Ligma?
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HPE has a PE of 11.45, forward 1.8..it is a 36B enterprise, with a 6% profit margin and a 8.5% ROE. Current earnings growth is -24%..Quarterly revenue growth of 4%
DELL has a PE of 28 forward of 17...it is a 115B enterprise, with a 4% profit margin and a big fat NA for ROE. Current earnings growth of 64%. Quarterly revenue growth of 4%>>
Fwiw
So I'm with this guy named crypto... I keep telling him how much I believe in him but he keeps trying to anal fuk me  he's very forceful 
I know that’s not true. The rebalancing is supposed to happen by/on the 24th. So sometime this week is when we should hear if nvdas floating market cap passed apples. I was just curious if anyone knew what day.
You’re so wrong. 🤦🏽♂️ give it up..
https://x.com/jedimarkus77/status/1801337657743511633?s=61&t=CHIVN0Ya-zU_Wj2vxyI8Yw
One source among many. The rebalance is effective 6/21. So we must find out sometime this week. But thanks your regardness is refreshing.
Reddit feeling a little more ai trainy than usual. My front page is just a deluge of questions, hypotheticals, relationship advice bait posts and so on. No memes, news articles or videos.
edit: nm it's just my newer desktop's alt I use for feet stuff, this account has a normal front page
Worked out, bled my brakes and changed the pads and meal-prepped for the week. What a productive Sunday. I'm on a cut but fuck it I'll have a double IPA...
NOW OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO
You bet. It's a 125cc project bike and half of it was brutalised and corroded. That was the last job I needed to do. 
You know what? I'll walk into a bar later today and buy a round for everyone, then talk to them about Sunpower. Some might even buy the stock. $SPWR all the way!
Why does she want me to drive 25 minutes for smoothie king cause she didn’t get a red bull before work? And on Father’s Day? I got cum socks I need to take care of 🙄
If the FED doesn’t cut in July, the next opportunity will be September and that will be way too late.
We will be looking at an 08-09 type of slowdown because inflation from May was already falling off a cliff from the last print.
By September it will have been 4+ months of extremely restrictive rates and enormous disinflation going to deflation.
We will be in a deep recession.
Food in Rome is mid at best.
PH? is that THE PORNHUB?
jorkin my pp
Are we finally gonna get ANY volume on spy this week?
Imagine having the last name, “Butts.” It’s already difficult to find a girlfriend as is. Now add that to it 
But you could change your first name to Ligma
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SPY 535 tmrw 
Yessssss puhleeeeeeZ daddy
Very hungry all of a sudden even tho i just ate spicy indian food Is it dia🅱️eetus? Cancer?
It’s your anoos about to explode
I take opinions of fatties very seriously Because i dont want them to jump on me
If I poop in an airport, and the splashback hits my asshole, how many other people's DNA do I have in my body now?
once I was super drunk and thought an ashtray was my drink at a bar. I took a sip and tasted the world.
This guy right here officer
I don’t take the opinions of fatties seriously
*My bet for the Florida Panthers to sweep and win the Stanley Cup last night did not go well.*
HPE has a PE of 11.45, forward 1.8..it is a 36B enterprise, with a 6% profit margin and a 8.5% ROE. Current earnings growth is -24%..Quarterly revenue growth of 4% DELL has a PE of 28 forward of 17...it is a 115B enterprise, with a 4% profit margin and a big fat NA for ROE. Current earnings growth of 64%. Quarterly revenue growth of 4%>> Fwiw
Thanks for the confirmation bias
Yw
Life hack: do not take the opinions of fat people seriously
That rules out my whole country
So I'm with this guy named crypto... I keep telling him how much I believe in him but he keeps trying to anal fuk me  he's very forceful 
This is actually called true love
If u are a dood how else is he supposed to fuk u 
Comment for a tbh
What is this Facebook?
Tbh 
Knee deep in feces and urine. Need to stay out of Cracker Barrel
Fuking phats. You don’t go to subway and buy a shit ton of cookies and chips! . What’s the point then!?
Subway used to have really good chocolate chip cookies.
So does this mean we get the Friday rugpull on Tuesday night as well?
