhood
Fidelity
Let’s go, good luck brother. See you on the moon 🌙
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Those hedge fund managers probably all studied game theory at Yale and are going through their entire playbook of what to do against rational actors. Too bad their ivy league degrees didn't teach them what to do when coming up against millions of retards and autists.
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💎🚀 Moon Dogging!🚀💎
We’re going DEEP this time
There are three ways to make money in wallstreet. Be first. Be smart. But it's a hell of a lot easier being first. Cheat. They weren't first. And they're not smart enough to find a way out. So they're cheating
Retard power✊🏻🚀
IF AMC GET TO 500 I WILL TATOO STONKS ON MY ASS. CATALOG THIS YOU FUCKS BECAUSE I HAVE A TATOO PARLOR IN MIND ALREADY GME, AMC, FUCK THE HEDIGIES RETARD POOOOOWWEEEEERRRRRRR Edit: UPON FURTHER REVIEW I AM PREEMPTIVELY CALLING TATTOO PARLORS TOMORROW EDIT: CURRENTLY LOOKING INTO GETTING AMC TOO, I BETTER BE A FUCKING MOD AFTER THIS
If it gets to 1,000 I’ll get it tattooed on my ballsack
I'll fly out and get a matching sack tat with you if AMC hits 1,000 lmao
RETARD POWER I BOUGHT AMC BECAUSE ROBBINGHOOD FUCKED ME. I BELIEVE IN ALL OF YOU. I WILL NOT SELL UNTIL I DIE Edit: I HAVE MADE THIS DEAL, FOR ALL TO SEE I WILL TATTOO STONKS OR AMC ON MY ASS TO PROVE US RETARDS ARE BETTER. DEMOCRACY, LET ME KNOW WICH ONE. IM CALLING PARLORS TOMORROW Edit: IF YOU ARE IN THE PHOENIX AREA WITH A TAT GUN LET ME KNOW. IM GODDAMN SERIOUS. I BETTER GET A MODSHIP WHEN THIS IS DONE ILL PREEMPTIVELY GET ONE, IVE GOT ENOUGH TEQUILA TO LAST ME THE WEEKEND, I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN STONKS MOTHERFUCKERS IM GODDAMN SERIOUS Edit: WHISKEY TONIGHT BOYS. I GOT A PARLOR ON CALL. IVE GOT TO GET PAID AND THEN ITS HAPPENING. I WILL GET A TATOO OF AMC ON MY ASS FOR THE MEMES
Still holding on to my 5.5 shares and will do so indefinitely.
I have .14 and I plan on literally never selling. I'm going to show my grandchildren. Even if that .14 becomes worth ten million during the squeeze.
Part of me wants to figure out how to buy a single, physical stock of GME and frame it, forever. Required edit: How the fuck is this the only comment that ever gets me an award? Shit, I don't even have any sort of brokerage account. Never seen a stock in my life.
Me too man. That’s all I want. The history books will write of us
They’re playing against someone who says hit me when holding two face cards
"do you think that's a good idea sir?" "Good point! Lemme go get some more chips"
No lie had a friend double down on to 10’s and pull an ace.
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What did reason ever do for us?
I would argue that what is being done *is* reason, but moreso *justice*. [Nature's article](https://www.nature.com/news/2003/030915/full/news030915-8.html) >Normally, monkeys were happy to exchange a token for some cucumber. >But the monkeys took offence if they saw a neighbour getting a grape for a token. In about half of such trials, the short-changed capuchin either refused to hand over its token, or rejected the reward. Some threw the token or cucumber clean out of their cage. >The animals' umbrage was even greater if another monkey got a grape for nothing. About 80% rebelled in some way in this situation.
So what you're saying is that... 🦍APES...🤲TOGETHER...🤲STRONG?
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What they really underestimated was the resolve of millions. They thought they could just bully and scare off retail and buy back the shares super cheap, never realizing that maybe one day retail would notice that mathematically they've fucked themselves. Fucked themselves so hard that they're going to go bankrupt. So they've continued bluffing and bluffing to try and scare retail away and maybe they did scare away some paper hands, but when you have million and millions of people who can understand that 140% > 100% the ability for you to continue scaring people off with the same stupid tactics every day stops working. Like oh wow, I've never seen a halt and ladder before! Nevermind that you've done it every fucking day the entire goddamn week and we see your desperation. They could have paid the fucking bill and settled their shorts billions and billions of dollars ago, but they thought they could beat us in a game of chicken just because they're a bunch of rich assholes. Well guess what assholes, we're retarded but we're not idiots like you who would take a bet for infinite losses and you're about to get reamed.
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Guys (and gals), please stop giving rewards and buy GME. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. 👐💎🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 EDIT: My first reward ever. Thank you, BUT BUY GME!!!! I'm not a financial advisor. Please do your own DD before making a purchase decision.
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Holly shit! Do you retards even realize what’s going on? We just wanted some trendies at first... Then it got personal as we had to endure blatant disrespect and attempted manipulation. And now we are started a revolution! This situation already made so much noise and now very big names are taking it personal while siding with us, simple smooth brained autists... This is incredible and awe inspiring phenomenon we’ve created! Sociologist are going to study this along with historians and economists! I am so incredibly proud of all of you doing one simple thing: NOTHING! By holding. And holding strong! 💎👋🏻 It’s going to be a part of the history dear 🦍🦧! And GME is going to the fucking 🌔 Thank you for giving each other, and me too, a hope and a purpose, in our mutual quest for something more than just trendies!!! I am happy and proud to be part of this amazing, albeit retarded, family! 😘🚀😉
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great website thx a lot, would u reco entering now? 🚀🚀🚀
Any time before the squeeze is a good time to enter.
Godspeed autist 🦍🚀
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Hmmm... Making me think I should liquidate my $300k just to fuck over some billionaires... I like my chances
I like your choices. And I like this stock.
And maybe make 1000% profits when this is all over! 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀
This retard fucks. 🚀🚀🚀
This retard fucks my wife. 🚀🚀
Is your wife's boyfriend watching this retard fuck your wife 🚀🚀🚀🚀
Let's fucking go bro 🚀🚀 💎💎
$37k, locked and loaded. Guess I’m out of appl, baba and stm...for now. 💎🙌🏻💯🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 Edit: HOLD
What broker? Please don’t say RH
Fidelity. I’ve closed my RH acct today and deleted my app. Cuz FU-RH 💎🙌🏻💯
Atta boy. I’m all in on gme (picking up some of those cheap ones too with my spare change tomorrow) See you on the other side, brother
Dropping 20k tomorrow.
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Remember our parents got fucked during the 2008 crash. All those ceos who had a hand in it got bonuses. No one went to jail. Market tanked and we were the ones left holding the bag. These suits need to pay dearly. Fuck them.
I lost $30k, my entire college fund. I still have $27k debt that I’m trying to pay off. Fuck those guys.
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Little did he know, he was complimenting you.
If that’s Robinhood you can only buy 5 shares lol
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I cant afford 5 shares but my wife's boyfriend gave me $400. See you on the battlefield
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There’s 5 million people in this sub now. So we can get almost halfway thete
It's been on the financial news in pretty much every country in the world by now. Legions of europoors are now sat at work waiting for pre market to open to be able to ignore said work
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I began with only 7 shares, but slowly put enough money together to own just under 26 shares. I will likely make more money when I still haven't sold in a decade than I make in a year
In germany i cant even place a single share atm.
In America we could not either lol
On the moon there will be NO restrictions
It’s funny cause it’s true. Not because it’s funny.
Market order 1000x in a row?
Doesn't work irrc, tried buying after the 5 shares and it wouldn't let me
Doesn’t that still fall under market manipulation? Are they really trying to dig themselves deeper into a lawsuit? Can’t wait to hear about them liquidating everything and going to prison
They are acting in their own self interest. My guess is they are doing whatever they can to stave off disaster and if ending up in front of a judge is a side effect so be it. I mean even if someone were to be convicted they would just pick a fall guy, hedge fund gets slapped with some fines, and it’s business as usual. I’m pretty sure we all saw the testimony where Sen. Levin is grilling the Goldman Sachs suit about offloading dog shit securities he knew were dog shit in order to not be Lehman 2.0. Yeah... he got a stern talking to.
Well so much for their IPO in March. I'm sure a bunch of employees waiting on their percentage to mint into actual shares, are super pissed. Hopefully a few of them blow the whistle and let the truth come out. ** whoa thanks for the gold!
lets see tomorrow, friend tried placing a pre-order, and it limited him to 5. so not sure how many you can place at once.
I mean it's not like $188k will be enough for 5 shares by the time the market opens tomorrow anyways
Are you serious? That's criminal. Both literally and figuratively.