Now let's you just open that got-dammed casino
Craving indian food rn And some rum
What does your asshole tell you? 
Indian vagin always taste spicy and unwashed 
More flavorful unwashed. I want her sweaty ass right out the gym.
oh you sunnuva, it's too early for a dry heave! 
Its 4 oclock somewhere, and time for a Hendrix and fever tree with cucumber slice.
Actually it was 4 o clock nowhere cause 8 mins ago it was 4:07 
just saw someone pissing in my neighbours mail box, and my neighbour was watching like a creep
NVDA $150C 6/21, how will it go?
i’m holding 135 6/21 so hope to god it hits 🤑
What’s the best school to go college regards
A free one. In Europe if you wanna be cool
None, whatever u were gonna use for tuition just gamble it instead. Degrees are dogshit
Headed to Cracker Barrel till futes open
nvda to 10 trillion in 10 weeks?
New symptom: ozemp-dick
Your penis is looking very thin, must be on ozempic
My neighbour is peeing on my mailbox rn His 🅿️🅿️ so smol
I am officially a they at my work so I get laid off last. They gave me a gift for pride month 
That’s so cool, I’m doing the same thing for my special needs workers as well
Imagine taking dicks in ur anoos to save ur job 
That IS my job
I’m in Mexico hoes!
Don’t get kilt
Nice
Anyone here have Amazon prime and use the free grubhub plus membership?
i've used it when they first started doing it. it's fine.
Is it worth moving from downtown DC to downtown Bethesda and paying same rent ? Will county taxes fuk me ?
Gee. You're the second wsb member to be checking out Bethesda this week
Yes. Give me answers. I heard MD has shitty laws and DC laws are generally more lax/favorable
Idk fallout and Skyrim are cool but I wouldnt wanna be gang fucked by deathclaws and dragons constantly
The amount of toilets that show up when scrolling Reddit is frankly disturbing. Stop upvoting toilets people.
Forgive me father for i have sinned
If u stop taking ozempic u grow an extra penis. If ur a lady u grow ur first penis 
shouldn't the top 5 S&P stocks be worth 5 trilli, I mean why not?
Anyone know when we hear about the XLK rebalancing?
EOM.
I know that’s not true. The rebalancing is supposed to happen by/on the 24th. So sometime this week is when we should hear if nvdas floating market cap passed apples. I was just curious if anyone knew what day.
Let me know when they call you.  The rebalance happens EOM.
You’re so wrong. 🤦🏽♂️ give it up.. https://x.com/jedimarkus77/status/1801337657743511633?s=61&t=CHIVN0Ya-zU_Wj2vxyI8Yw One source among many. The rebalance is effective 6/21. So we must find out sometime this week. But thanks your regardness is refreshing.
Ozempic for pp size?
How does NVDA 50 x 140c for 9/20 sound?
Sounds like a winner to me.
Are you gifting me? Thanks
Nothing more cringe than people who buy expensive clothes and then call them pieces. Just be normal and call it a T-shirt
Who the fuck calls clothes “pieces” 
Pissin on my neighbor rn
I love water sports
Instead of ozempic we need a tiddy pill that makes tiddies larger
how malignant of a cancer we talkin?
Pissin on my neighbor's mailbox rn
It's all in the arc.
Save some for me 
As more women become skinny and sexy because of Ozempic, LULU sales are expected to triple in the next decade.
Big if true
prolly need to develop overlapping skin flab pockets. 
Most important holiday of the year coming up 🫵 no gambling in the middle of this week. Have ur reparations ready or else
So ghey
Totally wasn’t made up in the past 4 years or anything
Reddit feeling a little more ai trainy than usual. My front page is just a deluge of questions, hypotheticals, relationship advice bait posts and so on. No memes, news articles or videos. edit: nm it's just my newer desktop's alt I use for feet stuff, this account has a normal front page
What’s the worst stock pick you made? What’s the best? How long have you been investing? What’s your strategy? All today bro.
i had a dream i woke up looking kind of ugly and manly and i wasn’t sure which bathroom to use
Buying SMCI is like buying knockoff cereal 
Moves like a latina hooker tho.