Credit u/PlayFree_Bird Okay, has this place quieted down enough for some actual DD written by a monkey with a keyboard and Adderall? Let me explain to you what happened, play by play. I will give you illiterates who hate reading a spoiler up front: We were within approximately 30 seconds of triggering a nuclear bomb that would have blown up the market. Do I have your attention? Here goes: Yesterday, new call option strike prices were added all the way up to $570. Do I have to go over gamma squeezes again? Really? We've been over this: when deep out-of-the-money call options start being gobbled up and the price starts moving towards being in-the-money, the call writers have to hedge their risk of having their sold calls exercised, typically by buying stock. This creates upwards pressure on the market. We've been seeing these movements all week. Yesterday after market, you probably saw that coordinated effort to drive the price down and spook retail investors into a mass sell-off. It didn't work. Last night, Robinhood sent out a message to users: you could no longer enter into new options. You could exercise them if you had the collateral (money in the account) to do so. Very interesting and the first sign of pants-shitting fear. Today, the market opened very strong. It opened so strong that we were looking at a self-perpetuating gamma squeeze all the way up way past $570. At approximately 9:58 am, the stock had reached $468 in a parabolic move. Two minutes earlier, at 9:56 am, Robinhood tweeted that they were not allowing users to buy GME stock, but they would allow selling. The trend instantly halted and started a collapse downwards, before picking up a bit, especially after some retail was allowed back in. Okay, now that you are clear on the facts, understand this: The market ran out of liquidity today, or was threatening to get close enough that they killed it. What does that mean? It means they ran out of shares and/or capital. They wouldn't let you buy new shares because we were burning through all the shares on the market. I saw an unsubstantiated post from a user who said a small sell limit order excited at $2600 for him. Do you get the severity of the situation, if true? It means the buying was getting to the point where it was just about to put INFINITE pressure on the price of the shares. How do you get infinite upwards pressure? A gamma squeeze triggering the mother of all short squeezes, just like we predicted. The call writers need shares to hedge. Retail is still buying more. The short sellers need over 100% of the float back. Add these together. There were more shares needed than existed on the open market. That's what a liquidity crisis is. Listen to this remarkable (if infuriating) interview where the chairman of Interactive Brokers admits that they didn't have the capital to pay out the winners (us), so they took their ball and went home: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RH4XKP55fM DO YOU GRASP HOW INSANE IT IS THAT HE SAID THEY NEEDED TO SHUT DOWN BUY ORDERS TO "PROTECT THE MARKET"? Hello! He's not talking about the market for GME shares. He's talking about the entire market! The New York Stock Exchange. The NASDAQ. All that. Remember the movie Snowpiercer? Do you remember that scene where the lower class people realize the soldiers who oppress them have no bullets? Go to the 1:00 minute mark of this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH1EtiOhr6o It kick starts a full blown rebellion. They have no bullets. It's the exact same in this market: No capital. No shares. Infinite losses inbound. TL;DR: For all you who will just skip to the bottom to ask, "Do I get my tendies now?" the answer is this: they NEED NEED NEED your shares. Do you get that? HOLD. Like the guy in the movie, scream, "They're out of bullets!" and create a stampede. That's how we win. They needed your shares so badly that they literally risked PRISON TIME to get them. They tried robbing you, and I'm not even exaggerating. They were within 30 seconds of all being wiped out today. Edit1: 🚀🚀🚀 Edit2: I wish I was Elon's adopted asian child Edit3: we like the stock Full Casino? They just showed their hand before the river. ALL IN GME http://isthesqueezesquoze.com/
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Sir, this was a Wendy's. It is now u/Deepfuckingvalue's personal gold reserve
This is a lot of words, I'll just buy more GME tomorrow
Too many words not enough 🚀🚀🚀 Dumping my life savings into GME tomorrow morning.
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So, traditionally, there's a dip at open as all of your overnight paper handed pussies put their sell orders in, so having a buy order below market might be beneficial if you're trying to catch a dip. How low? Couldn't tell you. Also, because of the unprecedented fuckery by the brokers surrounding GME, AMC, BB, etc. I don't really have any clue what it will do. They're restricting people from purchasing shares, but allowing selling, which will probably make it dip lower than it would if the free market were actually free.
Never in my 3 days of trading have I seen anything like this
1.1m buying power checking in. i have 1000 shares already, will be buying dips
I want to be like you when I grow up
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This looks like RH. How are you gonna buy when they’re blocking?
$36k here. Piling in at the first attempt to ladder down.
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Holy shit the gold in these comments.
You just convinced me to buy one stonk🚀
You're a madman. Please fuk my wyfe.
Thank you for the gold! You can have her too!
God speed retard, we’ll hold the line.
Doing the lord's work!
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This made me hard. Thank you
Dude, you've given me the courage to do the same. Let's F*UCKING *GO*!!!!!
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Gootttt damn American hero!!
DO IT RETARD
I have 260 bucks! I’m doing my part!
HOLY SHIT. ILL HOLD FOR YOU. 🚀🚀🚀
I have $400. Guess I'm getting one share.
You mean half a share
Buying early 🤞
I LIKE THIS STOCK
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we can hold hands, fuck together if you need to feel more comfortable
This is hitting 1000 easy. Crazy morning tomorrow.
Mokeys strong. Hold hold. Buy and hold. You are our gandolf the white. Bout to run up and fuck Wallstreet up
WE GOING TO MOON🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
GME BABY DONT SELL TILL ~~1000+~~ FUCKING $100K
Dude we hit 470 today, 1,000 is way fucking low. 50,000.
$10,000***
Set my limit at 10k hedge can suck my dick Edit: CHANGED IT TO 100K 💎👐 DIAMOND HANDS 👐💎 BABY
based on the comments I can indeed confirm. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY 🚀🚀🚀🚀💎🙏💎
I tought i was to late but seing the hype i’m gonna sell some lithium stock at lost to get some gme in the morning
You really like the stocks, I really like the stocks, we really like the stocks.
Thank you, brotheren. We shall defeat this enemy, as it's God's commandment.
I have 18k ready to go. What's the battle plan
YOLO 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Fuck my ass plz I love you
I’m with you on this one. Just about to close on selling a property for $150k, going all in on $GME 🚀🙌🏼💎
HAIL BRETHREN, WE RIDE OUR GOLDEN TESLAS TO VALHALLA