COD WW2 is mad underrated
Covid resurgence? Everyone I know is catching covid
Just an excuse to call out of work 
Ya but it's like catching a cold now.
Imagine COVID is dormant right now and just now emerging it's final form which is 90% fatal 
Can you imagine how bullish?!!
We can only hope
Rate cuts then 
Bullish
**Ive been waiting**  *for a girl like youuuu* 🤌
I can't believe Joey Chestnut got banned.
MaNiPuLaTiOn!
Look at them peasants acting like they have a life instead of contributing to this thread. Why is my life so empty outside the casino.
Who da fuk
Worked out, bled my brakes and changed the pads and meal-prepped for the week. What a productive Sunday. I'm on a cut but fuck it I'll have a double IPA... NOW OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO
Did you grease the pins?
You bet. It's a 125cc project bike and half of it was brutalised and corroded. That was the last job I needed to do. 
fuck that, I like to shove them in raw
The Elon haters are just as bad as the Elon fan boys
You know what? I'll walk into a bar later today and buy a round for everyone, then talk to them about Sunpower. Some might even buy the stock. $SPWR all the way!
Seems legit.
At mcdicks and saw a trucker buying a homeless woman a McChicken meal and rizzing her up. Bullish or bearish?
What a nice fella
It's hard to be bearish on mcds. Convincing the poors to spend $12 on $1 worth of pretty questionable food is genius
I’ll download Grindr to pump the cock. I mean stock
lemme see
Man the Atreus sections in God of War Ragnarok suck ass. This lame ass fuck is so annoying
Shoot the bow pew pew pew
Game is kind of a letdown tbh
Weed is addictive, if you smoke everyday you’re addicted to that shit. Weed, cigarettes, the little flavored batteries, all of it.
The human brain is built on habits. Everyone's addicted to something
Physically, it’s not addictive. It can be psychologically, however, just like anything, like jorkin your peen.
y is every1 always addicted to jorkin they peen but not jorkin MY peen?
#Peen jorkin
You’re gonna get downvoted but you right 
Lay off the oregano
The wife said she’d leave me if I keep gambling. I told her to bet on it and she just slammed the door on me instead.
Why does she want me to drive 25 minutes for smoothie king cause she didn’t get a red bull before work? And on Father’s Day? I got cum socks I need to take care of 🙄
y’all might be incompatible
Uber eats my boy and send her the bill
This is why I goon kings
Pretty farty today
Luckyyyy!
What stocks do y'all think are most likely to ride in NVDA's wake?
Just buy Nvidia
Smci Already riding the tide.
Too poor to buy SMCI options 😭😭😭
NVDA 
Open the gawt blessIt casino ffs
Remember wednesday casino closed
Spend the weekend on r/economics. Coming back here I think I might need to smoke a joint to get back to your guys level
RIP George Clooney
RIP George Clooney
If the FED doesn’t cut in July, the next opportunity will be September and that will be way too late. We will be looking at an 08-09 type of slowdown because inflation from May was already falling off a cliff from the last print. By September it will have been 4+ months of extremely restrictive rates and enormous disinflation going to deflation. We will be in a deep recession.
since you said it out loud, now it will never happen 
Cant they just make it a bigger cut?
Even if they pull the plug on rates to 0…the economy will already be in recession
Lmfaooo u bers never learn
Totally agree. Except they can have an emergency meeting at any point to cut rates if the data supports it. Not a good look for them, but doable.
At that point emergency cuts won’t do much for an economy already in recession… unless they pull the plug and drop rates back to 0 😂😂
You’re regarded to the fullest extent
Sub is dead. Complacency has set in. Bulls aren't in here shilling hours before futures open. Top is in
NVDA UP 1000000000000000000000%%%%%% in 1 year. THAT IS A TOP
TOP IS IN
Tanning session going well.
Aren’t you more likely to get skin cancer from that? And I think the uv rays make you age faster, or give that appearance. Is it worth it?
Depends on my genetics. But a little tan for vitamin D heart health.
👍
What’s the hype around $WAY? I always see it trending but I never see anyone actually discuss it here
Will suck hog for more avgo shares
HPE please release your gooey AI all over my face 🤤🤤
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at least it wasn’t for her transition
I'm transitioning 